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[INST] Or August. [/INST] Nah bro it's only a loss if you sell
[INST] My ITM00000 0000000LEAP calls 000000went u0000000000p 5% tod00000000000000000ay. [/INST] lucky fucker
[INST] actually 'M-double O-N that spells (insert random word)' is a Tom Cullen quote from the Stephen King book 'The Stand'. Funny thing is Tom Cullen in the book is retarded, so your dad probably knew all along that you would end up in this sub with the rest of the autistic retards. [/INST] You’ve literally made my week.
[INST] How much you pay tho [/INST] Lord.. you don't wanna know. Over a dollar (apiece)
[INST] Just wanted to say I followed your advice two months ago now it's all tendies tomorrow morning [/INST] That's great to hear! Wish I followed my own advice lol
[INST] Not if you're capable of holding a conversation... [/INST] Where do you think you are?
[INST] He’s right though... [/INST] Yeah. that's why it's funny
[INST] Lol - Intel waits until the right moment of overhype then releases something new to completely obliterate any hope AMD has. [/INST] So you’re holding AMD puts? 😂😂
[INST] For some reason I read that as 'I'll cunt him' and I didn't even question it [/INST] I do that too people I like
[INST] That's honestly impressive seeing how there's so much competition here for such a title. [/INST] I say it at least once a week
[INST] I'll also add that Taiwan doesn't have the wealth effect that's currently perpetuating Chinese growth. My friends in Taiwan, *working for western tech companies* are making $25k a year. There's no wealth gain that will propel consumer spending. With China, you're also inadvertently getting an appreciating currency effect, whereas TWD has been pegged for decades. I could go on... [/INST] Please, keep going. I was considering a small position in YQ, but their business model alone seems a bit 'limited'. So all this additional detail is pretty much all I needed to sit this one out!
[INST] Daddy bezos sells 1 billion a year to fund rockets. Is that bearish? [/INST] I bet he wished he hadn't because those shares are worth $700 million more today
[INST] Buy anytime before the ER and you’ll be fine if you plan on calls for 60 [/INST] You don’t think it’s been priced in at all? Predicted EPS is -0.7 - that is scary lol. If they don’t beat that they will tank, hard.
[INST] What we know is that it won't be Intel - that is confirmed. If its not going to be ARM... then that leaves an AMD Semi-custom partnership as the only plausible option. [/INST] Yes. I came to that conclusion months ago.
[INST] Unless you are looking for downvotes, don't bring ANY technical analysis to WSB! [/INST] You're right. I forgot. People should notice that AMD is up to $15.24 as of 8:10AM today though.
[INST] I made 500% on NFLX FD puts back in April because they were cheap. ¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯ [/INST] 500% of $1 is still just a subway sandwich
[INST] I’m not actually poor I just spend money stupidly. [/INST] Get more brokers...
[INST] We just crossed $30 in after hours trading. Go cash out at the open and roll into longer expiry. [/INST] Pulling back
[INST] So what the fuck did you do? You sold a call? [/INST] Sorry bro I was just fucking with ya. Tons of posts about high schoolers and I thought it would be funny.
[INST] get back in your time machine faggot [/INST] For those of you who weren't raised in a Baptist Christian ideology, The frog symbol alludes to the 2nd of 10 plagues God waged against then Egyption Pharoh for hardening his heart against his followers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagues_of_Egypt Alex Jones explains: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChDU7-JFdLI
[INST] fun fact, i have 3 nipples [/INST] So does my childhood best friend.
[INST] Roll Tide! [/INST] As a Clemson alum living in Alabama, I can't upvote this enough
[INST] An app called Stockpile allows this [/INST] Fuck that, you pay 99c per trade to do so. Use Stash to buy fractions for no fees. (well, $1/month). Much different/more affordable imo.
[INST] > if you...have some money left Nigga bought 502 far OTM July MU calls and you think he has money left? [/INST] I think someone like that would have a lot of money left. None of it thanks to trading of course.
[INST] There's a company that I sell calls 2 weeks out 10% OTM for 2% premium. I have written 100% of calls at or above that price. [/INST] Your mother would be proud.
[INST] Nowadays its a margin email. [/INST] I would have been quite pleased to have had that option in 1987...
[INST] So, rather than failing sooner like apple did when the board fired Jobs, Tesla is destine to fail later. Got it. [/INST] bruh this wasn't about firing him as CEO.
