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[INST] To be fair Obama had a pretty good run too. Spy went from ~80 at its lowest to ~220 and that is with sluggish growth restarting an economy. Tl;dr apples and oranges. so if we could all get this “not my president reeeee” and “obummer reeeee” garbage off this subreddit and tell me which meme otm FD to buy that would be great. [/INST] > which meme otm FD to buy All of them you fucking autist
[INST] ROFL markets are fkin retarded maybe this sub is bigger than we thought [/INST] given this place was a cesspool of anti-TSLA (95% of which was by the same two users), I don't know about that...
[INST] You mean like sales & marketing support division of Finance or actually doing marketing for financial firms? [/INST] Actually doing marketing for a financial institution.
[INST] Yeah it only costs like $24 million to swap out some fridges on that plane and Trump wants it. He needs colder sodas. http://fortune.com/2018/06/05/boeing-air-force-one-refrigerator-cancelled/ [/INST] > He needs colder sodas. SHORT $PEP LONG $KO
[INST] Ive been watching it for about 9 months. The most ive had at one point was 50 shares. Seems like an alright stock to trade short term or hold if you get caught, no? [/INST] It's honestly a good swing trade stock. It can't seem to get past $30/share or if it does, falls right back down. Buy at $22-24 and sell $27-29. That's what I'd be doing if I wasn't down $3k because I'm balls deep in MU calls
[INST] Red 6 standing by [/INST] Red October Shtanding By
[INST] More like convincing them that the easiest way to be full is to throw their sandwich in a lake. [/INST] can i transfer all the upvotes on my comment to this one? because its way better
[INST] Yeah man I'd go long [helmets](https://www.rehabmart.com/product/soft-shell-helmets-17277.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIh4GI09_O2wIVjS-BCh2vCQA8EAQYAyABEgKhwvD_BwE) if I was you, I'm waiting for the RehabMart IPO to drop [/INST] Those helmets are such scams they don't protect your brain and increase your likelihood of getting beat up.
[INST] I thought so as well, probably the point - we're more interested in what we don't have [/INST] I’m not very interested in your mother
[INST] Or you could try some 7/20 MU 90 Calls [/INST] Mine are 8/17 but yeah I get what you're saying.
[INST] That is a perfect description actually. I know you are but what am I? [/INST] The guy ending the Korean War.
[INST] I see nothing wrong here [/INST] Faggot... this is how you start an addiction problem, call passages malibu. This dude gonna get so filthy off these $90 strike weeklys he is going to be hooked on something hard after it's all said and done.
[INST] Those graphs look so sexy, but solar is not :/ [/INST] RUN is
[INST] My calls thank you for the sacrifice [/INST] Hope your calls are okay.
[INST] are you retarded [/INST] Does Trump troll people over Twitter?
[INST] аутист [/INST] сука блять
[INST] ...where are the gains [/INST] Got scared of the Mods and ran away naked.
[INST] This is good for Tesla [/INST] Yeah, typically (see MCD recently) the stock pops in the news
[INST] That’s when you know it’s bad [/INST] MU was down a full 1.5% hey marty what's your leverage rn?
[INST] Pshh more like a way of life.... and death...depending on how you look at it. [/INST] It's 50/50 after all.....
[INST] We get it, your the one that eats the center of the Oreo first. [/INST] How the fuck are you going to measure the amount? I'm not pouring my milk more than once
[INST] https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-12/tesla-cuts-9-jobs-across-company-shorts-hit-record-high Looks like you might be right. Elon claims the cuts are to show the company can be profitable, but its probably to postpone their insolvency by another day or two [/INST] Cash flow burn is so high. They lose money on every car they build so if they actually reach their production target they will just be burning more cash. Elon said it himself that profits aren't what drives Tesla.
[INST] Damn, I thought it was late June [/INST] buy shares my neeg
[INST] Are you union? [/INST] No I interviewed for em though a month ago. Just waiting on em to call me now, they said it would take a month or two so....if they don't call in another week or two I'm hitting the road, there's a job an hour drive away from me paying $30 an hour and $100 per day per diem
[INST] Get that loan forgiven! Better than options. [/INST] Nah, government salary is whack. I'm in the private sector, so the 'Man' in this case is some faceless insurance behemoth
[INST] Aw man I wore a blue collar yesterday and almost opted for straight pink this morning but went red/white checkers.... could pass for pink from a distance though I guess? [/INST] Are you hitting on me
[INST] From the state who helped delivered Lord Trump. It’s our faggoty pleasure [/INST] I live in Ohio, how do I subscribe to license plate insider trading?
