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[INST] I am so fucking sick of reading these stupid ass comments. This stock is up ~40% this year and almost 100% over last year. Comments like yours are retarded. Posts like OPs are retarded. I pray for down days so I can continue to load up because this shit is rock solid and will be at $80 by end of the year. [/INST] no u
[INST] Avanza, Swedish bank [/INST] Banks in Sweden don't charge outlandish fees? My bank charged me €30 on a 1k nasdaq order
[INST] I seriously almost came. Got off the phone to 80% gains in like 10 minutes. [/INST] Talking to OP’s mother again?
[INST] fk u [/INST] u wot mate
[INST] Like I said, if we all start buying amd now, it should drive the price up. We can start a MLM scheme, get a couple friends to buy and everyone in this thread should see some gains [/INST] I'm sure posting on a public site won't be a problem
[INST] Every fucking ski, sky, berg and stein with a law degree is listed under their summary on Yahoo finance. [/INST] Yup that's where I was looking. It's fuckin' BURIED
[INST] Chad trader: only trades Chinese IPOs, cashes out after 3 days, makes a fuckton of money, fucks bitches at his mansion Virgin Value investor: only trades the indexes, makes money slower than my grandad's driving, fucks himself in his cardboard shelter to save money [/INST] this was better than the OP
[INST] depressione [/INST] Depressione I choose you
[INST] Don't go to planet fitness, go to a real gym. They don't even have squat racks at planet fitness. The squat is the most important lift. [/INST] Squats are the workout for fat people who want to consider themselves athletic
[INST] on Questrade it costs $4.35, has it gone up that much since you posted or is just that much cheaper on Robinhood? [/INST] It’s gone up. I already exited my position. Up 50% for a few hours hold while traveling is enough excitement.
[INST] You were just graphing the difference between 'a' and 'b' in price (b - a). But in actuality it would be (b - a) * 50. If you bought the /ES at $2775, then sold it at $2780, you don't make $5 ($2780 - $2775). You make $250. ($2780 - $2775) * 50. You can think of it as leverage. [/INST] Okay, I came up with a whole new version. I'll give you a shoutout when I post it up lul
[INST] proof, sugarsweetie. [/INST] Oh okay
[INST] Because why would u act like a swinging megalaDONG if u we’re about to shit the bed at earnings, you’d look like a retarded [/INST] Or autistic at the least
[INST] Seriously though. Can someone without any extra somes explain to me wtf? Maybe an ELI2 version so other retards like me can comprestand it. Gonna need some pictures if you got too many big words is what I'm trying to say. [/INST] Go look at volume. Hint, there is barely any, so the price its showing you isn't real on the $7 call. Its showing you the average between bid and ask. The bid is .55 and no one is coming up off of that. 3 sold today, for .60, so thats whats its worth. Being it closed at .65 yesterday, it too is down like your 5.5 call.
[INST] 'when all this Trump nonsense settles' are you retarded? [/INST] Nope, but the dildo down your throat is
[INST] It's going to open at $50 tomorrow morning, I guarantee it. [/INST] Tomorrow is Saturday faggot
[INST] Yes it is, just not under $NEW. [/INST] Care to say what it’s under then?
[INST] Latestagecapitalism doesn't worry about things like that. It's pretty much all about taking money from anyone who has more than me and destroying any system where I am judged based on merit. [/INST] And also being a vegan soiboy with no competitive instinct whatsoever.
[INST] I sold it, and used 200 shares I already had as collateral. Essentially every penny GOOS went above 52.45 I’m leaving 2 dollars on the table. I like to sell calls to minimize risk and made an almost guaranteed profit, and like playing the volatility surrounding earnings when I can make a decent amount selling a call. [/INST] Why would you sell those calls, after looking at what high end retail like Lulu and tif did this Q?
[INST] N [/INST] O
[INST] Buy shares! [/INST] Shares are basically a glorified ally savings account.
[INST] Spring 2015.. I sold it a day or two before that announcement [/INST] Well thanks, it's probably your shares that I flipped! ;-P
[INST] I believe there’s been a lot of insider purchasing, but is is quite small...support at $5 seems to be there though I’d take a look at the board and officers to see how they are paid (performance ie stock options) I haven’t had time to do DD, but it’s on my radar [/INST] Hm well the VP makes 1.1 million while everyone is below 200,000 so I’m not really sure if that is good based of the size of the company
[INST] But this isn’t /r/personafinance brah [/INST] I mean he bought like 3.5% ITM thats not quite /PF level
[INST] nice spelling faggot [/INST] lewis
[INST] AFTER HOURS [/INST] RH GOLD
[INST] Yes and also ask him to wire u 10k with a promise of 70% ROI and anal cucking. Then bounce [/INST] Well I mean bounce after the anal cucking obviously ...
[INST] only solar stock is know is $TSLA baby! [/INST] Ahh yes thanks now I remember when I bought SolarCity
[INST] “My pecker is 5 inches on a hot day” [/INST] 'The odds are good, but the goods are odd.'
