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[INST] You can't just drop some other chip into a system without major architectural changes to the system, so Micron cannot be replaced overnight. That's why that Chinese phone company was in such a world of hurt after Trump cut them off for selling to N Korea. [/INST] Thanks Homie that makes sense
[INST] Buying calls. [/INST] Already bought calls....
[INST] OGIG doesn’t pay a dividend, but it’s a solid ETF. I posted about it in my post history [/INST] Thanks
[INST] Fuck Zuckerberg for that near 30% drop in April. [/INST] Are you kidding? Shit was free money on calls.
[INST] Reddit account? This is it. It's almost 8 years old. [/INST] No, he meant your brokerage account… and password
[INST] Is this an invitation, or?? [/INST] All in
[INST] RemindMe! 10 days [/INST] I sold today so sorry to ruin 10 reminder. Made out hot.
[INST] ...........You have to understand what an IPO is first. Welcome home son. [/INST] I now see my flaws. Thanks Daddy.
[INST] Call me when it is. [/INST] Haven’t forgotten about you. You told me to call you down 1%. Well... Ring Ring https://i.imgur.com/rJYpAu6.jpg
[INST] Ouch [/INST] well a -1% return in the past 10 years is pretty unimpressive to be sure
[INST] Yeah I'm going to book a plane ticket to haul my ass to get documents from Alameda county for my $3k position in Tesla. With how many shorts covering Tesla they'd be blasting these supposed documents all over twitter by this point. [/INST] You’re ignorant, lol. It’s not like it’s 1999, for Tesla it just might be though.
[INST] His name is Wang! He WON A NATIONAL MATH COMPETITION IN CHINA! HE DOESN’T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH! Yeah I’m sure of the math... [/INST] Hey I saw this movie too!
[INST] You're smack dab in the middle of the most irrational market I've ever seen. If you do anything today, buy slightly OTM 2 or 3 weeks expiration index calls. If you've been looking for a buy-in opportunity, today (and maybe tomorrow) is gonna be it. [/INST] Yup that's what I was thinking. Might close out a couple calls for liquidity if they're still in the green. Thanks for the advice
[INST] Do you still have these? If so, looking great this morning! [/INST] Yeah I still have them. I’m just hoping the market doesn’t recover like it did yesterday
[INST] YOLO? All in FDs? You have to understand? [/INST] Looks like it says cao ni ma
[INST] Let’s revisit where exactly this dip is at tomorrow. Because if you sold or waited for lower at this point, in previous versions of this never ending ‘trade war’ pattern, you’d be significantly poorer than if you bought or held. I’d be buying any dip on open today with both of my grubby paws. Could be wrong. Feel free to remind me if so. [/INST] What stock dips are you looking at?
[INST] Are you new? [/INST] He has Autism.
[INST] But dat black and bleu burger doe [/INST] How much autism does it take to go to a place worth 'wings' in the name and get a fucking burger? You're probably the asshole that others the chicken at a steakhouse, or the steak at a seafood joint (well done, I'm sure.)
[INST] Where do you work im applying [/INST] mcdonalds
[INST] 2 year low can't be that bad. [/INST] Their entire economy is melting down around them. We are down 1%. Trade wars are interesting.
[INST] Worst case is to lose a little in the short term.... best case is to get fucking paid..................... [/INST] Wow I never thought of it like that /s
[INST] Maybe. The whole market seems to be down pre-market, except IQ & NEW [/INST] $IQ down now as well
[INST] Imagine SPY falling 5% [/INST] Imagine a majority of the stocks included in the S&P 500 being halted after falling 10%. We cry over -1.50%, the Chinese are dealing with a historic crash.
[INST] these mouth breathers will rationalize how good a crash would be so long as DJT got dethroned imagine being this brain dead [/INST] Imagine thinking an erratic isolationist with his finger on the button is good for any economy.
[INST] Bruh CSCO old man stonk atleast buy them with a bit more expiry. I got burnt buying 3 month out CSCO calls, shit traded sideways for a bit and theta bled me. I only mess with yearly calls now on old man stonk. [/INST] It's been killing it for me since the post ER bullshit drop. I was thinking about getting out yesterday but got busy. That'll teach me to 'work' when I'm at work...
[INST] Wait for tomorrow and you will see people crying, drinking and more... [/INST] Y'all about to get taken to the cleaners. Never have I been so happy to stay away from a stock. I was really considering dumping about $20k into their ER play last Thursday, but just wasn't feeling it.