[INST] > we keep hitting all time highs every day > has nothing to do with current fiscal policy Wew lawd [/INST] Yeah but obama took over in 08 when we were fucked royally. The economy that he handed to trump was very healthy in relative terms and his policy decisions clearly are good when the markets are already up. I don't think trumps policies would work in a downturn and indeed I don't think he'd change them much in that scenario
[INST] buy weeklies that dont expire tomorrow [/INST] But would they really be fds if I wasn’t getting dicked by theta?
[INST] I left public about 1.5 months ago and currently trading from home. Im considering 3 options: go back to work but look for industry or a finance gig, gear up for grad school, or try to make it as a trader. [/INST] Nice. What level were you in public? Industry is pretty solid. Get in at a nice private company that doesn’t have too crazy of hours or deadlines. Decent pay and great quality of life.
[INST] Kinda watered down after Obama, The Drone Master got one, don't ya think, snowflake? [/INST] Watered down? More like pissed on. I'm sure Drumpf will take a dumpf on his.
[INST] Look closer, hes actually in the bottom right [/INST] Look closer... He is both.
[INST] Mu went from $63 to $45 2 months ago, no reason it can't do it again. [/INST] But will it with the announced $10B buyback?
[INST] Damn near hit ATH today, and the premiums are expensive for any kind of FD play. I expect it to beat on earnings. But not enough to warrant a bunch of calls. [/INST] I agree on the premiums being high, probably not the best play there. However, to your other point of it almost being at ATH, no other tech stock gives a god damn fuck about that right now, so might as well yolo.
[INST] I dont k ow I had calls on h and r block . . That was shit [/INST] Yeah that one got smoked...
[INST] Stonk will go up before next Earnings. [/INST] So 32 at 7/13 , got it
[INST] AMD $18 weekly calls What the fuck [/INST] what in the hell...
[INST] you complaining about $100 loss? Oh boy, options are not for you [/INST] I do understand the risk but opening a trade at a loss does not seem to be a great idea.
[INST] I know right? Who keeps renting these things? [/INST] Buddy of mine sent an article the other day, anecdotal to a specific market i know, but the last 3 luxury apartment complexes built in and around College Station (Texas A&M) are all at like \~60%, \~53%, and \~23% occupancy, so the answer at least there, is no one is renting them. I don't doubt its similar in other markets or will get there soon
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[INST] No, you’re just retarded in the sad way not the good way [/INST] post your positions bitch.
[INST] great value, I'll take 2 [/INST] Make that 3
[INST] Filter WSB by 'new' and steal smarter people's ideas before the mods delete anything with any semblance of rationality. Claim credit for trades afterwards. [/INST] Can't help but notice you haven't commented on my DDs. That's a sure sign I'm doing something wrong.
[INST] This is both a funny and terrifying realization... [/INST] Derp
[INST] So my mu 90 calls have a chance? [/INST] If my math is correct, the stock would need to hit 90 not 80.
[INST] Heroin. [/INST] Dick Heroin
[INST] yeah but at least he didnt get shot [/INST] Still worthless and pretty much dead.
[INST] The biggest benefit is losing a fuck ton of money unless it’s a put then you’d make money Source: I do this every time losing a fuck ton of money [/INST] hahahaha
[INST] I was kidding. [/INST] Well share the pain man! Misery loves company. How much are we talking about here. I think AMD going to drop to at least 14 soon.
[INST] Why is the world cup good for Twitter? [/INST] Look up how many people watch the world cup
[INST] > romi rain Oddly specific .... [/INST] Have you seen that ass?
[INST] That's why I said I'm waiting for an inflection point... [/INST] Greetings, user Speakgood! Nurse here. Give me like, a book to read on this shit or something. I have three or four free days a week to teach myself how to be a more sophisticated idiot. Yours Truly, User SweetBoobies
[INST] What you just start investing?. 2017 was a fucking anomaly. Sp500 going up 20% in a nice and calm manner is not even remotely close to normal/consistent. That's a 100% above the consistent historic norms (~10 percent gains) A 2017 type run will not happen again for a long ass time. [/INST] The whole point of this gif is that it should a crazy bull rush, taking down literally everything. 2018 has been more typical. Some ups, some downs, generally flat on pace for 6%. The gif fits way better for 17 than 18 so far.
