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"Pun enters a room, kills 10 people" | Jokes |
"I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex" | Jokes |
"My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at home. I walked in and what do I see? He had two gorgeous older sisters, and they're TWINS ! I had never met them before, apparently they live at the uni and were visiting." | Jokes |
"I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough." | Jokes |
"What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?" | Jokes |
"A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before"." | Jokes |
"Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar..." | Jokes |
"Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look where he is today" | Jokes |
"How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?" | Jokes |
"What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?" | Jokes |
"How do you turn a pussy into an asshole?" | Jokes |
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won't think twice..." | Jokes |
"The president is walking out of the White House towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims his gun." | Jokes |
"Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?"" | Jokes |
"Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile..." | Jokes |
"My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order" | Jokes |
"Hey girl, are you a cop?" | Jokes |
"President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road" | Jokes |
"While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem." | Jokes |
"Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction," | Jokes |
"My grandad always used to say “as one door closes another one opens”" | Jokes |
"Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared." | Jokes |
"I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."" | Jokes |
"My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing." | Jokes |
"Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing." | Jokes |
"3 guys bet on who can make their wife scream more from sex" | Jokes |
"Handjobs " | Jokes |
"America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona" | Jokes |
"There was this tramp." | Jokes |
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?" | Jokes |
"A gorilla walks into a bar" | Jokes |
"Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50" | Jokes |
"Donald Trump was asked " what is 2+2"??" | Jokes |
"Antiwork did an interview on Fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub" | Jokes |
"If you only sucked average sized penises..." | Jokes |
"Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" | Jokes |
"If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN" | Jokes |
"PETA is like a box of chocolates" | Jokes |
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?" | Jokes |
"Joke from my 12 year old “why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?”" | Jokes |
"Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her New Year's resolution was." | Jokes |
"Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?" | Jokes |
"Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help." | Jokes |
"Why are there two “d”s in “Reddit”?" | Jokes |
"You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead." | Jokes |
"What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?" | Jokes |
"They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic" | Jokes |
"An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps." | Jokes |
"Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets." | Jokes |
"If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole" | Jokes |
"Trump might finally get what he wants the most" | Jokes |
"If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully" | Jokes |
"6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?" | Jokes |
"I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!" | Jokes |
"We should've known communism would fail." | Jokes |
"One day in the future, Donald Trump has a heart-attack and dies." | Jokes |
"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed." | Jokes |
"I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it." | Jokes |
"A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"" | Jokes |
"A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark?" | Jokes |
"6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?" | Jokes |
"My wife left me because I’m insecure and paranoid." | Jokes |
"The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?"" | Jokes |
"A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it" | Jokes |
"Gay Couple on a Plane" | Jokes |
"The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China." | Jokes |
"Why are people complaining,what EA did was great!" | Jokes |
"As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…" | Jokes |
"Hello everyone! I'm a scientist and I am researching bestiality between humans and dogs." | Jokes |
"Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11." | Jokes |
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween" | Jokes |
"A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot…" | Jokes |
"When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned" | Jokes |
"Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?" | Jokes |
"A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door" | Jokes |
"Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump." | Jokes |
"Wife: “I’m pregnant.”" | Jokes |
"Girls who talks about girls' problems are great." | Jokes |
"My six year old nephew just told me this joke... Why does a a duck have feathers?" | Jokes |
"Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole." | Jokes |
"Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law." | Jokes |
"Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump..." | Jokes |
"I guess China finally got what they want" | Jokes |
"The clitoris has nearly 8000 nerve endings." | Jokes |
"4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. Here it is again for those that missed it." | Jokes |
"A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy..." | Jokes |
"I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months......" | Jokes |
"I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order" | Jokes |
"A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"" | Jokes |
"Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump..." | Jokes |
"When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex." | Jokes |
"I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her tits." | Jokes |
"Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar." | Jokes |
"Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes." | Jokes |
"If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do." | Jokes |
"I never understood school shooting jokes" | Jokes |
"An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.”" | Jokes |
"A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank" | Jokes |
"Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once" | Jokes |
"A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink." | Jokes |
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