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[INST] $100,000.01 [/INST] Uh, that's 8 figures...
[INST] If people keep buying puts, you will see it hit $17. [/INST] Keep buying puts. I have a call ending soon. Plz :)
[INST] You weren’t saying that at 13, 14, etc? Don’t catch the falling knife, and don’t lasso the rocket. How many retail stonks gapped up like 20+% in a day in the last month? You’d be raped trying to short any of them by now. TTD anyone? I mean if you willing to go way out on ITM puts and just wait then it can work maybe but generally you’ll do better just trading what’s in front of you [/INST] Having trouble googling what TTD stands for
[INST] I try to counter my pessimistic personality by posting memes and shitposts in order to fill the hole in my life [/INST] I was responding to the guy who told us AMD putters to “risk off” in the Anthony Bordain type of way.
[INST] he lost money every month for 2 years, just to make overall 2x this march on the vol blow up. [/INST] I consider him a close friend and ally. I have had the same experience with my AMD putz I started buying in at $13. I pray that one day I break even, or can cash out a few dollars for a happy meal, God knows I'll need it fighting this Su Bae demon spawn.
[INST] Yes, those are the rules. Even after seeing the question and thinking about it, he could simply choose to walk away with $500k. [/INST] Huh. I'm pretty sure here in Australia you commit once you see the question :/
[INST] Fair enough, but for some reason I still get downvoted for defending Trump in an INVESTING SUBREDDIT. The greatest pres for the economy in decades. Y'all socialist millennials don't deserve a single penny from this bull market. [/INST] fucking lmao
[INST] 6/22 but any date would be solid honestly its going to 30 [/INST] Got some $23.50 6/22's
[INST] Well, thats why I thought why is it still dipping, sacrifice was not complete! [/INST] Finish the sacrifice ya idiot!
[INST] Exactly. Pandora has been on fire since its last ER. [/INST] Even the Titanic raised up before it went down.
[INST] $RUN calls all day. [/INST] Running up a mountain at full sprint.
[INST] Jesus Christ. Edit: oh just shares? Pussy. [/INST] Half of it is on margin
[INST] Now dock [/INST] lol, odds are that one of them is circumcised
[INST] Hey you're not OP! [/INST] Im sorry I felt I knew the answer
[INST] I dont see how that can go wrong [/INST] That's my take on it. Its possible but I think its gonna be really close
[INST] BLESSED BE HIS SOUL [/INST] Only the Highest IQ
[INST] It was a practice one my first call ever. Since I’ve bought more. Didn’t want to become too degenerate too fast [/INST] > Didn’t want to become too rich too fast
[INST] To maximize your negative returns, you need to call your broker and let them know you want to exercise the option. [/INST] Robinhood offices don't take phone calls, too many r personalfinance tards asking for refunds.
[INST] Bought this for fun as my first practice call. Why did I only buy 1 contract [/INST] now you know to yolo every time
[INST] Probably take the shares man Etsy is unstoppable. It barely dipped in our 3 recessions this year [/INST] it actually rise in the 3 recessions and dipped in other days, totally unpredictable but good.
[INST] So many mixed messages! [/INST] I bought calls and puts just to be safe. All OTM expiring next week.
[INST] ur cute bb [/INST] I'll be as cute as you want if you gonna buy me 25 shares.
[INST] I sold at 14.75 im a pussy Bought in to Twitter because im a genius, but hey it's going up. Tendies all around [/INST] I sold at 15.65. I’ll take my 3k profit
[INST] awe, how cute. https://i.imgur.com/NxZxBpH.jpg [/INST] Your 👏 overall 👏 balance 👏 never 👏 goes 👏 up 👏 yet 👏 you 👏 post 👏 your 👏 'gain' 👏 pics 👏 every 👏 day Now why is that?
[INST] Your fuckers made a newbie put $2000 into IQ and HUYA and goddam I’m eatin good tonight [/INST] hell yeah dude, glad some more peeps jumped on
[INST] Do you think its the faces you use or the user name that gets you so many upvotes for these pointless comments? [/INST] ^^emojis ٩(╬ఠ༬ఠ)و
[INST] Nope, area. [/INST] Mayor of Broke Faggot Town.
