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cn26x8i | No. | 25 | cn26rac | elpaw | mildlyinteresting | 12 | no | 2014-12-22 06:01:55 | Hey mister, can I be on your coin mister? |
cn2a6lb | Yes | 8 | cn2651m | Sea_Urchin_Ceviche | videos | 5 | yes | 2014-12-22 08:18:28 | This isn't self-defense; It's about how to assault people! To nu-metal! Is this a joke? |
cn29wzd | No. | 33 | cn292vw | Just_Do_It_Mate | soccer | 7 | no | 2014-12-22 08:09:09 | Aren't we all? Edit: sorry guys should have stated it was a light hearted joke |
cn29x0w | no | 62 | cn29nk5 | Sangucas | leagueoflegends | 28 | no | 2014-12-22 08:09:12 | what if thresh was not kill? |
cn2a1ei | both | 8 | cn29j66 | TimTile | ukraina | 5 | both | 2014-12-22 08:13:26 | є така думка **Перед законом ВСЕ равны** до прикладу візьмем ДУК ПС, які не мають статусу учасників АТО, вони не числяться ні в МВД ні в ВСУ, так хто вони **незаконне озброєне угрупування**, чи всеж таки **патріоти** які помирають за нас з вами?... |
cn2agl1 | All. Of. Them. | 9 | cn25ziu | Mhykol | mindcrack | 1 | allofthem | 2014-12-22 08:27:49 | I'm new to the series, anyone got a specific episode they think are really entertaining? :D |
cn2b7ij | Ayy lmao | 27 | cn28st3 | EA_Research_Team | AskReddit | 7 | ayylmao | 2014-12-22 08:52:33 | 'ayy lmao'. Pleae. Just go the fuck away. |
cn2b9gv | woosh | 27 | cn2b6tp | Alexbrainbox | todayilearned | 2 | woosh | 2014-12-22 08:54:22 | or be awesome, if you're mentally 14 (like I am) |
cn2bbm6 | no | 175 | cn2b6to | kc141ap | leagueoflegends | 17 | no | 2014-12-22 08:56:20 | Dying from that is even more annoying than dying from a zilean bomb... |
cn2clln | Yes. | 16 | cn2busq | SherwoodStrauss | nba | 6 | yes | 2014-12-22 09:37:08 | Do you think the Warriors have a legitimate chance to win it all this year? |
cn2csmq | Yes | 63 | cn2csa4 | Vendricks | SquaredCircle | 31 | yes | 2014-12-22 09:43:11 | Do they use bananas as weapons in the match, do they have to eat them as fast as possible, or will he be dressed as one? |
cn2d6nb | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 152 | cn2cn05 | Leakee | soccer | 71 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-22 09:55:04 | I know that feeling, man. |
cn2dimj | Yes | 32 | cn2dcfe | Geekfest | gifs | 14 | yes | 2014-12-22 10:05:43 | Wait your car disappeared or your car keys disappeared? |
cn2dsaf | Woosh | 8 | cn2bpau | Compizfox | HalfLife | 5 | woosh | 2014-12-22 10:14:00 | Except people might complain it's too similar to opposing force. |
cn2durc | Yes? | 216 | cn2boy4 | _KimJongUn | funny | 124 | yes | 2014-12-22 10:16:02 | He probably typed "Kim Jong-Un" |
cn2e3g4 | WHAT! | 14 | cn27xmb | Cixelsid | malefashionadvice | 2 | what | 2014-12-22 10:23:26 | Use shout on those |
cn2fk7w | Yeah | 8 | cn2eaxz | gsav55 | Damnthatsinteresting | 4 | yeah | 2014-12-22 11:08:00 | My science teacher in middle school warned us against burning plastics, and told us that doing so released fumes that were not only toxic to breathe, but harmful to the environment. Was there any truth to this? |
cn2fodm | No | 49 | cn2fd9j | SchofieldSilver | nsfw | 12 | no | 2014-12-22 11:11:28 | Why does her pussy touch her butthole? Does that mean she had a child at some point and they sewed that section up leaving a scar. Working on my MILF theory. |
cn2ga8d | ಠ_ಠ | 38 | cn2awus | SorryThatIsNotIrony | pics | 23 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-22 11:29:08 | Yep, they met on the set of "Take Me Home Tonight" starring Topher Grace. Ironically in that movie, Pratt's character proposes to Faris' character. |
cn38fnm | Ayy lmao | 433 | cn3859u | WhatAreYouDoingBrah | AskReddit | 100 | ayylmao | 2014-12-23 05:45:45 | The phrase "ayy lmao" |
cn2h6ly | Why? | 20 | cn2gf9q | cockyjeremy | CodAW | 10 | why | 2014-12-22 11:54:54 | Out of curiosity, why? Like really? Is it that big a deal? I really don't like my little brother walking into the room with a throbbing penis on the screen. |
