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[INST] > xir lol :D [/INST] Reading that gave me 2 cancers. Youre both fags.
[INST] You bought Netflix at $31? [/INST] I did yeah, ashame I was poor as fuck back then. Got NVDA at $14 also
[INST] two ~~dudes~~ MU OTM Weekly calls at the same time [/INST] this guy keks
[INST] I love options to lose my money [/INST] Don't forget to tell us your positions OP!
[INST] 100 [/INST] 💯
[INST] its easy to say after the fact. [/INST] It was easy to say before the fact too. Or maybe I’ve just got Fear Of Joining Late (FOJL) so after I missed the first dash upwards, I kept my money away from it because I felt the odds were too great that it would drop on any whiff of bad news.
[INST] I dont think anything. You just click the button and they direct deposit you the money. [/INST] What’s the max you can get?
[INST] I don't think this is legal...what did he tell the bank it was for? [/INST] Gambling
[INST] hahahaha wow [/INST] Don't make me go full yinzer again, aight m8?
[INST] Big enough to be call a yolo [/INST] $50?
[INST] We all wish we were him [/INST] Lol I bet he watched Putin doing the complicated President to prime minister to president again routine and said 'ain't no body got time for that shit, I'll just scrap term limits and go double down on some militarized islands.'
[INST] Nice! Hoping some hella gains come our way my good man. [/INST] The plan is at some point it will crash down and I'll close those and then I have $59 strike calls as well that will capture the upside. Hope the game works..
[INST] So all in on WM right now? Possible 20% growth in next 6 months! [/INST] Go clean out your shithole garage, do not go st8t to dump-bring to curb, will soar to 97 by Tuesday afternoon
[INST] Up 2.5%, what is going on [/INST] priced in
[INST] Lol [/INST] Dude it's all about Wealthfront and Fundrise.
[INST] Problem is, rent is so damn cheap around here. That's my plan tho for my first major investment once i get about 100k cash saved up. Get like 10 properties, pay off the mortages quick then make bank [/INST] Why pay off the properties take out the equity and keep leveraging
[INST] Yeah the stock is so good that practically nobody trades options on it. [/INST] It's up 53% the past 3 months. Averages around 1M trades a day, not sure why theres so few options. There's only one expiration date per month to buy them for
[INST] up 2.4% since. [/INST] I was the tard that bought the morning the stock hit NYSE. This is good news if it gets other retards to buy in
[INST] Think I'd rather be this guy if I had to choose. [/INST] Just give home two weeks...
[INST] It’s called PokerStars and if you live in a gay state it’s called VPN. [/INST] https://www.vpnhub.com/
[INST] I bought 7/20 $15 puts today. This many autists can't all have tendies at once. It breaks a fundamental law of the universe [/INST] Im hoping for atleast a 14 by end of week
[INST] The level two stage supergenius guy has a blog that's pretty tough to read. https://royphiliposeblog.blogspot.com/ Here's a book he wrote, check out the reviews https://www.amazon.com/Future-Capitalist-Guide-Success/dp/146116916X [/INST] Quality comment. This is fascinating.
[INST] at no point would i hold $10k through a -10% dip and think “THIS IS FINE” mother fucker held $700k through a -20% dip and iirc he averaged up [/INST] Didn’t average up my average is 78
[INST] Don’t call it a comeback. Holding those Jan2020 $NAK and $HMNY calls. Why? Because I want them to come back into my life and hurt me one last time. [/INST] Just like your uncle
[INST] for real. 2020 leaps could be immensely profitable if the streaming service (launching fall 2019) has even a hint of being lit [/INST] it's not like they'll hold their ground until then. your calls are still affected by all fluctuations up until then. Plus those fuckers rise slowly and crash hard (Depending on strike, ofc)
[INST] I'm really not [/INST] People new to doing thing don't know much about doing thing yet. More at 11.
[INST] Source? [/INST] Years of shooting up at Starbucks around the country throughout the aughts. Locks were not put on until 2015.