[INST] I don’t think those two are correlated but please do continue. [/INST] There's a direct correlation between the quality of memes in this sub and my willingness to up the retardation of my investments, sad part is my grandma is too dead to give me $15 for cocaine pebbles
[INST] Why does it go down on dividend payout day instead of ex div day? [/INST] Haha this guy was so embarrassed about not understanding dividend dates that he deleted his account
[INST] Shitty products, shitty management, and delayed remodels and remodels taking forever is my dd to never touch this. People want quality now, KR offers none of that. [/INST] That's just cause you live in a shithole. The Kroger's around me are nice and new.
[INST] I feel that pain. Bought calls like 3 hours before the CEO got up and flubbed the earnings call [/INST] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE COMPANY THAT FLIES MULTIPLE PRIVATE JETS EVERYWHERE THE CEO ROAMS
[INST] too me, thanks [/INST] I'm welcome
[INST] Outhouse set on fire that also maims its workers? [/INST] Bro if you work in a factory and you feel safe, that factory is not working hard enough. Workers are a means of production.
[INST] What can I say, was drinking at lunch last Friday. [/INST] looks like you might have a chance
[INST] Fuck [/INST] This is like winning a X-Box One in a raffle drawing at the State Fair. When it could have been a $244,000 play with just a $1,000 entry. $10,000 woulda been $2.4 million. $100,000 and you retire for life, get a cool 4 screen trading setup, and two models to bring you snacks all day and dessert at night.
[INST] Yeah, options are a little confusing at first but I recommend diving right in and learning through experience. [/INST] Funniest comment in here lol, solid good advice right there. Also, the more money you put in the better and quicker you’ll gain experience.
[INST] Have you not seen how the past months have been different than before ? [/INST] I think we should be asking you that
[INST] Gotta get them pebbles of cocaine dog [/INST] I too watched the gif
[INST] Literally just placed a sell order. I woke up to it being over 50% returns and was amped to see it grow but Ford has only been creeping up this morning. I feel like it could still drop by tomorrow but these hands aren't as strong as I thought they were. Now time to sink my dough into more options. [/INST] If you woke up and saw higher return thats a problem. You need to be awake and present when the market opens if you are trading options.
[INST] 10% id wager [/INST] Generous. :)
[INST] I am free to believe a word that specifically targets homosexuals as an insult is homophobic? Wow. Thank you so much for letting me do that. That's mighty white of you. And thanks also for letting me know that not everyone has to subscribe to my moral outrage and that I should let anyone say anything they want as long as I'm not the one saying it about them. You have truly helped my psyche today. [/INST] In the context of its usage in the video, can you explain how it's targeting a homosexual or even intended to call him a homosexual?
[INST] The hold paid off [/INST] yep. and i've been watching my account drain everyday due to AMD puts. another example of how everyone here has no idea what they're talking about
[INST] That means it due for a correction you fucking fag. You got me the first time [/INST] Honestly I'm not sure if it is. What about HUYA?
[INST] I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people nigers and spics and shit again? Don't worry though, because my group is totally cool with those words and they aren't racist anymore because we say so. [/INST] Yes Ivan. Glad you could join us after your World Cup match.
[INST] It got to 10% just to make you feel worse. [/INST] I actually bought HUYA And made up my 4%. So I'm basically even now
[INST] Bought puts when it was mentioned because I’ve played $RCL before and thought it might retract again quickly. Instead I lost only $100 before I got out quick. Should have played calls though. [/INST] well.. well.. well..
[INST] This is like winning a X-Box One in a raffle drawing at the State Fair. When it could have been a $244,000 play with just a $1,000 entry. $10,000 woulda been $2.4 million. $100,000 and you retire for life, get a cool 4 screen trading setup, and two models to bring you snacks all day and dessert at night. [/INST] Rub it in deep so he never forgets.
[INST] That’s funny I just watched the sunset. With a real drink though. https://imgur.com/7dFqEo5 [/INST] your picture doesn't work. it has an error when clicking. But my short is still working..
