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cn0x2u5 | Yes | 30 | cn0x017 | houla1218 | nyc | 3 | yes | 2014-12-20 17:16:27 | Is it normal to put a wounded suspect in handcuffs? |
cn0x3rd | You're fucking welcome! | 8 | cn0x39b | ObamaRobot | LifeProTips | 3 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-20 17:17:26 | Thanks Obama. |
cn0xw9r | wat | 10 | cn0xoxq | asianbronyman | tf2 | 1 | wat | 2014-12-20 17:47:48 | [Someone called?](http://imgur.com/NKOQ5IJ) |
cn0yeqp | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 10 | cn0x2d9 | MrAchilles | gaming | 5 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-20 18:07:47 | Santa? Well I've been an *exceedingly* good boy this year.. |
cn0ym6q | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 14 | cn0yfw7 | Mampharos | thingsforants | 4 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-20 18:15:56 | What were you looking for that this came up? |
cn0ysg0 | What. | 9 | cn0y8sh | QueenSkittles | AskReddit | 2 | what | 2014-12-20 18:22:36 | I know a woman who once had long hair. She is almost 6 ft tall and her hair went down to the ground. Her reason? Turns out her son needs to pull on long hair to fall asleep. He's in middle school. |
cn0z065 | Yep | 21 | cn0y42j | ESPORTS_HotBid | leagueoflegends | 2 | yep | 2014-12-20 18:30:48 | It's a relatively recent thing. Expect a ESEX League of Legends kickstarter in the next few months. |
cn0z4qz | K | 99 | cn0z2p1 | jordan3434 | misleadingthumbnails | 43 | k | 2014-12-20 18:35:52 | dat ass though. look at the girl's ass. i jacked off to this pic |
cn0z7c2 | Not with that attitude | 17 | cn0xai4 | jaynort | pics | 10 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-20 18:38:47 | Deer will move when you hit them. A tree will not. |
cn109pw | ಠ_ಠ | 9 | cn0zz7q | Waytfm | SubredditDrama | 5 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-20 19:22:20 | Thanks baby. |
cn10dmq | No. | 14 | cn0zqge | ThatForearmIsMineNow | hearthstone | 3 | no | 2014-12-20 19:26:48 | And silencing the belcher for lethal right? |
cn10y6v | Ok. | 17 | cn0ycyl | ItsDijital | GlobalOffensive | 8 | ok | 2014-12-20 19:50:22 | Thanks. |
cn11je1 | You're welcome! | 10 | cn11jbj | ObamaRobot | 49ers | 6 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-20 20:14:48 | Thanks Obama?! |
cn12mig | Darude - Sandstorm | 31 | cn12hih | JakeThePom | funny | 1 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-20 21:01:28 | Name of this show? |
cn12ss6 | NO. | 18 | cn12qga | ana48190 | nba | 7 | no | 2014-12-20 21:08:32 | I hope the Kings throw a max offer sheet at him |
cn12tfl | AND MY AXE | 27 | cn1166n | LaterGatorPlayer | funny | 7 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-20 21:09:14 | And the gif's boner. |
cn13i04 | All of them | 14 | cn10vhb | Xur- | DestinyTheGame | 8 | allofthem | 2014-12-20 21:39:20 | All of them. |
cn13tqz | thatsthejoke.jpg | 114 | cn1380u | [deleted] | pics | 29 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-20 21:54:40 | I love how he even has a flair for it now and people *still* ask him this in every single thread. |
cn13uht | Yes | 26 | cn13j1j | Ender_Bro | mindcrack | 8 | yes | 2014-12-20 21:55:34 | Does that mean he has become more sane or more insane? |
cn14cgn | Not with that attitude | 153 | cn1485f | CaptainPajamaShark | pics | 50 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-20 22:20:21 | I have never and will never look that fit. |
cn14f3d | Yes. | 20 | cn142q8 | IM_UPSIDE_DOWNUNDER | Chromecast | 8 | yes | 2014-12-20 22:24:08 | No. |
cn160t8 | no | 14 | cn0vkgy | flying-sheep | bindingofisaac | 6 | no | 2014-12-21 00:04:05 | ^^^^pls |
cn17294 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 38 | cn16f1o | def_Germ-X | skyrim | 8 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-21 01:26:20 | Go ahead and do whatever you want with them. :) |
