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[INST] If they go to $0 then you lose $220. [/INST] WHEN they go to $0
[INST] It's not awkward at all that I know the exact video you are talking about. [/INST] Link?
[INST] Just pay the $25 minimum balance and put it off till next month like the average credit user. Don't worry. The balance won't get bigger or anything. [/INST] get zero interest cards you fucking idiots there are enough intro 0% promotions to constantly have a 0% card, i have been for at least five years
[INST] I feel like i should be paying for this kind of analysis [/INST] Hey man he's a phony, it could also go sideways!
[INST] In good time, you will find a way out. My company is a sinking ship. They are likely monitoring this message as we speak but they themselves know that this is the truth. That is why they are selling. Get ready for a lifetime of layoffs, mergers, and acquisitions. Oh, and most importantly, failed drug candidates and actual suicides. [/INST] I like stories with dark endings
[INST] I wish I had charts open for my job! LOL probably would pay better than my current job, but I don't do anything at work so I'm not complaining for just taking a paycheck and hanging out [/INST] Oh whoops I guess i confused you with another guy in this thread. But yeah I can relate
[INST] We overcame the bears at least for now. Now if we could stop having permadket 2-3% drops and just get the full day increases of 2-3% [/INST] No, the was a quick and sharp 2% drop in ah. At least that's what Google finance showed. It then went from -1.18 to -.05
[INST] I had 500 37 calls that I sold friday for 66% gain. Had I waited till today it would have been 260% [/INST] my condolences
[INST] the 50+% FCF is what will pay for the $10B BB [/INST] They should have a nice chunk available on September though they should be net cash pos already
[INST] Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care. [/INST] Tupac doesn’t give a shit, he’s dead bot-homie.
[INST] up $2 since then. [/INST] Rocket fuel🚀63 by friday would make me soooo happy
[INST] Some say he isn't even the [best Buffet in Omaha anymore.](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS777US777&ei=oIUVW_KaGsGP5wKAt5CAAw&q=best+buffet+in+omaha&oq=best+buffet+in+omaha&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j0i20i264k1l2j0l7.1379.4425.0.4552.22.13.1.0.0.0.384.1462.0j2j3j1.6.0..2..0...1.1.64.psy-ab..15.7.1464...35i39k1j0i67k1j0i131k1j0i20i263i264k1j0i131i67k1j0i20i263k1.0.notBeyqTyGE) [/INST] Damn. HUGE if true
[INST] I just sold a covered call on IQ. The call prices are absolutely insane. +9% to break even on an NearTM $30 june15 [/INST] I wonder how much from the price move and how much from volatility.
[INST] Or you could get a broker that has trailing stops... Tasty works is ur friend [/INST] iT's NoT a LoSs uNtiL yOU SelL
[INST] Glyphosate is definitely carcinogenic as fuck. Fairly sure there's also no chance Bayer will back off on seed cleaning. [/INST] Except it isn't. Well, every major scientific body in the world says it isn't. I'm sure you know better, though.
[INST] googled it for you. https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2015/10/how-does-tvix-work/ [/INST] Thank you
[INST] If this past week has shown anything it’s that it’s not different, this isn’t a new MU and post ER will suck [/INST] But will there be an ER run up?
[INST] Enforced friendship by default [/INST] Like Tom on Myspace.
[INST] I dont see whats wrong with 5.5 inches.... thats decent enough right ladies and gents? Asking for a friend [/INST] It too large really, ladies need the delicate touch of a micropenis
[INST] Oh I understood that you meant the short squeeze would be over in 2 days. What makes you say it will be exactly 2 days though? It doesn't seem like there has been enough volume since 5/15 for all shorts to cover. On a side note, when does this get updated? [https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/aaoi/short-interest](https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/aaoi/short-interest) [/INST] Found out that short interest gets updated 8 days after the settlement date, so May 31 should be published on June 7.
[INST] Yep, same happened with my father in law. I've never bought mu tho. All in nvda [/INST] Get the fuck out
[INST] I don’t think you’re quite catching my drift. I’m long.. and would prefer the top meme stock status on wsb remained elsewhere. Ban bullish posts. [/INST] So, you are selling puts? Buying puts is not a long position. Your message was confusing. It seemed like you were trashing the company.
[INST] Yeah that’s old school. I wouldn’t pick up IBM if there was a drunk coed peddling it. [/INST] Wonder what the old school nosedive shit company stocks will be for our generation
[INST] Petition to ban r/Turtle-PowA [/INST] Petition approved.