[INST] ... [/INST] >Mackage Why do all the models on the Mackage site look like they want to commit suicide.
[INST] What’s it like to have one testicle? [/INST] That’s just his balls being full because he hasn’t peed in a while
[INST] No it's me come into my van 😇 [/INST] i will but give me some good options tips first daddy
[INST] IT'S WINTER IN AUSTRALIA, BOYS! [/INST] jeez i totally forgot that and the population in Australia is asian too...
[INST] This guy amdeeeees. [/INST] *ayyyyyyyymd's
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[INST] Holy shit, that flair [/INST] You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on you at any time.
[INST] YEEHAW MU is recovering. Take that shorts. [/INST] '''recovering'''
[INST] I need this to gain 44% to make me whole on TTD puts and MGTI stock. Shoot me. [/INST] Bang.
[INST] Rule number 1 don't be a bitch, rule number 2 reminder rule number 1 Rule 3 fuck bitches get money [/INST] I thought Rule 1 was be attractive, and Rule 2 was don't be unattractive. Which rule book are you reading from ?
[INST] How do I get started? If I can’t use my phone during work 7-5 M-F is there even a point? Interning at GS lmao [/INST] Lunch Break and routine shitter visits
[INST] How much we talkin' here? [/INST] From my research, between $300k-500k. And that's only if we forego marketing and sales.
[INST] ... [/INST] 33%
[INST] You think twtr is gonna keep going up? [/INST] Im pretty sure as long as people are checking what the president of the United States is saying on twitter then yes
[INST] Are you 🇨🇳? [/INST] Possibly an undercover North Korean.
[INST] why [/INST] Every 1.00 hike is about 5.3 billion in revenue for BAC.
[INST] And then buy the immediate dip right after the bragging stops [/INST] what's that? my portfolio sounds like all the shit that dipped around noon today
[INST] LOL there were gooses to bet on? Shit. [/INST] Yeah, sweet sweet 6-10 bag goos calls if you sold at open. Honestly though, be happy, you learned the ER lesson that everyone does eventually and it cost you less than $100. My first ER fuck up cost me 2k cus I'm greedy.
[INST] This is a good way to avoid the NSA, I like it [/INST] Like they can’t scan mail without cutting the envelope.
[INST] You think I'm thinking long term? [/INST] Long term? It can happen anytime, tomorrow or next year. You never know, by the time you know it is over. Like XIV.
[INST] https://imgur.com/a/gy3Hcyi Update for the 0 people who care, it somehow worked out [/INST] Grats! You’re very lucky!!
[INST] Yeah I might say the same to you. Your snarky self importance is obnoxious. How people like you are able to function in the world is beyond me. Have you ever been in a bar? Do you stage a protest if the dude next to you says something Tumblr told you to be angry about? [/INST] I absolutely say something to the person sitting next to me at a bar if they start spouting off nonsense I know that they wouldn't say if I didn't look like them. It's called social responsibility. I'm not told what to be offended by, that list comes with life experience. Too many of my friends have beaten and I myself have almost been killed over that word. It's not funny. It's hate speech.
[INST] Does IQ have adds? or is it a freemium model, like hulu? [/INST] they have ads for non subscribers, I don't think the membership is expensive, if people are going to use iqiyi, might as well subscribe, I used it when I was in China it was pretty cheap, something like 15rmb or 30rmb a month i don't remember.
[INST] Cause your autistic ears are fucking garbage? [/INST] It’s hard for me to hear anything over the sound of you yelling rreeeeeeeeee
[INST] LOL that’s funny because I don’t post or comment very much, but when I do I seem to make some high quality content apparently [/INST] Quality over quantity
[INST] How does someone on WSB get flair for the MBTIs rare conselour type? (Not saying they're mutually exclusive, but it's odd.) [/INST] My old flair was 'Mod Manipulator.' Someone decided it wasn't derivative enough, went through my post history, found out I was an INTP, and made my flair INFJ as a joke.
[INST] I’m happy I don’t have more than I do. I have about 1200 in equity in MU at this point. Huge upside but it won’t fucking go up [/INST] 17k in common and 6k in options. I’m a sucker for pain. I’m long mostly but I’d like some re assuring short term gains to make me feel less autistic
[INST] >..fake deep voice... [Oh crap...WTF is this..?] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho8geEtCYjw) [/INST] Her voice is deeper than most dudes.
[INST] This is probably his best bet. That site is made specifically for sugar daddies. [/INST] That site still up? Last I heard sesta/fosta shut it down.
[INST] This is some autistic shit from both parties involved. Godspeed, OP. [/INST] nothing but respect for MY troops
[INST] Man I remember the day I started catching swordfish over lobbys, felt like a king that day [/INST] I remeber before stocks even existed and we ate room temp oysters
[INST] Or indirectly. Pretty sure everyone is still getting their meds. [/INST] It's bullshit that he's in prison.
[INST] Long term? It can happen anytime, tomorrow or next year. You never know, by the time you know it is over. Like XIV. [/INST] Hence the point of weighing the risks. He's betting on the fact that there won't be a recession in the next couple of days/weeks. It's like when buying options, you might lose it all and it's a risk you're taking.
