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[INST] Amex probably doesn’t know if their customer has autism though. [/INST] Confirmed: Amex loans autists - short AXP
[INST] Greetings, user Speakgood! Nurse here. Give me like, a book to read on this shit or something. I have three or four free days a week to teach myself how to be a more sophisticated idiot. Yours Truly, User SweetBoobies [/INST] bad bot
[INST] welcome to the team [/INST] Can you make it go up again, please?
[INST] That shit cray. I woke up at 7 today, its only 9 im at 21%. Maybe it's time to get rid of the old Galaxy 6. [/INST] I have a galaxy S7. I'm normally at 50% before I hit my office at 8am.
[INST] Im up 49.75% from my all time low in 2016. All trading and shorting stock. 37k straight. 37/42 trades green. Stacking small gains each week and months adds up. Dont ever yolo. Make calculated moves. [/INST] Dividends reinvested s&p 500 is up 48.12% since start of 2016, (and not from your “all time low” which is a stupid way to judge returns). You are also on margin, much more exposed to risk than the s&p and you have barely anything to show for it. Let people trade what they are willing to lose however they want to, this sub is specifically for those things.
[INST] The data is scaled to be most comparable to /ES June 18 future Positions: BABA Calls DPZ Stock JD Stock LRCX Stock IQ Calls AMZN Calls Edit: BABA was / is Calls and Stocks [/INST] i think maybe 3 people here even know what /ES means... lol
[INST] Didn't he write something in the company email/tweet that said it wasn't the factory workforce that was being let go off? More like middle management and such? He also mentioned positions that are duplicates off, so people doing the same job, etc. [/INST] And he is secretly buying up his own stock.. which is interesting in the least!
[INST] Wizdaddy is perfect, 20% of the time he is always right. [/INST] wizdaddy is right 100% of the time. The losses are only if you sell. Or if you're full-blown autist, wizdaddy gives you da realest shit.
[INST] Someone could photoshop some completely off the wall ranting and put his Twitter pic on it and I wouldn't question that it came out of his mouth. [/INST] But It didn’t come from his mouth it came from his fingers
[INST] It’s been coming all over for the past week [/INST] Cuming*
[INST] Long term Visa is very promising and probably the holding I worry the least about in my portfolio. They have something like 33% of the card market share if I'm not mistaken and only stand to benefit from the gradual shift from cash to credit among consumers. However, as I'm holding short term exposure via my 7/20 calls theres other factors to be considered I think. Looking at the technicals for example, V's RSI appears to be approaching overbought levels. [/INST] Market share is over 60% excluding China.
[INST] Oh I guarantee he’s high-risk. He’s likely on a cocktail of meds that regulate his blood pressure and triglycerides. You don’t eat McDonald on the reg, not exercise, and *not* need pharmaceuticals to keep your shit in line. [/INST] He does take BP medication. His dumbass hippy family doctor basically told everyone the list of medications he’s given Trump, which included some enlarged prostate medication that also doubles as a hair growth medicine. This resulted in ex-SS agents raiding the doctors office for all his files on Trump. Which resulted in a full day of news where the doctor was basically outed as being bitter that he didn’t get appointed WH physician. I wish I was exaggerating.
[INST] Share it with me. [/INST] I'll take the table s(craps)
[INST] I see, but if it expires at 1597, wouldn't the buyer of my put sell exercise and thus I would have to buy 100 shares at 1600? I guess I'm not seeing how my long put which expired worthless is able to cover me such that I only have to pay $200 instead of 160000+ [/INST] Yes, you would buy them at 1600 and sell them at 1597, so you’re out $300, I had it backward in last reply. Edit: unless you had the cash in your account to hang onto the shares and wanted to.
[INST] Fuckin doubtful, you are probably da Vinci's long lost progeny writing a book every 3 months and laid up in bed with 2 fat ass beauties most of the time. [/INST] Lol :) I think you might have confused me with yourself.
[INST] We basically do. US buys oil with dollars. Saudis buy bombs from US with those dollars. [/INST] Just take the dollars out. Maybe we can get discounted
[INST] That’s...not how this works. Yes - everyone likes free money which is why QE helped out the markets so much, but you can’t have that forever or else inflation. Compared to any other rate cycle in history we are still at hilariously low rate levels. Most of the pain from the current hikes will be felt by other countries that took out tons of cheap dollar-denominated debt and are about to get double fucked. [/INST] Rip br and Venezuela
[INST] Official Partner ≠ Official sponsor https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-official-sponsor-of-the-FIFA-World-Cup [/INST] my bad
[INST] Pussies are beautiful and smooth. He is a cunt [/INST] Where you at Mac? today was all about shorting.. Closed everything including the $MU day trade you see there.. https://i.imgur.com/HkndHTJ.png
[INST] Trying to get someone else to do all the hard work huh? [/INST] I’m too busy finding reasons to lose money shorting AMD and TWTR right now
[INST] Oh no don't cash out my $43 [/INST] Lol. But honestly if I did this, my site would become a huge target for hackers to steal all the data. Especially given how crappily it's made. I'm exploring possibilities though
[INST] >when the TVIX bags are getting too heavy [/INST] Is it a good time to get in on TVIX?
