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Please pop. My fucking friend thinks it’s going to go up forever and telling me how my Faggy Ds were a mistake.
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How the fuck do buy faggy Ds on housing? |
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>a small loan of $300k
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Yeh bruh, anything <$1m is a small loan. |
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Thanks. I'm just glad to be a part of /r/wallstreetbets and finally find a place where my casual racism and homophobia are accepted, unlike the people I wish to target.
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shut up faggot |
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Most people in this thread have positive expectations so hopefully we’ll do alright. But don’t go all in on BAC
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Most people here have positive expectations?!?!?
Shit, now you got me worried |
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Lmao aren’t you the guy who said you’d buy puts on DPZ
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Ya last year. It obviously worked because it went from $210 to $180
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RemindMe!
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??? |
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The AMD roller coaster has been in operation for literally 20 years or more. I was in grade school when this insanity started.
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LMAO |
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Let's just say I really hope it's under 250 tomorrow.
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Currently $249.80. If it holds steady you win. |
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How soon is an important question to ask. Bc people who thought like that also sold AMD calls $7+ ago.
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Lol thought AMD was going to pop today. Not so much. |
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Profit taking right before the call that's starting now combined with triggering a few stop losses.
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It’ll happen again tomorrow. |
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I sold calls. What. The. Fuck.
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News just in; momentom stocks keep rolling, killing pennies picker reeee
Edit: I would usually roll or bring the untested side closer but I’m not keen on selling anything on this ticker that may well be a pump and dump |
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Bold prediction.
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I think he means they probably have free food and sleep pods. And meeting rooms that look like subway cars. |
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That's where I'm worried for a pullback. These meme stocks tend to do well but they always have crazy drops
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Okay, serious talk: IQ is a service 60% of the Chinese internet population uses and much of the population do not have adequate access to internet as of now. The middle class is swelling and is the size of the United States by itself.
Pretty damn good bet. Amazing as it sounds, IQ is *still* undervalued. |
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Fuck ZeroHedge
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Yeah seriously. Talk about an echo chamber. I messed with that in the early 2000's and swore off since then.
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Depends on the action AH today and premarket tomorrow.
The shorts must be nervous right now though. Elon teased the 5k production target and China factory news for later this month, and they obviously just cut jobs to be profitable. This could be the cheapest they can get the shares for a while.
$365 is definitely possible, and while I don't think it will make it there, $370 could happen.
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When does it go to $500 Mr Psychic? |
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July 90s are Autist-imistic
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At this point July 60s are autist-imistic. |
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Funniest comment in here lol, solid good advice right there. Also, the more money you put in the better and quicker you’ll gain experience.
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You sound like the guy that writes the options that I buy...
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Guess its gun in the mouth time
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Rope-a-dope fam ... |
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Stock twits I think
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Twitshits* |
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But I'll buy some puts at EOD today, weeklies, fds, and we can hang in there together
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Hope you stuck true to your word brother. Bask in the golden tendies with me! |
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Including weekends. I have never looked foreward to Monday until options.
Fuck Saturday and Sunday, and fuck me for being poor enough to not be able to play futures.
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OP is two days away from his first 'petition to ban weekends' post. |
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Closed over the 200MA, closed on good volume and news AH that will only help IGT. The run just begun. I am holding this baby. possible gap fill at 29-29.60
[News](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/igt-powering-retail-sports-betting-203100562.html)
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is this web interface for RH? (advanced beta version/features) |
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Dang I like that visualization I should probably get TOS
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It's really nice. You can sign up for a paper account to use it for charting with 15 min delayed quotes, or throw $100 in an account if you want real time quotes. |
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If you compare the two HUYA is more overextended for sure. It straight up had like a 25% run in two trading days.
That’s why I’m still long and holding IQ.
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Huya is less overbought according to RSI. IQ has a very bullish trend whereas Huya is just bullish short term. Stocks on both are sure things though. |
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I doubt all those literature majors have a job to begin with lol
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Hey, they could recite things you don't even know exist. That's something right |
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How does rolling work? Just pay the difference? Do I get fucked on commissions?
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Can set it up to sell and buy at same time, would only be 1 commission |
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They shuttered their online service and went back to renting VHS tapes to the greater Shanghai market
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Blockbuster 2 |
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Who said I was laughing?
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AMD did |
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Right we’re tracking that part. What did u/collegefurtrader do tho?
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Told you to go kill yourself
Fuck off fag |
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You are not just be patient, I'm waiting for day before ER and buying FDs $5 outta money
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Ooh good plan. |
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I've read your comment 4 times now and I still can't understand what you meant by it
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side by sewer. |
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How many times did you hit 21?
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like 2 times. |
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Lose*
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No, I meant Loose* like opposite of tight. /s |
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No just the UI. It'll predict what you'll do next in the UI. Not sure how it'll look yet but ai is great for that kind of stuff. Maybe it'll be a suggestion for most common tasks done after
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Ohh I gotcha I gotcha |
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I wonder if it be like HUYA tho where you can't buy options initially. I dunno if it would be worth buying stock on.
