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"Why is every gender equality officer female?"
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"Is your refrigerator running?"
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"Donald J. Trump has been impeached"
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"A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”"
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"“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”"
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""Mom, I'm dating a man.""
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"My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer"
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"They're going to have to change the name of the U.S Virgin Islands"
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"Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,000 women!”"
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"CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!"
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"This week in DC, Mark Zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable."
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"Why will congress never impeach Trump?"
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"Have you seen r/tifu recently."
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"A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”"
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"An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?""
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"A man is walking the Las Vegas strip, and runs into the most beautiful women he has ever met. "
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"Dads are like boomerangs."
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"A man accepts a job in a village with no women"
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"I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with."
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"Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay.""
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"The Queen's breasts"
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"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!"
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"what's the fastest way to get banned from r/conservative?"
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"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer."
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"NSFW In honor of my Father, his favorite joke of all time. No one could tell it like he did."
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"Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state."
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"My 5yo asked me to tell you guys this joke I'm so sorry..."
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"TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once"
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"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show."
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"If having sex for money makes you a whore..."
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"Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12!"
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"A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing..."
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"Three friends bragged about who has more sex...."
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"An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.""
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"An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives."
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"The vagina has more than 8000 nerve endings"
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"COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously"
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"My boss: “You’re fired.”"
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"My wife left me because I'm too insecure."
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"The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”"
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"My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn."
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"A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company."
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"A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license."
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"My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink"
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"Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver"
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"A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter."
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"I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I..."
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"My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.""
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"An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom""
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"My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but...""
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"I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*"
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"A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball"
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"Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault"
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"Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible."
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"What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?"
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"I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”."
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"My granddad always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.”"
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"Me: What's the wifi password?"
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"My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him..."
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"As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said"
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"Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated."
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"Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom"
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"The best joke I’ve ever heard which never fails to make me smile whenever I remember it.(NSFW)"
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"Trump still has a chance at 270"
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"Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer."
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"My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressions. But don't worry"
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"“Son In Iraq I killed 15 people.”"
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"Funny how things are still tagged NSFW"
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"'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'"
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"Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck."
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"My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel."
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"A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec"
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"A married man was having an affair with his secretary"
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"CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!"
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"What's the difference between EA and my uncle?"
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"Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for"
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"My Jewish friend says this is a non-offensive Holocaust joke"
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"Two Canadians die and end up in Hell."
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"How do you milk sheep?"
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"A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.""
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"I want to try translating an Iraqi joke to English and see if it works. A man is sitting in a cafe..."
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"A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable."
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"I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic....."
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"My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat!"
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"Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was."
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"A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.""
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"I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke..."
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"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%"
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"I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick"."
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"Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance."
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"I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals"
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"A little girl runs up to her mother and says "mummy, daddy hanged himself in the basement!""
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"Hitler, Salin, and EA were having a debate"
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"Am I adopted?"
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"An 18 year old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months"
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"A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks."
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"Virginity in school"
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"Husband doing crossword with his wife"
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"TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic"
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"99.9% of people are idiots."
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