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[INST] Are you married? Asking for a friend [/INST] I hope gay marriage is legal wherever you are.
[INST] That’s the only play [/INST] Can't get to $65 without going through $60, so yes
[INST] oh my god, please explain 'you have to understand' [/INST] It's from [this](https://streamable.com/jpjok) majestic dumpster fire of an interview with Venkat Meenavalli, CEO of Longfin, epic scam and pump-and-dump. Highlights include him sputtering 'You have to understand' an inordinate amount of times, and him insisting, 'I am a profitable company.' A true god among men.
[INST] I think they are starting investigation, god knows if anything will come from it. [/INST] If it's real, some fall guy will be doing hard time or executed
[INST] got u dawg. I was a little early on the MU too but that shit will be low 50s soon. [/INST] Is it on the spectrum if i am holding 7/20 420s
[INST] Public services are socialist programs though, you obviously don't have to be considered a socialist country to have socialist programs. [/INST] They're not though. Socialism just means workers own the means of production. That's it. Social programs != Socialism.
[INST] A popular fund? [/INST] https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-funds-cdr/china-funds-to-boost-support-for-domestic-listings-of-tech-giants-paper-idUSKCN1J209X
[INST] wonder how safe it is to go. [/INST] When you go just wave a wad of cash outside the airport to indicate that you're looking to hire a personal bodyguard.
[INST] Holding 15 rn and might get some 17. They’re not too expensive. [/INST] I have 24 SOGO 7/20 $15 call contracts for $2.16. Let us pray.
[INST] Yah, I fudged up. I thought what happened if you owned a put hat was itm at expire that it just auto bought/sold at the current price and you made whatever the diff was between strike and share price. I didn’t realize you actually kept the shares in your account and had to sell them afterwards. [/INST] Hahaha oh I see. Yeah, nah, that would be terrible. Imagine having a portfolio of 17 different options on a stock, some bought, some sold, and owning some number of shares in the same. Institutional traders would really hate having ITM option positions automatically offset by trades in the underlying on expiry. But hey, now ya know!
[INST] Don't jinx me bro. [/INST] I'll down-vote myself... just to be safe
[INST] Makes more sense than a downgrade after the positive analyst day [/INST] S T O R M C L O U D S mothafucka
[INST] Never used TDA. Fidelity also has the best execution times in the industry. Trades were recently lowered to $4.95 per trade plus $0.65 per contract. [/INST] lol where is your source about fidelity having best fill times?
[INST] Thanks man [/INST] make sure you post screenshot right before you sell. a lot of ppl here are wondering what kind of gains you'll be looking at
[INST] When do u plan on selling lol [/INST] I’m holding, I have a ton of sep calls. But bought these 20 for a slight FD play on 6/18 revenue numbers coming out today or tomorrow. If the market starts to recover around 12-1 I’m holding till Wed- Thurs.
[INST] I think it's just a boy who pretends to be your wife now. [/INST] https://i.imgur.com/jvsIqgz.gifv
[INST] Small world. Maybe we should just take our money and go to the Casino and bet it all? [/INST] I want to go all in at a poker table and throw my Casio into the pot.
[INST] Need strong hand :/ [/INST] I know right...
[INST] This is a really good comment, +1 haha [/INST] God I hate this shit 'Good comment OP, +1 for your wits I literally died'. Like can't you just upvote and go?
[INST] No the UK telecom provider Spectrum. [/INST] US has that too
[INST] always do the opposite of WSB yolo calls [/INST] yo what website is this?
[INST] Sell options to them maybe? [/INST] Yeah that’ll go over great. They def won’t say capitalism sucks after they lose it all playing options. 🤦🏻‍♀️
[INST] would not recommend anything other than calls expiring earlier than jan [/INST] I have some 1/1/19 calls ($75s) But I also have some 10/19 calls ($70s) because I like danger.
[INST] What exp? [/INST] 7/20 50 Puts Bought roughly 2 weeks ago for 1.05 each
[INST] I would use 'were' here. [/INST] Damn, fucking circle of life and shit dude, noice!
[INST] source? [/INST] T_D
[INST] So wait until after the shorts have to cover, *then* short? [/INST] Reasonable to me.
[INST] If you bring a small child that is being wild to my library I will eat him/her/it [/INST] damn I thought Hamtaro was a vegetarian
[INST] Use a payday loan to get in sooner [/INST] Why not both?
