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[INST] You know EL got crushed on earnings, right? That DD seemed like some horrendous copy pasta from Zacks or some shit. [/INST] Fuck you are right, so my broker saved my ass after all. That dip afterwards was fucking juicy in hindsight.
[INST] 1760 cups in a gallon [/INST] Imperial gallon or American gallon?
[INST] I went from $160k -> $100k. Calls expire on June 22 and July 20 hopefully it hits back there back then. No trade wars please [/INST] Mine expire tomorrow. I’m fucked
[INST] 200% agree. Holding 2 July calls and 2 August. Mu mooned, amd has its turn. Now it’s Broadcom s time to shine. [/INST] hell yea. MU isn't going anywhere till there earnings. Its gonna drop down to 56 support again. All aboard AVGO
[INST] I want to say thank you so so much. I didn't have a ton of money to put into this, only a couple hundred bucks. already up over $1000. Rainin' tendies all week. [/INST] That's awesome! :D
[INST] Absolutely making it to 60. No chance its not. Honestly, i’d do a call 65 too. More on the 60 and a yolo on 65 calls [/INST] Good luck on the 65 calls!
[INST] I'll allow it [/INST] $14.99 baby. I'm in the green!
[INST] Anddd it’s down [/INST] Someone had to go and mention it... crapped all over itself today. I honestly thought it'd stay up today too.
[INST] Spend indiscriminately on volatile investments and get down to your margin maintenance balance. [/INST] In that regard I'm a pussy, I don't fux with margin.
[INST] Don't know who rosebud is or if that article is him but that is ballsy [/INST] How the fuck do you not know who rosebud is?
[INST] Won would like to have a word with your Yuan [/INST] Which ONE?!
[INST] You’re probably gonna get rekt by next week [/INST] Just recovered all my lost money and am profitable now. Should I just sell it
[INST] Can confirm, asian KFC is pretty damn good. However, I dunno if I would take that over a Japanese convenience store... [/INST] lol yeah, sometimes in hk you just really don't want anything fussy tho
[INST] You have to understand.... [/INST] P R O F I T A B L E
[INST] The break even price is right there in the image my guy.. [/INST] I’m an idiot. So it is. This is a pretty ballsy play - are you planning to sell before hand or hold till expiry?
[INST] Dozens! How much does a baseball game cost to go to? $50? Football, $100? Yeah, so $20 a month seems cheap compared to going to the actual game, even if you could go [/INST] Going to the game you use actual resources of the stadium. Like the people who work there etc. there is no cost watching at home.
[INST] I've been holding since August.... [/INST] They have a decent dividend so I don’t mind holding. I really thought they were going to take off. Lowering guidance really put a damper on things.
[INST] Really? Where? I cannot see them. I can only see DJX, SPX and Nasdaq options. [/INST] You need to type in the names for a lot of them. The UI is hella unintuitive. For example Microsoft calls come up if you type in Microsof, Activision blizzard if you type in Activis Just have a go typing in big name meme stocks and see what comes up. Don’t search, let it auto search for you.
[INST] Euro currency [/INST] Na that can't be it. Maybe it has to do with the gender and/or sexuality of the investor?
[INST] yeah I never got that 'Tesla Mobility' part. [/INST] Tesla made an app for their phone. That phone app allows (not currently) the user to turn their car into a 'taxi' while they are at work. Basically it Highlights AutoPilot to be a selfservice taxi system when you are out doing other shit, you make money allowing your car to be a taxi. It will never happen until AutoPilot is 100% (working) autonomous and the Government allows 100% autonomous cars to be on the road.
[INST] Yeah ;( Algorithms are set up to hard core sell as soon as it approaches $60.50 [/INST] My strike for tomorrow :(
[INST] even higher numbers in dollars so who cares [/INST] What broker is this?