[INST] Display model [/INST] OP either stole that or is an iron salesman. Both scenarios reaching dangerous levels of autism.
[INST] you’ll have a yacht next year boi [/INST] Nope down a dolla
[INST] He paid $5000 and it's lost $2900 of its value. He's not out $8000. It's a 5k gamble that if pays off will be getting 502 x 100 = 50,200 shares with a $30 gain in each share = $150,600 dollars. Although most on this forum are saying it is near impossible for MU to do that. Edit: Thank God for him. Just started options yesterday! [/INST] Lmao son you dont get the $30 gain per share if you buy a $90 Call
[INST] I misunderstood. I thought the implication was that SNAP will be fine because FB did fine through the scandal. [/INST] -2.25% 9 minutes after open already
[INST] Well Jesus wasnt a Jew. He didnt come from sperm. He was implanted by god. Doesnt matter though. Although the revelations prophecy is something that I always think about. [/INST] What the *fuck* are you doing on wallstreetbets?
[INST] You may live in your mom’s basement but you’re still getting pretty good drugs [/INST] Just read that whole thread. No clue what that guy thinks hes doing bringin that shit into WSB
[INST] fucking seriously take your tendies and run [/INST] Well I guess one more day didn't hurt him...
[INST] But then he wouldn’t have 502 of these beauties. [/INST] Beauties indeed
[INST] MU was one of the top losers and went down from $60 last couple weeks. You think it will go down more?? [/INST] It went from 46 to 60 in a few weeks. Looks like profit taking to me. It’s always better to make your own decisions though, but I think the fundamentals are strong and buying here is fine
[INST] Spreads [/INST] Can I do this on robinhood? I'm assuming this is like buying a call at $1750 and selling a call at $1800. What if I only have $1k free? Can I do this?
[INST] Stockpile [/INST] That's a great name for it
[INST] Nah dude, it's cool, I'm super lucky. Source: up six figures despite having no fucking clue what I'm doing. [/INST] Everyone is doing good right now. If you're doing bad, it's because you're purposefully trying to be retarded.
[INST] rip you [/INST] Lol k
[INST] I’m at a multiple of you and the perks are good. However the trade executions have been dubious at times and options cost 8 or 9 bucks to trade still. [/INST] Get someone on the phone and ask them to lower the cost of option trades. I dont do a lot of options trading but I was on the phone discussing it with someone on Merrill and told him I do my options trading elsewhere. He hinted at being able to lower the cost.
[INST] That’s what you get for being retarded [/INST] Give it theta
[INST] I just bought some IGT calls for September this morning. Those new video game slot machines are addictive af [/INST] Also they were the only bidder for RI RFP for a sports gambling vendor. Aggressive calls for the last month and sweeps have been up all week.
[INST] If premarital stays its right at $15ish support. I expect a small sell off. Then again, I bought puts for solidarity so that’s wishful thinking. [/INST] I feel your pain. I have a different pain... I sold several $11 calls several weeks ago which have now tripled. Also, sold 1 $14 covered call last week :/ I still have several hundred shares. That was my first time selling a call just to test the waters... 'most options expire worthless' they say.
[INST] \>People will be burnt out of (current) FB style social media by then. Do people get burnt out of social interaction? I don't think so. It's already been 14 years. FB might lose the younger crowd but they'll hold on. [/INST] The problem is that the type of social interaction happening in FB is not the same as real social interaction. From the latter, I don't believe people burn out, as it's in our human nature. The former will have to change a lot, or I also think people will stop using fb. Here's an interesting HBR article that I read just yesterday. https://hbr.org/2017/04/a-new-more-rigorous-study-confirms-the-more-you-use-facebook-the-worse-you-feel
[INST] I would just like to point out that I was right. [/INST] Yeah, thanks for saving me
[INST] Did MySpace every really expand beyond their own website? [/INST] Did MySpace ever make money? Did MySpace have a half a trillion evaluation? Ignore these FB naysayers, they clearly have no fucking clue what they're talking about.
[INST] am a noob so try not to laugh too hard at how small they are https://imgur.com/a/wjF15wQ [/INST] looks good, thank you for the tip.
[INST] Take an unsecured loan out, max your cc, and all in mu 60 July calls [/INST] mu 90 July calls like that one guy rofl
[INST] > due for a pullback > AMZN I've known people who've been waiting to buy the dip on AMZN since $500. [/INST] You mean like that $230 dip in March?