[INST] When you go just wave a wad of cash outside the airport to indicate that you're looking to hire a personal bodyguard. [/INST] The real secret is to walk down the alleys at dusk waving a wad of US$100 bills while wearing a heavy gold chain, a Rolex, a sportcoat, and Allen Edmonds wingtips. Gotta let all the bodyguards know you can pay them. The Louis Vuitton man-purse is optional in Argentina, but it is a requirement in any 3rd world Asian shithole.
[INST] I got out at $360. If it drops back down to 280, I'd consider buying back in. Am I a masochist? Yes. [/INST] I honestly don’t think it will ever be less than $300 again
[INST] Yu scrued. [/INST] Sometimes you Yin sometimes you Yang.
[INST] Agreed. And if Dems think there’s going to be a blue wave come midterms they’re crazy and have no idea what states are actually contested. Far more dem seats are up for grabs than republican. There’s a great real clear politics article just published on this [/INST] I'm a lifelong dem, Bernie volunteer, apolitical now. It's obvious the left has pushed too far into identity politics and lost the plot completely. They even lost 10% of the millennial vote in the last year. They're screwed completely. I'm looking into ways to bet on dis shit
[INST] Probably last year ETH price [/INST] don't remind me :(
[INST] IV is going to jump [/INST] Thankfully I fomoed in on Friday haha
[INST] https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT4uQeK9EvNjk0o7bW/giphy.gif [/INST] wow
[INST] 😂 (i’ll over look your spelling) [/INST] I appreciate that
[INST] People are saying its severely undervalued, Incredibles 2 came out this weekend. I am not sure frankly 50/50 on it staying above $110. [/INST] I agree it is undervalued, I'm a bull for sure, but short term I just don't see it going up, any expected news will drive it down
[INST] You must think he is part of WSB. You really think he became a gajillionaire by purposely throwing money around knowing he's going to lose it? What kind of pleb rationale is this? [/INST] he's known for throwing other people's money around and losing it, mostly.
[INST] It's Monday nigga [/INST] Went with yolo tesla and it gave tendieeees
[INST] You are only looking at charts. http://www.geron.com/partners/janssen-collaboration/ http://ir.geron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/geron-corporation-reports-fourth-quarter-and-annual-2017 That's why all the open interest on OTM calls in Sept. [/INST] Oh god, what am I getting into. Just bought some calls on the dip.
[INST] JD did me right in the past, but I feel like I just bought the news. [/INST] I already held some JD shares but not enough. Does it make sense to buy more. I dont think the price will go lower anymore...
[INST] I’m in the same boat. It’ll only get higher from here. [/INST] I’m tempted to buy more, but that could be greed speaking to me
[INST] Technically not wrong. Also technically retarded. You should have some sort of fundamental understanding of anything you're throwing money at. [/INST] Holding index funds vs day trading though...
[INST] You’re retarded for owning shares, but that shouldn’t stop you from making a minuscule profit in the next month or so. I’d personally roll out the 7/20s to August but I’m about to buy 7/20 31s as a high risk gamble myself [/INST] I guess I'll dump shares when I break even. Any thoughts on which financial stock to hold?
[INST] Lol full disclosure this was written by u/haupt91 . He helped walk me through editing it to so the next one I should be able to do on my own [/INST] Y'all alright
[INST] How does it feel to be this stupid [/INST] It’s not stupidity. It’s bad luck. Well, realizing your loss is stupid
[INST] I'm a lifelong dem, Bernie volunteer, apolitical now. It's obvious the left has pushed too far into identity politics and lost the plot completely. They even lost 10% of the millennial vote in the last year. They're screwed completely. I'm looking into ways to bet on dis shit [/INST] Just invest domestically. Merkel is about to get ousted and it’s gonna throw the EU in a tailspin. Calls on SPY maybe
[INST] I bought those Friday at close, took profit at open this morning and I’m in TSLA and AMD since open today Edit: and added a BOX gamble call [/INST] nice. I took a quick ride this morning on VXX and just closed out AMD calls a little while ago. I never know what to think of TSLA so I stay away
[INST] I bought 6/29's for the win. [/INST] Same, 4x $60 6/29 calls in at $2.20. They're down to just above $2 now, surely after earnings it'll be tendie city.
[INST] Sold my 6/29 $17 calls when the price hit $17.20.... kiiiiind of wishing I'd hung on a tad longer. But whatever. Got muh tendies [/INST] Wait longer you’d have some hunny mussy
[INST] Spicy 2x samyung ramen best for this [/INST] I eat that shit for fun. My butthole feels like my portfolio all the time.