[INST] US market down 0.5% today. Shanghai market down 3.5% today (and falling). https://i.imgur.com/z5f0w2l.png Who do you think will cave first? Trade wars are... [/INST] china market goes down, people are upset but have no way to do anything about it so why do the government care? US market goes down and people get upset and vote trump out. china knows this.
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[INST] Call purchases don't pump a stock, though. [/INST] They'd have to understand what a call is beyond knowing 'options are too risky'
[INST] Are you kidding? Shit was free money on calls. [/INST] Pure buying season.
[INST] And the most upvoted comment in the thread is telling him to spend his 9k in savings traveling. Wow.... [/INST] Yeah, I don't think I'm going to continue wasting my time trying to educate the mentally ill. They want to stay poor, fuck it, don't care.
[INST] As someone sitting on a bunch of cash, I am thoroughly disappointed in this “dip” [/INST] Not breaking my ally returns for this!
[INST] He's getting cucked rn. [/INST] He just cucked you
[INST] i know this is WSB but avging down doesn’t work like that. you only avg down if you expect it to go back up but mr. theta is probably gonna give you the hard pounding [/INST] I fully expect to have this calls be in the money by Friday
[INST] If it climbs to 30 i'm out [/INST] I have a feeling this is a powder keg. I'm likely gonna hold at least through the month.
[INST] You don't actually lose money if you are too drunk to remember [/INST] It's the law Source: am not a lawyer
[INST] I have enough buying power but somehow it got blocked after I sold the contracts... [/INST] Takes 3 days to settle the trade.
[INST] heels [/INST] Im an autist, what do you expect?
[INST] > Unless they count all stocks as 'speculative' and 'volatile'. That's what normies actually think [/INST] I asked them to elaborate and they literally said that lol
[INST] I am not a teacher and you aren’t paying me to consult. I suggest you read up on geopolitics. Special interest groups. Micro and macro economics and cycles. I suggest courses or MIT open courses. You know. The easy lazy way. [/INST] LMAO... Okay, this guy knows.. simply put, nothing.
[INST] The crux of my argument is still valid. Their costs are relatively fixed due to how they operate and extra packages, even if low priced, are a benefit to their bottom line. Also, that may not be the case with Chinese packets, but for other contracts it's definately in their best interest to get the deliveries even if its at a lower price. This is something they do for Amazon and others. [/INST] just because the mailman stops by your house everyday anyway doesn't mean the costs to move millions of extra packages around the country everyday are nonexistent
[INST] Why is it dropping? trade war bullshit? [/INST] Can't find anything so I guess so. AFAIK they don't have much connection with China besides maybe suppliers for their physical hardware. But a lot of their growth is cloud and software, not hardware
[INST] Janitorial staff have access privileges to the executive suites 👌 [/INST] Yeah but the executive suites are where they keep all the cocaine and hookers, not internal memos and reports.
[INST] you have 19 weeks till expire? [/INST] no, the person i responded to asked if it will be ok in a couple of weeks. I said in about 19 of them. That puts us at about November 1st and past the first wave or warrants expiration date. i have 28 weeks until expiration on my january 20 2019 $30 calls. If i get about a 10% gain on them i'm going to dump them and stay away from BAC until after january. I didn't realize there were so many warrant contracts for this year until after i bought them. that's what I get for not doing DD.
[INST] Well I guess they're not involved. I thought I read they were? Ahh..lol [/INST] lmao
[INST] Dont talk about what? [/INST] Exactly.
[INST] Never doubting papa Gong again. [/INST] Mama Su and Papa Gong should get a room.