[INST] Tinder not Grinder ? good to know it was none of you lot. [/INST] It’s grindr you poser. Mods, flair this phony.
[INST] Already did... Once after 9AM and then once after 3PM usually. [/INST] BMO I understand, but you jerk it during power hour? Wtf?
[INST] I wish I had a dollar every time I heard this retarded talking point from a low social value android neckbeard [/INST] Lol, but seriously girls dig the iPhone, if she sees green bubbles when you text her she’s gonna ghost you
[INST] Explain? [/INST] Got an upgrade from Barclays, according to @BioStocks Bought a couple of 7/20 $27 calls this morning cuz I’mma gambler.
[INST] Apparently you should leave the amd calls. [/INST] Fucking day trader protection...
[INST] [We in this together now](https://i.imgur.com/51NRw0n.jpg) [/INST] I almost committed to a call this morning. Let’s hope we both come out of this green.
[INST] Guess I should work for them because I did the exact same thing. [/INST] Seriously, that whole 'scandal' is what made me want to get into investing. Deleted Facebook and decided I should buy shares on the same day. It's the most obvious dip to buy ever. WSB was saying 'don't touch fb with a stick' because autism
[INST] that thing moves way too slow to make sick options games worth it (assuming thats what youre after) [/INST] Not really after fast gains, after gains though
[INST] Too bad I lost all my money on AMD puts. Pls down vote me so I learn my lesson. I'm sorry. [/INST] What was lesson?
[INST] Well Android will obviously follow suit and wonder why they didn’t sooner. This is apple trying to sell ads. Google is king of ads [/INST] A N T I T R U S T
[INST] I started accumulating since $22. My average is $72 for 4,444 shares. 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 [/INST] Damn dude, I bought 110 shares at $65 and I thought I was king.
[INST] Dude, thanks for this. Got 4 6/15 at .5 , just sold for .45. Good shit. [/INST] You’re welcome!
[INST] I have no idea what is going to happen in the phone market 5 years from now nevermind 20. Apple's focus on iphones is concerning, but I would rather them go more into mobile than try to get back into desktops or laptops. [/INST] they should just become a marketing giant. they are really fucking good at getting people to buy the same fucking thing over and over again at an ever-increasing price with ever decreasing capability.
[INST] Die together? [/INST] Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[INST] For what? [/INST] 10 8/17 $27 Calls $BAC sorry
[INST] It's a good thing you bought them the day they announced their new CPU. Smart [/INST] Please... Since when has amd acted rationaly?
[INST] Dude it’s a $14 stock, 5 cents translates to like 30% move [/INST] #MATH
[INST] Anakin, is that you? [/INST] No, the sand people took him
[INST] Good idea. Tesla usually has way too high IV [/INST] ply share report Save Options newbie here, is there a threshold which connotes 'way too high IV' e.g. \<50%? I know it depends on expiry date, but was wondering if IV is stock agnostic or is it a situation where 20% can be too high for BRK, but 20% would be amazing for say TSLA?
[INST] How in the fuck did you lose money on Amazon [/INST] Coz I was/ am an autist.
[INST] In 2 $305 puts at $3.77 [/INST] I bet you feel like a genius right now.
[INST] Reason to be bullish? [/INST] I buy shirts there sometimes
[INST] I run into so many old people every day still using AOL email addresses. They're probably paying $10/month for that shit. [/INST] With all the shit googles doing, that doesn't sound like a bad idea right now.
[INST] Id hang on to IQ they cant push it down forever [/INST] The jews walked the dessert 40 years.. I think they can buddy..
[INST] Pretty much looks just like him. [/INST] Fake Views. Its a witchunt.
[INST] Never know until you try..... [/INST] That's true, but if they have tried and friends and family don't have the money. Not don't want to invest literally can't afford it (in fact shouldn't it be accredited investors who happen to be friends and family) then what?
[INST] Nobody wants to use a dating feature on the platform that their grandmother is on anyway. It looks like an upward trend is developing nicely. [/INST] > Nobody wants to use a dating feature on the platform that their grandmother is on anyway. What I'm worried about is they launch it under a different brand, say instagram.
[INST] Shit fam he's halfway home. I'ma let Ally hold my ends till he get out and leads the YOLO revolution. [/INST] think his anus is ready for home?
