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[INST] What you should've did is sold high demand crafting materials. Don't even have to gather them yourself. Just go where people are training fishing, wood cutting, etc and buy it off of them as they gather and take it to the cities to sell. [/INST] Ahh takes me back to the days of running lobbys on... that island
[INST] I thought Rule 1 was be attractive, and Rule 2 was don't be unattractive. Which rule book are you reading from ? [/INST] Being attractive is like 1000 times less important as getting money. Bitches will fuck a goat wearing Gucci my guy. Seriously. Attractive?
[INST] Even though I'm 4 hours late replying, you actually may be correct in your assumption. I'm into cars so I get then in my newsfeed and Bentley's are the most common car that gets shot up.. I can only assume they were drug dealers [/INST] Nah, rappers. Well, rappers and trappers.. so both. But they def add to the %
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[INST] You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on you at any time. [/INST] Yes
[INST] 'The odds are good, but the goods are odd.' [/INST] 'Looks good from afar, but are far from good'
[INST] You are definitely doing it backwards. I watch the ticker, not the shows, even on weekends. It is one of the secrets to my losses. [/INST] It must take a lot of effort and skill to lose money on Netflix
[INST] Drink heavily because I made a shit load of money. Drink heavily because I lost a shit load of money. Repeat weekly. [/INST] Ah, the long $BOTL straddle pay.
[INST] faggot [/INST] It's almost endearing.
[INST] Thank you. [/INST] This guy gets it
[INST] *Glitter [/INST] *Glitter straws
[INST] ill wave to you from the moon on thursday [/INST] Balls of steel.
[INST] I just wanna mortgage my house and lose everything in Chinese stocks [/INST] One of us.... One of us.... One of us!
[INST] Be careful with IQ lot of FOMO and nobody even knows what the fuck it is lmao [/INST] “I have FOMO and have no idea what the fuck it is lmao” There, I fixed it for you faggot
[INST] So, how is your 'buying the dip' going? [/INST] Still holding, thanks
[INST] Yeah, it's called survivorship bias [/INST] What kind of bias is it when you spend all your time bitching about it on the internet instead of making it work for yourself?
[INST] What? [/INST] Autism
[INST] You don't think they would keep them around for antitrust laws like INTC and AMD does? [/INST] I'm sure if Amazon wanted them, they would work the system anyway they could to buy them.
[INST] > buy 6/22 $MU 90 calls So what would a smart way to write that 'buy 6/22 $MU 58 calls' As I understand it that would give me the option to buy the stock then at today's price. And if the stock is higher than 58 on Friday I 'win' but if the price stays or drops I have lost the premiums I paid for it. [/INST] Ding ding
[INST] So you somehow think every person born from 1945-1960 is responsible for that? Like you honestly believe everyone from that age range was out to screw over millennial's with their super secret agenda? Sounds stupid as fuck to me, like blaming 'jews' for moral degradation or something. [/INST] No it’s the whole calling us privileged when they were way more privileged with more economic safety then we will ever have. And yes just voting choices and blind followers of the trickle down propaganda they imposed what we have today in the younger generation and their own benefit
[INST] Oh thats disappointing, very cool that you know them though, thanks for the response. Oh, and you may have heard this so many times but I've been wondering in what way can I communicate with Martin easiest? I currently live in NJ, any ideas? [/INST] Do a batman call thing outside his jail by putting a flashlight up your ass and shaking it at the jail.
[INST] Personally I don't care and its best we leave politics out of this. But hicks like that over there who can't even distinguish fact from fiction disgusts me [/INST] I hear yah ... I just think your comment was a bit too much — even for this crazy sub lol. Anyways, have a great weekend! And congrats on the successful WSB post :)
[INST] Are you a student? If so good job you show good passion you will get good i’m sure. If you are not a student, what you just wrote is a bit retarded. [/INST] Never stop learning
[INST] Alot of people joke, but I have legitimately learned quite a few tips and strategies from this sub Plus don't forget, about this nice read. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5vcpzg/futures_101_the_ultimate_yolo_guide YOLOish but still super intricate post. You can quickly get a grasp and great foundation/understanding of Futures rather quickly. [/INST] I trade futures too but not through traditional brokers and not that often these days but still fun. I setup an account with transact futures and ran charting software. If people like YOLO'ing options, they'll LOVE YOLO'ing the shit out of futures. Every contract is $50 and you can trade as many as your account allows for whatever you deposited. Fun times with e-minis.
