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[INST] Two analysts both publish bearish articles and let each other know ahead of time so the other one can short it. [/INST] Plz no
[INST] Don't use technical analysis in this thesis. What you're mentioning above is all fundamental analysis also... Most finance professors think TA is complete bullshit, and will not appreciate it at all. Unless your friend can come up with some quantitative technical modeling analysis, avoid even mentioning the words 'technical analysis'. [/INST] Interesting. I thought TA was widely accepted stuff. I'm an English major, so clearly I don't know dick.
[INST] ..and when it hits 16? [/INST] I drive into a guard rail at 100+ mph in a high speed car chase after stealing a Nintendo switch from Bestbuy
[INST] I would rather have the $14k in cocaine.... 😅 [/INST] Sometimes the rush is better, a lot of times the rush is better.
[INST] Yeah.. the taxes sucked. Good news this year, probably no taxes lol [/INST] Count on that.
[INST] Dude, trumps a known champion level wrestler. You don’t wanna get in the cell with him [/INST] In 2018, Donald Trump threw my tendies off of Hell in a Cell plummeting 15 feet through an announcer's table.
[INST] Honestly, wtf. [/INST] Press take dump and wank, never go in fully loaded
[INST] Lik 98% reason Stock. I’ve just got into options the last month or two. Mixed results on them lol I seem to do better writing calls than buying them or puts [/INST] Well done. I would definitely be interested in checking out that discord once summer rolls around if you don't mind. I don't work in the summer so I have a ton of free time.
[INST] To each his own. Best of luck. [/INST] Hey I appreciate the input though. I absolutely agree with you. This is a risky stock which has been dishing out risky rewards. There is a truth to not overthinking certain stocks sometimes. Momentum can really push or kill a company in a day
[INST] I fucked up last week too. I bought the weakness on sfix, but sold at 22.36 for a 55k profit cause I was too busy w my day job to pay attention. She ran up to 26.3. I shorted it tho, hoping for a pull back to 21-20 for another 60k in profit. [/INST] Man, I locked in Tesla today for a measly 2.3K, when last week it was 9.8K...
[INST] Someone should write up an actual thesis on why Martin shkreli should be pardoned and we can meme it into existence [/INST] 'He dindu nuffin'
[INST] It is reassuring that we’ve got experts to tell us that crazy-looking people do indeed look crazy. [/INST] Psychopaths are very overrepresented in CEOs, she's just a particularly creepy one.
[INST] I don’t do stop loss, I just buy OTM puts for insurance https://i.imgur.com/gMaw5Y9.jpg [/INST] are you planning to roll these forward at a loss as it goes up?
[INST] A little under a million, though I only trade with a quarter of that. The rest is in pansy ass mutual funds and CDs so I don’t blow the account. [/INST] LJM was a mutual fund that blew up. Nothing is safe.
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[INST] WTF did I just read? [/INST] Gay agenda
[INST] June 5th I was early to the party. [/INST] What the fuck? Only you and this filipino guy I know buy $FIT pre-Citron.
[INST] I don't know man, if I had to pick a streaming device that will still be around and supported in the next 10-15 years the Shield would be at the bottom of the list. [/INST] The Shield is still supported?
[INST] Next earnings should be spicy AF [/INST] Good time to sell before the earnings announcement?
[INST] Public companies [/INST] seriously who the fuck ever is dumb enough to give this lizard bitch money deserves to lose everything
[INST] gotta pump to dump my nigga [/INST] when dump?
[INST] He used a bot to randomly pick an option to buy and then he entered the wrong information when making the trade. [/INST] How smart is this bot..........? 🤔
[INST] there was a large sell-off when it hit $15.85 around 3:30 [/INST] the entire tech sector took a shit though
[INST] You are misinformed. [/INST] No he's not. Vega is a larger die that consumes way more power and needs fucking hbm to even scratch the heels of gp104. Nvidia is launching new gpunarchitecture soon and all.akd has is 7nm vega
[INST] It is not. It's overhyped, and there is no way of knowing whether the existing companies will ever pass clinical studies. Eventually there will probably be a good medical use for it, but these companies may not even be around when that happens. [/INST] BUT it's a meme stock. That's worth something.
[INST] No, its just legalized crack. [/INST] are you retarded
[INST] how are you mentally? do you have loved ones nearby you can lean on for support? [/INST] I....I've been better. If MU isn't a fag I will be happy.
[INST] if i wanna play long, is it too late to buy @today's price 252? i guess after earnings it will fall at least 10$ ? [/INST] Not sure to be honest. I think it'll still go up the next couple days but of course that's just me guessing.
