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"If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States"
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"For anyone attending Stan Lee's funeral..."
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"The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can't remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so..."
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"North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media."
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"I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal"
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"So Tekashi69 could face life in prison"
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"The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens."
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"Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)"
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"What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters."
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"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed."
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"Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight..."
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"An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?""
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"A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before"."
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"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask"
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"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?"
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"A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday."
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"Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times"
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"My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal."
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"Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim."
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"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks..."
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""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!""
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"My favorite joke: Everyone Knows Dave"
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"What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite subreddit?"
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"My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100."
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"My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing."
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"A man walks into a bar..."
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"R Kelly is really changing the rap game"
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"A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell."
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"Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?"
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"The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her"
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"Trump tests positive for COVID-19."
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"Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?"
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" Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive."
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"Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888"
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"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100."
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"What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?"
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"By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:"
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"Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context.""
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"What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?"
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"8 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. I reposted it 4 years ago. Here it is again for those that missed it."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?"
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"There's love without sex and there's sex without love..."
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"I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with."
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"A farmer buys a young cock"
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"A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door."
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"Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?"
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"A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?'""
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"If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced"
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"All countries eventually got coronavirus"
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"*Nsfw* The military is cutting staff and decide to get rid of three generals. One from the Army, the Airforce, and the Marines."
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"As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you..."
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"Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam."
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"My favourite sex position is called "WOW" ..."
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"As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop,he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please.""
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"Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?"
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"A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up"
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" Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive."
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"Christmas joke (NSFW)"
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"A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy."
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"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar"
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"In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack."
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"Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar"
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"CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!"
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"A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Rule.""
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"My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on"
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"If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened."
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"A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”"
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"How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?"
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"A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy."
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"NSFW - A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator."
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"Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall"
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"Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again."
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"If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on."
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"The husband leans over and asks his wife"
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"Trump should not have said "shit-hole countries"."
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"My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again."
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"Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month.""
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"If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN..."
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"I’ve developed a fetish for figuring things out."
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"How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)"
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"Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me."
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"Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex."
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"The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors"
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"If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11"
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"Why will the congress never impeach Trump?"
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"Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump."
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"A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people..."
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"A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US."
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"As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you..."
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"A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.”"
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"Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?"
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"When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits."
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"Our whole family is really worried about my grandfather’s Viagra addiction."
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"My wife says if this post get a 1000 likes, I can get anal on my cake day"
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"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden."
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"My girlfriend told me this joke ten years ago. We've been married nine years today."
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"There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting..."
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"Joke I heard from a 99 year old Holocaust survivor"
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"Don't Read If You're A Trump Supporter"
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"Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?""
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