[INST] Why do you have such a hard on for tesla 🤔 [/INST] OTM puts
[INST] > $65 here we come! I agree! [/INST] Prepare your $90 by 7/20 calls
[INST] Already sold [/INST] good id would of hated for you to miss out
[INST] Is it finanzen.net? Looks like their app. [/INST] yeeeeeeeeee
[INST] After reading your post and contemplating it, I am quite surprised at how many of those words I actually knew. [/INST] 'Hmm options... Yes. Those are how I lose money... Index, mhmm... That's usually used with the acronym ETF, which I know is something that will not get me a yacht.'
[INST] Nah I worked delivery and had more fun than my current office job. Depends on the people you work with I guess [/INST] Delivery was fine. Once you were management, it started turning to shit. Lot of uppers being assholes
[INST] I almost sold yesterday like a faggot on a bike. [/INST] Faggot, thanks for holding.
[INST] Good one. [/INST] Yeah, real amazon burn there.
[INST] $TPR [/INST] Tpr already shat after ER might go up now
[INST] If there were no faggots like you losing money there would be no faggots like me making money. [/INST] He got puts. Both of you faggots are making money, as Am I, as soon as it drops more
[INST] As an $APH bagholder.....yes. Yes you should, and thats my totally unbiased altruistic opinion 😏 [/INST] Love this subbbbb
[INST] Margin call = ouch [/INST] Unlimited time for leveraged returns to play out = ☺️
[INST] Long Mexico? [/INST] Bad idea. The commies are gonna win the presidency and congress on July 1st. Short.
[INST] Just buy MTCH, they're expanding heavily in east Asia, plus India [/INST] Plus it’s on sale today god dammit
[INST] But in the US dollar it DOES come at the end. Because cents are fractional pieces of dollars and the period is separating dollars and cents. In others 23.000,05 is the way you do it and that is separating dollars from dollars. It just aesthetically makes no sense if you're not used to it. [/INST] I wasn't saying their acid tripping way is better, and I write numbers properly too. Was just saying the period doesn't come at the end of 7436.89, it just comes at a different place in the middle. Canada writes numbers properly AND uses logical metric. You'd enjoy it. And we legalize weed today.
[INST] I'm in it for the money. Gimme the code. [/INST] GIMME THE LOOT.
[INST] was I wrong? [/INST] Yes
[INST] I bet mine is harder [/INST] Prove it faggot.
[INST] I'll tell you in about 8 hours. EDIT: Hey man, you might be good, but I'll let you know for sure in about 5 hours. [/INST] My man
[INST] It definitely crashed hard from 15 to 9. I actually picked it up at 10 and made awesome gains so it definitely did not keep going up forever. That's the definition of a cyclical stock, anyone can see it in the chart I'm waiting for the next plunge like it has already done many times before [/INST] > anyone can see it in the chart Try telling the Muuntruthers that.
[INST] Only have ~$300 cash open so I’m waiting for my 6 calls to get filled right now. Let’s ride. *filled. Here we gooooo [/INST] [https://imgur.com/a/8virLyN](https://imgur.com/a/8virLyN) we are GOLD
[INST] I sure hope so [/INST] That is why I am wearing the diaper. Pee for glee, poop for droop. I am covered either way. Edit: This was far weaker than what I was expecting and I am disappointed.
[INST] What stock would you suggest I invest all my money in? [/INST] MU or AyyMD
[INST] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl\_Qyk9DSUw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_Qyk9DSUw) [/INST] Ha!
[INST] Not just the acquisitions. The financial and health spin offs too. Those are going to basically generating passive income for the mothership that will keep margins high. Same with the investments in best and zto. [/INST] I bought Sept 200 calls here
[INST] Gang bought 2 hours ago. Not worried but Really surprised it dropped another percent [/INST] Rising right now almost made my commish back 😎
[INST] Spot on dude.... I got cold feet and sold my 3 200 P. I was 75% but could of been up 200\-250%. [/INST] same bro. i sold 202.5 puts too early and could of made $500 more. oh well cant get all the gains
[INST] > Not sure if he is serious or just trolling rosebud by refusing to acknowledge his fame. Me? I'm serious. [/INST] Nah it is not really rosebud, it's a joke. The article is interesting though for sure. Dude killed his trading firm by buying so many deep OTM options.