[INST] He'd be working a 9.00 an hour welding job right now. [/INST] 25/hour start minimum from what I've seen.
[INST] Root on my JD and XLF calls Look to buy some MU fds after closing a few JD calls possibly [/INST] I'm looking to make an entry in JD as well.
[INST] >Fomc tomorrow with rate hike Shouldn't banks be up? BAC is down [/INST] Takes time
[INST] I live in Ohio, how do I subscribe to license plate insider trading? [/INST] We'll PM you shortly with the details. Can't be posting about it publicly or else the SEC might catch on and patch up the license plate trading loophole.
[INST] Did you google that or guess correctly in the first try? [/INST] omfg
[INST] I'm Schwab. They have like an aural quiz lol, if I share what I know about options from here they are more likely to suspend my account [/INST] they will just lock you out of your account and move all your funds into an IRA to protect you from yourself. it's their fiduciary responsibility.
[INST] When I was a kid you had to have at least 2 Far Side t-shirts. [/INST] My fav is still the dogs driving to work.
[INST] Sacrifice $1000 to my paypal [/INST] ah yes the ol financial dominatrix.
[INST] Lol alright man I’ll guild you if it does. [/INST] im sold / all in
[INST] Are you hitting on me [/INST] Haha what? No way. That’d be gay. I just think it’d be cute if we were matching today 😘
[INST] Fuck it why stop at 2k? I want the cheapest OTM contract possible, since making more money is the name of the game [/INST] Someone let me know if they figure out how to buy fds that expire in < 1 hr
[INST] why don't you just pass those $$ to me instead? [/INST] he literally is with some of my covered calls ^^
[INST] Fuck 17% down after..hope you had puts [/INST] I'm down 6% overall :(
[INST] Well fuck me [/INST] Doesn't the report say that the earnings were great?
[INST] You do [/INST] i don't tho
[INST] Did you even read [the post](https://i.imgur.com/FiL3sLI.png)? Like I said, I enter a toe-hold position to test market sentiment and if it ebbs in my favor, I'll increase risk. The toe-hold position was $3k on a $70k portfolio that never actually executed, because I wanted a significant margin of safety to make the bet. But, I guess it's much easier to watch from the bleachers and play backseat investor. [/INST] Oh I didn't look at the status lol. Good thing it didn't fill. FOSL has been unstoppable. But it looks primed for a short here soon.
[INST] Love when some of them refer to options as 'derivatives' too. [/INST] I mean they are a derivative, but nobody calls them that unless they are trying to brag to their friends who don’t know anything
[INST] Then 20 million to $2.41 [/INST] Just enough for a couple dollar menu tendies
[INST] I never learn to buy puts on er .... er is historically bad [/INST] Buying puts or calls during er is a bad idea because of IV crush unless it moves a lot in one direction. I suggest to buy it after the er, take advantage of cheaper puts and calls and ride the wave.
[INST] Which means chance of them adding even more rate hikes in 2018 [/INST] Are you saying that the market is correcting itself in preparation for higher than normal rate hikes?
[INST] I’m long and bought calls. $ROPE [/INST] It will go up. Hopefully after merger is complete in a week
[INST] Where do you work at? I'm a lowly flowback operator in Northern Colorado. Mostly just work with frac and drill out the plugs once they leave. [/INST] Independent petroleum [geologist](https://vimeo.com/274792100) that lives in [Colorado](http://imgur.com/gallery/MppmGKm).
[INST] Holy shit I thought you were joking [/INST] That's from a show called 30 rock
[INST] No I interviewed for em though a month ago. Just waiting on em to call me now, they said it would take a month or two so....if they don't call in another week or two I'm hitting the road, there's a job an hour drive away from me paying $30 an hour and $100 per day per diem [/INST] > romi rain And?? Where is it at? Carpenter here.
[INST] Which stonks can I use this strategy for? Ground breaking stuff [/INST] Just check which stocks people are bullish on in your stocktwits app
[INST] That's what people said when he reached 80k and look where he's at now [/INST] Haters will be haters. They dont see the sanctity of his strategy that would make him the greatest yoloer in history of wsb to have won and lost so much.
[INST] He can't stop [/INST] CANT STAHHHP STAHHHP *reverb*
[INST] can i transfer all the upvotes on my comment to this one? because its way better [/INST] Downvoted you and upvoted him. Done.
[INST] To the call writers probably [/INST] Nice one, faggot.
