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But 12k to max out autism
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Shit then I’ve maxed out many multiple times |
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You're God damn right. I too like my sauce with a side of homophobia.
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kinda set myself up for that one, but chick-fil-a sauce makes me happy. |
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If you used every cent of your account on OTM calls it is haha!
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^^this |
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Bad idea. The commies are gonna win the presidency and congress on July 1st. Short.
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:(
I pray to Martin that it doesn’t become Venezuela |
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Dammit, I thought I had erased the %.
46k account. Options is a win all or lose all kind of thing isn't it?
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Yea, but the vol smooths out over time if you win slightly more than you lose and you limit your position sizings. It's basically just synthetic leverage at that point. The difference is you need maybe a 55% batting average as opposed to a 50-51% batting average to make money on options versus stocks, because you're losing a lot more on transaction costs, which is why most people playing strictly naked 1-legged options will lose over the long-term. |
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Plus it’s on sale today god dammit
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Holy shit that's a bull trap chart. |
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'Hmm options... Yes. Those are how I lose money... Index, mhmm... That's usually used with the acronym ETF, which I know is something that will not get me a yacht.'
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I'm disappointed by the lack of the acronym 'FD'. That is all a true autist needs to know. |
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Honestly though, how is that working for you?
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He's obviously doing ok if he has a phone just for trading. Jesus man, he probably eats chik fil a tendies every night too, rich fucker. |
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No. They aren't.
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Lmao ok |
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The jews walked the dessert 40 years.. I think they can buddy..
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lol |
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Na that can't be it. Maybe it has to do with the gender and/or sexuality of the investor?
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Equality dollars |
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390 calls deep in this
I should’ve just made it an even 420 so everybody knows how damn high I’ll be when this shit takes off to the MUUuUUnnnnn
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Fuck man, that’s insane. Any other positions or are you all in? What expiry? I’m a pussy so mine are weeks out. |
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Why not WFC?
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With all the negative publicity and them trying to “Reestablish” in 2018, can you imagine the backlash if they increased their dividend or started stock buy backs? I’m sure they’ll pass their stress test, but if they tried anything investor positive there would be huge backlash. |
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long deutsche bank
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Really? Why? |
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After markets closed, I'm sitting there looking at my account thinking wow, some of these people are really fucking suffering and I just made bank.
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You feel bad about a trucker strike in Brazil? Who is suffering there? You do realize that SPY et al are not good for life on earth, right? I mean it's not like you're GS trading swaps and collecting punitive interest payments in Venezuela or anything man... |
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What strike would I even buy to get 100%
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He is back |
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Canada's tourists are about to get high.
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So that’s Canada gas, retail, weed ETFs, and hotels, food, and tourists that are are worth betting an upward trend on. |
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Thank you papa, we’ll see how it goes
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I would be all over the morning pop if it happens and just take my gains. |
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well, you see I now have a monthly paycheck for the rest of my life. which means I dont give a shit about traditional investments.
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Shooting for that O5 retirement so i can gamble on FDs. |
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The problem is there's barriers to entry, not everyone can grow, they need a license and tax stickers on labels, like on cigarettes.. Finally they can export pharma grade stuff to Germany.
Or I'm wrong and it's basically corn.
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I’m sure there’s margins in edibles but I’ve seen prices of $4/oz which is just ridiculous |
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Can you do this with RH?
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no |
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Nobody tell him
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:-( |
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that
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we |
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You should post trade confirmation of sell/buy on personal finance when you are done with tomorrow.
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am banned for repeatedly advising to trade options in Roth IRA |
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God Speed my Fellow homo Put brother!
Lets re-group tomorrow!
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My puts don’t expire till Wednesday.
Plenty of time for Cheeto Mussolini to fuck up the market’s confidence |
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Next time buddy. Don’t worry, big opportunities are coming up ;)
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I'm listening. |
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Thank you so much! You inspired me man!
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No problem! You can do it, dude!! |
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The lattest.
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The lattestest |
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Or look desperately at the screen while the options expire worthless
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Most likely this. I mean...I own $60 MU calls but they are for Oct....so.....yea. |
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$1.01 ..
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Eh you may be ok... BE is 278.51 so only needs to go up .4%. If it’s down tomorrow that’ll be tough but if it’s up you got a shot. How many contracts? |
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18 contracts
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You’re definitely not Asian, or literate. |
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ur trying way too hard bud
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It's math. It's basic math. Even a Bestla owner can understand it. |
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True - they’re like 2/10 on a good day. Hard enough to look at when they’re not even mad at you
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[This](https://i.imgur.com/D0XhWSP.jpg) broad looks like a bloated corpse. She looks like she has all the diseases. Bitch is about as fuckable as roadkill. You can literally smell her through this picture.
[May](https://i.imgur.com/lOiv8So.png) on the other hand is potentially fuckable with the correct ratio of boner pills, Jim Beam, and xanax. |
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What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
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Same as the ratio of leprechauns to unicorns. |
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This subreddit is pure gold. Thank you Seattlestocker.