[INST] Me too bro :/ but I'm heavily loaded up on some FB monthlies (190-195 strikes) because I'm convinced they'll recover. This is a huge overreaction and a great opportunity to double down. [/INST] I bought an Apple call instead, don’t want to have a ton of money tied up in FB calls specifically
[INST] This is the only green in the sea of red that is my portfolio today. [/INST] Same here including Carvana
[INST] on the flip side, this will bring down the opening price a bit, just means more profits to book for later. [/INST] Get the losing part out of the way early. It can only go up after that.
[INST] I learned about dark pools before I learned about options. What the fuck is this lady trying to sell us? This fucking commercial is around 5 minutes long. I closed it out when she mentioned she became a mom. Kids will fuck up your life and that's why she wrote a book about 'dark pool secrets' instead of making fat stacks of cash on Wallstreet right? Have to make money AH somehow I guess. [/INST] >What the fuck is this lady trying to sell us? a worthless book for $20
[INST] Lol you think buying 100 is the same? Percentage means nothing if all you’re risking is an xbox you tool. [/INST] Correct me if I’m wrong but I think an Xbox costs a little less than 20k, no?
[INST] I wish I looked as handsome as that guy. [/INST] I bet you do !
[INST] If this trend continues until monday, boom. Profit. [/INST] 'boom, profit' is the exact thing i'd expect whoever doodled this autistic screen grab to say
[INST] My strategy 1. buy the FD on Thursday morning then turn off my trading phone 2. Turn on my trading phone Friday morning at open and sell. [/INST] Honestly though, how is that working for you?
[INST] Just sold. [/INST] Ima hold, I think it’s got another down day in it
[INST] I was about to say... whatever you think is happening at 2:30 will actually be happening the second Mr. HeyLookAtMeI'mTotallyThePresident opens his mouth. [/INST] Here's how it's probably going to go at the North Korea visit: Kim: We want peace and normalization. Trump: Okay hand over all your nukes. Kim: Um no Trump: *walks out* The end
[INST] I really hope you took the profit and rolled it into more calls today [/INST] I sold at 4.10 yesterday and felt good as it was the top for a few hours. Then it made me the bottom and hit 4.80 and felt sad. But I knew Thursday was here so I took the money on the table pounding. Today I woke up to glorious red and I brought back in a week further out expiry for 2.78 for $134C
[INST] sold for a loss. I literally would have made back all of those losses in seconds if I had just waited. [/INST] 'If I had just waited' is the WSB theme song.
[INST] Hahaha i guess the rage came out a little bit there, nah, most of my hate for millenials comes from the fact that by most cutoff points i am one, so i'm unfortunately associated with them [/INST] And you seem like a total asshole.
[INST] Just look at the volume. $15 isn’t a stable price. There’s a smidge of resistance at 14.85 but once it pops that cherry it’s down to 13. [/INST] This was my initial though but it seems unable to break the 14.85 support levels :(
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[INST] Already bought and sold my AMD puts, invested 100% of the gains into 07/20 $62.50 MU Calls [/INST] Pow!
[INST] A classic 3 steps back, 4 steps forward trading strategy in action! [/INST] seems more like the opposite mate
[INST] Prepare your $90 by 7/20 calls [/INST] They're cheap as hell!
[INST] How are those puts looking now? [/INST] You’ve won this round Mr. Plum. We”ll see what tomorrow brings.
[INST] show bobs n vegana. ok rape u later [/INST] Bitch lasagna
[INST] A bunch of random places. Scrape robinhood for quotes and available options. Google trends for random stuff. Several finance sites to pipe into my sentiment analysis stuff. A few other sites that I'm definitely violating their robots.txt oops. But don't let this convince you he knows what he's doing. It's still just about entirely random. A random walk down wall street, with wizdaddy holding your hand [/INST] > A random walk down wall street, with wizdaddy holding your hand This brought a tear to my eye.
[INST] I have 7 SPX 2750 puts 6/8 as well that lost 75% of value yesterday.. bought them yesterday. $4k worth at beginning, mostly gone now but whatever. Easy come easy go. [/INST] I have 30 2750 puts, same boat. Ride or die.
