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[INST] Nothing like being down 50% to make you realize you should have gotten out when you were up 40% [/INST] When you gonna learn Elon is *the* hype man. People who just utter his name get hype for god sakes.
[INST] still holding my FD bought this morning. 120% up [/INST] Yea wish I held a bit longer....but I got worried Trump might say some shit so I pulled when I was happy with the gains.
[INST] Is dedicated Iron salesman a thing? I think OP stole it from the house wares section of target, where he works. Yes, very autistic [/INST] Door to door iron salesman I presume.
[INST] *what if qqq drops when I buy calls* [/INST] You were supposed to have bought way OTM calls on $QQQ so they were cheap at the time you started the Short, and remember, you only lose how much it costs to buy the calls, so way otm calls would be cheap, and you could load up for like $600-900, and then if $QQQ drops, your future short makes money and your calls will only lose $600-900 ... or whatever you deem your risk tolerance.
[INST] Got an upgrade from Barclays, according to @BioStocks Bought a couple of 7/20 $27 calls this morning cuz I’mma gambler. [/INST] its interesting whats happening right now with institutional buying. for the last 2-3 weeks a couple big whales have been sucking up every VRX single share sold between high 21s and 22.2. price barely budged. that was the consolidation period after the May 8 earnings run up. meanwhile over that 2-3 weeks loads of news had been rolling out: successful refinancing, drug updates in conferences, etc. what we're seeing now is the start of a rocket.
[INST] u/Exotic63 welcome to the brotherhood [/INST] I’ll enjoy my stay. No but seriously yeah it was a stupid post but I’m learning so.
[INST] Some dumb analystits keep screedching 'CyCiLickALaacaAkale' [/INST] Ahhhh makes sense. I think I remember that.
[INST] I mistyped. 6 should be a 9 [/INST] its ok 9 comes right after 6
[INST] And where will you buy these robots? At the same place you buy everything: Amazon [/INST] Now I just imagine Amazon robots loading themselves into Amazon boxes, putting themselves onto Amazon trucks, and driving themselves to Amazon customers..
[INST] Did you buy today or should we wait again tomorrow? [/INST] Today crossed under 30 rsi so should be good but who knows
[INST] Thank you sir [/INST] Selling any?
[INST] It’s grindr you poser. Mods, flair this phony. [/INST] *flair this pony
[INST] I bought a call (only one because $$$) near the high at open because I'm an idiot. Guess what is down like 30% now. Who buys calls after a 9 day straight bull run? This guy. [/INST] Who buys puts too soon and loses 50%? This guy.
[INST] Ya I was at 100% there. Makes sense, I'm pretty new to this so I wasn't sure if it would rebound or what. Was more excited about making a solid call on an option I think. I'll keep it in mind for future. [/INST] No man you did the right thing by taking profits. This is the first step to holding on too long. Just take profits and reenter with a new trade
[INST] Google -> “disgusted dog gif” [/INST] Yes but I'm not the dumb one, the poster above me was.
[INST] Which is quite bad, not saying that AMD is a bad stonk overall, just that it worse than MU and NVDA. [/INST] I'd say the opposite, there's such room to grow. They've got their claws into the CPU market and as much shit as vega gets, it does go toe to toe with a 1080, so it is selling. put it on 7nm and see what happens. I think they could realistically hit $20 in the next 6 months.
[INST] Shouldnt the more expensive options also lead to more incoming cash due to higher prices? [/INST] They won't roll out in big numbers right away though. In time they will raise the margins though, yes.
[INST] Remember, only pick winners and not the losers [/INST] You should write a book
[INST] I hate Intel and prefer amd cuz of the price, but my performance suffered last gen Ryzen is better performance per dollar, but gamers are brainwashed by intel to not try anything new. [/INST] No. They aren't.
[INST] Yeah I bought about 2k worth just now at close. Can't go down forever. [/INST] Prob not a bad play I’m hoping it rebounds tomorrow
[INST] he has best technicians and engineers right now. he directed a company to launch rockets to space. no doubt he can engineer a successful car. though it looks more and more that the most profitable portion of tesla might not even be the car manufacturing part. He's building power grids around the world rn, kinda like an early general electric [/INST] And I hear if you beg real nice, he’ll let you suck on his penis a little bit too. Am I supposed to think that hiring a bunch of people to build a rocket is somehow enough qualification to mass manufacture sedans? Not saying he can’t, but that’s a dumb argument.
[INST] Child molesting, genocide endorsing, money worshipping, white scumbags [/INST] 2 out of 4 isn't bad.