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It has its moments, haha. Glad you got a laugh. |
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Quite well, but sold them too early. Held my 7/20 puts longer and sold them at the bottom. Good day overall.
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You don't think amd will be lower by July? |
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well, there's a log scale for the # of tickets and cost of them, to a point where it's actually financially viable as a bet to increase your chances for winning half a billion dollars, iirc some Financial firm won a huge jackpot by staking 500k in tickets
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Link? I'm not doubting you I'd just love to see an article about that. |
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The lottery doesn't have options.
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I'd like to cash out. |
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That’s what I said, honey. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to profit and learn experientially.
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At least you were fucking around with puts where your liability is limited if you fucked up and sold to open (you can only ever be out the strike price - the premium you were paid), if you sold a call because you didn’t know what you were doing you would have opened yourself up to unlimited liability. |
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Luckily ER was good, popped back up bigly from close after hours.
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Told you guys the call 60 was a sure thing. |
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This didn't age well
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It went straight up from $9 to damn near $16....falling only a buck after that moonshot is pretty good... |
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Wouldn't every current Roth IRA be grandfathered in?
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God knows what the future holds when millennials will be making the laws and voting on bill passage |
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Yes
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well, only half wrong. Thanks Cuckerberg |
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YOLO wolf lives there, it's not all bad
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YOLO WOLF! |
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London almost made it illegal to short after 2009. This would have closed major hedgefunds
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God forbid institutions lose money |
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Run up > actual ER imo
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Probably, but last quarter it was worth holding through ER for the extra $6/share. |
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June 8th
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All I’ll say is if it’s up at the open, you may wanna sell just in case |
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Probably a good idea if they are in the money. The IV for July isn’t as crazy as June
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I took in $255 in credit selling the 8/15 $20 put and the 8/15 $21 call. I doubt there were enough buyers for 19.1k shares, but if there were that would be 191 \* $255 credit up front with a lot less risk to the downside. Not that anyone here gives a fuck about the downside. |
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I feel like it hasn’t recovered nearly as much as it should have since the giant drop, and the fact that it’s recovered from being deep red the last three days to end green makes me feel like a big day is coming soon. I’m hoping QQQ will rebound tomorrow and that will set MU off to soar.
I’m probably wrong but you guys inspire me so I decided to bet it all on red.
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*bet it all on green |
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Most of the sector was sold off today. People already sold the news. It may dip early but it's up and up for this entire industry.
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PM gonna end up selling weed by the carton and steel all yall tendies if you stay in this too long. |
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As a person that has been hired and hired other people, I've never checked if a degree was legit or had mine checked
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Big if true |
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Ok so people are betting on sad italians gambling? Sounds like opportunity.
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There is very little growth over there |
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Why a straddle for ER rather than straight puts?
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The lead up to ER seems to have a lot of uncertainty, as it is bleeding sideways rather than running up. If it stays around 60 I think it could jump significantly up or down, as the ER will confirm the bulls or the bears. Either way I don’t see it staying at 60, which sets up a good straddle play.
Ps I only lose money on options. |
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I know. It's just when they lowered the price from 12 to 8 it was a alarm that was fcking blazing through my roof.
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Are you like Cramer with Micron? It's a buy at 60 but speculative at 50? |
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Mine expire tomorrow. I’m fucked
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gg you tried |
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He wants the QQQ to go down (which tracks the NASDAQ), but wants MU to go up (which is in the NASDAQ).
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MU doesn’t exactly follow the market trend. |
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Well that was smart, just if you just a 7% pop I usually take it right away. If you are on RH and put some money down, this is why people pay for extended hours
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Yeah, I don’t know how to do that. I should have prepped but well ya know I got pretty excited and hoped it would stay high at least until the market opens. Ha! |
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I wouldn't buy puts or calls rn. It's just gonna consolidate for awhile.
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I meant SPY/ QQQ puts! I’m in MU calls- sorry for the confusion |
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Webull? I think It's global.
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Unfortunately it doesn't have options yet. |
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I believe BAC is going to test the ATH before earnings.
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actually financials except WTC does sound like a good play. |
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put a 🍗 in your pooper?
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No, seriously. Who? |
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Any you recommend? EA? Activision?
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Both. Seriously. If you want ot choose one though, then go with ATVI. Not only do they make games, but they also own most of e-sports. |
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Oh shit that's smrt
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Explain please |
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I’m taking zero chances headed into the weekend. Selling at open and if there’s a good play at close I’ll go for it, it not, I’ll take the gains.
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did you set limit on your calls? i wanna set limit and just sell at open (asap) but i dont know how how to correctly price |
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I’m in no doubt of that.
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Yeah, because of fags like you |
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Alright that makes three of us were so were sign
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we need a religion
[like an actual religion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg)
sweet sweet tax exempt status |
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Yup rolling the dice. Currently 300 contracts, ~$9,800 bucks in it.