[INST] I started from the bottom and I’m still here. [/INST] bro, you haven't even reached the bottom yet. You're still paying off high school loans.
[INST] I bought those on Tuesday at $0.54. Just sold at $0.17. I'll take it [/INST] Hahaha. This comment embodies WSB.
[INST] He had a rough childhood. [/INST] an awesome childhood..
[INST] Everyone buy in more at 3:45-4 and let’s get this party started [/INST] You're the man.
[INST] Check out $NOW. Down %4.5 today. Still very strong. [/INST] What are you going in at?
[INST] We’re in this together boys [/INST] Sell puts patiently over months, collect premium, use it to buy calls, lose 90% in 1 day.
[INST] The sub can keep saying it longer than you can stay sane. [/INST] i don't think anyone reading this was sane to begin with
[INST] think I might add to my august $55s. or open September 55s [/INST] Remember, remember 21st of September Tech will inevitably drop.
[INST] He got puts. Both of you faggots are making money, as Am I, as soon as it drops more [/INST] Based on this statement and your username, it would appear that we have a lot in common.
[INST] Going to the game you use actual resources of the stadium. Like the people who work there etc. there is no cost watching at home. [/INST] Food vendors who pay for right to sell in the stadium support those costs and then some
[INST] It’s going up don’t worry. [/INST] Well I suppose I owe you a bit of an apology. Bought today at 57 and sold at 59 AH so thanks.
[INST] you FORGOT THE T YOU SHITGIT, fuck you ruined everything. [/INST] Get a fucking dictionary fagoo
[INST] PORQUE NO LOS DOS [/INST] I get what you mean but I've been working full time and going to school for about two years and got burned out. My grades been okay but i would want to focus on school a little since it's only about a year left. i know it's possible since a lot of people do it but still
[INST] Nice post, I learned a little, but I don't understand how I would trade on it. [/INST] That's fine, you're better off understanding it today and then later on, if you continue to learn more about trading, it will all make sense
[INST] I guess no one got the subtle Arrested Development reference... [/INST] Ron Howard: He hadn’t, but he wasn’t going to admit it.
[INST] DUDE.... POST POSITIONS OR GTFO [/INST] warm
[INST] he has the autism [/INST] He should bring him here...
[INST] SHouLdA bOuGhT iQ lIkE A tRuE wSb MeMeR [/INST] there ya go boiiiii
[INST] Who do you have your 401k with? Mine is with fidelity and I wanna manage it myself. [/INST] its called Empower. don’t know much about them but there are a lot of good funds i can choose from. beat the S&P last year with my portfolio
[INST] Time to play the gains! [/INST] Legend
[INST] Same here. [/INST] july 55s checking in
[INST] > I have MU calls and QQQ puts. So... I hope that tech does well but also I hope it doesn't? I'm a confused person. Cause you a trans. [/INST] He wants the QQQ to go down (which tracks the NASDAQ), but wants MU to go up (which is in the NASDAQ).
[INST] No hookers? He does *not* get it. [/INST] He also wont get STDs. Just play with the gold diggers.
[INST] Yeah I mean looking at how it all played out I think those shits and giggles were well worth it. I ended up not losing any money today averaging down actually though so it worked out really nicely for me. Went from being down a couple hundred on them all to up about a hundred so I can’t complain too bad! [/INST] yep worked out well, and who knows what will happen tomorrow if it will continue running or peak-n-drop. Glad we both made some tendies.
[INST] Haha I replied to your comment and you said oversold first. [/INST] No, i said I wouldn’t buy until it’s oversold, why would you buy calls when it’s overbought?
[INST] Yeah but that just brings up shares and CFDs. No options. Could you share a screenshot? Also Warrants same thing as call options? [/INST] [here you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/vJadCdl)
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[INST] Pro tip: you can dream about what to do with the money without spending $2. Chances of actually spending the money remain virtually the same. [/INST] I do it for the mother fucking rush man