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"Pun enters a room, kills 10 people"
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"I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex"
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"My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at home. I walked in and what do I see? He had two gorgeous older sisters, and they're TWINS ! I had never met them before, apparently they live at the uni and were visiting."
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"I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough."
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"What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?"
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"A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before"."
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"Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar..."
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"Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look where he is today"
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"How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?"
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"What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?"
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"How do you turn a pussy into an asshole?"
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"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won't think twice..."
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"The president is walking out of the White House towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims his gun."
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"Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?""
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"Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile..."
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"My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order"
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"Hey girl, are you a cop?"
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"President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road"
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"While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem."
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"Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,"
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"My grandad always used to say “as one door closes another one opens”"
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"Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared."
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"I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No.""
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"My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing."
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"Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing."
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"3 guys bet on who can make their wife scream more from sex"
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"Handjobs "
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"America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona"
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"There was this tramp."
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"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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"A gorilla walks into a bar"
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"Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50"
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"Donald Trump was asked " what is 2+2"??"
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"Antiwork did an interview on Fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub"
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"If you only sucked average sized penises..."
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"Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
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"If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN"
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"PETA is like a box of chocolates"
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"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
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"Joke from my 12 year old “why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?”"
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"Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her New Year's resolution was."
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"Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?"
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"Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help."
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"Why are there two “d”s in “Reddit”?"
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"You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead."
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"What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?"
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"They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic"
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"An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps."
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"Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets."
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"If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole"
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"Trump might finally get what he wants the most"
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"If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully"
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"6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?"
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"I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!"
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"We should've known communism would fail."
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"One day in the future, Donald Trump has a heart-attack and dies."
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"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed."
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"I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it."
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"A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?""
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"A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark?"
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"6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?"
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"My wife left me because I’m insecure and paranoid."
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"The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?""
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"A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it"
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"Gay Couple on a Plane"
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"The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China."
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"Why are people complaining,what EA did was great!"
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"As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…"
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"Hello everyone! I'm a scientist and I am researching bestiality between humans and dogs."
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"Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11."
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"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween"
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"A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot…"
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"When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned"
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"Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?"
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"A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door"
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"Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump."
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"Wife: “I’m pregnant.”"
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"Girls who talks about girls' problems are great."
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"My six year old nephew just told me this joke... Why does a a duck have feathers?"
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"Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole."
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"Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law."
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"Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump..."
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"I guess China finally got what they want"
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"The clitoris has nearly 8000 nerve endings."
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"4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. Here it is again for those that missed it."
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"A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy..."
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"I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months......"
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"I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order"
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"A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!""
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"Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump..."
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"When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex."
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"I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her tits."
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"Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar."
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"Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes."
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"If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do."
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"I never understood school shooting jokes"
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"An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.”"
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"A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank"
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"Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once"
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"A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink."
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