[INST] OP was temp banned for 'that gay shit' which is against Article 4 Subsection B Heading 27 of the The WSBAnd Friend's Organization's International Code of Conduct. Here's some [reports](https://i.gyazo.com/342daf6eadbd22beba5facc56f622854.png) [/INST] It's funny tho
[INST] I'm gonna keep monitoring it \-\- best of luck. I did pick up GDI calls fo' cheap [/INST] Wow you’re not kidding that’s cheap af, too bad I just sunk my money into $CORV and $KNDI - may the autism be with you
[INST] If you woke up and saw higher return thats a problem. You need to be awake and present when the market opens if you are trading options. [/INST] I was awake at 9 but at 945 when I got my coffee, I remembered I had options and that's when the panic started. Now its happening all over again because my 17$ amd call is disappearing on front of my eyes. But there's still tomorrow
[INST] My bf [/INST] Confirmed gay
[INST] Yeah it's like they are competing over who has the most gains. [/INST] Looks like Elon just sold some rockets to HUYA
[INST] wythink now? [/INST] Did you buy now and play the $ER run up? $JD / $AMD complete turned around these past couple of months. They have been suppressed for years and now they are exploding. I would be looking at $JD Jan $50 2019 calls if I were you.
[INST] it still can go up. right? [/INST] True, when you hit rock bottom, that’s the only way you can go.
[INST] hell yeah dude, glad some more peeps jumped on [/INST] Sold huya at 42 but fuck the boosters just kicked in Edit : bahahah rip
[INST] He can come out of bankruptcy before 30 if he plays his cards right [/INST] 300k from parents, 500k Margin. WCGW?
[INST] What Calls you get? Been thinking about jumping in on this. [/INST] 7/20 $30's It's kinda like etsy it just inches up. I read about it from someone else's DD post here actually.
[INST] Having trouble googling what TTD stands for [/INST] Look it up in your brokerage app. A lot of people (including myself) thought it was a good idea to buy puts after it went up 30% overnight
[INST] I wish I could say the same. Berkshire Hathaway is absolutely ripping me a new one today [/INST] Well you can add AMD to my shit list. I was doing nicely on my 16.50 calls until it took a shit
[INST] What the shit is going on with AMD. Woke up this morning ready to sell off and wait for the dip later this week. WHAT TO DO. [/INST] Huge dip rn,I know bc I'm losing money fast
[INST] Moral of the story go full autistic [/INST] That's the spirit.
[INST] Im just going to shove a pineapple up my ass and call it a day [/INST] Why not a mold of Sanjay's hard cocc?
[INST] I sold at 15.65. I’ll take my 3k profit [/INST] Made a cool $400
[INST] not all 4 inches?? INSANITY [/INST] more like 1.5 inches amirite
[INST] -45%. Fuck yeah [/INST] how bout now?
[INST] why do you say that [/INST] > there a It is under 59
[INST] price? [/INST] $0.54
[INST] He even said it though. This is something you know or you don't. Shouldn't have expected any of them to know, they're all guessing. Dude has gambling issues lol Was hard to watch. [/INST] Eh, I was reading somewhere it's fairly common for the audience to just troll and put in the wrong answer, just because humans aren't great people.
[INST] Thats the BS part, it has to happen in 2019. [/INST] FY19 which for micron is Sept 1st since as all idahions they use the potatoe calender
[INST] Holy shit brother, she’s gone vertical! [/INST] I should've woken up earlier to sell and re-enter. LOL We got time
[INST] I just started 2 months ago. Plus I have to pay for my parents because their not doing so well right now. [/INST] u lie
[INST] Bro if you work in a factory and you feel safe, that factory is not working hard enough. Workers are a means of production. [/INST] The robber barons really knew how to get it done
[INST] 21 and not extremely rich 500k to out into stock market Pick one [/INST] He claims his parents gave him 300k
[INST] Keep shorting. I'd love to lend you my shares. [/INST] Lol you think I'd waste my time on that shit. Even if I wanted to I'm all tied up in MU, a company that actually makes money.
