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"A father and son are hanging out in their living room watching TV"
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"An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian....."
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"My mother used to tuck me in every night"
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"A guy takes up a new job."
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"Today my son asked, "Can you lend me a book mark?""
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"I'm divorcing my wife. First it was the poolboy, then the mailman, her ex-boyfriend, and my best friend. It's pretty clear..."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?"
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"A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby."
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"How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb?"
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"How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb?"
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"What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died?"
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"Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon"
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"I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today"
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"What's the Presidential ventilator called?"
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"While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed."
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"English to become the official European language"
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"We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship"
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"Success is like pregnancy."
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"My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at home."
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"Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?"
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"Three porn stars were getting drunk"
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"Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?"
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"Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?"
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"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife..."
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"(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding"
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"An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out "Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!""
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"Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it's strange that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs.""
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"Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it"
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"The problem with Trump jokes:"
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"My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code"
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"imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight."
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"What borders on stupidity?"
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"Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?"
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"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension."
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"My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently"
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"A man walks into a bar and sits next to a hitman who charges $10,000 a bullet"
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"Her: What do you do?"
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"Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY"
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"Girl: Come over"
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"I took my daughter out for her first drink..."
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"Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!""
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"My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him"
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"After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me."
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"A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was."
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"A good percentage of my friends are Nazis..."
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"When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex."
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"A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!"
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"A Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule"
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"See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!"
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"Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings"
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"I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day."
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" Had sex with my girlfriend a couple days ago.."
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"A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?""
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"Damn girl, are you a piñata?"
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"What's it called when a King and Queen have no children?"
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"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer."
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"What's the difference between humans and a bullet?"
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"What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?"
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"What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common?"
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"Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5)."
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"The larger the feet, the larger the penis. The larger the vehicle, the smaller the penis."
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"The three unwritten rules of life"
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"My neighbour just got arrested for growing weed"
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"A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the"
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"For an experiment, my son as been wearing a different Manchester United top for two weeks. So far he's been spat at, verbally abused, and punched..."
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"Why do North Koreans draw lines so well?"
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"What is a pirate's least favorite letter?"
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"Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?"
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"I broke up with my girlfriend because she screamed too much during sex"
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"Jack, a renown atheist, dies..."
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"We cannot allow this year to end"
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"Why is every American receiving a $1200 check?"
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"Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…"
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"Damn girl are you a newspaper?"
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"On his death bed, an old jew says to his wife:"
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"I’m planning a charity event for people who struggle to achieve an orgasm"
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"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?"
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"Three nuns die and go to Heaven..."
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"Billie Eilish is officially 18 now, do you know what that means?"
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"I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants."
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"3 guys are on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. What do they do?"
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"“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled..."
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"A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom."
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"Genders are like the Twin Towers"
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"I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100."
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"My wife is turning 32 soon..."
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"A soldier approaches a nun."
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"A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night."
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"My dick is bigger in Texas too"
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"How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair?"
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"Jack & Jill"
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"A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room"
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"A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'"
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"I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety"
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"What does gay mean?"
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"A priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so they decide to go to a remote lake for a swim."
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"A man notices his wife’s butt is getting big..."
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"Hitler commits suicide and appears in front of god"
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"A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast."
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"What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?"
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