[INST] this will happen eventually, but they're in the birthing stages of their model 3 assembly lines ... they have backorders up the asshole and are perfecting their (more) autonomous assembly lines. Firing from production *right now* makes zero sense. If they can trim the exec/management fat this early, that's a great sign of an efficient operation (office-level, at least) [/INST] You’re probably correct. To a negative thinker this spells “I’m running out of money”, however.
[INST] Okay will do This is the first bear case that makes sense to me [/INST] Makes no sense to me. Lots of big tech companies lay off 10% of their work force and it's usually a smart decision. Both AMD and intel recently did it (in 2014, 2016, and 2017). and their stocks are at all time highs. This guys knows women's jewelry and chinese pump and dumps, not tech companies. Not discounting that he makes a lot of money betting on what he knows but he doesn't know TSLA (which is probably why he doesn't know how to play it).
[INST] It's 50/50 after all..... [/INST] > 51/49 ftfy
[INST] Guessing you couldn't afford it either [/INST] Hence my anger.
[INST] I got ya. What were your calls out of curiosity? [/INST] 8/17 $75 calls and 10/19 $80 calls So plenty of time for them to rebound, but it just sucks because everything is positive about the stock and then one analyst stops it's movement and it has a history of a big selloff after earnings. I'll need a miracle to just break even at this rate
[INST] Moonraker standing by [/INST] NullPointer standing by
[INST] Do you think I'm a faggot? Of course it's real money. My only regret is that I have to manually execute the trades. I really want it to automatically buy and sell for me. If I can do that, and I'm *slightly* more confident in wizdaddy's performance - I'll put 10k into my account and let him have at it. And have it automatically post updates either in a sidebar on the site, or to here. That's legit on my plans. [/INST] So algo trading with a drunk wizard. That’s as WSB as it gets. Gl but personally I’m not confident enough in my code to ever let something I make auto trade for me I’d be having a never ending anxiety attack scratching my skin like a meth addict. Idk call me a faggot
[INST] Nah I’m just talking about the fact that he said “two months” and it’s his 1 day chart [/INST] Dude I was looking at that chart going “*maybe my yes are off... but those slopes look a little more aggressive than that measly 1.4%*”
[INST] Yeah I need to weight the random picker against volume probably. [/INST] You should weight it against the bid-ask spread on the ATM contracts, if anything
[INST] I find his way of explaining things much easier to understand than buffet as well. Not to take anything away from warren, I love that guy too. [/INST] Yeah, same. Not that Warren's arrogant, but he often takes day-to-day investors for fools and just tells them to lock their money in SPY for decades. Lynch makes me feel like anyone can be a great stock picker if they know what they're doing and exercise some level of discipline.
[INST] Assuming you still have money to play with after your losses. [/INST] get an unsecured loan and buy weeklies, got it
[INST] Im trying to catch autism, where do you watch for this kind of news. Ive been looking a ton on finviz but its hard to keep up. [/INST] There are some serious implications kiddo. If you want to ball out you better take heed and listen closely when that fucker speaks tomorrow. All your future high school sex will depend on your ability to reason tomorrow.
[INST] What's the smallest car you sell? [/INST] Mini coopers, tons of the little fuckers.
[INST] yeah its useful as fuck if youre talking to oldfags and trying to sound responsible 'yes Mr. and Mrs. Cunninghampton, I primarily stick to managing my diversified index fund portfolio for steady growth, but lately i have been incorporating various derivative-based strategies to more precisely target speculative opportunities' translation: 'i bought 5 shares of SPY and put the rest in MU monthlies bitch' [/INST] Can I use this?
[INST] Hey chill out with this actual advice, they may be reading and this could put future content at risk [/INST] I’m that case... he means section 69. You hear that? You need to call the SEC and say “yes hello, I am trying to register me and my aunt under section 69”. Edit: “my aunt AND I”. You don’t want to sound like some sort of backwoods idiot calling.
[INST] Noooo is this true? I thought for sure in order to manage anyone’s money you had to register as a “licensed” investor [/INST] A pal of mine I've been talking to about this stuff already offered to send me some checks. I didn't say anything. I'd like to learn how to lose my own money for awhile first.
[INST] Glad it worked out. Tendies are tendies. Don't be worried about sticking to your risk tolerance limits - it'll work out better for you in the long-run. [/INST] Thanks man! If you don’t mind sharing your plays in the future I’d be indebted, again I appreciate the help
[INST] I was told diversification is for fags and all in MU. [/INST] Truth