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[INST] I mean gold doubled from 08 to 11 [/INST] I prob purchased closer to 2010..paid about 1200. And I’m lazy so cashing out physical gold is a pain in the ass.
[INST] Smart strategy. Am Chinese can confirm. Got my ass whooped with a metal cane when I did bad as a kid. [/INST] Lol 😜
[INST] Why are you playing a stock like that? straddles? I'd just ditch it [/INST] Bought three calls for 15 bucks a piece. What’s to loose?
[INST] my b I won’t take your tendies [/INST] SHUT THE FUCK UP
[INST] Why is there so much open interest on the september 12$ calls? It looks like an insane long shot! [/INST] You are only looking at charts. http://www.geron.com/partners/janssen-collaboration/ http://ir.geron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/geron-corporation-reports-fourth-quarter-and-annual-2017 That's why all the open interest on OTM calls in Sept.
[INST] The market almost closed flat after China announced their retaliation. [/INST] What time did China announce it?
[INST] *update* baby fell down staircase chasing $90 MU calls. [/INST] Two days ago I bought $50 twitter calls
[INST] >The EU is communist U wot m8? [/INST] Well.... https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/955635/Juncker-speech-EU-chief-Marx-200th-Birthday-Trier
[INST] Cool. But if it was money that mattered, MU would just get pinned under $60 like it always does... So, why fuck with manipulated shit when China stocks are right there ^, and < there, and over \> there ...all just going gangbusters? [/INST] Yeah this is my takeaway, there is still money to be made with da Chinese menu.
[INST] Being attractive is like 1000 times less important as getting money. Bitches will fuck a goat wearing Gucci my guy. Seriously. Attractive? [/INST] I mean by that logic have money should be 1 he has it at 3, when bitches fuck bitch ass mofos all the time.
[INST] I meant for earning play I would sell a strangle the day before but I have a hard time buying the calendar next day with IV gone, assuming it’s very low [/INST] Oh yeah, I get what you mean. Some people do a double neutral calendar before earnings, or just a simple calendar skewed to one side and it can still be a volatility play. I sell ICs w/ some wider wings before ERs, and sell strangles on pretty low priced stocks the day before. Works out well if you go 1 SD out most of the time.
[INST] I could see doing a back spread on VIX to hedge short vega risk. I'm not sure if it's optimal, but could be useful. You could also simply just buy one of the volatility ETFs to give you the negative delta you're looking for, but the back spread might be more capital efficient. Honestly, if you're short vega and trying to hedge delta risk it's ideal to just sell put/put spreads or call/call spreads in the same underlying since it doesn't result in a BP reduction. [/INST] But it’s gives a lot monies on tail event, yes I know, absolute degenerate gambling
[INST] > Apparently nobody should ever play earnings because there is 'always an IV Crush' so who does play earnings? [I do](http://opcalc.com/c5qK), like I just said there are smarter strategies. >buy back in after earnings great way to let mean reversion and profit taking hand you your ass. [/INST] I do like that play, I should do that with 40 contracts. as for the buy back after earnings, I know to watch it for a few days to see how low it will drop. I don't mean to buy back in the second after earnings..
[INST] A gay dude I worked with used to regularly state his hatred for 'the faggots'. [/INST] Reminds me of [this](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2o8ab9).
[INST] Ok, but can I day trade Diagonal spreads? haha. I want in and out quickly. Which of those fancy named options strategies, if any, will let me open and close within hours on the same day? That's what I need to know. ha. Like for example, can I day trade Diagonal spreads two times a day on Amd?? etc. [/INST] I mean you could but it's not really advisable. I don't see the point in doing it, they're not day trading plays.
[INST] Their 2019 $12 strikes are only like $1.50 [/INST] Found for $1.15. Honestly worth it at that price.
[INST] Options minus the option? [/INST] s
[INST] I would be careful with BB puts. Ever since their new CEO came in the direction of the company has been improving tremendously. [/INST] Yeah, personally I wouldn’t bet against BB right now. But what do I know?