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Lookin good pre-market, best of luck G. |
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*Wake me up, when the trade war eeeends*
*As my memory rests, but never forger what I lost*
*Wake me up, when the trade war eeeends*
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[gg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSNI1ErEgTA) |
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What a great arb when your car is worth 1/10 the price of a big daddy share.
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looks like a Ford Explorer |
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How else are you supposed to get fucked every session?
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slide them undies over fam |
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Assets Under Managment
does not make OP rich.
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2% of that in fees is not bad |
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You don’t?
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were losing
quick sacrifice a few billion souls to the dark gods |
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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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just here for the lullz.
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Holy fuck you're a faggot |
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How did you find your calls and puts?
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A mix of technicals, news, and luck |
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Not this shit again
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PTSD! |
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the thing about priced in is the news didn't start yet, so yeah everyone who was into weedstocks before knew it would pass but now the big news shows will make the public more aware and (hopefully) bring in new investors.
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hope you're right! I'd wager weed is one of the most retail stocks out there. |
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Brazil up in pre-market Friday morning...worth buying more EWZ/BRZU puts and get on this train or is the damage done?
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The long term outlook is not good for Brazil. This is probably just a bounceback from the terrible day. It isn't going to last. Truckers aren't delivering anything there, so that is really going to hurt sales. Plus, their political landscape is a shitshow. There's no good ending for the Brazillian economy here. |
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I’m scared. Hold me!
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AMD is not for the feint of heart. Bull and Bears both make money on it, but people with weak hands get fuuuuuuuucked by it. |
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I know you’re right but it hurts to see it at 60.45 so soon after I sold 😩 oh well, if it had reversed and I didn’t sell I would have been depressed so I’ll just enjoy the tendies I’ve gained, not the tendies that could have been.
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I did that with $COST this week, jumped out at $201 and it's been riding at $203 for the next two days
Yeah it sucks, but it's better than the alternative |
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*they took the midnight train going ann-knee-ware*
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The next person to request Journey at the club is gonna catch hands |
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Answer: not well
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Other answer: very well |
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I agree 100%. The more bearish the sub becomes, the more AMD rises.
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The more ass-fucking the better. We're all faggots here |
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Thank you. Where did you find that info?
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Boom. See image.
What are your thought as we lead up to Q2 ER?
https://i.imgur.com/U0aj02N.jpg |
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Gonna have to add to this ride I think. My 1 $30 7/20 call needs friends
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I have Jun 15 2018 $35 calls I'm up 30% on but can't sell cause I don't have PDT status |
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None of that means shit when Big Dollars want to sell off, I will accept I’m wrong if it closes green today - but I’m expecting a dump around noon/ little after.
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I think we're cresting the hill... Put your hands up for that tendie ride to the $13 . |
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I bought the 135 July 20's yesterday for about 2.60 each. Exit target at 3.60.
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In the exact same boat but if I'm being honestly I'll probably get scared and sell them before 3.60. |
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You can still sell and switch...assuming you have PDT enabled
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No. Strike two. |
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idk, dude sounds like a pussy
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Just needs a nudge in the right direction. |
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looks like a Ford Explorer
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correct. 2008. |
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Yeah I am just wondering how much trading capital I need to accrue before I can make this my full time thing. It's more fun and we could $800 a month on daycare just by me staying home.
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no clue lol |
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I think the key here isn’t the numbers but the fact that Musk now says they can double production all of a sudden when the stock was plummeting. Sus
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So you don't think he can't go from 3500 to 5k with an additional production line, after they went from 2200 to 3500 with just improving the other 2 lines?
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Lol 7/20 is after ER i’ll be okay. I hope.
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Wrong |
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I hate money. They're naked. Not my best decision.
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u got my vote for mod |
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Oh god, if kids on forums / Twitter / Facebook weren’t bad enough...
EDIT: Wait - isn’t there an age restriction on trading? EDIT 2: Yeah - you can’t trade stocks till 18 years of age in some states, 21 in others.
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On the internet no one knows you're a dog. |
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Bold strategy, lets see how that works out. I'd be quite happy.
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Just bought some 15.5 0 days at 0.02 to get the heart pumping 😂
Rooting for you and AMD
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i was being an idiot...I sold at open for a loss (not a lot) but if i waited just another hour i'd be up almost 100% Fuck me right???
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Yea :( .. at least it's just a small loss.
I waited for the price to stabilize before making a decision as to whether or not to hold my calls. I held but I felt that heat early. |
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Picked up shares and some 6/22 $30.5 calls when it was hovering just above 29 that I certainly cant complain about, but everything else is a tire fire that will hopefully turn around next week with July & Sept exp dates
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I'm so torn on whether or not to increare my BAC position, or wait for Monday. Sitting on 7/20 30 calls and cash rn. |
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I've been holding $WEED, $ACB, $HVT:CA, and $CRON:CA each for about 18 months or so
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Looks like $CRON has a shareholders meeting June 28, think this is more good news to buy into on their end? Worth the July 20 $7.50 Call? |
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I’ve got calls at $12 and puts at $15, riding the wave both ways
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Look at this George Soros here |
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