[INST] I’m holding, I have a ton of sep calls. But bought these 20 for a slight FD play on 6/18 revenue numbers coming out today or tomorrow. If the market starts to recover around 12-1 I’m holding till Wed- Thurs. [/INST] Did u sell those weeklies lol
[INST] Yeah I don’t understand why it’s not popping - I guess everyone is distracted by all the memes and forgot about this one until some news is generated. Tell your PR people to do their fucking jobs. [/INST] > Corning secretly wants to keep their stock value low so all the idiot boomers who have 80% of their retirement funds in GLW will never stop working.
[INST] Companies like MU aren't going to overcome general market slumps without big news. That big news might be ER, but MU will need to absolutely crush it. I've got shares in MU, I think it'll be $70+ next quarter, $80 before New Year, but short term I keep telling myself 'it's not a loss unless I sell'. [/INST] The run up from 40 to 60 was on basically no news, daily 2%+ gaps for a couple weeks, seemed like people were getting use to a 10 p/e... so much for that
[INST] tea leaf reading and interpretive tweeting classses. [/INST] Cum scrying
[INST] Typically happens when a new contract is available at that price. Every cent becomes +100%, because the contract didn't exist before. [/INST] Gotcha, that makes sense. Thanks a lot.
[INST] https://imgur.com/RUETLs3 [/INST] Noice
[INST] At this rate we will have that by market close today [/INST] It's like every time I pop on to check the price it's up another dollar. Stop lossssss Edit: Stop loss hit at 28.06. Not mad at that, $6k in a day on a stock purchase.
[INST] Eh I’m just goin off of what some local told me there [/INST] My grandmother's neighbor (a local) thinks aliens live at the Cleveland airport. Not everyone is trustworthy haha.
[INST] Theta is a slow decay at first, still gonna be wrecking you, and then in the last 2 weeks it picks up hella pace, and then in the last week you are fuuuuuuuuucked [/INST] explain it
[INST] You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps. [/INST] That's exactly what I was thinking, like when I learned craps it was like ok you bet over or under, make a bet. Ok so now there are a million other bets you can make lol
[INST] Yeah but it puts me on an emotional roller coaster when it dips to +4% [/INST] Lmao same here. My shares have doubled in value in a month but it dips 2% and I almost panic sell
[INST] Go more aggressive [/INST] Yes. Buy 30 of them
[INST] Good price but id consider the 135s unless youre just holding very short term. You're losing like 4% to theta each day. [/INST] Please explain
[INST] Ignore my reply on the other thread haha [/INST] Yeah, they expired Friday. Otherwise I'd have gone down with the ship and popped back up today.
[INST] $20 is $20. [/INST] More importantly, $17 is $17. Fuck me in the put.
[INST] Don’t chase.. this was a play that started like a month ago.. wait for strength and continuous call flow to follow.. also be patient.. you can make more money not trading FDs if you just have the right hand and at the right time.. and worst comes to worst you can get out [/INST] Let's say you got some Sept $42 calls on JD that are still up 60% with JD in the red right now lol. You holding or folding? Asking for a friend...
[INST] thanks fam. sorry, im autistic [/INST] We all are... it’s wsb
[INST] I honestly don’t think it will ever be less than $300 again [/INST] You never know with this stock.
[INST] Stop I can only get so hard. [/INST] Eat some beets, they relax your blood vessels and will let you get harder. It's my secret to making money on the stock market. My DD, dick density, is directly correlated to my earnings.
[INST] I apologize that I have only one up boat to give good sir! [/INST] I'm a simple man, I see praise and an up vote and I up vote.
[INST] I switched to Capture 1 Pro actually haha. But i view adobe like I view microsoft. You don't buy the singular products, you buy it for the suite. And with the e commerce integration that will allow artists to set up their own stores this is a big long. I have Octobers because I want to run this for a bit. Adobe really can't die. Its so ingrained into the artistic community for better or worse and if it were to suddenly disappear things would not go well. [/INST] I mean, Lightroom might have respectable competitors in Capture 1, but there's nothing that comes close to holding a candle to Photoshop. I have used Gimp lots, and PS lots. There's a reason PS costs money, believe me. Similar with InDesign.
[INST] damn I thought Hamtaro was a vegetarian [/INST] I’ve got some news for you pal: the “ham” in Hamtaro isn’t because he’s a hamster
[INST] $20 EOM. Ryzen 2 is a huge success Intel keeps struggling [/INST] Can confirm. I always preferred Intel but I upgraded an i7 2600k to an R7 2700X.
[INST] Only retards have sold/put AMD since threadripper 2 electric boogaloo ripped INTC a new asshole. But also they've been strong AF since the ryzen chips came out. Quit being stupid and take Su's free tendies [/INST] I did today, but I still feel pretty strongly that AMD is not as big a threat to Intel's market share as everyone thinks... Still a quality gap perception to address. I'm guessing AMD drops after next ER but there isn't a chance that I'm betting on it.
