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nope. Hope sunk. Sold my 4 calls for like a $60 profit. Disappointing compared to the $200 + it was yesterday. maybe rebuy when they dip below my initial cost
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What you guys think of their 7/20 calls for shareholder meeting coming up? |
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The difference is when Musk does it, it prints tendies.
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I lied about having a gun, but the bank teller still gave me tendies. |
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Shit, he should buy puts on everything else and buy more shares.
Or buy calls on everything else and sell all his shares.
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It's all hopeless, the market can move in such a way that no matter what we all lose all the time. Good luck. |
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> two more years
Imagine believing this. They can drag their feet and hope all they want, that's not going to stop him for enacting tariffs and using the resultant boom in the economy to ensure reelection and congressional majority. I don't think he needs congressional approval to enact tariffs anyway. I don't know about you, but I hope our president succeeds in improving our economy, like I said earlier if you believe otherwise just stop trolling and short SPY.
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I’d rather find stocks that I think are well positioned to weather his idiocy. |
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no
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Ok thank you. |
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Why did you do this to me
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Congratulations, you played yourself. |
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Nice.
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You said it |
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No jinxerino, we close at 61 today or I won't eat tendies for a week
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It's not closing at 61 today. Sell now if you haven't my friend. |
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Yeah I just checked on thinkorswim. There was a volume around 300\-1000 all morning then a buy order of 43879 shares bought that single minute, then volume dropped back to its 1000...
Someone probably accidentally placed a buy market order instead of a limit order.
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Who accidentally buys 43000 shares as a market order? How does that happen |
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yeah you just might be
and i did
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im ded |
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Rip
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Yes indeed. I'm ded inside. |
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The long term outlook is not good for Brazil. This is probably just a bounceback from the terrible day. It isn't going to last. Truckers aren't delivering anything there, so that is really going to hurt sales. Plus, their political landscape is a shitshow. There's no good ending for the Brazillian economy here.
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You should be banned for selling to an autist. Bought some EWZ 33 and 34 puts, see what happens |
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2% of that in fees is not bad
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Plus bonuses for beating the benchmark. |
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As of the time I commented :-)
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with BZQ? I went 1X instead of 3X so that i could have the privilege of bagholding at peace. |
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Well you wouldn’t I guess.
But I banked a lot profit already and I didn’t want to spend that then blow up my account with nothing left to pay the taxes.
It was poorly worded on my part.
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Makes sense. Congrats on your profits. |
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Or 15. Schrodinger's Muuuow
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No, that would be stupid. MU makes that much in 5 quarters. |
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Yeah he made 1k in gains, sold too early. Huge balls though.
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That's all he made ? Damn |
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So buy puts 🤔
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there's this thing that happens whatever I try to buy the stock goes the other way as soon at the sale is complete. Lost 58% of my portfolio today on 3 separate transactions, twas glorious. I think I'll try to beat that on monday. |
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Dude I was you till this am.
I was 150k last week then 95k weds then 125ish today.
I was CHASING to get back to 150 and maybe 200 with MU calls.
I’m not going to tell you what to do.
If you wanna go for it you do that.
If you wanna ease up and be thankful for the gains and bank them do that.
✌🏽
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Oh this is all profits I’m basically gambling with to moon :)
I have 50% MU calls and 50% YY calls.
MU calls expire in July , AUgust and October.
YY calls expire in June and July.
I want to muuuuun to the muuuuun.
I make enough this is gambling moeny to me almost. Better odds than Vegas :) bettting all on black. |
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You're pry right, I think it depends on how much it runs up in these next weeks.
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Id still be a seller of most stocks that have ran rather than buyer. Watching close next week or two for sell signals on shop sq biotech etc |
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The fact it has gone up in the past doesn’t make it a good buy today.
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> why I’ve stayed out of weed.
This implies you weren't making the decision 'today' |
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Just picked up some 6/15 35 puts, been eyeing them all day.
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Me too, the PUTS used to be my bread and butter. Idk what’s driving this POS upwards. Even recent earnings was flat. |
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8/17 $55 only
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i've got a lot riding on these as well. hopefully we breakout sometime soon. |
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Then anything less than total success next week is NOT priced in.
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My puts are getting more erect by the minute |
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A crispy dollar
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Yeah I can afford to pay that |
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F
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F |
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The way they go on about the MU p/e ratio on this subreddit... its just a matter of time before this becomes a meme stonk. Maybe after the name change.
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Mu has no baggage and Is in a different industry. They will have no debt by the end of the year |
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Do it
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He ded |
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Sold my 30c calls when I was at 50% profit this morning wtf is wrong with me
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Nothing wrong with that. This stock is insane. |
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That's what I would do. Also, corporate bonds.
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Is it actually profitable to sell covered calls? Seems like the only attractive options that aren't likely to be exercised really done sell for much |
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I relish your disdain for Journey
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Most dadrock sucks to be quite honest |
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This may be too early... If you aren't all in I would still have confidence in this play, but I wouldn't put more than 15% up on these FDs
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I am 90% MU calls from early May so can afford to gamble a little I think |
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was this a motivational comment? where am I? who's president?
