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[INST] Not really. idk, just felt right you know. [/INST] Daddy Elon always feels right
[INST] I'm a simple man, I see praise and an up vote and I up vote. [/INST] bug infestation
[INST] 'Sir, you are welcome to play any other game in our casino, but you are banned from the Blackjack tables.' [/INST] He just had to mention the count huh. I earned so many free buffet tokens for that place too.
[INST] why [/INST] Honestly because the contract expires far enough out that im comfortable holding it for a minute (10/19 $16) and i figure if the share price has any upward momentum left i might as well try to ring something out of it. Plus if it keeps climbing itll make me feel a little better when my put expires worthless
[INST] false [/INST] woosh but unironically this is actually false and im posting this link for all the /r/all fags as a reference see here: https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/71akva/market_timing_beats_time_in_the_market_at_least/
[INST] - Play the pass line. - Max your free odds. - Place 6 or 8. - Buy 4 or 10. [/INST] This is the right answer. And if you truly want to be a degenerate and the table has it, bet heavily on the bonus bets and cover those with horn bets.
[INST] 7/20 $70 calls [/INST] Lmao at 111% IV. U r a special kind of retarded aren’t you?
[INST] Yes, let's start with AMD and burn it to the ground. [/INST] AMD puts lost me $475. I was told AMD was never supposed to go past $14 and I would be getting those sweet trendies from my FDs. If it wasn’t for my $IQ gains I would be investing heavily in $ROPE right now.
[INST] Well just above break even. I hope u r learning a good lesson. But I am not here to preach. Congrats on ur m3. I am still waiting. Probably won’t get it till 2020. [/INST] You could join the line now and still get it mid in Q2 2019 at latest if you're from the US.
[INST] I've loaded both. Sold my IQ calls Friday for +$3K, bought more today. Sold SOGO calls today and bought QD calls. I think I'll be rotating through these all week. [/INST] What IQ calls did you get? I'm learning options, I bought a 9/17 55$ call
[INST] How’re your calls doing man? [/INST] This is the part of the exercise where I tell you I'm risk averse and we laugh about how I don't have the balls to be here. I sold 6 of them at $1.76 for a guaranteed +7% if the 7th contract goes to zero. We're playing with house money on this one now. I'll let the one contract left ride with you if you're still holding on the way up.
[INST] What kinda broker is that? Even RH got it on Friday last week [/INST] Whats the ticker? NEW doesnt show up on my RH
[INST] The short squeeze is just starting imo. [/INST] I don't think it's even started yet, Shorts percentage barely moved 2%. :edit: I stand corrected, looks like they are getting squeezed out. https://twitter.com/markbspiegel/status/1008748811265691648
[INST] Oh, if the big guys do it it's ok. If the commoners do it hang them by their testes? [/INST] You don’t get rights you pleb
[INST] This. 27.1m shares for 550m. Valuing them around 20.3usd. Granted they get business benefit too but thats 1% of future profits not going to share owners due to this. To me it suggests they are struggling for some cash [/INST] Their business model is very cash intensive but they are going to eventually be a duopoly with Baba controlling china
[INST] 6/22 $70 [/INST] Never gets old
[INST] fucking autists. (edited above) [/INST] You must learn to control your temper my young autist. Much to learn.
[INST] A good father knows that children must sometimes experience discomfort in order to reach their goals. [/INST] Papa Sanjay please stop I've learned my lesson!
[INST] Cmon, it wasnt that hard to figure out if you followed market what was going on lol [/INST] \>Cmon if you knew what I was talking about you'd know what I'm talking about.
[INST] Happy Monday! [/INST] Too fucking legit!
[INST] Yes [/INST] I want to believe you. So, I will.
[INST] I don't know man, just stand at a craps table. The numbers furthest away from you are the best bets. You want to bet on 4 & 10. [/INST] Incorrect, 4 & 10 have a 5% house edge (the vig to 'buy'). 5 & 9 have a 4% house edge. 6 & 8 have a 1.51% house edge. 4 & 10 will pay the most if the numbers come up, but have the highest house edge on them.
[INST] FAKE AND GAY [/INST] Big if true
[INST] Dunder Mifflin's size always confused me. They were portrayed early on as quite small (always getting beaten on sales by the 'big boys' like Staples and OfficeMax), but then they kept growing to fill in storylines (corporate in NY, multiple branches, publically traded, that big shareholder meeting, etc, etc). The story got worse by the end of the show, but at least the Sabre-buyout provided a better justification for the various corporate levels. [/INST] I somehow forgot about the shareholder meeting. The company size seems to fluctuate with the storylines requirements, which isn’t really too surprising for a sitcom. Arrested development does the same thing to a more extreme degree, with friends of the family buying 51% stakes and yet the company is shown on “Mad Money”.