cn2j4x0 | No | 31 | cn2j1dc | somenamestaken | todayilearned | 3 | no | 2014-12-22 12:43:40 | > those who experience the mystical aren't always poetically equipped to translate it to a waiting humanity. That is beautiful! Can I use that? |
cn2j6iv | yes | 133 | cn2gjmo | joshcanfield | survivor | 72 | yes | 2014-12-22 12:44:45 | Just to make absolutely sure, Reed voted for Jac to make sure she got 2nd right? |
cn2k4lx | Yes | 8 | cn2k2ac | rnkv2 | leafs | 5 | yes | 2014-12-22 13:07:30 | Is it really worth waiting in a stadium's bathroom for three hours to go to another hockey game..? |
cn2k6xu | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 15 | cn2k6jw | PleaseRespectTables | wildhockey | 9 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-22 13:09:02 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn2mkcc | That's what she said. | 22 | cn2mf8d | BondageJay | PS4 | 1 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-22 14:08:57 | Think the thickness matters |
cn4rich | Yes. | 20 | cn4rcr3 | Positively_Shocking | PS3 | 1 | yes | 2014-12-24 20:05:23 | This happens the same day the interview is released Coincidence? |
cn2np6a | Both! | 21 | cn2nlnm | ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU | casualiama | 13 | both | 2014-12-22 14:39:56 | Do you ever yes or do you only sometimes maybe? |
cn2pdr1 | Yup. | 9 | cn2pam5 | Kanshan | Christianity | 2 | yup | 2014-12-22 15:28:08 | Is the Son eternal, all-knowing, and almighty? |
cn2s1ky | yes | 17 | cn2rkn6 | thotdestroyer | lakers | 4 | yes | 2014-12-22 16:49:15 | Is she richer than him? |
cn2scb3 | No | 14 | cn2s6x9 | HamChuck | StLouisRams | 1 | no | 2014-12-22 16:58:41 | Hm. Fair point. Perhaps you should reconsider though |
cn2sfac | Yep! | 8 | cn2sd2u | 1800latte | IAmA | 5 | yep | 2014-12-22 17:01:16 | Thanks. I think that the cappuccino has more "air" in it, doesn't it? |
cn2su3c | yes | 14 | cn2si3t | jebediahatwork | AskReddit | 9 | yes | 2014-12-22 17:14:00 | I'm not.... Is there something wrong with me? |
cn2ts6a | No | 25 | cn2t950 | The_Goldie17 | AskReddit | 13 | no | 2014-12-22 17:42:37 | You called? |
cn2v63g | No. | 29 | cn2us3i | smaller_lemon | whowouldwin | 2 | no | 2014-12-22 18:23:22 | Everyone is now a furry. We're the most harmless fandom in the known universe. Seriously, 98% of us are actually really nice people. |
cn2vaq9 | Yes | 16 | cn2v5dz | NotAnNSASpy | AskReddit | 1 | yes | 2014-12-22 18:27:03 | I purell the fuck out of my phone on a daily basis- Jeezus, do you know where I've been? |
cn2vp75 | yeah | 36 | cn2vglz | mynameisrainer | cringe | 4 | yeah | 2014-12-22 18:39:10 | where did it all start? |
cn2vyx9 | yES | 37 | cn2uljo | Clockwork757 | DotA2 | 21 | yes | 2014-12-22 18:47:30 | Yes. |
cn2w96b | yes | 24 | cn2w3h6 | TheLastBokonist | CFB | 13 | yes | 2014-12-22 18:56:17 | A wild Huskers fan appears. |
cn2wt7h | K | 8 | cn2r111 | shutupiknow | gifs | 1 | k | 2014-12-22 19:13:29 | Nej det går inte för jag har morgon stånd |
cn2xc30 | LOL | 27 | cn2vlcj | Peeto87 | Gunners | 1 | lol | 2014-12-22 19:29:28 | You might call it a pipe dream but I think we will move for Pogba in the summer. At 40-50m GBP he would be within our budget. And a 4-4-1-1 with Sanchez - Ramsey - Pogba - Walcott / Ozil / (don't laugh, he's the perfect player for our system) Benzema would be *very* powerful at a cost of 80-100m GBP. We can spend this kind of money, as Wenger keeps saying, and we don't need to buy many more players at this point. And with only these purchases we would have an very capable second string of Wilshere - Arteta / Welbeck - Cazorla - Oxlade / Giroud. I think we will buy a CB (I would guess Howedes or even Hummels) in the January window and then a "marquee" DM + ST in the summer, plus maybe Mings or another young, promising, versatile British defender. One advantage of our longstanding emphasis on blooding youth players is that we already have very capable depth without needing to spend 20m+ to bring in players like Jovetic. So we can afford now to bring in two 40m players and not make many other moves in the summer window. Obviously the team is extremely flaky at the moment but I think we are very well-positioned for the summer window and the coming season. Note that Pogba and Benzema, probably the two best players on the French NT, might well relish the opportunity to play together (with Kosc, Debuchy, and Giroud) in the PL under Wenger and build something truly memorable—and quite French. edit: You might ask why Benzema would ever want to leave Madrid, but I can think of a few reasons. 