[INST] That's nice and all, but how does this make them money? [/INST] Because making money as a company isn’t the only thing to increase stonk price.
[INST] Today and tomorrow. https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm [/INST] /u/hiss_spat_ima_cat - both a tart and not a tart.
[INST] omg this is a fucking trading subreddit. look at the 5 year chart on any of the indexes. don't you think it's strange that the dow broke both 20k and 25k under trump within his first year? daily ATH's in growth areas like tech. consumer confidence is up. corporate taxes have been repatriated. earnings are at an all time high. are you delusional? [/INST] To be fair Obama had a pretty good run too. Spy went from ~80 at its lowest to ~220 and that is with sluggish growth restarting an economy. Tl;dr apples and oranges. so if we could all get this “not my president reeeee” and “obummer reeeee” garbage off this subreddit and tell me which meme otm FD to buy that would be great.
[INST] All of them, at the same time. [/INST] at the same time!?
[INST] What if instead of doing nothing all day you whipped up a better backend for wizdaddy with AI and stuff thatd be neat [/INST] No. What you say is heresy. Wizdaddy is perfect as is. Getting NXPI calls because of him today. We'll see how that goes.
[INST] I need something; tired of being fat [/INST] Got to be careful of this though. Usually when people stop these pills they immediately gain back the wait for 2 reasons: 1.) usually the weight lost is short term water weight 2.) they don’t change diet or eating habits which will immediately fuck your weight right back up. Wanna get skinny? All in mu 12 puts 7/20 and lose all your money. Can’t eat if you don’t have money.
[INST] 1 I was joking 2 I don’t want to short a company if I was to be serious, I would want to short the entire system at once, SPY or another similar would probably be the closest. [/INST] Addressing 2, you would be much better shorting specific names. Companies will drop to zero or close but an indice doesnt. Anecdotally i made a lot more money shorting re companies during the crash in 06-08 than the overall decline of sp500
[INST] Cause OP is a fag and wants to trick us. I was just pointing out that the interest doesn't matter to OP, not that you were stupid to point out the interest. [/INST] Ahh sorry bro
[INST] Check the death cross of the 50 day MA under the 200 day MA [/INST] Yeah. But I’m not big on technicals except when they support my theory on a stock. AMATs business is just too good for it to drop lower.
[INST] $7/20 $140c? [/INST] We ride or die together
[INST] Maybe [/INST] Good enough for me
[INST] Oh hell ya, average down on those puts and buy some more. That way your average dollar loss per contract doesn't look as bad. Although the % loss probably won't change in the end. [/INST] -100% is still -100% All you did was make the loss even bigger by buying more puts. I would just close em all for whatever and buy calls to ride the train back to ATHs.
[INST] If I ever post again, go long med supply companies. #3 means medical miracle. Falcon punch - if the abortion works, long Nintendo. Still short every condom company. [/INST] > Still short every condom company. You're assuming they care if they sell a working product. That'd be like shorting Volvo because they care about safety. Volvo cares about safety because it's a marketing gimmick that makes rich white people drive like retards without a care in the world. If they actually gave a fuck about safety, they wouldn't sell cars. Cars are dangerous.
[INST] You, sir, are wrong. Watson is the most advanced in sentiment mining, able to do advanced negation handling, recursive negation, negation with inversion, adverbial modification, etc. Maybe you're thinking of something like chat bot sentiment? [/INST] I’m really not. And Watson is something of a punchline in industry. But getting into this argument with you isn’t likely to be very fruitful, so we can leave it there.
[INST] Hitler signed a very comprehensive document with Stalin. [/INST] The Ribbentrop Pact was to buy time
[INST] You don't need good coffee if your average customer is just there for the sugar and flavorings. [/INST] Yup and this is my problem. I drink black coffee 90% of the time and with the the occasional cappuccino through in to the mix. Only milk and espresso in the cappuccino.
[INST] Not the same one. [/INST] No, it is. Read.
[INST] Wtf happened to wsb. Are people really giving op shit for bad financial decisions and poor options strategy? [/INST] dude, we are mocking him in his stupidity. now if he make tendis he can rub it in our faces, that how it works.
[INST] massive if verifiable [/INST] Yuge if not fake news.
[INST] I’m new to this: does that mean owners of the stock are offering their shares for Covered Call contracts deep ITM because if the stock tanks they have protected themselves by getting out or are they thinking the stock will really go low and this way they can keep the stock and collect a large sum? [/INST] Depending on what he calls 'deep in the money' It could just mean they were sold a long time ago and they didn't expect it to be this high. I would consider $12-13 deep in the money right now, but 3 months ago those seems like pretty comfortable call sales.