[INST] Buy the spike at open, it will continue to rally throughout the day. [/INST] Biggly if truf
[INST] Why Service Now? [/INST] You have to understand
[INST] There's a post four down from this one that seems to argue otherwise. [/INST] This stuff has been posted all year long. Mods too busy with voting on memes.
[INST] If I did at the time of posting I this I would have been up 300%... [/INST] So what you're saying is you're a giant set of vagina lips.
[INST] I was up $3k+ for 15 minutes on that position @ 9:45. Then up $1k during the day. Up $500 for a bit today. But besides that been red wedding. [/INST] I was up $800 on calls, quickly dropped to -$1,200 just a day later. Holding strong
[INST] Got in on this today, we'll see if it still has some juice for me tomorrow and friday :) [/INST] I’ve been bag holding shares for awhile . Just broke even but holding till 100 or nothing
[INST] I paid your mother for a 'call' last night. Worth every penny. Cheers, Fuckface. [/INST] I don't understand. Why do you want to be retarded
[INST] She has a great personality, okay?!? [/INST] Gotta bang a few 4’s to appreciate a 7.
[INST] I see renaissance and MU in the same article, I say buy $90 calls [/INST] 7/20 expiry? 502 contracts?
[INST] Seriously, that whole 'scandal' is what made me want to get into investing. Deleted Facebook and decided I should buy shares on the same day. It's the most obvious dip to buy ever. WSB was saying 'don't touch fb with a stick' because autism [/INST] > It's the most obvious dip to buy ever. WSB was saying 'don't touch fb with a stick' because autism lol WTF I think most people here recommended BTFD.
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8ou105/mu_giveth_and_mu_taketh_away/ It still stings a bit [/INST] I’m sure it does! most of us have been there at one point though 😂 Good thing it’s only money
[INST] Lookout, we got a badass here [/INST] His portfolio is going up but his karma is going down
[INST] I'm up like 60% on 7/20 calls I bought yesterday. Tomorrow is the senate vote, you think it won't go up more? [/INST] I’m late, per usual, but considering buying some July calls.
[INST] You're right. I forgot. People should notice that AMD is up to $15.24 as of 8:10AM today though. [/INST] Got em
[INST] Good job faggot you deserve it [/INST] The comment I was expecting
[INST] Vitamin C [/INST] Vitamin b12
[INST] Amen faggot, amen [/INST] I thought that was a nice way of saying Tesla isn’t in a bubble you moron.
[INST] Take ur quantitative analysis elsewhere, this sub is for speculations and degenerate gambling only. [/INST] Where the big boy money is made
[INST] The average person doesn’t haven even 1000$ saved up, let alone 100,000+ [/INST] https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/money/4357248/retirement-401k-vanguard-balance
[INST] Buy $MU January 2019 $70 strike calls. Don't touch until December. Thank me later. [/INST] This is a highly intelligent and likely very successful play. Not welcome here
[INST] I might do that. I mean it is a small timer move but I am learning more about options. Is the 5 day window to expiration a standard in the marketplace or more so on this sub? [/INST] Losing all your money on faggot's delights is a hard lesson to learn, so maybe getting it out of the way first up isn't actually the worst idea
[INST] I squoze a week ago. [/INST] I squizzled just 30secs ago
[INST] Geez.. I hope it decays with time. [/INST] You have to understand.
[INST] I’m letting that bad boy soar through earnings unless it absolutely crushes tomorrow. Then sell EOD. Seems to be doing well AH so we’ll see. [/INST] Which $DOCU call you on? Would like to YOLO through earnings as well but was surprised at the open interest numbers on June calls. Lower than I would like.
[INST] yeahhhhhhhh....you're fucked on that one bro ;) [/INST] Remember when WSB was all bio. Good days.
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[INST] I figured it wasnt but i remembered hearing something about it and thought it might be the place. Who did ir? [/INST] I figure nobody here is gonna recognize the restaurant since nobody besides me and a couple others actually eat nice dinners, so...it's NoMaD in NYC
[INST] B-but vaccines cause autism? [/INST] Then its WSB serum
[INST] I got downvoted but ill say it again. Micron is a good company but a dog shit stock. They need a fucking dividend, buyback doesnt impress anyone. Theyre the penny stock of semi conductors. [/INST] Why
[INST] SPY calls I bought today are currently up 130% [/INST] beauty.. what did you get? I'm too scared for FD's, but that's where the real money is at
[INST] why 31.2 [/INST] Partially an arbitrary number, partially based on some TA. I think once it gets over $31 (big if) it’s not gonna ride all the way to $31.5 and more than likely would pull back. Since I actually have to do analyst work and can’t watch my portfolio all day, I just set a limit order at an amount that will net me a healthy profit and is likely to be achieved. Then when it pulls back, but more and repeat.