1. Ancelotti, the tactical genius, has proven he can replace any player (Ozil, Di Maria) and convert players to surprising new positions (Ronaldo, Bale to ST; Isco to CM). 2. Benzema would be a star at Arsenal; at Madrid he is a cog in a machine—though admittedly, a godly machine. 3. Madrid would be left with only Ronaldo, Jese, Hernandez for two striker positions should Benzema leave, but Perez, always after a flashy new signing, might well lust after Aguero (I think they will have Reus as well). 4. If Madrid win the CL and/or La Liga this year, and I suspect they will win both, Benzema may feel he has accomplished all he can at Madrid and look for a new challenge. 5. If (4) is true, he could reunite with Mourinho at Chelsea, or make a triumphant return to France with PSG, but I think the possibility of winning Wenger the league (scoring 25+ in the process) would prove more enticing, if he feels it is possible. If we sign Pogba as well, I think we look threatening enough. |
cn2yx0w | What? | 9 | cn2yp1y | andrewf21 | videos | 3 | what | 2014-12-22 20:20:11 | Ok I like it Ok I see where this is going, nice Well now this is getting a little weird Right, the eyes, tone down the eyes Ok, eyes are freaking me out You know what, I've got an early meeting tomorrow. ..... |
cn30qdu | Exactly | 43 | cn30knd | mcveyla | CFB | 7 | exactly | 2014-12-22 21:21:49 | Have you seen how many of the players are married? |
cn30r3z | Woosh | 58 | cn30lfz | DLR87 | nfl | 18 | woosh | 2014-12-22 21:22:35 | Why would he want that? |
cn30t0s | Woosh | 111 | cn30p36 | MindlessLizard | funny | 58 | woosh | 2014-12-22 21:24:39 | ....How on earth is that connected to beans? If it was "toothbrush", it would make sense. |
cn30zgl | lol? | 24 | cn2zmcj | ---N-E-P-M-A-K--- | hiphopheads | 1 | lol | 2014-12-22 21:31:38 | lol |
cn318g9 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 35 | cn314pi | DAM1313 | ClashOfClans | 22 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-22 21:41:47 | ಠ_ಠ |
cn31ac1 | thatsthejoke.jpg | 16 | cn316vh | Rodents210 | funny | 4 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-22 21:43:54 | > I was muy embarazado. You were very pregnant? |
cn331ra | AND MY AXE! | 11 | cn2x7cu | kriss554 | leagueoflegends | 2 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-22 23:07:49 | Yep, there are certain cash phrases which you just know will give karma. So people keep repeating them because who doesn't want karma? |
cn338og | Yes. | 30 | cn308ex | illyume | wow | 3 | yes | 2014-12-22 23:18:34 | Your real mouse or your computer mouse? |
cn34fiu | Yes | 13 | cn34cs8 | icxcnika | AskReddit | 8 | yes | 2014-12-23 00:34:00 | You control the invites to the reddit parties? Wow, you must be so cool! |
cn34sf7 | AND MY AXE! | 17 | cn34oqw | HyphenSam | funny | 6 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-23 01:00:21 | "Can you" |
cn3782i | That's the joke. | 53 | cn361hz | d4rkdude | AdviceAnimals | 33 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-23 04:26:24 | 1.6KB as an mp4?! Yeah, that's a virus. *keeps scrolling* |
cn37e5k | Mom's spaghetti | 11 | cn374m2 | killbot0224 | DestinyTheGame | 1 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-23 04:39:09 | Open your eyes. |
cn37p5q | No | 9 | cn349ld | jk01 | buffalobills | 1 | no | 2014-12-23 05:01:01 | Hmmm idk why either? You guys can have Reggie! |
cn38659 | NO | 20 | cn341tf | Themalster | Patriots | 8 | no | 2014-12-23 05:30:47 | AND EVEN AT THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! |