[INST] Long North Korea [/INST] Long Madagascar
[INST] If this goes to $400 I’ll be on mars with Elon [/INST] If this goes to 400 I quit my job
[INST] NOICE. [/INST] I'm just Noicing your noice
[INST] Elongated Muskrat [/INST] Goodnight
[INST] that deep ITM the price moves 1:1 so if it goes up $5 the option moves $5 but the option is a bigger % change [/INST] i c
[INST] Wish I had seen this earlier, popped on my screener today dunno if I want to run after this [/INST] I think we are good til 17-18 for the short term then longs who want to bail will take profit there
[INST] i literally have almost no clue what the christ i'm doing. If i did, i wouldn't be making money. [/INST] Just wait till earnings and sell during run up or after.
[INST] It's 2010 all over again. Chinese stocks are hot until Wall St notices all the fraud and government bribes. [/INST] Wall St. knows that from the beginning. It is China after all, but who say they can't turn a blind eye and get some tendies first?
[INST] GAIN is one of my largest holdings as well. I'll have to check out these others. Thanks for the tickers. :) [/INST] OGIG doesn’t pay a dividend, but it’s a solid ETF. I posted about it in my post history
[INST] I already held some JD shares but not enough. Does it make sense to buy more. I dont think the price will go lower anymore... [/INST] I feel like Chinese businesses in general have a ton of headroom, China is new again and the West is old. JD was given the green to return to 50. That's my spiritual assessment, hope it makes you feel better.
[INST] me [/INST] no
[INST] G [/INST] G
[INST] My favorite color 🚨🚨 [/INST] Holy shit they’re dropping like a rock
[INST] little bit of both [/INST] I have Jan 19 105s, my dude
[INST] I’m not gonna do your homework. It’s all public though. The lawsuit is in Delaware, the deed of trust filings can be found over at Almeda county clerk-recorder‘s office. And the rent thing is from fremonts public record register. I‘m on my phone right now, so don’t have access to my spreadsheet for that. [/INST] Yeah I'm going to book a plane ticket to haul my ass to get documents from Alameda county for my $3k position in Tesla. With how many shorts covering Tesla they'd be blasting these supposed documents all over twitter by this point.
[INST] Yes, I agree with you. But at this point Tesla can't even make enough cars to meet demand. Why is that so hard to understand? [/INST] Do you have evidence of S&X lines actually running at max capacity?
[INST] No joke, you can take the ashes of your loved ones and have them made into 3D printer filament. If you choose to use that filament to print a giant dick then that's up to you. [/INST] we did this with Grandma
[INST] You must be a functioning adult [/INST] Yeah I go to sleep at like 2am
[INST] Bro, how long have you AMD'ed? [/INST] i owned shares for 3 months before selling at a small gain because im a pussy
[INST] Yeah, they fucked up. [/INST] I don't know what the fuck anymore. Look like Yahoo Finance is saying it went up after hour to $136.37. At least it's not red. Either way, nothing we can do for now. https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/V/
[INST] I was mildly concerned with HUYA earlier today but they’re pacing with IQ fairly evenly. So I’m guessing my portfolio is gonna be full of IQ/HUYA/SOGO. [/INST] sounds solid. i've heard a ton of expressions about having eggs and baskets, but I'm on the spectrum so it'll probably work out for you.
[INST] $75 at EOY is dog shit, they will have a TTM EPS of $13+ [/INST] I hope you are right sir. As someone with $80 calls and hoping to win this one big.
[INST] I bet he then went upstairs and fucked OPs mom [/INST] what a fag
[INST] There is no pleasure in hiring trolls to do your dirty work. [/INST] Idk. Having sexist threats in broken Engrish is next level trolling. Do u even bobs?
[INST] RemindMe! Next Monday at 6am “$UXIN YOLO with this homos, gotta keep the party going' [/INST] RemindMe! Next Monday at 6am “$UXIN YOLO if I still have money left to join the party'
[INST] What IQ calls did you get? I'm learning options, I bought a 9/17 55$ call [/INST] Same strike but for August.
[INST] I want you to look at that man. Look at his eyes and the hair that billions of dollars put back on his head. The mother fucker is already crazy. And who gives a fuck about unions. If they were talented or hard working they wouldn’t need a fucking union. [/INST] Sometimes I forget that I'm not part of the labor class. The weak and lazy will sink to the bottom and get buried the way it was intended.