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You're in wsb. A failed businessman and reality TV show host is the president. Cry yourself to sleep tonight once that sinks in. |
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I mean, you could've bought $13 and $17?
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That'd be less retarded because he would have lost less money. |
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i took profits on my jul25s im gonna hope monday or tuesday dips again so i can go back in
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I sold my $40 July 20s for $2.15 and then bought them again for $1.90 at close. IDK if it was a smart move but it should still prove profitable. I had no intention of rebuying when i sold, but the EOD drop was to much for me to pass up. |
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thankyou!
so if the companies are of similar value (7.4bil market cap for huya, 6.6bill for YY)
so for a 16% jump in HUYA, we should see an 8% jump in YY, right - ((0.44x7.4)x16)/6.6
What am i missing?
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Market is retarded. I own both. After Huya ran I trimmed YY and put some in HUYA because I knew the market would be retarded like that.
The float is very small so easy to go up and down.
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😍
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No, you a fucking cunt. And I'm not saying because I'm soo fucking jeqlous and drunk.
But seriously, congratulations. |
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Yeah, sell the news. In other words: what's gonna be the next big catalyst now? Not so super obvious any more, so profit taking makes sense.
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>what's gonna be the next big catalyst now?
Royal assent, actual earnings reports post-legalization? |
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Short it is then
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Genius. |
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Basically I didn’t get how options worked when I bought them initially so I thought buying different dates was a good hedge for stocks I go yolo on. Turns out I was right but still did some stupid shit like buying overpriced high IV low delta options for 6/22 with 65$ breakeven
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Mind to explain why this is a good hedge? Why not just buy one kind that averages the risk you want to play? |
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Robinhood doesn't have retirement accounts yet. He also specifically said he pulled money out of his vanguard account to pay for this play. Since his options were bought in Robinhood we can use deductive reasoning to conclude that he is an idiot that withdrew money from his retirement account to fund an fd MU yolo.
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Yea. You're probably right. |
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what's happening with EA?
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E3 |
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oof
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Ouch |
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That concludes why it is great return on investment
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just makin' a deposit in the ol' prison wallet |
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But really should I always have a few puts on this guy and just roll forward at a loss every month?
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I'm tacking on a couple small faggy d puts to my Sept calls and will be cashing them on the dips
Already made an easy $20 on my new fd puts |
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#**THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT**
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He said he sold to early |
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My wallet is about as loose as my mom now
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I love that this whoole post made it to the front page. Now all of reddit can see us as the degenerates that we are. |
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Good shit getting out while you’re very much ahead
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no wtf, he's supposed to short volatility and go from +100k to -500k |
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I have no intention of holding them to expiry. But the quicker MU runs, the more money they’ll be worth to take a flier on for someone with a bigger portfolio than me.
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75$ by June 22 is a lil ambitious... Whats your decay like on em? |
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it's going up to 90 next week
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Haha. I sold at close, made 27%. Now I'm hoping it dips Monday so I don't kill myself. |
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Dom Daddy Theta
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*notices your theta* OwO what's this? |
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Just 9 more times, you would be a millionaire. Congrats.
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thats really positive way to think of it, thanks |
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Can’t afford it. NYC autist.
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Buy out of state. Check out Boise housing market last couple of years |
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Suit your self. Don’t say I didn’t tell you to hop on
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That’s not a why |
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I'm going with genius but I may be biased.
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We’ll know July 21st |
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What's your move?
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I’ve got 50 AMD $15 strike puts for 6/15
67 SPY $277 strike puts for 6/15.
Betting on a dip this coming week, I’ll probably sell before Wednesday |
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It is up and running according to Elon, he said they were surprised how much better the line was.
I was just as surprised they actually managed that in a week.
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Again you’re assuming he’s not embellishing or misrepresenting the truth in any way at all. It’s suspicious |
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Googled it and just got a bunch of anal porn results.
Edit: accidentally googled mega backdoor Ruth
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I'm dying. |
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Yes I’m going to download the PDFs From Robinhood and write a parser to split the data.
I wanna know what the hell I did too.
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So modest. |
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nah it is because of no open interest
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I'm never going to get tired of laughing at that fucking idiot |
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Sounds like a good buy in price.
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Yeah.. I missed it and FOMO’d |
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nah, couldn't do it with such strength. what a weird day to finally make a move
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At this point would you really expect MU to be normal? |
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See what had happened was I got approved for options, immediately bought SPY and QQQ calls and then daddy trump started tweeting about China. Lowest point down 55%.
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Honestly those are both good plays. |
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Probably somewhere around $7k
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Wow |
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My hands are strong.. that dip wasn't shit. Still going. Up 5X
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Yeah my hands are strong as well. 737 shares going to be swapping in and out of MU and IQ trying to ride momentum swings that are bullish. Past two days for $IQ have been fantastic. |
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Holding 6/22 65 Calls, up 25%....thinking if I should roll them out or let them moon a bit more first?