cn397pd | And my... axe? | 203 | cn38zu3 | IGuessINeedOneToo | explainlikeimfive | 78 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-23 06:24:47 | And my dignity. |
cn3ae08 | Yes. | 14 | cn3a4ir | I_Are_Brown_Bear | Jeep | 7 | yes | 2014-12-23 07:13:44 | The Jeep or the woman...? |
cn3bc2p | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 8 | cn3ac1x | PopeGregoryIX | thatHappened | 3 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-23 07:47:38 | No! I don't want to remember creepy pope! With his beady little eyes... |
cn3ccom | whoosh | 9 | cn3c7ul | closesandfar | todayilearned | 1 | whoosh | 2014-12-23 08:21:36 | Huh? Those guys are BFFs |
cn3cwx8 | Not with that attitude! | 11 | cn3c8l3 | jonasbeaver | AskReddit | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-23 08:39:35 | How did your wife even take that? I've always had an irrational fear of mistaking someone else for my girlfriend, and my girlfriend being mad at me for it. Twins would increase the likelihood of this a lot. Not that I'd ever get a gf. |
cn3cxmn | You're welcome! | 12 | cn3cwxp | ObamaRobot | navy | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-23 08:40:12 | I wanted to throw in the obligatory "Thanks, Obama", but I knew it wasn't necessary. |
cn3d4e7 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 13 | cn3d475 | PleaseRespectTables | gifs | 3 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-23 08:46:06 | . |
cn3dhrd | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 23 | cn36t7y | krinfinity | nexus6 | 4 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-23 08:57:54 | It gets easier after a few tries. It loosens up. |
cn3eadm | What... | 11 | cn3cw3d | Invalid-Username- | offmychest | 6 | what | 2014-12-23 09:22:20 | Many moons ago, when the sun was high in the east and the buffalo roamed free on the plains I plowed a 1976 Plymouth Fury SO hard into a parked VW Rabbit, it knocked the gearshift 3 inches back in it's sleeve. and yea verily, the tennis player owner was sorely vexed. And he profaned before teh lord calling for his vengeance.... and then my Dad Arrived. and the tennis player's face shown he knew god's vengeance was at hand....and he smiled. Now I'm teaching my youngest how to drive and the patience and willingness to shrug off small bumps and dings is part of the training. There will be bumps and scrapes and teh best way to handle them is with a cool head. Good job on behalf of the other driver. Sets a great example. |
cn3egs3 | :( | 12 | cn3bsui | Philyphreak3 | nfl | 4 | :( | 2014-12-23 09:27:41 | And only 5 are going to the dance. Lol Eagles. :) |
cn3f2ng | No. | 10 | cn3dqhk | Wista | 4chan | 6 | no | 2014-12-23 09:46:46 | In sadness or happiness? |
cn3f7zu | ayy lmao | 8 | cn3dt9w | frsp | AskReddit | 3 | ayylmao | 2014-12-23 09:51:15 | DancingAlien.gif |
cn3ferh | thatsthejoke.jpg | 10 | cn3f2p3 | turkishguy | CFB | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-23 09:56:54 | >HE CAN'T READ VERY GOOD :( QUITE IRONIC |
cn3fpwj | AND MY AXE! | 40 | cn3f7k5 | EliaTheGiraffe | pics | 23 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-23 10:06:08 | And Elvis. |
cn3gk1c | All of them | 23 | cn3gik4 | dannythebest | Minecraft | 14 | allofthem | 2014-12-23 10:31:25 | Which one are you? |
cn3gmts | Yes | 23 | cn3gi9x | FraizerBManillo | hockey | 13 | yes | 2014-12-23 10:33:47 | Am I a bad person for wanting someone to get the mumps again? |
cn3gss0 | Yes | 26 | cn3fn1a | CVLN_219 | milf | 4 | yes | 2014-12-23 10:38:45 | The banana or the milf? ;) |
cn3h0us | All of them | 11 | cn3gy21 | Jretribe | Fitness | 6 | allofthem | 2014-12-23 10:45:26 | Which diet should we stick to though? |
cn3hfsx | Nope | 8 | cn3e23m | PImpathinor | nfl | 5 | nope | 2014-12-23 10:57:54 | Was he even really in consideration before this week? |
cn3ijc5 | Yes. | 42 | cn3hnoa | Celdurant | soccer | 5 | yes | 2014-12-23 11:31:23 | Really? This guy is more important than Hazard? |
cn3iqbw | Yup! | 10 | cn3ifmg | silvermoons | nfl | 6 | yup | 2014-12-23 11:37:21 | isn't foles better then sanchez? |