[INST] This was a great play. As soon as the news came out I did near-ATM strangles of GIII at 45DTE but I'm down like 7%. How can I be less retarded next time? [/INST] Ally Savings account. Guaranteed 1.5 percent APR.
[INST] Closed the day .01 green. The rest of tech was ripping [/INST] It looks like it might be setting up for a run.... Fingers are fucking crossed
[INST] All the time I been thinking about making money and I skipped sucking dick right away. Autism much? [/INST] With your experience you can skip straight to step four.
[INST] What time did you close your position today? Trade verify time! Edit: JK 2 at 12:09:59.170 and 98 at 12:10:12.708 both @ $3.70. Matches up. Bravo on the gamble [/INST] Is it considered gambling if I was 100% sure I would obtain +100% gains?
[INST] Ayy [/INST] picked these up today actually right before that late MU run
[INST] Think it'll keep goin? [/INST] All it takes is one Trump tweet to send it back to 38-39. I cashed out all but one of my JD calls today.
[INST] >going ape shit It's up 14 cents on 50 traded shares after hours. [/INST] Update: $MJ up 1.40 on 1.4k; $TSLA, btw is down .70 on 89k; $mu down .14 on 940k traded; dark horse: $sfix is running (LakeBae; younger, hotter version of SuBae). Out of left field: $CNDT; $CRM meets $CTSH for 1/3rd the price. You're welcome.
[INST] Haha, me too! Great day for lots of plays. Sold a whole bunch of CGC/ACB calls, FSLR puts, and later bought FSLR calls and sold them, Tesla calls I bought with an FD at open sold for 100% (thought It is worth even more now, grrr). What were your plays? [/INST] im new to this shit (created my first brokerage account on May 7) so my account is small so dont laugh. gains are good tho. https://imgur.com/a/1aobRc1
[INST] Called it wrong, but I still don't see the reason for this spike. Still skeptical. [/INST] Well it took a serious DUMP today, so, as always it was just a matter of time, but it took off for a month before finally running off the cliff.
[INST] I'm not exercising early but I will be holding until the expiry date. I'm in AMD long term. I've been in since <$2 and think they're going to do big things in the next couple of years. So, I'm just going to stock pile some shares and let it ride. [/INST] Since you're a longer term AMD guy I'm curious what event prompted the massive call buy here? It just strikes me as somewhat out of the blue, I hold their stock because I'm super bullish on them long-term, but I haven't seen anything that should have been this big a catalyst. Also congrats, you lucky bastard.
[INST] Did MySpace ever make money? Did MySpace have a half a trillion evaluation? Ignore these FB naysayers, they clearly have no fucking clue what they're talking about. [/INST] Facebook will defiantly still be around but that doesn’t mean people won’t have gotten over the website while the company has moved onto greater things
[INST] Facebook will defiantly still be around but that doesn’t mean people won’t have gotten over the website while the company has moved onto greater things [/INST] That's great considering you buy shares of Facebook Inc. and not Facebook.com right?
[INST] it will open at 55, and close at 12 [/INST] What is this, January 2016?
[INST] Wait what? Why would you both buy shares and short them? For example, If you bought 100 shares and shorted 5 why not simply buy 90? Wouldnt it be cheaper and easier because shorting can be expensive. [/INST] Mom and pop investors guys, mom and pop investors (shorting AMZN)
[INST] So do you guys just say this shit and pray? Or do you want to spend like 8 seconds saying why? [/INST] I just think they're butthurt because AMD dropped last year after all the hype wore off. I lost money on AMD last year too, but it's not preventing me from making money off it this year.
[INST] im not in it for the money. if i was in it for the money i wouldnt be buying random options because a wizard with a hardon told me to. its about daddy's love. and feeling his love inside u [/INST] I'm in it for the money. Gimme the code.
[INST] Tech is up fuckface [/INST] It was down when I posted cock sucker.
[INST] My apologies, daddy. 9:30 can’t come quick enough , [/INST] People see me laughing my ass off and ask me 'what's so funny?' This shit is literally impossible to explain, so I'm going to have to make something up.
[INST] Are you suppose to report them? [/INST] Just post screenshots of your positions at r/irs. They'll PM you what you owe.