[INST] Yeah, this was the hardest I’ve laughed at **anything** on Reddit in a long long time. I’m going to subscribe just for the top-tier shit posting. [/INST] You should go through OPs post history and look at some of his other shitposts
[INST] I just want to bitch at my retarded self [/INST] If it makes you feel any better I sold a penny stock I play the swings on for a ~20% gain. It decided to run up 150% more.
[INST] Sorry for your loss [/INST] I made money and took profits already so Lul. Bought em above 279. Not as much as I wanted though...
[INST] Actually, fuck that! These are trading at such high RSI levels right now. It's probably going to dip tomorrow. [/INST] That’s my plan. Sold today for 100% gain, buying back in when/if it cools off tomorrow.
[INST] Huh. I'm pretty sure here in Australia you commit once you see the question :/ [/INST] We used to have the actual millionaire show, and the rules were the same. Hotseat is a shitty ripoff that costs them way less in prize money.
[INST] You are an idiot - there are 2 million + users on Robinhood - that’s an influential number. [/INST] Sure, but they're all poor and therefore irrelevant.
[INST] You'll never be able to top this one. All downhill from here. [/INST] yup
[INST] you are a fag but thats besides the point [/INST] love this sub.
[INST] red day tomorrow, don't say I didn't warn you. back to pre 30 you go. [/INST] You think a 25% drop tomorrow is happening? You're going all in on Faggy D $30 puts at open then right?
[INST] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE COMPANY THAT FLIES MULTIPLE PRIVATE JETS EVERYWHERE THE CEO ROAMS [/INST] A private jet
[INST] It was an amazing pick 👌🏻 thanks for the post [/INST] So what's your next play? I am austisticly 'waiting' for the next IQ 'dip' to buy shares as I see it as a hold and forget stock.
[INST] Talk about leaping into the abyss [/INST] If you stare in the abyss long enough the abyss will stare right back at ya
[INST] Apparently his parents loaned him 300k... the rich get richer [/INST] That makes a lot more sense. He says he was a 21 yr old software engineer and I'm thinking 'how the fuck does a 21 yr old software engineer have 1m, much less 1m to drop on RH' but not only is half of it on margin, another 300k is borrowed. Still though, that's some crazy balls that will probably pay off. Better than what petro-princes do with their millions.
[INST] Let's get to an even more fundemtal question. Is technical analysis a valid strategy? [/INST] It certainly works for the Medallion fund.
[INST] Oh good [/INST] see? every cloud has a silver lining.
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[INST] Basically 30 minutes into open it seems to either top or bottom...not always, but it's clear when it has made a huge run up/down in the first 30 minutes. Then grab ITM call/put and sell in the next 10-15 minutes for an easy 20-30%+ gain, it seems. [/INST] Thats what I was doing, but then all this sideways shit started happening........then it would either spike way up on my put, or fall down below on my call. LOL
[INST] You got me on this one. The last time you mentioned, it tanked as soon as I grabbed calls. Took a chance and got a little burn. [/INST] It tanked to push us calls on it out.. I knew it made no sense whatsoever.. it was solely algos.. 60 year old loyal RCL investors dont just sell like that. And $103 was a huge steal.. it will go to $130 end of year.. you have been warned again.
[INST] I disagree. May the gayest of us win. [/INST] Sideway confirmed. We are fucked.
[INST] What’s the difference? [/INST] You're not a #2, anymore.
[INST] If trump does impose tariffs on china, what effect would that have on volatility? [/INST] When people dont know what to do, or what will happen, that is when volatility hits.. or it's supposed to anyway... it also is used to manipulate your options to make them less value.
[INST] Look at haupt91 post history. He’s made aA ton of gifs [/INST] Sweet
[INST] It's like I'm Nostradamus. [/INST] You were off by 28 cents. We could make millions!
[INST] You are literally retarded aren’t you? [/INST] Get off /wsb you cuck.
[INST] AH, RIP. [/INST] I realized it was earnings and sold outta the 242.5s