[INST] There's so much wrong with this post. Please child, go to bed. [/INST] No. Go buy more retarded pot stocks.
[INST] Marcus is already higher with 1.7% [/INST] It was 1.7% prior to the Feds recent actions. Hoping they bump again.
[INST] Short it. [/INST] Snort it.
[INST] Nigga just lumped socialists and libertarians together... Smfh. [/INST] >RedArmy
[INST] The demand for memory isn't slowing down [/INST] Bro, cycles.
[INST] And yet you're still mentally ill in both scenarios [/INST] I'd rather be mentally ill on my yacht than not.
[INST] You must have puts on AMD. People will buy consoles regardless. Sony had a solid conference at E3 this year. [/INST] I own two PS4’s but this news is not going to make the stock move.
[INST] I mentioned it in a comment once but I work in SF... Everyday I see at least 20 homeless dudes (typically crapping diarrhea on the sidewalk), 5 flamboyant dudes and 1 ladyboi a day so I don't need that app like most the fags here [/INST] Your shitty attempts to redeem yourself are still getting you downvoted.
[INST] Guessing this is a Parody sub? [/INST] Yeah, we're just pretending to be retarded. Haha, yeah...
[INST] Hey, good job. I'll have momsie make you some tendies tonight. [/INST] Thnks mayne. I bought 6 more IQ calls today when it was $38.
[INST] he's fucking grimes tho, so that's probably just facade or he has changed a lot [/INST] he took the big tiddied goth girlfriend meme very serious
[INST] It’s at 40.16 right now fag [/INST] It went to like 37 less than 30 minutes after I bought it.
[INST] Nah. Sell 1 month expiration uncovered puts and calls 2 standard deviations (based on VIX) on either side of current strike price. [/INST] Nah just do 3 standard deviation iron condors and just let it ride baby
[INST] -Michael Scott [/INST] - Wayne Gretzki
[INST] When you clicked the link? You thought this was r/tinder, didntcha? ^^^Yeah, ^^^me ^^^too... [/INST] I totally did until this comment.
[INST] Automotive Engineering [/INST] Well yeah engineers. Creativity benefits from psychoactive thought processes. Thanks.
[INST] I wish I had more hands.. so I could give this “meme” four thumbs down! 👎🏻 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 [/INST] yeah ok dad
[INST] Hot seat still sucks [/INST] Oh yea
[INST] But if you buy all now then you won't miss out on any moonshots post er [/INST] What happens if it shits hard?
[INST] $20 - 25 strike , 2020. Don't even have to look at your portfolio. Let Lisa take you on the moonshot. [/INST] If ER doesn’t give out blockbuster earning, $20-$25 probably worth a bag of instant ramen before they finally expire worthless.
[INST] Hello bitch lasagna [/INST] Milk truck just arrive
[INST] Do you know what implied volatility means? It’s not trump himself you stupid cluck, I’m referring to his trade tariffs with China. [/INST] And you think everything generating heightened IV is going to blow over this weekend OOHHKKAAYYYY Let’s hope your right
[INST] I read an article that quoted former employees as saying she faked that too. Her 'normal' voice was higher. I guess she wanted to sound authoritative? [/INST] I'm amazed that anybody took her seriously. She clearly didn't have the medical background for what she was doing and her voice sounds utterly ridiculous and clearly fake. No fool like a rich old fool though I guess.
[INST] Username opposite of relevant. [/INST] That’s how they get you
[INST] Hell they can't do 10 half the time. [/INST] Ha! I bet they do that shit on purpose due to their commission cap
[INST] Worth it [/INST] Totally.
[INST] You're going to be losing money left and right. [/INST] eh. he's hedged
[INST] If I only had gold to give. [/INST] Happy cake day!
[INST] Well... I mean they’ll probably fake it convincingly. [/INST] My wife is a pig, I learned to fake it a long time ago.
[INST] Great idea, I'm going to throw a box of plastic straws in the ocean tonight. Fuck you, turtles! [/INST] *Glitter
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[INST] Didn’t say “intensive purposes”. Guy must know his shit. [/INST] holy fuck. i just got this
[INST] lou [/INST] IOU?
[INST] It'll last him a life time [/INST] word is bond my nig.
[INST] That is Lizard Person/Billionaire George Soros [/INST] Lawful Evil version of Warren Buffet.
[INST] Uh new guy here, what’s $MU and is this sub like freefolk where it’s kind of serious but at the same time just all memes? [/INST] >what’s $MU Its the stock ticker for Micron Technology, Inc. and on WSB most companies are just referenced by their ticker. Most abbreviations on WSB that start with '$' are stock tickers. >is this sub like freefolk where it’s kind of serious but at the same time just all memes? Yes
[INST] Yeah and u will eat shit if it tanks This shit has been up more than 100% since last month [/INST] That's right but we're retards here... So there's no need for precautions...
[INST] Ayyyyy [/INST] M