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I'd put a shitload in it personally. They're the only company backed by the big three in China. Besides, HUYA is up like 200%, I'd take that shit. |
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What a fucking scrub, probably gets laid sometimes though.
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I just want everyone to know that this is the guy from the picture |
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No problem friend.
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And then they fucked.
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Yeah, IDGI. This is a prime BTFD opportunity. Smashed earnings and raised guidance. Come on. This will be revisiting ATHs within a week.
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I missed the 245 dip today, what price should I get in on tmr? |
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They're looking to close the merger by June 20th or possibly before.
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That's meaningless. Cost savings, strategy changes, 'synergies' will take months or years. |
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Okay, serious talk: IQ is a service 60% of the Chinese internet population uses and much of the population do not have adequate access to internet as of now. The middle class is swelling and is the size of the United States by itself.
Pretty damn good bet. Amazing as it sounds, IQ is *still* undervalued.
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Sold |
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should've bought more ITM
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nah my dude |
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Holy shit I don't feel bad about my calls today anymore
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Hashtag me too |
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We used to have the actual millionaire show, and the rules were the same. Hotseat is a shitty ripoff that costs them way less in prize money.
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Yeah I was talking about original, but yeah it's been a long time since we've had it |
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Robinhood offices don't take phone calls, too many r personalfinance tards asking for refunds.
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You have to call the 900 number, not the 800 number |
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JD and Tencent are strategic partners. BABA does not have a stake.
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That is correct. Thx for the correction. |
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You didn’t expect IQ to keep shooting up? Why not??? Omg sorry you probably already feel dumb....
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He didn't expect it to be 40 by tmr lol |
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Just getting into options, thanks for the info.
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Don’t. You’d make yourself more money. |
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well news just broke about 6 FIT employees charged with stealing jawbone trade secrets. Wanna see how it opens
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Damn, that's some serious news. Need to hear details of how that might play out for IP. |
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Bad spelling is everywhere. The farther away from HS we all get the less we have space in our tiny brains for important things like..
Slowing down our submission clicks to right click the words spellcheck catches as incorrect..
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Yes. It's everywhere, I agree.
However, I'd argue that it serves an important purpose: it lets you know if someone is an idiot or not.
This bot on the other hand, is just spam.
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Intentional misspeling. More shit to trigger the bot. |
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LITERALLY every stock he mentioned is at an ATH
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Be patient, he's autistic. |
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Edit: The 'midnight'/'browse by new' crowd votes at 14 to 7 that it will be pinned.
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TIL I'm part of a crowd! |
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Dogshit wrapped in catshit
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Look at his eyes 👀 |
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Shit! 😂 yes I’m sorry.
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Jesus fam |
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hah, the end pretty much sums it up: $30 off your first, and lets be honest, only delivery... load up the puts
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Tempting. They have been hemorrhaging subscribers. |
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I'd be scared if there was no run up to next earnings lol.
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Tbh I'm probably rolling them into January today. Don't want to risk it. |
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and then back to only -50%
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I was so busy with IQ/HUYA frenzy that I didn't even notice the AMD flash crash till my puts magically went back into green. Woops. |
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Them’s be big words coming from a doctor.
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The shot people say to me at work... |
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Survivorship bias. The universe doesn't show you the millions of crushed egos per actually successful narcissist.
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Very possible, that's true |
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Sell Twitter son
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More than likely that’s the plan |
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Not dumb at all. I took profits all day and in hindisght I wish I waited to sell everything I had at close. I’m long IQ and will keep buying shares but Im not buying calls again unless it dips to $39.
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Prob going to go there today |
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Just like amazon.
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I missed the boat in that one. Not on Tesla though. |
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Hope you stuck true to your word brother. Bask in the golden tendies with me!
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I did, but sold for a loss right before the plunge because I'm a pussy that can't see the future |
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how do you know I'm not an analyst? I've analyzed plenty of things, maybe even your mother 🌋
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ANuStart |
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Wait do you guys not say SPY like spy
And FNGU like fingoo
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Ok those two i do... and bac and amat... ok maybe I'm retarded. |
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Yes I understand the leverage of /ES, but being an autist, I don't see how this would impact the graph. Care to enlighten me?
Also, I don't own any /ES, it's on here because it's a good comparison to in terms of &#37; change over time.
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You were just graphing the difference between 'a' and 'b' in price (b - a). But in actuality it would be (b - a) * 50.
If you bought the /ES at $2775, then sold it at $2780, you don't make $5 ($2780 - $2775). You make $250. ($2780 - $2775) * 50.
You can think of it as leverage. |
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2 seconds of $DD says they're an online search engine. Google 2.0 here we come!