[INST] Damn.. I’m kinda hoping you get it below 14 now [/INST] Me too 😭
[INST] Fair enough [/INST] To end it, they're currently worth $3900 each.
[INST] 45 minutes. [/INST] A fucking Mazing!
[INST] >It's a marathon, not a sprint. This is r/wallstreetbets, right? [/INST] Yeah, but apparently telling people to spend the $500 on a smith and wesson retirement package isn't kosher.
[INST] If only he could bring the level of work ethic to the rest of his presidency that he brings to debates and conferences. [/INST] Well the cocaine has to wear off eventually
[INST] The vocals are strategy. I could be wrong but my guess is KJU is an attention seeker. By bringing him out into the public, maybe he has to save face by sticking to it. His dad didn’t when Carter went and signed a deal but those days were different. I also think Trump looked him in the eye and scared him. Our boi isn’t a typical president. [/INST] I wouldn't want anyone else dealing with NK. He won't back down
[INST] I cumed [/INST] Came*
[INST] 52 week high tho [/INST] Yeah, cause they haven't done anything for years.
[INST] You'd be heading out to get a new car if those were options [/INST] $65 strike 7/20 calls 😄
[INST] I'm like a solutions architect / technical architect for IT systems. Focusing on pre-sales and sales aspect. Niche in the cloud. [/INST] My cousin does that and makes all the dollars.
[INST] good, up 16.5% on the day so far. I am not one of those quick in and out boys with weekly \+20% i like big boy tendies. Ps\- you do realize what meetings are coming up and what happens to extremely leveraged companies during rate hikes right? [/INST] Enlighten us
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[INST] My dude just gives me adjustments, and I ask him what else should I do cause I go to the gym a lot so maybe there's some stretches or workouts I should be performing and he hasn't given me any. He's like I want to wait for a few more sessions to give you stretches. So I show up for 15 minutes, he does three cracks/adjustments (neck, mid back and lower) then I pay him $50 bucks. It feel like I'm getting ripped off. [/INST] Yep. That’s bullshit. I would stop and find a better practitioner or a physical therapist.
[INST] Awesome. Yea I bought the dip. Also one thing to remember is although in perfect world every scientist would be completely unbiased however they are still humans and sometimes 'encouraged' to perhaps lean a certain way at times. Big money is going to start flowing into this and money always corrupts. [/INST] Yea for sure. This is a loooooong way off anyway.
[INST] what a cum buck...still holding my 65 6/15 FD's. [/INST] Sell those fucks for sure
[INST] I'm going to buy ~~6/22~~ 6/29 $50 puts just as cheap insurance, I really doubt it'll drop below $55 but MU swings like a bipolar drunk [/INST] Mu went from $63 to $45 2 months ago, no reason it can't do it again.
[INST] Sorry, not everyone can have a 130 IQ like you and be a master of debate on reddit. [/INST] See, you keep drawing inferences based on what you want to *think* about me, rather than based on what I've actually *said*. I don't know why, other than I said something mean about pwesident twump. And here I was thinking it was the left that are snowflakes.
[INST] How do you have time to trade [/INST] Different time zones make it challenging. If something crazy happens I can always text the lady and she will make the trade.
[INST] Can't lose more than 100% but you can gain Infinity% [/INST] this guy gets it
[INST] I'm sure it's a great store if you're buying on someone else's dime. [/INST] Yep. Just saying that a lot of these types shop there.
[INST] Down 20% right now 🙃 [/INST] Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (AMD) 15.79+0.06 (+0.41%) As of 12:20PM EDT. Market open.
[INST] Money is overrated theyre making internet clout [/INST] The stonks, where the possibility of making money in the future outweighs making that same amount of money right now
[INST] I was looking at MU this morning. I was late to a meeting, tossed my phone in my pocket, and ran down the hallway. Got into the conference room, pulled put my phone and saw this. Definitely didn't do this on purpose. Buying single contracts is not autistic. And Im pretty sure I have developed Autism. [/INST] What is the position? $90 6/15? Edit: Nvm I’m retarded lol
[INST] Seems fine to me, up 27% or something on that this week. [/INST] Hah, true. Guess he's right in the end. I certainly would have bailed out of the 6/15 position by now. Might give this one another look though for future plays.
[INST] Exactly, AMD is in a nice position right now but they won't sustain a high valuation until they prove their growth with ERs, as well as give a long term plan now that one of their biggest talent left for Intel. [/INST] Wat. They've been destroying ERs for quite a few quarters now. Their stock value has been sitting low for no reason except what a lot of people have suspected to be market manipulation.