[INST] I think after how SIG opened today you need to suck his dick [/INST] Erm did u not see AMD and sexy Lisa Su bae in computer... How bout you suck my dick
[INST] I think he ment op, not the reply posted pic. [/INST] I'm dumb. Carry on.
[INST] It's okay, I bought a call when it hit $307. That's what you're supposed to do right? [/INST] Same here bro. It'll be a steep slope downwards from now.
[INST] Hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha. Dude you're a joke. [/INST] Why? Do you have the data to disprove it? Are you mad because you are short?
[INST] google.com/scandal-of-the-week [/INST] Googling 'scandal' mostly returns tabloid-level Trump scandals.
[INST] yeh my bad i didnt realize how fucking autistic i am being today im jsut fuckin wired right now [/INST] sall good. What you wired on? Better not just be some coffee
[INST] You gona post your play(s) or sit there with a thumb up your ass? How is that not the first thing people do when they post screenshots bragging [/INST] Cause it's the first time they've ever come across a sizable chunk of money in their pathetic and aspie-filled life.
[INST] Some calculate it as 2-3x earnings. [/INST] who?
[INST] Apple Maps are much better than Google Maps in High Net Worth Areas like Singapore and Taipei. Google Maps is better in other places [/INST] > Apple Maps are much better than Google Maps FTFY
[INST] If you don't iron your work clothes for tomorrow on the beach then you're the odd one out. [/INST] I do it just like my options. naked.
[INST] > Success Rate: 47%. Average return: -2.9% in this market How the F do you call yourself an analyst if your return is -2.9%? An Ally saving account can beat the hell out of that. [/INST] I could liquidate everything into 1 dollar bills and throw them about my house and try to re-collect them all and still have a better return.
[INST] That's a great name for it [/INST] No, stockpile is an app that lets you buy fractional shares!
[INST] Because when this shit comes down, it comes down hard. It will make you realize loss in a financial game of chicken as you watch your children's fortune circling the fucking toilet. Then, the second you pull out of whatever shit trade you made, it will instantly go the opposite direction only to spite you. All the while (((Morgan Stanley))) operatives are at their desks laughing. [/INST] Scrolling through vixpocalypse threads should be mandatory reading for people wandering here
[INST] I bought 7/20 $16 Puts today, and this is exactly why. [/INST] Same here. It’s up too much and people will take profit. I took a small position because who knows, it could go to 16+ tomorrow.
[INST] I never played it but a lot of people got fucked here buying in the mid-high 20's [/INST] Ahh summer of 2016 what a time
[INST] who cares how long you've been following facebook? that doesn't mean anything! and nice logic there \- cuss in all your posts and you think that's going to convince people that you're a level headed guy? [/INST] You’re on wall street bets faggot, you think people here are level headed? And you’re concerned about people cussing? What a pussy
[INST] Don’t exercise the $12 calls. You’d make more money selling them, considering 2 hours ago AMD was at 15.52, you have (15.52-12 = 3.52 of instrinsic) then (3.75 - 3.52 = 0.23 of extrinsic value in them). You would be missing out on 23* 100 = $2300 of profit by exercising early because of the extrinsic time value. Edit: Also since there is no dividend coming up (AMD doesn’t pay dividends) there is no reason to exercise early. [/INST] I'm not exercising early but I will be holding until the expiry date. I'm in AMD long term. I've been in since <$2 and think they're going to do big things in the next couple of years. So, I'm just going to stock pile some shares and let it ride.
[INST] That's pretty much my account though. That and weed. [/INST] `FAG WEED MAN` is dope.
[INST] Aka the best cucking [/INST] I would probably have a 5 bagger today........fml....I dont give a fuck. I rebought June 15 calls today. Fuck it.
[INST] To be fair though you guys have been telling me to sell my 2019 calls since it was at $12. It can always go up forever. [/INST] It definitely crashed hard from 15 to 9. I actually picked it up at 10 and made awesome gains so it definitely did not keep going up forever. That's the definition of a cyclical stock, anyone can see it in the chart I'm waiting for the next plunge like it has already done many times before
[INST] Except yahoo hires idiots and trash engineers Google has the smartest people working on a tiny little feature. They will adapt and keep going strong. Not sure about Alphabets other efforts, but google.com itself will stay [/INST] Not sure bro everytime I call them I talk to a foreigner. Usually a bad sign long term as far as supporting the customer goes
[INST] Well you're a daft cunt ain't ya. [/INST] Child molesting, genocide endorsing, money worshipping, white scumbags