[INST] I was just looking at those calls. Too cheap not to grab in case this thing gains steam [/INST] Nice pop we just got!
[INST] GAIN, LTC, and OGIG are largest positions in Roth. Don’t have any extra money to fund account and buy more, but I like everything about it. Good management, decent balance sheet, exceptional dividend that’s supported by good FCF [/INST] GAIN is one of my largest holdings as well. I'll have to check out these others. Thanks for the tickers. :)
[INST] How retarded are you? [/INST] British East India Company? Carnegie Steel Company? Standard Oil? Study history much bitch?
[INST] Wtf are you literally me? [/INST] i literally have almost no clue what the christ i'm doing. If i did, i wouldn't be making money.
[INST] I should've woken up earlier to sell and re-enter. LOL We got time [/INST] How’re your calls doing man?
[INST] Elon has said recently he likes Reddit. That’d be amazing if he is a lurker of this sub. [/INST] Elon gets $TSLA advice from WSB
[INST] One of r/wsb [/INST] Next Excel graph screenshot should be made using your Tesla center console that you have parked on your yacht. Musky is ready to give out tendies and yachts.
[INST] Every time iq has gone down.... Oh wait it hasn’t. CANT STOP WONT STOP BBY [/INST] SO HOT right now.
[INST] Which is hilarious because it's China. You have to be seriously doctoring your books to get called out. [/INST] It's 2010 all over again. Chinese stocks are hot until Wall St notices all the fraud and government bribes.
[INST] No. I’m telling the OP to keep a check on his own emotions. That’s all. Nothing to do with anyone else aside from a general study on human behaviors that applies to most people. [/INST] For many they need to ride the roller coaster as the first step in learning to manage trading emotion. Reading stuff isn't likely to be internalised.
[INST] Strike and exp date? In for luls when they release record ER and market reacts opposite. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ [/INST] James Comey: 'THAT'S IT, $MU?'
[INST] Oh god, what am I getting into. Just bought some calls on the dip. [/INST] This stock is bi-polar af. But I like the risk/reward of it so I'm balls deep til it pays off.
[INST] Why would u buy so far OTM? [/INST] They are cheaper that way
[INST] Puts my dude [/INST] Puts in yo azz boi
[INST] If you can't afford IQ calls, I would honestly just stick to shares for the time being. With options, you're almost guaranteed to lose a lot as you learn (speaking from painful experience), and with that low of a starting point, you're pretty much just going to go to 0 unless you have exceptional luck. [/INST] Thanks, I'll keep that in mind and keep watching.
[INST] When keepin it real goes fully autistic. So they guy is out maybe $300 for taxes on a settlement, and he makes 7,000 rude phone calls. Lets say it took him 30 seconds per call, that's 58 hours dedicated to trolling Etrade's customer service desk, at about $5 per hour. And if he loses the new case and owes them $25,000, the prank war will have cost him at least $436 per hour. [/INST] could have hired indians for like 50 cents an hour. thats what all the IRS scammer do
[INST] I was wondering... I bet I could manipulate the ask on some untraded crap and draw a penis on the RH chart [/INST] Oh my God lol do this
[INST] It’s the only sane view, and people only disagree because they can’t face the shit they actually supported. [/INST] So you voted for record-breaking deportation of illegal immigrants under Obama? You voted for murdering American citizens with drone strike without due process under Obama? You voted for the expansion of executive powers under Obama? You voted for giving thousands of guns to drug cartels under Obama? You voted for giving fighter jets to Muslim terrorist groups under Obama?
[INST] That's not how it works. It's still a ten banger, we would just have to convert the initial principal by that 0.76 ratio. Then with that converted number, multiply by ten [/INST] Didn't think I'd need to include a /s in this sub but there :)
[INST] Can only get so erect. Can't imagine if this gets to $145+. When do you think we should jump ship before theta decay takes over? [/INST] I sold one-quarter of my 7/13 134 just before the bell to lock some of this in. But holding I'm holding a bit longer on the others. I have some 8/17 140 as well which are looking really nice.
[INST] Samesies [/INST] already sold all my puts except for one at a cool 10% profit... so if yall make it to the moon tomorrow ill be watching from earth :(
[INST] can't wait for his next short [/INST] Literally. Doing the opposite of what he says to short has actually been profitable.
[INST] Where did you get that they paid 14.17? [/INST] http://archive.fast-edgar.com//20180615/AEAE722C8Z22P9Z2229I2ZZZAWR3Z2W232A2/
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