[INST] but her emails [/INST] Classified emails
[INST] Small gains better than none. [/INST] Facts
[INST] I pray we have a bloody week ahead. I need to buy on discount [/INST] im sitting on some cash... took some profits.. doesnt seem like a good time to buy
[INST] >Aren't these the most beautiful oil pumps? I put them in using American steel. The best and most beautiful. [/INST] > These pumps are going to look beautiful, and believe me, I've seen some beautiful pumps. The best pumps.
[INST] That literally happened when it jumped up to $62 last week, so I FOMOd back in and lost double what I had been gaining. [/INST] I think this was friday. I followed the trend sold at peak and the stupid stock kept going higher and higher. can never win
[INST] My dude, it’s gonna be Thursday. After hawkish comments. And a report indicating zelle is overtaking cash app and Venmo. [/INST] I guess it's your logic vs my autism. I read that WSJ on it, I have doubts that Zelle will get that big.
[INST] I didn't say he was pretending I said he impulsively puts whatever uninformed thought pops into his head to paper. [/INST] [Phineas Gage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage), then?
[INST] What happens fox agrees the buyout $35/share? Your $50 2020 will be 100% gain? [/INST] Was kidding, I doubt anyone would buy them... But in theory, yes, unless the bidding war gets out of hand
[INST] Are they 40s? Should’ve bought mine back today for pennies... [/INST] 30s 6/15
[INST] He been dead for a while so that'd be pretty gross. [/INST] He got that maggot/peanut butter inside
[INST] It’s not infinite if the stock ends up near where it began. It’s for real dude it’s not perfect but something [/INST] So a reverse iron condor, or debit strangles? You'll get crushed by IV and theta running into earnings. It hasn't moved in the 3 days since you suggested this, so it's already a losing trade. Regular condors would have earned more since it's stayed flat.
[INST] You make almost ten times as me. Feels bad man [/INST] i'm also lying if that makes you feel any better.
[INST] The year's not over [/INST] This guy mad more on a percentage basis than some people do yoy in a lifetime.
[INST] Only if they r mu 90 calls [/INST] In excess of 500 contract...
[INST] That seems like a better chosen expiry. I thought getting the calls 3,5 months out was smart but now I wish I got them eve further out [/INST] Cut losses, roll into jan 2019s like this dude up here
[INST] What have I done [/INST] Yep
[INST] Post your position [/INST] 500 shares @ $11.95 entry
[INST] They just allowed it today, you have to press and hold the strike price for spreads. it won't let me roll I can only close the position. [/INST] then sell and buy some august calls with a higher strike, keep some profits
[INST] That's MR President, you peasant [/INST] It's mr. jew peasant to you.
[INST] i think maybe 3 people here even know what /ES means... lol [/INST] what is it?
[INST] Just drive faster than the deer, then they can't hit you [/INST] LPT
[INST] Cucked myself, was knee deep in shit during the rise and drop. Sadness. [/INST] ah well, that sucks but fuckit it's still a 1% gainer day. i did end up closing some down today tho. i saw them gains while it was rippin and shat my pants. i feel a lot safer now tho about just holding the fuck outta my leftovers.
[INST] Robinhood brought dipshits and 💯 shitposts [/INST] Thank you
[INST] The magic of 15 million shares shorted in one day. [/INST] was that the fuckin short interest? jesus
[INST] i googled it and got even more confused. i apparently need it explained like im a 5 year old [/INST] Then google that “Eli5 options”
[INST] Ah, I see. I still don’t understand how people can make those kind of gains off of calls.. But without any context your original post didn’t imply that. [/INST] The fuck you doing here then?? Options only fam... getcho Warren Buffet, value investing looking ass outtta here ni🅱️🅱️a 😤😤😤💯💯
[INST] I think it's very possible that our overreaction to Micron not just shooting to the moon (75+) right away is because many of us have short-term calls. I'm personally negative right now, but my calls are 2+ months out, so I'm less worried than others. [/INST] July calls I’m worried about but I think post July everything will be a nice 2-3X return. Assuming rationality. Fuck me though right
[INST] Didnt do this but I did shove a chicken tender up my bunghole [/INST] X2
[INST] This guy mad more on a percentage basis than some people do yoy in a lifetime. [/INST] technically not, because everyone is born with 0, and dies with 0, ergo, everyone makes nothing in their life. or at least that's what poorfags say to justify their fucktarded ideals
[INST] Or he can execute and sell 100x shares he gets for 150$ for current price 380$ = 38k. [/INST] He'd make $300 less if he did that because time value exists.