[INST] Bought at open and sold five minutes later for a quick profit, thanks for asking [/INST] Can't argue with gainz. I'm just holding a bunch of shares myself. I'll sell at around 70 or so.
[INST] mu is like a pheonix rising out of the ashes. No way micron is crashing over the next two days unless we get more bullshit. [/INST] I hope it goes down so I can buy more.
[INST] That I never agreed to [/INST] I didn't say ask, I said force
[INST] To be fair rosebud has been out here for a while making wsb great again [/INST] Yeah, but that only goes to show that once /u/haupt91 showed up things actaully began to pick up
[INST] yeah but not as much as AMD, MU and the likes. Because when those get fucked they get fucked hard, NVDA just bounces right back [/INST] Nvidia used to have AMD-level volatility, but after that earnings one or two years ago where everyone jerked off on their datacenter growth it just continuously shot up... I vividly remember those times when a single analyst could get the price to sub 90...
[INST] They would if they would've Yolo'd on AMD Calls [/INST] Never to late to yolo on puts, my dude
[INST] If he sucks at driving, his premiums could be high as fuck. Or DUIs.. those'll fuck you in the pooper bite the pillow style. [/INST] it really doesn't help that he's on RH on his phone whilst driving.
[INST] God I love this sub [/INST] The nonchalant head-turn of the unnamed bird in the background needs to be shopped to have the head turn happen a moment after the dirty deed, with title under the bird being: Tesla car owners.
[INST] SVXY will never make it to 100 after the leverage cut. Not saying it's a bad buy, the term structure is definitely accommodating for owning it right now. [/INST] LOL at how they spin that as protecting the investor. They make you pay fees for cash they keep for you and that will only be used to increase your losses when the VIX spikes more than 100%.
[INST] The market isn’t open at night though. [/INST] You work to fund your trading. Working at night means he can trade all day.
[INST] Actually autism af. But seriously. With the 6400 earned in 2 months you have more money to invest with tax money [/INST] I think it's a good question, and the answer depends on your goal of the money. For r/personalfinance, I think $8,800 would be good because they improved over a longer time. For WSB, i'd want $6,400 so I could double down and throw my money away.
[INST] 99% of the people here lose money. Coincidence? [/INST] Just sayin posting a year long gain as a comparison means nothing to us. A 2 month comparison is more worthy of this sub, like OP posted.
[INST] You don't know that's the right move for the man since you don't know age, career trajectory. I'm young and broke as hell but don't plan on staying that way, so of course I max out a Roth. Plus who even retires at 60 these days, it will probably be even worse in 35+ years so I assume I will be working at my highest income bracket once I can start seeing the benefits. [/INST] You can retire much earlier if you want to https://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2012/01/13/the-shockingly-simple-math-behind-early-retirement/
[INST] Could also possibly be gay and THEN fake [/INST] unironically this
[INST] And then 780ti came out. Although my 290x has aged well as a space heater [/INST] GTX 780Ti has been confirmed to be slower than R9 290X now
[INST] Old news repainted as fresh [/INST] And you took all the Karmas😢
[INST] I guess. I was short sq and twtr. Down 200k since last Tuesday. [/INST] > guess. I was short sq and twtr. Down 200k since last Tuesday. Seriously? You're down $200K? Respect.
[INST] >Only losers check their options. I just buy them and wait for expiration so they ~~exercise~~ expire worthless. [/INST] Pro\-tip: Don't forget to have a Do Not Exercise put on your account, that way they always expire worthless.
[INST] Index funds are required to load up on TWTR to match their weight to the S&P 500 weight. So everything from SPY to SP500 tech funds will all be buying regardless of price just due to the requirements of their fund structure. [/INST] oh yea that makes sense now.
[INST] How are 101.4% of the shares institution owned? [/INST] options and incentive packages I think. disclaimer: I could be retarded
[INST] Short google it doesn’t work [/INST] Google is testing AI in /r/Robinhood. Only way such stupid, easily searched questions are getting answers. Seriously, who has time to explain this basic shit.
[INST] Yes but just lie like you did with your broker. Nobody will ever find out. [/INST] You run an options trading business, don't you? DON'T YOU??
[INST] It's a catalyst though, right?!?! MU to $60 tomorrow! Woooooooo [/INST] Closer to SAP? Closer to cloud networking and AI? MUUUN?