[INST] A [/INST] Suck my balls chain whores. Edit: misspelled suck and balls
[INST] Tesla will prob still be up another 4% tmr [/INST] You going to let these German and Jap bastards win over our true blue American company? It’s the patriotic thing to do, really.
[INST] 🙄 tell your girl that if she doesn’t leave your trading account alone, that you’ll be leaving her: alone. [/INST] I second this motion
[INST] Oooo what did he say? He deleted it like a bitch [/INST] Some longwinded rant about how Elon was alt-right because he attacked the press, and so did Trump, therefore Elon is bad (because the press is actually under siege and not just dying because they have an inferior product LOL). You didn't miss much. It was one of those super long paragraphs where you glance at it and immediately know the author is a fundamentally annoying person
[INST] By doing research on the company I’m investing in dummy. 6/18 is fairly common knowledge for JD. [/INST] I don't research this shit, I get my picks straight from the devil. I'm broke.
[INST] Good idea. [/INST] A dip at this point is when it doesn't go up 5% in a day
[INST] In the meantime, you can try doing some simulated trading of options. It's not even remotely close to the real thing because panic, fear, and other shit will fuck you up when real money is involved, but it at least gives you an idea of how options work, and should make the transition slightly easier. [/INST] You forgot greed
[INST] When I get my tax returns next year I fully intne d on buying a paper, tacking the stock section to wall, getting drunk, throwing some darts at it, then buying those stocks. [/INST] remindME! 1 year “or ban”
[INST] Ill be in tmo for January. The google news is too good to pass up given todays reaction. [/INST] Yea, there is a lot to like. No one wanted to buy with me at 34-36. I'm long a ton of calls and hope it goes up, but if it hits 42 I'm goin balls deep.
[INST] Raising Cane's. Not even close as far as fast food chains go. [/INST] Raising canes are the best or are you shitting on Raising Canes
[INST] well if youre a ceo and you expect to sell less in the future then surely in working out a decrease shipping contract volume could result in truck sales to ship the stuff going down it makes sense. hopefully that's not too much of a logical jump to explain the correlation [/INST] What about autonomous drone based delivery cutting into demand for truck shipping? How well does this correlate to the QQQ and the SPY over a 20-year period?
[INST] Basically the state owns the building and gave mega tax breaks to Tesla to occupy it. Tesla subcontracts all of the work to Panasonic because like the automobiles, they’re pretty chaotic and don’t know their asshole from a hole in the ground. Tesla is basically a rent seeker. They’re basically a middleman between government subsidies and the people who actually make stuff. [/INST] But tesla owns gigafactory 1, right? New York just already had the spot scouted as a clean energy business incubation center so it must have made everyone happy to put tesla and Panasonic there.
[INST] That’s exactly the retarded thing I did. [/INST] Pro tip guys on JD don’t buy any options before 12pm est.... just watch, the dips from open stabilize usually by then. At least the last few weeks it’s been that way
[INST] Then I will do the reverse gif [/INST] OP pls
[INST] Goodnight [/INST] Sleep tight
[INST] Do we know that? The article I made it to didn't say but that could be my reddit->twitter->mars->twitter->cnbc interface bugging out. Seriously though, just link the article dickheads. [/INST] > His stated motivation is that he wanted a promotion that he did not receive. In light of these actions, not promoting him was definitely the right move.
[INST] for real, she cares more about what he can do for her right then than their future [/INST] I’d be dropping her faster than an AMD put.
[INST] I’ll get the big dick calls and supplement with little dick calls, just like mamma does. [/INST] do u wanna get a yacht ? b/c this is how u get a yacht
[INST] Because she knows what you started with? [/INST] Ouch
[INST] Diversified portfolio. Ew. [/INST] Well I’m more of a yolo guy. But this fag wants to save on tendies so there you go.
[INST] Maybe SPY options. Thing is you have to wait when a significant event comes up. [/INST] Like trump tariffs lol
[INST] I’ve played craps probably 15-20x in my life. Every time I’ve played someone has had to teach me, and every time it’s super easy and I pick up the rules almost immediately, but I also forget almost as soon as I’m done playing. [/INST] That’s how I am with Euchre
[INST] That's right... get the behaviors that characterized a dysfunctional relationship cemented early. No... The only right answer is to draw up a contract to stake her some nominal amount (say $5500 for a Roth IRA with a stipulation that if she withdraws any of the principal, it must be paid back to you) and then send her to a trading class. [/INST] You’re not doing it right if you’re not disqualified from a Roth IRA
[INST] Solid advice here. If you are paying to have a woman around, she is there to provide a service. Not to be a relationship partner. Thanks for this post! Gave me some mental clarity on the issue as well. [/INST] Call option?