[INST] Too many to fit in the screen but mostly swing trades on AMD, MU, SPY and short TSLA, SBUX aNd GE. [/INST] I've been doing a lot of swing trades, but just small positions to get a feel for it. Well played.
[INST] I’m more used to shorting, but yeah puts are better. [/INST] Selling puts is not shorting lol
[INST] Its probably being used as a hedge. This rise will drop a bit but new median should be 14 ish now or a bit above. [/INST] Yeah I'm 80% AMD stock and have a ton of way OTM puts just in case
[INST] Puts on Lulu? Why [/INST] Why not? Already lost over 50% so going to YOLO on some LULU puts if it reaches sub $120
[INST] 20k a year baby! Can i just graduate already do i can stick a giant banks dick for money? [/INST] Sucking dick doesnt work anynore, they want some dark shit to loan you dollars. What do you know about Chinese finger traps?
[INST] Has Canada given any indication on what US products they will target to retaliate? [/INST] I haven't heard any. Trudope is not a smart person. Frankly I was surprized to know that he wanted retaliation. He used to be a high school drama teacher. A businessman said once Trudope fighting against Trump is like Godzilla vs Bambi. I think he can only screw things up.
[INST] If more than 50% of WSB is in the black with their investments, then it’s worth it. [/INST] Just short /r/personalfinance and you'll be good
[INST] Subprime loans are profitable, and when proper risk management is taken, 2007 doesn't happen again. [/INST] It also helps to not package them into AAA CDOs
[INST] This. Also, YOLO at $15k is very different than at $150k. [/INST] nah it’s the same trust me i once had $10k in my account and today i have $3900
[INST] Hey, GrapeJelly33, just a quick heads-up: **alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] This is a good bot because next time you are writing you think, I don't want that little fucker piping up again, exposing my failings. So it kind of trains you.
[INST] I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before. I'll just make a lot of money so I can make a lot of money. Simple. [/INST] He did the math money.
[INST] This is what I come here for. [/INST] it’s retail though fucking-100%-gains-in-a-year retail our boy is gonna make bank edit: actually his expiry really fucking sucks so it’s honestly 50/50
[INST] Right. That’s why you don’t bet huge sums of money on FDs. Limit risk, much smaller chance of going to zero. If you pick your spots and can choose more winners than losers you will make money. You don’t bet the house on an OTM earnings play. [/INST] didn't play ER, $spy calls and puts exclusively
[INST] What is the sub for zero day Spx options (win or lose), if not here? [/INST] r/watchpeopledie
[INST] Monday play right here. I'm on it. I watched the same. Also watched the album listening party on new app called wav that came out. He tweeted it and it got like millions of signups that night. It is a dope app and it was free to signup but I dnt see why people would ever pay. [/INST] i literally never once regretted paying for spotify for the last 3 or 4 years i’ve had it
[INST] I agree. It’s just the valuation. [/INST] They just have crazy momentum. 2 years of reservations. The minute someone else competes with them in the space though the stock could tumble 20% in a day
[INST] That’s how retards get pdt. Stop losses are much more risky in today’s high volatility market [/INST] *stop hunting intensifies*
[INST] Warren is a bitch, then [/INST] Go ahead and short it big boy.
[INST] That’s not on RH [/INST] Absolutely disgusting
[INST] Obviously NE is not a state but the states in NE, the region, which I was referring to, have pretty high rates also. And 250 is just a 2 income house hold. The average Pajeet with a fake degree and no english skills makes about 160k a year fresh off the boat in the silicon valley. [/INST] NE is a state, its Nebraska.
[INST] if he pays off the loan it's like restarting except you don't owe anyone money. you just lose your own on the next yolo or you still make the same gains you did til this point [/INST] DO YOU EVEN YOLO
[INST] Gives me hope I'll come out green afterall [/INST] 'You don't lose money to the stock market. You lose money on the stock market.' - Unknown Autist
[INST] I have no doubt you'll be able to do it again. You can probably even make it happen a third time, too. It's once you start feeling invincible that shit hits the fan. Just remain humble and focus on maintaining the mindset you had when you began this endeavor. [/INST] GTFO OF HERE FAGGOT
[INST] Guess I’ll have to average down on Monday or Tuesday. We’ll see how Monday goes I guess. https://i.imgur.com/JyusSan.jpg [/INST] I don't agree with your life choices, but I can respect the follow thru. Nice balls.