[INST] You mean Friday? What did you buy at [/INST] 60 strike lmao
[INST] Whoever follows OP strategy is gonna get fucked hard and then blaming MU and WSB for being piece of shit. [/INST] Don't tell them
[INST] Gotcha, ok obviously you know your game. The problem is I need to learn all that. Last thing if you don't mind, I have 10 calls on Ford at strike $12.87 that have 1 month till expiration. Since ford isn't going to move anywhere near there in a month, what play can I do to capture profit while waiting for my 10 calls at $12.87 to expire. That is the kind of trades I need to learn. [/INST] >Since ford isn't going to move anywhere near there in a month, what play can I do to capture profit while waiting for my 10 calls at $12.87 to expire. Sell all 10 right away, put money into something you think won't expire worthless
[INST] no way... are you suggesting that premium sellers usually win? [/INST] Idk if you’re being sarcastic
[INST] He's a money burning savant, try to be polite. [/INST] I can only aspire to that kind of greatness Teach me senpai
[INST] Tell that to nvda. [/INST] How do you talk to a stock?
[INST] All of them [/INST] twice
[INST] > Model S rear-ended in California y elon [/INST] tbh, it's really fucking stupid to make cars that can be rear ended... why didn't they think of that?
[INST] Get 'IQ180720C00045000' and tell the men you bring home you're a spy or some shit. [/INST] My name is Stonk, Muhammad Stonk.
[INST] Exactly, whenever the autopilot crash thing comes up, people look at overall security of all cars in the US, when they really should only compare the model s/x to the s class, 7 series and the like. Same thing here. Don't compare a tesla burning down to random 30 year old used cars. Compare it to the new s class. [/INST] all new cars are safer than historical average. that's the whole point of progress. tesla's are safer than the national average vehicle. sure, they may not be much safer than any other $80-100k brand new luxury vehicle... nobody's saying that those are dangerous. tesla's, probably much like all the other new high-end luxury vehicles, are considerably better than the current nation-wide average vehicle.
[INST] Thats toooooo autistic imo [/INST] ain't nothing too autistic, we're in wsb after all there's always a worse idiot: people started buying 90$ July MU calls after a thread saying it was absolutely stupid to do so was posted
[INST] How does buying real estate become more affordable? [/INST] Higher rates = Lower Prices Just look at the bond market
[INST] God dammit dude [/INST] Also 40k open interest on $30 puts ;)
[INST] It's almost like you can short things or trade options to make money no matter what the market does. [/INST] I'm sure you're always on the right side of everything. 🙄
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[INST] It has to spike long enough for me to flip my calls. [/INST] already convinced to get me some fd's at open
[INST] Why the fuck is tencent still not on robinhood. [/INST] is it still OTC?
[INST] Yeah, true, but my point is kinda that there are super-rich people in Sweden(despite high social spending and taxes), and its mostly hereditary. [/INST] Out of sight, out of mind. The difference is that capitalist countries encourage and enable economic participation, ambition, and success for the common person, creating an upper class of new money. Unlike old money, new money is very visible to the common person. People bitch about income inequality, but wealth inequality is much more harmful, and isn't caused by highly compensated Wallstreet execs.
[INST] Finally stopped soaring [/INST] Well the markets are closed
[INST] Now you know where to put it [/INST] you have to specify not to put it in his ass
[INST] Lawful Evil version of Warren Buffet. [/INST] I turned this comment into a meme lul
[INST] I prob purchased closer to 2010..paid about 1200. And I’m lazy so cashing out physical gold is a pain in the ass. [/INST] I'll buy it off you for 1100 an ounce
[INST] To be fair, it takes a high IQ to understand that cars in movies and in real life both explode. [/INST] So you're saying all in on $IQ?
[INST] Not gonna happen. Latest leaked email says they are going to hit that 5k target this month. [/INST] hnnnggg..papa elon fly me to the moon on your reusable rocket
[INST] He had a stroke when he saw his bank account [/INST] i'd be having constant hard ons if i was him
[INST] go with good girl, much better if your wife hasnt been stretched out by a platoon before you get to her [/INST] it's probably closer to company sized.
[INST] pretty sure my calls are more implied leverage. [/INST] You can buy calls on those but the volume sucks and the spreads are ridiculous so I probably wouldn't again...
[INST] Alright so you real her in by saying your a day trader and u send her pics of ur best plays (if they are ITM, if not just use this sub fam. We got u). Next once she knows you got dough (or thinks you do) you go in for the pussy. After acquiring said 'pussy', you continue the successful day trader gimmick until she either leaves you by finding out youre broke, or cheating. Disclosure: I'm an autistic virgin. [/INST] Upboot for the disclosure
[INST] Might want to just short it... Open interest and volume is shit. [/INST] I could short it and sell covered puts to you guys. How much premium can I get you to pay? I agree that just a short is probably the right play. But the call side has a little more volume if you want to sell call spreads instead of buying put ones.