[INST] Don't worry. You can make it back in HUYA options tomorrow. [/INST] Whats our play with huya?
[INST] RemindMe! Next Monday at 6am “$UXIN YOLO [/INST] RemindMe! Next Monday at 6am “$UXIN YOLO with these homos
[INST] S is the best [/INST] Just got my 3 and gotta disagree
[INST] Do you mean you lost? I bought 7/20 calls today as well and sold before end of day and made 20% A guy at work told me naked calls are risky. He said I am doing naked but I don’t follow. I just know naked means I don’t own the stock [/INST] You're fine as long as you're buying calls. If you sell a naked call and it get's exercised you're generally fucked.
[INST] Probably learn option greeks lol [/INST] Those make sense to. But that’s way to obvious
[INST] You mean fu-gay-zi [/INST] Fa-got-zee
[INST] What? This is iPhone X pleb [/INST] Tf you doing using a browser then? Use the app instead
[INST] Call option? [/INST] Call girl option
[INST] Oh man. I don’t know if they take apologies on this sub, because you’re definitely done for. SPY is at $274.50 as I write this. At the same time, I’d never ask for a ban if I’m wrong. What’s the point? You gain nothing but profit from being right. It’s all about the money. [/INST] The point is I was super confident and https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/61ppkh/markets_this_week_ban_me_if_wrong/?st=JIL45JST&sh=89cb6222 I haven’t been wrong before
[INST] Cool. Thanks [/INST] You can do bull or bear put spreads by switching the buy and sell leg and adjusting where you are in relation to the strike, but with a bull put spread you are credited on the sale. Bear: sell low, buy high. Bull: sell high, buy low.
[INST] So you're the one who caused that 10% dip in the afternoon. And why don't you trust this shit? [/INST] Nah I had a trailing stop set up and that dip triggered it. I don't trust anything meme or China based and this is the unholy combination. This market doesn't make any fucking sense so I'm taking profits where I can and sticking to cash otherwise.
[INST] Oooh, so they're pre-revenue? All in! [/INST] Jeff Bezos Is the fucking king.
[INST] The guy who started all these protest in 2012 [doesn't even hate them anymore.](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/shane-l-windmeyer/dan-cathy-chick-fil-a_b_2564379.html) Huffpo needs to move on. [/INST] huffpo needs to do a lot of things
[INST] Sleep tight [/INST] Don’t let the debt repayments bite.
[INST] Software engineering Bootcamp. Passed all the test requirements. I have a technical interview next week and will see. Just left a almost 6 figures sales job. It was fun but I couldn’t see myself doing that for longer. Hopefully technicals sales after or some kind of sales if Bootcamp doesn’t work out. Edit: figures [/INST] Nice! You mean 6 figures? Haha 3 figures isn't that much. I'm trying to stay away from sales, pretty over it.
[INST] well [/INST] haha Give Henry Jisus a couple more months.
[INST] More likely the only liquid $15 dollars [/INST] Yeah I started diversifying options plays and wanted to bet on TWTR without committing a ton of my capital in case it was a 'random' pump
[INST] Whats our play with huya? [/INST] 1/18/19 $50 calls
[INST] Why do you think it would drop below $60? [/INST] I'm just trying to buy some more cheap, but it has been on a recent downward trend. I actually have oil calls since March.
[INST] Someone needs to explain to me whats going on with MU on this sub [/INST] Profitable company with healthy projections and a sub 9 PE. Compare that with any non tech stock where PE of 15-20’is considered reasonable, or a tech stock where 40+ can be considered workable.
[INST] Dis and probably in the red tmr too [/INST] Bag thyme
[INST] The question to end all questions at least as it relates to my ~~portfolio~~ life. It’s near impossible to predict with trade war nonsense, but I’m not selling my positions. That said, I don’t have anything as close as 6/30. Strongly consider rolling them out farther [/INST] This is fucking bull shit. Donnie can’t fucking make up his fucking mind. If I were China, I would make his fucking daughter business eating shit first then his other businesses. Btw, so many shit will drop hard tomorrow if stars are aligned. I can list a few AMAT LRCX SQ SHOP TSLA AMD will keep going up to $20 just to fuck everyone here
[INST] No need to rush into plays to play. Waiting for the perfect setup is the only thing i do. I do not like to force plays because that is when you lose money [/INST] Aye thanks Wolf!
[INST] Shorting TSLA tomorrow at open. [/INST] #PROOF OR BAN
[INST] Unions protect the lazy and incompetent [/INST] Tell that to the thousands of U.S. teachers with post graduate degrees who are all in teachers unions.