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How are yours 25% up while my 60 at a 65$ break even 6/22 are down 25%? |
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Speak to a CPA!
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I plan on hiring one, just trying to gather as much info as I can right now. |
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He said he sold to early
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Yeah, I saw his update. Left a lot of tendies on the table, but I don't blame him. |
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My puts are getting more erect by the minute
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Fuck your puts
Edit: I mean that in the nicest way. |
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You think the cars are not good?
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When they ship more than one a month sure. |
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oops, not organic gluten free enough
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I eat PB&J like once a year tbh |
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Why buy puts on QQQ when you can buy puts on TQQQ? MAXIMUM LEVERAGE
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Liquidity? |
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How firm are you on this stance? Dm me to discuss. Or post on here, doesn’t matter to me. I know China can’t even invest in it yet. Which is huge for future earnings.
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I dropped $100k ATH and another $50k in after hours. Pretty firm. I wasn't aware of China not being able to invest in it, but that's a huge plus. (I guess they could through Baidu)
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Real traders only use their phone when it's below 15%
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It motivates me to make quicker decisions |
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Starting to get the FOMO around it. I thought it was done when it was around $20 and it keeps going up.
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After looking at it rise a few time, I did some research and bought ATH. Even lost 4k today for buying at ATH but I am optimistic. |
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Get hosted WordPress and I'll do that shit for free.
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Dope! I'll check it out in the morning. Also probably gonna have to contact OP. |
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Hey good job on those calls man, made a good profit. Have you continued to hold?
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I closed half of them a little bit earlier in the day for +80% and I'm going to hold the rest until expiry. |
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Are you russel crow in that math movie? I don’t know enough about autism to dispute your math
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Or even how to order that. How the fuck can you buy it no matter what??? |
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I honestly go by a mix of gut and recommendations. A strategy that many will say is no good, but it's been good for the six months that I've been doing it.
There are a few members on here that tend to be right more often than wrong. The two things I've learned this month, alway have cash set aside to average down bad calls (obviously this can go wrong too!) and always have cash on hand to buy when classics like Facebook / Amazon dip.
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Thanks for the advice, always kills me to see a dip I want to take advantage up but always end up committing my free money. |
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Why would we have a nuclear war after a summit?
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The sweet munisions tendies |
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Puts for the week? Fam don't play spy for more then a few hours.
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Indeed, scalp spy or it scalps you! |
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Theta sucks ass
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Yeah, fuck theta! |
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...What?
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This winter* or 2019, maybe not until 2020 if we’re lucky |
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But if he curses them then it’s game over for all of us, not worth the risk imo
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If he curses them all in on puts |
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Same, i second that
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Can still get in, check my recent post. |
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Got two zyngas. Hate how u can't sell them for three days lol
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My daughter got zynga. I got sprint. |
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isn't available in Canada
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Canadians are banned |
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Gained like $3.5k from $1k play.
Just in 1 week.
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Same, got some 6/15 and 7/20 calls
[https://i.imgur.com/r6gQgVU.png](https://i.imgur.com/r6gQgVU.png) |
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Oh man this must hurt so bad for you.
How can he keep getting away with this rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why would it hurt for me? I wanted him to be president and hope he wins the next term.
Doesn't mean he is not manipulating the market and taking advantage. |
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That tech was going to sell off today after lunch and AMD was headed for major pain.
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> was headed for major pain.
Pff |
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I only use AMD for desktops. Cheap as hell and 8 cores.
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How dare you go against the public opinion! |
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That'd be less retarded because he would have lost less money.
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That wouldn't be in the spirit of this sub. |
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Paging Marty
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yeeeeessss? |
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Lmao way to sell it
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$D |
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“Sir, I think they are *retarded*, sir.”
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You spelled autistic wrong. |
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I have tried DeGiro and and couldn't find options for the meme stocks.
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In Europe one shouldn’t bother with options too much. CFD with leverage is widely available with low fees. |
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Their current performance was dog shit until the RX GPUs launched but the stock went from $1.62 to over $7 before they even came out based on hopes and dreams.
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In the near future every human endeavor will be assisted by software applications requiring powerful (and cost\-efficient) CPU and GPU hardware. AMD's design and fabrication process will benefit from software running on their own hardware. If you want to focus on past financials and stock cycles that's your choice. Gamestop has good financials at the moment, why not go long on them? |
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thats really positive way to think of it, thanks
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Dollars are like employees. Put them to work like ants, so that 33% leave never to return, 33% come back though empty handed, and 33% come back and with ten more.
Also, the phone charger at 18% makes it likely this image was made and snapped with an android emulator, fakery, because by default, battery life set to low power to create the most hostile kind of environment for developers to flush out bugs early.
BUY BUY BUY! |
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Looks like $CRON has a shareholders meeting June 28, think this is more good news to buy into on their end? Worth the July 20 $7.50 Call?
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I'd think 7:50 by july 20th would be reasonable, that said i havent done much research into that particularly. |
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no wtf, he's supposed to short volatility and go from +100k to -500k
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On margin. |
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