[INST] You aren’t gay until you get flaired. [/INST] Shhhhh, *They* are watching us
[INST] Whatever, Koch Industries bought the government and look what they are doing with that [/INST] I wish I could long KOCH and it’s subsidiaries.
[INST] well if Jesus Christ is on the job... [/INST] >That's right, fucking Christ's second coming is on production floor This quote is like so *trashy* yet *divine*.
[INST] I get it, especially for shit like NFLX, but in general its just so crazy to me. Very possible I have not been in this game long enough to understand the growth prospects of some of these companies, but there seems to be zero rationality the valuations of SQ, DBX, ROKU, etc. Theres a large part of me that feels that in 5 years we're gonna be sitting back and just fucking laughing about the valuation some of these companies have today [/INST] It’s gonna be a Chinese century, get in early
[INST] I disagree. It’s ok once in awhile. [/INST] Use a fake name and a burner. Good to go.
[INST] Because he didn't do anything inherently evil [/INST] Fraud is good lol
[INST] Google it. [/INST] What are Googles?
[INST] Sometimes real analysis gets accidentally posted. [/INST] *Martha Stewart accidentally spills a cookie crumb trail to InsiderTradingLand somewhere along the way*
[INST] Well, y'know, we can't really blame him for anything. After all, he was out of town. [/INST] He took some good notes from Al Capone's playbook on this one lol
[INST] Yeah shoulda bought them for July [/INST] I bought $85 for 8/17. Think it can pass that?
[INST] Absolutely, some degree of regulation is important. I was simply correcting you. [/INST] An ally, a rare occurrence here.
[INST] Big play? edit: damn I like that. way more potential gain for your risk. especially if you think rocket ship launch is impending. [/INST] Yeah large % of my portfolio, might average down too if it goes down more, currently in at 50cent per call, so currently down but loads of time
[INST] I got banned for saying that they were forgetting that Bezos used to sell books out of his own garage and that he made his fortune. They were talking like he was born into his wealth. Like wut??? https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/88vm1h/all_these_double_standards/dwnr0p9 [/INST] His products are shipped over taxpayer owned roads we should probably nationalize amazon eks dee
[INST] I was looking for an old post of mine and found this. [You got your bike running?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CafeRacers/comments/5ro212/britain_1965_bsa_goldstar_engine_in_manx_norton/?st=jiizegxu&sh=e389b675) [/INST] 'Sadly', I was promoted a couple of times and have no spare time to work on it at the moment. It's still sitting in the garage, waiting for a new gear shifting drum. I've also moved so close to work I can basically walk there.
[INST] Man everyone’s expecting iq and sogo to just jump another 10% on Monday...should’ve derisked... [/INST] Lol wrong thread
[INST] Who even owns stocks in $IQ. Calls have way better leverage. [/INST] They long $MATH
[INST] r/CapitalismVSocialism is okay but there are some shitposters [/INST] and as many retards as there are here
[INST] I love their argument of 'well we aren't Australia' or 'they don't count'. Best yet when the one mass shooting in like 30 years happened 'see told you gun control doesn't work' [/INST] There's truth to that. With there being 101 guns per 100 citizens... It's not hard to see how just banning guns won't exactly work. That's like banning weed in Amsterdam. War on drugs has bad consequences.... With how inseparable guns are from a lot of the American culture... ban guns and you'll get a war on guns, and a huge extremely profitable black market of guns.
[INST] Do you have any positions? [/INST] HMMJ long
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[INST] It's not about taste. It's about what's profitable. The average American customer will choose convenience and cheap over quality almost every time [/INST] And I will continue to compare it to asphalt
[INST] The great exodus of 2018, to the land filled with virgins and high tech. [/INST] the only thing high tech about japan is their vending machines
[INST] We can not rely on the government, Katrina showed us that. [/INST] George Bush hates black people
[INST] you can't time this shit. Go in, then double down. Then triple down. Then leverage your house. [/INST] You just described me. But I got a great interest rate on my HELoC so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
[INST] Next, show them your best gains, they'll love it! [/INST] Lol. 'Gains'
[INST] It's the implication [/INST] r/ishouldbuyaboat
[INST] Holy fuck those folks are at LSC are braindead [/INST] i thought it was satire fuck me
[INST] How much money do you think brokerages have and hedge funds and etc.. ?? [/INST] They're not going to toss that money in order to gain your commission money. Especially when an ally saving's account will earn them more risk free.