cn17hr3 | Yes. | 22 | cn170l0 | achtung_die_kurwe | polandball | 13 | yes | 2014-12-21 02:06:51 | I know you aren't speaking german, but please is spelling "Zeitmaschine" so difficult? |
cn17w2e | yes. | 11 | cn17j4z | spacedawg_ie | videos | 4 | yes | 2014-12-21 02:46:54 | Do you know why it freezes/crashes? |
cn199ah | Yes | 576 | cn195ne | sexy_foot_pics | AskReddit | 350 | yes | 2014-12-21 05:06:17 | What was his point of shooting her stomach? DIY abortion? |
cn1aix8 | And my axe! | 17 | cn17wqs | sonorousAssailant | TumblrInAction | 2 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-21 06:42:58 | And Charlie Chaplin. |
cn1aoz2 | and my axe! | 22 | cn1anqx | The_Phox | funny | 4 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-21 06:53:25 | And eyes! |
cn1ayvp | Why? | 14 | cn1aw1i | sleevieb | hiphopheads | 5 | why | 2014-12-21 07:09:46 | You'd hope, amount of money the top dudes have an owe to the originators, these multi millionaires should be handing it over by the dump truck. |
cn1b0t1 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 215 | cn1b0pc | PleaseRespectTables | videos | 96 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-21 07:12:53 | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn1b7g7 | Lol | 13 | cn1ayix | Marty_McFrat | CasualConversation | 6 | lol | 2014-12-21 07:23:07 | Lol would look great on a console. |
cn1dam7 | Yes. | 19 | cn1d4pr | jcpearce | TopGear | 11 | yes | 2014-12-21 08:56:10 | The aunt or the girl? |
cn1dhxk | And my axe! | 39 | cn1crni | dead-not-sleeping | pics | 13 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-21 09:03:57 | Water! |
cn1dsxq | Yup | 10 | cn1doux | Dropthatbass13 | miamidolphins | 2 | yup | 2014-12-21 09:15:43 | MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS |
cn1em3f | AYY LMAO | 50 | cn1elnr | LuichoX | hearthstone | 28 | ayylmao | 2014-12-21 09:45:51 | YOU'RE TOO GOOD AT SHITPOSTING THOUGH IT ISNT FAIR |
cn1ewg1 | No. | 32 | cn1dr1o | TuukkaNotTuukka | nfl | 6 | no | 2014-12-21 09:55:36 | Sankey has shown flashes this year, no? |
cn1fnqz | Yes. | 8 | cn1emhc | bac5665 | CodAW | 1 | yes | 2014-12-21 10:20:51 | So I'm supposed to tell the guy who is saying I have baby dicks in my mouth, "Good game pal!" |
cn1fzg1 | YES | 139 | cn1fkvz | Teakill | leagueoflegends | 60 | yes | 2014-12-21 10:30:57 | Fuck |
cn1hvfo | Whoosh | 16 | cn1hasi | Hardie123123 | soccer | 2 | whoosh | 2014-12-21 11:30:15 | The complete opposite. Super busy this time of year. |
cn1im1x | Yes | 42 | cn1ia5d | lucky0225 | AskReddit | 23 | yes | 2014-12-21 11:53:41 | Yes |
cn1jef9 | Yes? | 11 | cn1hlga | bringbackthepuffin | AdviceAnimals | 2 | yes | 2014-12-21 12:17:15 | Bring back the Puffin! |
cn2b9lj | Yes | 19 | cn2b089 | [deleted] | gaming | 7 | yes | 2014-12-22 08:54:29 | Remake or sequel? |
cn1k7r4 | Darude - Sandstorm | 20 | cn1k4aj | friendshabitsfamily | Jokes | 8 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-21 12:40:39 | Shit. What movie is this gif from? I can never remember it's name. |
cn1l92r | wat | 11 | cn1kqkq | Fancyfoot | todayilearned | 2 | wat | 2014-12-21 13:11:14 | 2 for $4 at the gas station, drank both in 1 day every week (or more) |
cn1l3ra | Yes. | 205 | cn1j3w3 | DoesntMatterHaveCup | nfl | 108 | yes | 2014-12-21 13:06:40 | Flicking off the the redskins was doing the right thing? |
cn1le3o | You're welcome! | 15 | cn1ldv8 | ObamaRobot | GamerGhazi | 6 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-21 13:15:37 | Oh great, they blame it on us. Thanks, obama. |
cn1lmet | Nope | 9 | cn1lkf4 | hbb322 | ravens | 4 | nope | 2014-12-21 13:23:00 | my eyes, is this offense im seeing? nope nvm. goodnight sweet prince |
cn1ls66 | No. | 8 | cn1gga5 | ecp12 | rawdenim | 4 | no | 2014-12-21 13:28:08 | Soak... While wearing? Have I been doing it wrong? |
cn1lznv | mom's spaghetti | 11 | cn1lsu9 | KinoTheMystic | xboxone | 3 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-21 13:34:57 | Mom's pasta? |