[INST] So when it gets bought out at $17, you can say, see son, that's why Daddy is an autistic fag [/INST] An Austic father son fag duo bonding over losing money because of retardation? (Probably while fishing in a swimming pool together?) *sheds a tear as cats in the cradle plays* See guys? This is the dream here. Forget your yachts. Get it together. That was beautiful man. Beautiful.
[INST] Tim Cook can’t cuck you unless you’re gay because he’s gay [/INST] Like he said. **Tim Cook cucked me**
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[INST] GTX 780Ti has been confirmed to be slower than R9 290X now [/INST] By the time that happened the 9xx came out and ever since amd been playing catch up. The only nice thing is that amd cards age better but that just might caz they rebrand them so many times
[INST] When did you buy this? What's your breakeven price? [/INST] I was actually just joking around because everything I have in Robinhood I've written off as spent money rather than investment purposes, but: Purchased this morning (had meant to buy Friday but forgot about the whole market closing thing), break even price at 15.32. No intention of exercising, essentially just aiming to sell it as near to cost as possible, probably just going to wait til 6/7 to sell the contract unless it starts dropping worse before then.
[INST] 2020 puts yolo [/INST] Prove it
[INST] Could go down [/INST] Damn
[INST] Be advised, OPs Mom.. big fan of the ole iron condor. [/INST] She likes a little on every side.
[INST] Show me your best bagholding. [/INST] TGIF, but I'm new.
[INST] Free Netflix. You don’t get rich by paying for shit you don’t have to [/INST] I love my free netflix
[INST] My grandpa loves talking about 'the market' with me. [/INST] 'back in the day I used to gamble on forex and made a lot of money, wasn't luck though '
[INST] rekt [/INST] What a degenerate
[INST] Thought about it [/INST] How low was it?
[INST] Ikr? I find myself realizing that often. [/INST] I wouldn't bother answering dtiftw he's posted 16000 pro GMO/Monsanto words this month to over 80 different subreddits on his purchased account. I can't prove he's a shill but he's tickin all the boxes.
[INST] Thirded. [/INST] FiF
[INST] Cant argue with that [/INST] no mu tattoo
[INST] When I read statements like yours, I get a tinge of jealousy. But then when I look at the screenshot I realize you're talking about $600 and it makes me raise an eyebrow. [/INST] It’s true, it’s not my whole position, but a chunk of what I added on the dip at $47 - $45. Selling a bit on the rips reduces my risk and locks in gains and I can rebuy lower. What’s not to like about that? That $56.76 buy today was still a hell of a fill if I say so myself.
[INST] It's a decent living, but not that many tendies tbh [/INST] I thought. Consultants made 100 tendies per hour.
[INST] You joke, but I fucking love jeopardy. Long jeopardy. [/INST] Buy puts. Alex will retire one day.
[INST] Just sayin posting a year long gain as a comparison means nothing to us. A 2 month comparison is more worthy of this sub, like OP posted. [/INST] Fine. MU went up 50% in ONE month this year. Fag.
[INST] Why the FD's on 6/8? Seems slightly possible to hit $185 but still risky [/INST] I usually try to close weeklies out by Thursday at the latest. Very rarely take them all the way to Friday. If I see a solid open today, I'll sell them. Just use them for a little riskier gamble short term while I think the long term trend is upward. Also, in this particular case, because we're in all time high territory, any move upward could be significant. I certainly wouldn't be surprised to see 188 this week. Yes, that's super optimistic, but we'll see what happens.
[INST] Whats the difference between ATM and ITM? [/INST] at the money and in the money. Stock at 10 you buy the 10.5 call= atm. stock a 10 you buy 9.5=itm
[INST] I think it's a good question, and the answer depends on your goal of the money. For r/personalfinance, I think $8,800 would be good because they improved over a longer time. For WSB, i'd want $6,400 so I could double down and throw my money away. [/INST] Hi faggot. The $6400 on AMD implies that you bag held AMD for a year watching it go through a deep sea diving expedition OR you somehow timed the entry perfectly and held and did not take profits, which we both know didnt happen. The MU gain we also both know MANY people have rode that beast up for the past year. Use your fucking brain young cuckling.
[INST] Took out a cash advance in an hour? 😂 [/INST] Proof comings.
[INST] So much for it not being Bullish... What do you think now? [/INST] Called it wrong, but I still don't see the reason for this spike. Still skeptical.
[INST] Bro how can I use a computer to find a RIM job? [/INST] backpage
[INST] Long term prospects not that great? [/INST] Not until we see an earnings report.
[INST] It's J Cairsoft brah [/INST] You know JCairaoft?