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Isn't Google 2.0 Baidu? |
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What kind of gay shit is that
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It’s somewhere you can use pretend money |
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Honestly, sell some puts at a strike you'd be willing to buy at. If shit rockets, you get all the premium. If it tanks, you get a decent buy in price.
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Like anyone here has the maintenance margin for that. Sell bull put spreads tho |
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It's a me
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depressione |
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Yeah I was thinking the same. Don’t know if I’ll add more but will see. If it dips I’ll average down a bit but plan to keep and see what happens.
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It's a great company to hold. Can't go wrong with SaaS/cloud stocks |
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Good plan.
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Hope you got out at open. |
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Guess you didn’t see upgrades this morning clown
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If people held onto their puts this morning instead of selling yesterday they’d have made a shitload. You were wrong. But even if you were right it would mean jackshit because you’re guessing |
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does anyone have any resources for understanding bid/ask spread? I've got the greeks down, but nothing coming up with that topic specifically in focus
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There is a correlation between liquidity and the bid/ask spread for options, actually really that correlation exists for anything. The more liquidity you have the easier it is to have accurate price discovery. |
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You long on this? Think their gonna breakout past their IPO price?
Edit: sold when my options hit +178%. Nice 1 hour profit kek. I like your style of autism
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Just take profits whenever you can, I mean see how fucking retarded this shit is. Get in, get out. |
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Same
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That option chain dates suck |
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Michael Ronald. Show some respect.
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That's Mr. Ronald to you sir |
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Whatever the number for dont care is.
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yea im beiong gay im gonna delete this, ill give u an upvote for ur trouble |
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You should be good for today. Just don’t hold onto it for next week if you have the July calls.
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please explain. |
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Yes, in the google doc on production tab to the left you can see daily and weekly numbers.
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Looks like it says 3.1k not 4K? |
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Haven’t been to the gym (aka PF) in probably 2 months.... this hit a little too close to home
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Don't go to planet fitness, go to a real gym. They don't even have squat racks at planet fitness.
The squat is the most important lift. |
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Good thing I sold right when it opened. I missed out on about $300 but I’m okay with the $3k I got.
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It's back to 27&#37; gain, sold and will buy back a couple at around 57 |
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Thank you very much for sharing those information! I feel like this company is an interesting competitor in the IT Market!
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There is a lot to love if they ever come back from the grave. 100% customer retention, rapidly growing revs, over 1000 patents in the space, constantly getting accolades for their work. Literally all they'd need to do to turn a profit is turn down the R&D knob a little tiny bit. |
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Buy in now, it has resistance around 20
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Got my order in this morning 👅 |
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Ponzee
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P |
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How do you feel about cat then. Or do you have any suggestions for blue chip stocks?
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$V forever and ever |
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I’m already down like 45% on some RTN calls. I’m holding because they don’t expire until 7/20, but not a great start.
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Fuck us dude... |
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I was responding to the guy who told us AMD putters to “risk off” in the Anthony Bordain type of way.
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Fuck you amd putters i hope you enjoy your money |
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Stock not supported on robinhood wtf
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Now you can buy it. |
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I
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N |
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The US has launched my China calls to the moon
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What do you mean, FXI is down today. |
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LOL yesterday AM I bought 40 FDs 6/15s for the fuck of it and now I’m like... why didn’t I get more
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I bought July 45s on Tuesday morning and immediately regretted it. Two days later and it was one of the best decisions I've made this year. |
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You fucked up bro. Should've bought MU puts.
https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+PT+Change/AMD+%28AMD%29+PT+Raised+to+%2421+at+Cowen/14310185.html
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Yeah I'm retarded so I have MU calls and AMD puts. RIP in peace |
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no u
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fk u |
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Your dad said the same thing after last night! Like father, like son I guess <3
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Why are you fucking his dad? |
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The 🌊🌊🌊 is here
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Silver surfer! |
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I paid 3.20 for my 7/20 260
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on Questrade it costs $4.35, has it gone up that much since you posted or is just that much cheaper on Robinhood? |
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Holding same. Saw them go from 125 to 25% profit this week👏👏Papa Gong keeps me green tho
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I only have one papa. Papa Sanjay, the one true god. What is this thing called diversification? |
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Nice
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Nice |
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So I think that’s where his ego screwed him over. He had already chosen yoo-hoo and was only looking for confirmation of his choice. But hey even I thought of yoo-hoo immediately. I think it’s because of the name, it catches your attention. The moment the rest of the audience also chose yoo-hoo (by chance no doubt, it’s unlikely the majority of the audience actually knew the answer), it should have clued him in that yoo-hop wasn’t a logical choice but rather an emotional knee jerk one.
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I should've been on the show
I would've won because I don't even know what the fuck a Yoo Hoo is |
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I truly hope you’re right, but how does the fact that they’re retweeting that indicate that MU will go up?
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Because why would u act like a swinging megalaDONG if u we’re about to shit the bed at earnings, you’d look like a retarded |
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