[INST] your still fat tho [/INST] I am =(
[INST] There are dozens of us. [/INST] Taking my Civil PE in Oct!
[INST] OP why'd you take a picture of yourself and put it in the top right square? [/INST] Look closer, hes actually in the bottom right
[INST] That all makes sense to me except WFC. Any particular reason? [/INST] Stock's at a discount due to bad recent PR, earnings have been strong and poised for growth. Good 3-5 year investment, likely to come back to higher valuation levels since the street's memory is short on PR when the company is able to post good financial results. I don't have time to really write out an overall in-depth analysis, and another reason was to diversify away from only tech. I see financials having room to run w/ tax breaks, etc. and rising treasury yield helps them make more money.
[INST] call them and they'll give you like 40 free trades. [/INST] thanks, they only gave me 10 but i'll take it.
[INST] I’m in heavy (by my standards) on MU but they are under investigation for price manipulation which might be holding them back a bit, and whether we like it or not that crappy analyst from MS holds some weight. It’s already a very touch and go stock without the “noise” [/INST] Under investiagation by who? China? Laughable. Buybthe fear and uncertainty. That is how money is made with Micron.
[INST] There are three of us! (Business Analytics) [/INST] Four of us, feminist lit.
[INST] If you don’t mind me asking, what made you change careers? I’m currently working as a civil design engineer and have had thoughts of going back to school. [/INST] Probably the money
[INST] at the same time!? [/INST] yes the same feed, of the same president
[INST] >Yolo $100 [/INST] Some people are homeless and trade at the local cybercafe
[INST] What version of Robinhood is this? [/INST] BING Finance Pro
[INST] I'm just buying more at this point for 7/20. Got them all the way down to $11 strikes. [/INST] F
[INST] I have been selling OTM puts on the dips. Worst case I get some cheap TSLA stock to sell covered calls against. Best case it jumps back and I buy the puts back for 50%-75% less a week later. Repeat [/INST] I like this strategy. Never thought of it.
[INST] >maxed out on my purchase power for long stocks you do realize they charge interest right? so, with margin you have to make profit+interests to brake even. [/INST] I did not know this at all! Holy shit can you please educate me?
[INST] Positions: https://imgur.com/a/CWjX1Mk You will see me leave about 600$ on the table for TLSA from not trusting my instinct, but other than that these account for over 90% of my Tendies. [/INST] Nice bro you're making some good moves
[INST] That’s a yes [/INST] It wasn't a no.
[INST] I wouldn't want anyone else dealing with NK. He won't back down [/INST] When the crazy kid down the street starts stealing bikes, keying cars and threatening to kill your dog you don't send your valedictorian sister to deal with him, you send your older brother with neck tattoos and three felonies. Trump is the older brother with neck tattoos.
[INST] Same. What kind of work are you doing at the moment? [/INST] I left public about 1.5 months ago and currently trading from home. Im considering 3 options: go back to work but look for industry or a finance gig, gear up for grad school, or try to make it as a trader.
[INST] People actually buying the cars dont care about that, only butthurt traders with overinflated egos do. That doesn't affect their fundamentals. [/INST] Do you not have any idea how asset impairment works? Thanks for affirming your comments aren't worth replying to...
[INST] Those two actually have decent products. The iPhone has way better ux and reliability, margins, and availability than Tesla does. [/INST] Yeah Tesla only had >450,000 people put down a $1000 desposit for the model 3. And model S/X are among the top selling cars in their class.
[INST] did you even read my post? it seems like you have no idea when a wash sale applies i'll help you out - https://www.google.com/search?q=wash+sale&oq=wash+sale [/INST] What do you expect from a janitor?
[INST] I am /U8, are you still using /M8? [/INST] Yeah I'm in M8. Where'd you get in at?
[INST] Cool. I've got some tsla. What about Uber or who else for automous vehicles??? [/INST] Uber is private. I believe Softbank has a stake. Google owns Waymo, which is also working on AVs. Nvidia has a large part of its revenues coming from AI. FPGAs (XLNX, INTL) might take off in the future for inference, but it's hard to say if it will be the case.
[INST] I’m bad too. Sell it and join the winning side. I sold everything to buy all AMD lol [/INST] RemindMe! 10 days
[INST] Here we go again [/INST] There it goes, again..Only $300 now, but think about how i have 35 days for this to rip up more.
[INST] = a savings of ten dollars annually [/INST] You'd be surprised.
[INST] I see well I had never heard of it till today. I put $50 in it seems pretty cool so far. I used etrade a while back. [/INST] You used etrade but then only put 50 dollars in a trading platform. Foh