[INST] Fed meeting next week may help? [/INST] > Fed meeting next week may help? Serious question, how would the Fed meeting next week help? Do you think they'll may raise interest rate?
[INST] Stay the fuck away from this sub or any sub for investing advice. People here talk big game, but at the end of the day this is complete gambling and you need to do serious research on your own before you can ever hope to 'fit in' here without getting your dick violently ripped off by the raging combine that is the market, especially the way we play it. This isn't a joke, it's the best advice you're going to get. [/INST] >getting your dick violently ripped off by the raging combine that is the market I'm really digging this imagery.
[INST] 3% It's in the article of you read it. [/INST] Paying 1.5% here.
[INST] You know know nothing about trading. Let the pros eat your lunch and you just ride the crumbs we leave you while you are left holding the bag. [/INST] Ua is a pos. Look at it over two years. It’s just up caz retail is hot again. Lulu and Nike have done so much better than UA
[INST] picked these up today actually right before that late MU run [/INST] Last three days. Mu takes a shit and then goes flat
[INST] Why? [/INST] Check his comment history for other great AMD advice. And with great I mean terrible. Dude has no clue.
[INST] +400g of Coke. [/INST] He said 'what can go wrong' tho...
[INST] But they r dead inside [/INST] Read someone rant about CEC and he said it’s the bomb. Long CEC
[INST] This is a highly intelligent and likely very successful play. Not welcome here [/INST] This place has gotten to the point where I'm not even sure who's joking anymore
[INST] But what do you do when half of the room is one way and the other the other way? [/INST] take a nap, that shit goin sideways
[INST] I played this. Good call dude. Just not sure if I sell the Puts or exercise them. [/INST] They have a conference call at 11. After looking at the numbers for the quarter, I doubt anything they say will make things better. I'm going to hold my July 20 expys a little longer. I think this will keep going down tomorrow and Friday. What puts did you get?
[INST] Shit I did 1 & 2 I'm closer than I think [/INST] You are neither Jewish nor Canadian
[INST] Oh I had to check who the OP is. This guy has a serious hard-on for hating on Elon (check his history). It def goes further than (bag)holding shorts. My working hypothesis is Musk fucked his wife or something [/INST] Confirmed! He is married to Grimes
[INST] Can we hit mu [/INST] rest in pepperoni.
[INST] Agreed . Depending on how bullish it gets early it will determine how quickly folks take profits. Expect a dip if you're in long term...don't care, if you got expiries move out at 7.20... don't be retarded. [/INST] I've never traded options before but I'm thinking of cron puts with the potential sell the news event and the retarded rsi levels, seems like free money. Or maybe I'll just wait for the dip and buy CGC calls for a a safer play.
[INST] I have 35’s for June, July, and September. With some 30’s in July too. [/INST] Nice
[INST] He will be talking to Bezos lol. But FD could erase 40% of his account... stocks much better choice [/INST] With calls he'd be at 8.5 million within one day. So he'd be roughly 6 yolo's away from Bezos lmao.
[INST] Flaming Dongle [/INST] OK don't tell him guys!
[INST] Why will Tesla fail [/INST] Why do you have such a hard on for tesla 🤔
[INST] > Nobody wants to use a dating feature on the platform that their grandmother is on anyway. What I'm worried about is they launch it under a different brand, say instagram. [/INST] I also see a bigger risk in instagram than facebook, but think about the key element of each app, for facebook it is connecting with friends, for instagram it's showing off your goodlife and for tinder it's meeting hot new people in your area
[INST] Holy shit you like to live dangerously. Everything expires 6/8? [/INST] Win quick loose quick. Don’t worry, I’ll be holding my cardboard box next week when I Yolo it all on some long shot.
[INST] Probably doesn’t even know about second breakfast [/INST] Christ....get this faggot some bacon and sausage!!!!
[INST] No boobs, big guy. [/INST] I know, but just saying it would increase their revenue 100% if boobed. But society in Asia is still very conservative when public. Behind closed doors is another story.
[INST] It’s Thursday mate [/INST] my dudes*
[INST] Can't. They expire tomorrow [/INST] rofl
[INST] I own 10 $14 FDs. They are fucked, I have no delusions about this. [/INST] I own 10 $15 FDs, bought for $0.19 each, they are fucked, no doubt about that
[INST] I mean, he said one day, not today. [/INST] Is a cardboard heat shield that stupid shit stay at home moms put up in their SUV windows when they are shopping at Walmart to keep their leather from fading?
[INST] i look for much higher than that 80%+ [/INST] good idea