[INST] My current average is $13.9, will add more if it drops more 😁 [/INST] calls you pussys 7/20 15
[INST] RIP [/INST] REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF GUYS. huya and bili down 4% atm. omegalul
[INST] On mobile click share and copy link [/INST] I'm on desktop but I'll hop on mobile for a direct link thanks
[INST] Wings are meant to be ordered with one thing and one thing only. All the ranch dressing in the entire restaurant. [/INST] personally i prefer blue cheese dressing
[INST] My RH Account: Red Me: No, go green! I'm in charge My RH Account: Do you *feel* in charge? Me: ...I've paid you a small fortune My RH Account: And this gives you power over me? [/INST] You‘re a big guy
[INST] Is there a reason you felt like it was time to drop your life savings on that particular stock besides this subreddit? [/INST] Clearly this is in anticipation of earnings
[INST] 135s. The theta of the 140s is so high. I've been flipping 135 for the last two weeks for 30-40% each time. [/INST] Can you explain why the 140s have higher theta than the 135s? Holding 140s myself and theta has been my biggest worry
[INST] Wendy’s chicken tendies [/INST] Wendy's nuggs are so fucking good
[INST] What about it? It's up a lot but so is the nasdaq. Doesn't mean it's overvalued. [/INST] Sorry that should have been ^ HSI (without a space) [google](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&ei=ONkoW9TNCajH5gLRsa6YCA&q=google+%5EHSI&oq=google+%5EHSI&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-serp.3..41j0i22i10i30j0i22i30l2j0i22i10i30l2.4019.5818..6310...0....176.1573.7j7......0....1.........0i71j33i21j33i160j33i22i29i30.A93tTt6KjZU%3D)
[INST] Rip, you jinxed it. You ok? [/INST] tendies are precooked, baking until Thursday
[INST] $ALB 9/21 calls. [/INST] What's the reasoning behind it, cyclical lithium rotation or their chem side growth?
[INST] Options or basics of the market? [/INST] Both really
[INST] Pretty bad movie [/INST] What?? Nooo!
[INST] There doesn't need to be legislation passed, they are breaking laws that are already established. They just need to be charged. This is not a first amendment issue, it's a fraud and forgery issue. Download the document, read the laws in Appendix A. [/INST] Yea every textbook buyback company breaks multiple laws as well, none end up getting prosecuted. No school wants to prosecute students...
[INST] That’s what I said back in February but ended up losing all $20K.. which were also not FDs at the time of purchase [/INST] I feel like if your username is 'tendiesmagnet' then anything you buy is by definition a FD.
[INST] Exclusive, I like it. Do they boot ya and keep all your money if you fall under? How’s their interface? Is it Clean and customizable? [/INST] It seemed really intuitive, but I left it for RH shortly after I got approved to trade.
[INST] Shit, you’re right. Is there somewhere I can see a time series of 90’s Ford Ranger sales volumes? [/INST] Buy Chevy puts
[INST] Why trust you I disagree A bow to trump is not going to hurt more than the entire Chinese banking system collapse [/INST] China taking a bow to the US is what will hurt Xi more than taking a hit with the trade war. I said nothing about Trump.
[INST] My play isn't that it will happen in the next month -- it's that in the next month people will see that it will happen 'soon' and will start to price that in. [/INST] What makes you think there will be such a drastic change in perception within the next month? It's not like chegg is brand new. If anything I'd think you should be looking at September when schools might implement stricter policies.
[INST] Oh Christ [/INST] Username checks out
[INST] throwback to when I shorted $100k worth of Netflix @ $275 [/INST] You aren't wrong, just early
[INST] By long you mean Jan 19 calls right? [/INST] buy some shares its fucking chinese netfilx bro bought by myself will hold for a next half of the year
[INST] ELI5 [/INST] Put life savings into puts
[INST] I bought IQ calls this morning. I guess im clairvoyant... or maybe I just trust my sugardaddy Yu Gong. [/INST] Or maybe because there's been 25 posts a day for the past week on people buying IQ calls
[INST] And fucking GoPro... a company spiraling the drain [/INST] They make good cameras tho! /s pls help
[INST] So we agree this guy is an Oracle board member? [/INST] All-in ORCL puts.
[INST] successful trials to $170 and now it dipped to about $140. [/INST] congrats to you... hopefully you sold some at the top
[INST] MURICA [/INST] I just peed a little
[INST] inb4 you're fake [/INST] Gottem!
[INST] 44.5 6/22s. They're called FDs for a reason [/INST] But did it give you any delight though?
[INST] 6/29 $380 C 7/20 $385, $400 C 7/27 $350 C 8/17 $360 C [/INST] Ooo your 6/29. The production announcement is end of the month which I think is the takeoff (or crash) point. Maybe you want to push that out?
[INST] [More confirmation of Samsung news (open in Chrome, it's in Chinese)](https://www.dramx.com/News/Memory/20180619-13654.html) [/INST] What's the 5-second summary of this? I can't read moon language and I don't have chrome on my phone. Please and thank you.