[INST] I GOT THE MAGIC [/INST] Hey man i hope ur right I sold my calls today id love to re enter lower
[INST] Damn you from the Lehigh valley? [/INST] Nah, Im from drrrty jerz. That casino is closer than AC. They have constant chinese buses from Nyc too. The chinese that go there mostly play baccarat - they crowd those tables and ignore the other games.
[INST] Yeah my real life short hurt a tad. I thought for sure 13.59 was waaaaaaaaaay over bought. Gulp [/INST] $hear (Turtle Beach Corporation) might make a good short soon. in the sim, im \-33% on it. if i didn't do that stupid trade, id be 67% gainz in 11months (10k \-\>1 6.7k) in the sim
[INST] Speak for yourself! [/INST] I am all billionaires, potentially!
[INST] Haha 😆 I would not mind. [/INST] Do you think its the faces you use or the user name that gets you so many upvotes for these pointless comments?
[INST] ‘Walk’ [/INST] Horny Hobit
[INST] [I had to use imgur but here it is.](https://i.imgur.com/EsSn3i0.jpg) The bottom bars are volume. [/INST] Ngl thats a pretty neat idea but I've never seen anything like it
[INST] Yes but not too late for $S tho But ur calls probably expire before they finally get bought by Tmobile lel [/INST] My TMUS 6/15 calls I bought April 30th, after it went from $65 to $55, for $152.00 after announcing the merger are now worth $1.00 My CMCSA $32.50 06/15 calls I bought the same day and double down on last week, tripled this week got smacked down today. Went from down $0.09 per call Tuesday close, holding for a swing on merger fever, to - $0.43 per call today. Avg call price $0.73
[INST] Texas rains. It only rains like 5 times a year. The roads are slick AF with the oil build up during storm cloud weather. Totally worth it to drive around all the noobs when it rains. [/INST] Yeah I’m aware. Moved to Houston for a few years from Nebraska so I’m biased. Everyone turns into fucking retards every time it rains. No, you can’t go 90 on 45 but please stop going 10
[INST] can we see? [/INST] I second this
[INST] Random question but would higher delta’s lead to more %gains assuming it goes your predicted direction? or as you said, it also depends how far the underlying is from the strike price by expiration? [/INST] Yes a higher delta tells you exactly how much an option would increase in value at this very moment per dollar increase in the stock (puts always have a negative delta). However, delta changes depending on how close the option gets to the money and time till expiry. The option can also increase or decrease in value if the volatility of the stock changes.
[INST] I ain't paying robinhood. I already pay to host this website and the AppEngine stuff to run the code. If anything, they should pay me for encourage more reckless use of their app. [/INST] Put a donate button on the site.
[INST] Upside down ups [/INST] V’s
[INST] But It didn’t come from his mouth it came from his fingers [/INST] You take your logic and you GTFO right now!
[INST] Nothing crazy new with call buying. Good day today and news AH.. well see how it ends up tomorrow.. Market sell off didn’t help [/INST] WHATS YOUR NEXT MOVE DEAR LEADER
[INST] Good luck trying to make it cheap, good tasting, and with decent mixing consistency. Lot of competition, so you are definitely ambitious. Or retarded. [/INST] That would mean we are making our own.. We are selling big brands in single serve packs.
[INST] Market always goes up because nothing bad can ever happen. [/INST] Everybody gets a trophy
[INST] That's still a job? I thought that ended in the 90's. [/INST] It's evolved, no table and T square, Solidworks, Autocad, 3D printing, CMM, I pretty much do everything, still can't machine or produce a product without a drawing or model though.
[INST] How do I short this company [/INST] Buy my product so we can value the company above 4 million to get listed, then you can short.
[INST] Well it sure as shit ain’t gunna be Tesla [/INST] stfu and get on your knees for the elongated muskrat's tesla car bot miners
[INST] I grew up in Alvord, TX. I am not surprised by anything out of small town/rural america or who lives there and what they do. I used the 'sounds' just to give it a softer tone than saying 'That is absolutely absurd.' [/INST] Yeah you know what's up. I had a buddy who's dad did Olney to Denton for 3 years. Mine was Tyler to Athens/Mineola. Relocated thankfully and have a 7 mile commute now.