cn1m4ik | Yes. | 53 | cn1k3xq | aravarth | leagueoflegends | 34 | yes | 2014-12-21 13:39:25 | And the weak link on CLG was? |
cn1m8ng | no | 16 | cn1lpig | Coldwater_Cigs | KitchenConfidential | 6 | no | 2014-12-21 13:43:10 | Do you guys get pissed when I ask for no tomato? I don't like raw tomato and usually order my sandwich/salad/etc with no tomato. |
cn1mfei | Not with that attitude | 23 | cn1mdd0 | FruitSlamCanJam | SquaredCircle | 11 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-21 13:48:59 | There is no way he can do that anymore. |
cn1n4ic | :( | 10 | cn1jgjy | lucky0225 | cars | 4 | :( | 2014-12-21 14:11:30 | Torque is the fun stat for cars. Hp is ok, but torque is the force that puts a smile on your face. |
cn1n596 | Yes. | 50 | cn1n43r | [deleted] | AirForce | 15 | yes | 2014-12-21 14:12:12 | why? |
cn1n74z | Yes. | 10 | cn1n6o8 | MrMith | AskReddit | 4 | yes | 2014-12-21 14:13:54 | Less crime than Canada or Florida? |
cn1nahz | And my axe! | 222 | cn1jhcl | certified_anus_beef | mildlyinteresting | 72 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-21 14:17:02 | And obesity. |
cn1o2bk | Not with that attitude | 162 | cn1nzr7 | Ionick | skyrim | 27 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-21 14:42:13 | Can't kill kids |
cn1pkht | Yes. | 18 | cn1l9tw | intellos | worldnews | 6 | yes | 2014-12-21 15:33:51 | They're alleging a specific incident, giving the ages of people supposedly involved. Does the Daily Mail really just pull stuff like that out of it's ass? |
cn1qjdh | ayy lmao | 26 | cn1q23u | kith3k | DotA2 | 14 | ayylmao | 2014-12-21 16:07:01 | I don't think 'disappointingly' works there... Unless you're disappointed in how EE-Sama shakes his head? |
cn1r2rm | K | 15 | cn1qtr7 | Gradual__russian | videos | 4 | k | 2014-12-21 16:25:24 | I have. |
cn1s1r2 | Yes | 28 | cn1s0ap | mrmagoo512 | nfl | 12 | yes | 2014-12-21 16:59:05 | It's already all we do, do we have to do it more? |
cn1sqw7 | What? | 8 | cn1n2j4 | onemessageyo | weightlifting | 1 | what | 2014-12-21 17:23:59 | Fun fact: Bigger legs are easier for other kickers to deal with because getting leg kicked to legs that big hurts like crazy. |
cn1txzq | Nope. | 11 | cn1tuff | shadowbannedguy1 | india | 7 | nope | 2014-12-21 18:05:55 | Was this Mahabharat really that good? |
cn1uk30 | :( | 12 | cn1uf7k | ProfessorScribbles | DallasStars | 6 | :( | 2014-12-21 18:27:05 | Also... I TOLD YOU THEY WERE TEASING THE OILERS!!! Dreams, CRUSHED! |
cn1uw6z | Yes. | 18 | cn1ur9p | tokenbg1009 | comicbooks | 7 | yes | 2014-12-21 18:38:29 | Would shooting Kitty Pryde back into space make you like her or would it just make you feel good? |
cn1vz8f | :( | 21 | cn1vvu2 | Erection_unrelated | Welding | 11 | :( | 2014-12-21 19:16:32 | r/cutting |
cn311tf | that's what she said | 9 | cn2zsjp | [deleted] | funny | 3 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-22 21:34:16 | whoa. you just blew my mind. |
cn1wawc | ok | 11 | cn1vpep | Endurancequestion | NSFW_GIF | 6 | ok | 2014-12-21 19:28:03 | OP stop replying to comments you are ruining it |
cn1wkbs | You're welcome! | 20 | cn1wjrd | ObamaRobot | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 13 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-21 19:37:22 | Thanks obama! |
cn1wu7g | No. | 11 | cn1prks | BangersAndMash98 | 4chan | 3 | no | 2014-12-21 19:47:05 | Do you like it? |
cn1y7uz | Yes. | 14 | cn1xv42 | rheasons | AskReddit | 2 | yes | 2014-12-21 20:36:40 | If you were them, would *you* contact us? |
cn1y8df | yeah | 9 | cn1y7jh | GfromCA | nfl | 3 | yeah | 2014-12-21 20:37:12 | Why doesn't Lynch like talking to the media? What happened? |
cn1ya7u | Mom's spaghetti | 11 | cn1ubc6 | DerpTheGinger | skyrim | 5 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-21 20:39:06 | Ro |
cn1ymto | Exactly. | 11 | cn1yfj1 | thefreshpots | canucks | 2 | exactly | 2014-12-21 20:52:27 | who? |