[INST] It's been a MONTH since ya'll were talking about TRIP. Did any of you get in on this? What do you think about it now? [/INST] Shit.....
[INST] I’m not shitting myself, i didn’t even set limit for myself on these, if they expire whatever I was wrong, the risk is worth it [/INST] I like your style
[INST] They're $115 strikes because I'm a retarded faggot [/INST] Thats an impressive level of braindead. I imagine you've been grinding that skill for the past 5 years non-stop to be that stupid.
[INST] a painful reminder [/INST] learned this with walmart calls
[INST] i just saw FB 'we're sorry' ad's on tv, never seen that before, they are scared of something. [/INST] I love those plus Wells Fargo's new 'Re-established 2018' ad campaign. Like c'mon lmao.
[INST] Nice poorfilio [/INST] I think you mean 'poorfolio'
[INST] Yodawg, heard you like banks [/INST] I want to give you at least 2 upvotes, so you can have an upvote with your upvote.
[INST] Collage-level allegra [/INST] Yeah but my professor gave me a Claritin D
[INST] yeah where I'm from friends call other friends momsie [/INST] hey its me ur momsie
[INST] The vendor lockin is really hard to get away from as it infests every other tool that you use. Often your IT teams have integrated its evil into every other part of your sales workflow. [/INST] Agreed. I actually don't mind SFDC so much as a salesperson it's just that it's apparently so customizable that my company made a huge mess of it. And we're in tech! Not sure if it's just the app management team we have or what. Looks completely different from the version I used at a previous job.
[INST] I’m kind of with you... I mean one he doesn’t know a simple thing but then again, it’s not like he jumped into options (like most of the retards here, me included) with no clue. And depending when he bought it... he could be up at a minimum of 40%. Which is more then I could say on my first “investment”, and most folks here could say. I’ll reserve judgement for now. [/INST] All three of you need to drink cyanide
[INST] Hi faggot. The $6400 on AMD implies that you bag held AMD for a year watching it go through a deep sea diving expedition OR you somehow timed the entry perfectly and held and did not take profits, which we both know didnt happen. The MU gain we also both know MANY people have rode that beast up for the past year. Use your fucking brain young cuckling. [/INST] Only because you suck or are poor.
[INST] I mean culture in form of manners, food and the way of living. Surely American culture is everywhere, but in my personal opinion most of the American culture is pure consumption without any feel for quality. Naturally not always but in most cases. [/INST] >without any feel for quality. >website >video games >movies >social networks >music Use the European version of these things for a year, then report back on quality.
[INST] Hey man long time no see. How ya been? [/INST] Good boo boo. You know how to get a hold of me.
[INST] Limiting risk limits rewards. Why would I be bullish and bearish on the same company? Pick a direction based on a catalyst and stick with it [/INST] People use straddles when they think a companies price will move significantly but aren't sure which way it will go.
[INST] Dont bet against the power of spoiled rich white girls [/INST] Yoga pants and pumpkin spice season is just around the corner. I'll stay away.
[INST] You're supposed to put that shit in your face, not in your basement. [/INST] I don't wanna judge, but it sounds like you might have [a drinking problem](https://m.popkey.co/9d67d6/oAxVD.gif)
[INST] Germany and France day whaaaaaat? [/INST] >long term English mother fucker, do you speak it?
[INST] Big if true. [/INST] # Bigger if true.
[INST] Fuck man I’m drunk. I’m not ur dad. I’m just some random guy. Ur dad sounds like a good dude though. Treasure your relationship with that man. [/INST] Honestly if you’re drunk you probably are my dad. And I do my dude, he’s a great guy
[INST] I wouldn't bother answering dtiftw he's posted 16000 pro GMO/Monsanto words this month to over 80 different subreddits on his purchased account. I can't prove he's a shill but he's tickin all the boxes. [/INST] Just noticed that; nothing quite screams 'shill' like only discussing one subject 95% of the time on over a dozen different boards. Pretty clear they just typed in 'GMO' and 'Monsanto' into search and went to town with copypasta.
[INST] Why's that [/INST] I’ve got a funny feeling in my balls it won’t work out
[INST] Yeah, I’m yoloing this weekly like a tard. If it does go up after ER I’m so fucked lol [/INST] Considering what happened with TIF aren’t you a bit worried?
[INST] and what's a computer? [/INST] something you probably can't afford.
[INST] same bought $290 Calls [/INST] If the shareholder meeting decides to screw Elon you can live in my shed.