[INST] i'm also lying if that makes you feel any better. [/INST] It does
[INST] Tbh I know people using reusable straws because of the hate on plastic [/INST] Wtf just drink out of the cup
[INST] Oh fuck! We gotta call this guy right now. Oh fuck.... oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck [/INST] and finally Marjorie called
[INST] If you were a member of this sub for at least 10 minutes you would know AMD has a special place in this sub's heart [/INST] AMD isn't just a meme stock, it's *The* meme stock.
[INST] Seriously. No judgment \- I'm povvo as well, and make all kinds of small stakes plays, too. But I'm not gonna start a friggin thread about em, unless maybe it's a ten bagger or something that others could learn from. [/INST] Unless they’re wizdaddy related?
[INST] Well, much better chance than 6/15s have but it's not something I'd have bought. What did the 33's run you, like .50? [/INST] .39 & .10 for each strike
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4rplnl/guide_to_not_being_an_options_retard_repost_of/ [/INST] Thanks for the reference!
[INST] Yo im so used to amd getting dropped, everytime i seen it rise higher and higher i was like this bitch aint going any higher. Pretty amazed but this shit cant go on forever. Its time. [/INST] You weren’t saying that at 13, 14, etc? Don’t catch the falling knife, and don’t lasso the rocket. How many retail stonks gapped up like 20+% in a day in the last month? You’d be raped trying to short any of them by now. TTD anyone? I mean if you willing to go way out on ITM puts and just wait then it can work maybe but generally you’ll do better just trading what’s in front of you
[INST] You get what I mean. [/INST] WE SAID BANNED.
[INST] petro-yuan 2018, china world leader 2020, chinese asia 2025, chinese singularity 2100 [/INST] But still, Taiwan numbah 1.
[INST] This shit has been going up non stop since almost 3 months. [/INST] I bought in after looking into them after your post. May add in, as what you say seems to be true. They have an easier interface than other sites that let you pay for postage and you can use smaller sized label printers for them as well.
[INST] Lol 11% now if I’m seeing this right [/INST] Too late to get on the train?
[INST] ah well, that sucks but fuckit it's still a 1% gainer day. i did end up closing some down today tho. i saw them gains while it was rippin and shat my pants. i feel a lot safer now tho about just holding the fuck outta my leftovers. [/INST] Top 10 Anime Betrayals 2018. Friendship over. Pussy :(
[INST] TCEHY doesn't have options and JD 7/20 calls only go up to $50 strike for $0.11 each. [/INST] TCEHY isn’t even on Robindiddies. It’s a Hong Kong stock
[INST] You underestimate the power of shitty service [/INST] That is consistent service
[INST] Yeah the mods can get a little overzealous at times... [/INST] BAN THE MODS
[INST] Enron borrowed against its own shares... https://mobile.nytimes.com/2002/01/15/business/enron-s-collapse-transaction-chief-used-stock-repay-enron-loan-lawyer-says.html [/INST] Could you imagine if WSB was around during the Enron days?
[INST] reddit jinxed CHGG train too lol [/INST] I bought $CHGG because of Wizdaddy and immediately got dicked for 15%
[INST] Yea. I'm fucked. My only hope is my BABA and MU positions rip higher to offset QQQ losses. [/INST] If BABA goes back to 200-202 I’m going all in Baba calls. Been playing 202 - 210
[INST] I’m from West Virginia and I told everyone to buy 7/20 $140 $V calls. Can confirm [/INST] Same man and luckily because we’re in WV everyone was autistic enough to listen.
[INST] It's not just me, this damn bot is everywhere. Fuck, it's annoying. [/INST] Bad spelling is everywhere. The farther away from HS we all get the less we have space in our tiny brains for important things like.. Slowing down our submission clicks to right click the words spellcheck catches as incorrect..
[INST] That's less than 107 right now. It's about 100. So you're looking at a 2% return with some risk on att stock price [/INST] If you're bullish on T it works out nicely
[INST] Excuse me, it's FAGMAN now [/INST] I thought FAGMAN was just Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix.
[INST] You're going to be sad when she walks out of divorce court with another mans hand on her ass and half your MU yolo gains [/INST] Canttakehalfyourgainsiftherearentany.jpg
[INST] Perhaps I don’t want it to go up? [/INST] Hurr durr if you said you were using puts everyone else would have too. You're not meant for this sub. Out!
[INST] Confirmation bias at its finest. Bought some $140 7/20 calls. [/INST] Lol TIL, confirmation bias is thanking someone for their feedback
[INST] Does that mean I load up BAC calls? idk what this means I should probably just go consult wiz daddy [/INST] Don't load up on BAC calls.