cn1z14o | You're welcome! | 11 | cn1z0uo | ObamaRobot | pics | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-21 21:08:31 | Thanks Obama. Edit: teehee |
cn1z2os | You're fucking welcome! | 69 | cn1z2lu | ObamaRobot | pics | 22 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-21 21:10:15 | Thanks Obama! |
cn1zang | Whoosh. | 10 | cn1tvnk | JimmyMcShiv | pics | 5 | whoosh | 2014-12-21 21:19:24 | A random customer that is needing help with the bill? |
cn1zb6w | No | 26 | cn1rob8 | An6u5380 | soccer | 16 | no | 2014-12-21 21:20:00 | Levy pls |
cn1zcfa | Yes. | 11 | cn1z9t4 | damnshiok | singapore | 4 | yes | 2014-12-21 21:21:24 | Of his haircut or his SO? |
cn1zd3c | You're welcome! | 13 | cn1zcrr | ObamaRobot | pics | 8 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-21 21:22:11 | Thanks Obama |
cn1zlx0 | Nope | 8 | cn1zepq | Rick_Rambis | nfl | 5 | nope | 2014-12-21 21:32:52 | The dick grab. |
cn20a44 | That's what she said. | 51 | cn1xhzt | Hotel-Soap | DestinyTheGame | 18 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-21 22:03:47 | Or just speed up the Cocking in general |
cn33gzw | Exactly. | 10 | cn30bgr | KILROY_73 | india | 5 | exactly | 2014-12-22 23:31:49 | Is water wet or does it wet everything it touches |
cn20c2d | Darude - Sandstorm | 81 | cn1v8on | Diztriction | hearthstone | 16 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-21 22:06:20 | What does BM stand for? |
cn20pvr | That's what she said. | 14 | cn1x08x | shumweezy | Blink182 | 6 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-21 22:25:12 | I wish this were longer! |
cn2106q | You're welcome! | 11 | cn20zrr | ObamaRobot | mildlyinteresting | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-21 22:40:02 | Did that crab sign up for this abortion? Thanks Obama. |
cn219xi | woosh | 18 | cn218p3 | SharpTits | todayilearned | 9 | woosh | 2014-12-21 22:54:43 | Because it's free. |
cn21kud | Yes | 9 | cn21bbf | JordanSM | asoiaf | 3 | yes | 2014-12-21 23:11:55 | Varys or Theon? |
cn226ma | K | 8 | cn1y59m | CanSeeYou | explainlikeimfive | 3 | k | 2014-12-21 23:50:24 | Might be, but they're all obsessed with the letter K. |
cn22iqf | Yeah. | 10 | cn20sn2 | themanunderyourdesk | reactiongifs | 6 | yeah | 2014-12-22 00:13:57 | Can somebody reverse this? |
cn22j82 | Yeah.... | 23 | cn21rcv | AfroBraids | nba | 6 | yeah | 2014-12-22 00:14:59 | Lillard. Dude takes stupid shots, they just happen to go in. |
cn22rl0 | And my Axe! | 8 | cn227n0 | swifty705 | funny | 2 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-22 00:32:00 | And Babe Ruth. |
cn23kuv | Whoosh. | 16 | cn220sh | nahguri | Suomi | 3 | whoosh | 2014-12-22 01:37:06 | Eikö silloin ole sama opetella suoraan ranskaa? |
cn23vsr | Yes. | 37 | cn238yy | Han_Solo_Burger | hearthstone | 16 | yes | 2014-12-22 02:03:39 | So... Wouldn't Doomsayer just kill everything at the beginning of your turn? Which would also mean that you can't use King Krush to kill him? |
cn24e02 | Yes. | 15 | cn247d7 | PcMasterRaceJose | Android | 7 | yes | 2014-12-22 02:49:22 | My roommate is a big white guy with this font on his Note 3, should I be concerned? |
cn24yio | Yeah. | 27 | cn24rvr | WorkSucks135 | pettyrevenge | 5 | yeah | 2014-12-22 03:41:02 | Why do they have to talk to the media? |
cn25ba9 | ayy lmao | 10 | cn24ii3 | Balefirefury | bindingofisaac | 5 | ayylmao | 2014-12-22 04:11:46 | Here. |
cn25hpg | Not with that attitude. | 10 | cn24sh8 | Kynandra | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 5 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-22 04:26:33 | Stop trying to make 'Thanks Joe' happen, it's not going to happen. |
cn265ew | You're fucking welcome! | 13 | cn264z9 | ObamaRobot | DestinyTheGame | 8 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-22 05:15:13 | Thanks Obama. |
cn26v3a | Thanks. | 37 | cn264r4 | AttractiveMofo | Fitness | 8 | thanks | 2014-12-22 05:58:37 | that's some ugly ass underwear |
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