[INST] Bruh i have 2k on MU, my portfolio size is 6k. Fck my life. Currently down -27% on my calls [/INST] man up! What price and exp? It will go up tomorrow during the day.
[INST] But look at the direction of rates. [/INST] Yes, which gets banks more money... are you 'tarded or something?
[INST] So if your Calls pay off big in the ER run up, you use the funds in the ER sell off so you can acquire shares for the 2019/2020 recovery? If that happens, do you plan to sell any covered calls against it? What strike(s) are you looking at? I was considering a 9/21 100c but I'm iffy on if there's gonna be enough movement by then [/INST] Yes, that's the idea. I want to never sell this stock. It has an okay dividend, and I'll sell premium the whole way up. Buying $105 calls, btw.
[INST] Don't sell your JD calls. If they're Sept+ they're worth keeping. [/INST] Thanks man, will keep em
[INST] My only saving grace was a straddle put on SOGO. Still way down. It's a crazy time when you buy straddles in fear of our President's Twitter account. [/INST] I'm kinda annoyed, but the SOGO calls earned enough yesterday to spare me a bit. Went up 42% ($1600 for me), then went down ~26% ($1400) before stabilizing. Hoping it will recover tomorrow (and it should; the tariff is on commodities and shouldn't affect the tech companies much in the long term). Of course I could be completeky wrong and get some serious butt fucking tomorrow lol.
[INST] Who else besides the Rothschild family really control things? [/INST] Rhymes with 'Jews'
[INST] Man I hope this mf moves past $18 by 7/20 [/INST] I think we'll be fine, up 50% the past month, only need another 20% over the next month.
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[INST] Yeah they cart him out on CNBC. His only notable success was shorting Enron lol [/INST] I watched his last interview recently talking about recent managerial firings at Tesla and saying how that is a doom for Tesla. He was short the stock since like $200 I believe.
[INST] I need to find it, that pm is gone and i donno where to find it. I’ll send u a whisper. [/INST] theres a link in the sidebar, is it that one
[INST] What positions? I bought AMD early in the day and it and both MU tanked, and then AMD recovered some while MU went up more, I also bought some ITM MU calls which also helped offset the JD and SOGO calls I have (I fucking know...). [/INST] All Calls 6/22 SPY 276. Bought the dip last week. Going to see what the market does tomorrow before I think about cutting losses. 6/29 AMZN 1715 TWTR 46.5 SPY 275 bought about 10am. Up 20% at one point. Going to hold for a bit. 7/20 LULU 130 V 140 GOOS 45 Z 65 TWTR 44
[INST] No one tell him [/INST] No one tell him.
[INST] This is how Ponzi schemes start. [/INST] Except amazon has steam rolled basically every industry it’s touched and is a market leader in the two fastest growing industries of cloud computing and online shopping. Amazon is priced sky high caz it pretty much has a monopoly and has sustained 20% rev growth for decades
[INST] tfw you replace labor vouchers with labor vouchers [/INST] The key difference was that these labor vouchers were to be destroyed at the point of sale, so that profit can't occur.
[INST] So if i never sell i can still become rich? The Numbers Will just be red [/INST] No, no, nobody becomes rich when generating negative profits, lil guy. Well, somebody does, but thats because they wind up with all your money little bud.
[INST] wait so why would anyone sell things for labor vouchers then [/INST] Because socialism!
[INST] Stocks? Shit, you ain’t going to the moon on stocks. Did you at least max out your margin? [/INST] I'm only here to enjoy the memes and call people poor. I'm actually a citizen of /r/investing.
[INST] Peepee is sterile... Edit: Ignore this. Apparently peepee is not sterile, and there's been numerous studies showing that we do have a small amount of bacteria in the urinary tract. I was wrong. [/INST] Only your own though right? I’m pretty sure somebody else’s piss isn’t sterile for you? (All my knowledge of this subject comes from rip torn in that movie Dodgeball....)
[INST] when the stock is sideways and has an IV < 25, expiration 30 to 45 days [/INST] With an IV > 50 you get a much better return though and can just move the strikes out to 2 SDs or something
[INST] Lol will make more gains in 30 mins then holding Oracle for a fucking week. [/INST] > Lol will make more losses in 30 mins then holding Oracle for a fucking week. > Fify. Mu loves to dip on no news
[INST] This is correct. I learned it from a book called but how do it know? Highly recommended to understand the magic of computers [/INST] but how do it know?