cn3jajd | Both! | 16 | cn3j0p7 | FrankGibsonIV | SquaredCircle | 7 | both | 2014-12-23 11:54:35 | The tickets or the stickers are free? |
cn3jsjb | No. | 30 | cn3f6gi | [deleted] | movies | 5 | no | 2014-12-23 12:10:12 | This shit's gonna make more money than avatar |
cn3m22s | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 17 | cn3jh1z | byzantinian | nsfw_gifs | 8 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-23 13:21:13 | chloe foster has the body of a 12 year old |
cn3myyg | What? | 22 | cn3gu6m | picklesitter | AskWomen | 4 | what | 2014-12-23 13:51:04 | Thank you for using the proper term for the activity. I don't "give head" to my wife, because in about 7-12 minutes, I want that head back....because I use it for other stuff. It's hard to even get excited about "giving head". It sounds so passive, like "hohumm guess it's off to the mines to give head and get black lung...." Eating pussy is exciting. It deserves to be stated as such, like your guy (or girl) just won the fucking lottery. (BRIGHT FLASHING LIGHTS) EAT AT HAT'S (PUSSY) |
cn3nlhk | What? | 8 | cn3kfox | CadenMoran_9 | CadenMoranDiary | 4 | what | 2014-12-23 14:12:11 | I'm sorry Caden how bad is it |
cn3oxad | Yup. | 8 | cn3olpq | iph_tx | houston | 2 | yup | 2014-12-23 14:58:19 | Do you really think this is stupid? |
cn3oxzc | Nope | 17 | cn3nt7z | Cockadoo | DIY | 1 | nope | 2014-12-23 14:59:00 | Ahhh Germany right? I thought the window to wall ratio was familiar. |
cn3vlu1 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 19 | cn3t35r | technoskittles | asmr | 5 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-23 19:00:48 | Ahh my god, it s so very sticky in my mouth~ The deliciousness with bananas and milk. |
cn3r2o6 | Yep | 20 | cn3qsn0 | ssabripo | soccer | 4 | yep | 2014-12-23 16:16:08 | Is he on loan from Real? |
cn3r8or | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 10 | cn3r8dd | PleaseRespectTables | Eve | 6 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-23 16:22:08 | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ stahp |
cn3rz00 | Yes. | 21 | cn3putu | magusheart | pokemon | 9 | yes | 2014-12-23 16:48:19 | Zinnia or the video ;3 |
cn3tz69 | Yes | 18 | cn3rujx | Fusiox | todayilearned | 2 | yes | 2014-12-23 18:00:33 | Does it matter **how far** under the blast they were? |
cn3vdzt | Yup.... | 10 | cn3uzok | RedditNoob94 | PS4 | 6 | yup | 2014-12-23 18:52:32 | Is it only multiplayer? |
cn3wkzv | yes | 10 | cn3wk89 | lordderplythethird | hockey | 4 | yes | 2014-12-23 19:38:17 | Which one? |
cn3woe0 | Not with that attitude. | 60 | cn3wg64 | Tarijeno | movies | 32 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-23 19:42:02 | You realize of course that you can't drill for peanut butter M&Ms in the North Sea. |
cn3yeli | thatsthejoke.jpg | 18 | cn3y4xn | 13eautiiful | WTF | 6 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-23 20:51:25 | Probably not, because they go up the vagina not the rectum. |
cn3z3aw | You're welcome! | 8 | cn3z2u8 | ObamaRobot | canada | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-23 21:20:10 | Thanks Obama. |
cn3zfkl | That's what she said... | 9 | cn3f4jt | belikralj | motorcycles | 4 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-23 21:34:39 | Why does it look so big?? |
cn3zjl0 | Yes | 30 | cn3zgc1 | Ninjamakong_Suh | AdviceAnimals | 15 | yes | 2014-12-23 21:39:28 | Good or bad? |
cn3zmoy | Yes. | 8 | cn3w973 | arcainic | IsItBullshit | 2 | yes | 2014-12-23 21:43:15 | are they really as bad as news outlets depict? |
cn3zorp | Thatsthejoke.jpg | 14 | cn3zfpo | MethAddictedBunny | AdviceAnimals | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-23 21:45:48 | Obama has nothing to do with these low gas prices... |
cn404yo | Ayy lmao | 11 | cn3y9px | uberpandajesus | nosleep | 3 | ayylmao | 2014-12-23 22:05:20 | ..........................lma........o |
cn406hq | Yes. | 36 | cn3x2p2 | imagrillguys | cringe | 10 | yes | 2014-12-23 22:07:21 | How do you know? |
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