[INST] Good idea, simple but never have thought to use this. Now I will. What do you use for this? [/INST] I use tradestops.
[INST] Bro it prints the money [/INST] So it's a mini printer?
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[INST] Nah, nothing to learn bruh. It’s all luck. [/INST] the thing to learn is discipline in entry and exit. i honestly dont know where people like you get your balls from. I dont know what your income is, but my income and portfolio size is decent, but id never put 5k into a short term play where you could lose it all. So good on you.
[INST] Pretty much just running a family business (medical practice), living well within our means and investing. [/INST] 'Living well within our means' 'Losing 800k in a week' probably didnt mix well... congrats on the comeback though
[INST] God I love this sub. [/INST] Same here mate
[INST] I had a nightmare where this sub was called r/holdmyhandthroughwallstreetbets [/INST] 😂
[INST] Ya from what I've read its a free for all. Canopy and other big Co's are not approaching anything like it is down there. Our Gov't has and is highly regulating all of Canada MJ sector and are looking at Canopy and other models to make lomg term strategies. We will show you how its done per say. [/INST] jesus christ, the faggotiness in this sub never ceases to amaze me. it's spelled 'per se' and you're using it incorrectly... and if you think canada's weed industry will be able to completely avoid market forces, you're in for a surprise
[INST] Yes, I don't know why you wouldn't just capture downward movement with puts, what's the point of just sitting on the sidelines watching the game? You buy OTM PUTS for cheap if you are scared of a big downward movement. [/INST] Those $55 MU puts are gonna make it rain (hopefully lol)
[INST] Depending on if this is your main or side account, with this low of money I’d sell anything that saw 150% But since I’m super rich compared to you (atleast 1.3x your account) the same rules might not apply. [/INST] I got greedy, learned a lesson, bouncing back for some more YOLO. It’s all gucci
[INST] Yeah but I have a regular job too. I don't want to day trade really. [/INST] He’s talking about using candles to see where to set your stop price so they aren’t set off with daily activity.
[INST] pft [/INST] No first post about eating the booty?????!!
[INST] Wall street raps [/INST] Theres got to be at least one black guy in this subreddit to rap it
[INST] Full blown, weaponized autism. [/INST] AMD= Autism of Mass Destruction
[INST] this will probably happen 😭 [/INST] my indicators are all indicating this is near a top. sell and be happy. if it goes up or down, you can sell now and be happy with the big win.
[INST] Any reason for the SQ puts beyond 'it won't hold $60' [/INST] I sold those, so I think it *will* hold above 60 by December.
[INST] 7% is pretty big deal. [/INST] You are missing the point between 6 million dollars worth of stock and 73 million shares traded
[INST] >It's coming down to $55. spicy prediction there you dumb fuck. closed up 2%, anyone else like me that bought dipped calls yesterday and sold today profited. [/INST] So you were in it for a 1 day trade? Good for you. I caught the 7% drop, so a low-volume 2% dead cat bounce means very little to me. It's still heading lower before it goes higher. Remember my name - I'll be the guy holding your money in two months.
[INST] I'd like to not to get charged with insider trading before I can even sell my own stocks. [/INST] That depends on how you know what you know.
[INST] stradle that itch [/INST] This is actually a decent strategy because you know these things are going bigly one direction or another, maybe the premiums make it too pricey Is there a way to sell puts/calls that would do well if it makes a big move either direction?
[INST] He's on RH [/INST] My futures trades all happen over at TOS. Also apart from slow execution, RH is fantastic.
[INST] He makes money if it was this week too haha [/INST] I can taste the schadenfreude in this post, and it's *delicious*
[INST] TEACH ME [/INST] Did the same. I'm 100% MU options. More lessons cost 2 MU FD's.
[INST] Why pay off the properties take out the equity and keep leveraging [/INST] Underrated comment right here. +1000
[INST] Or if you actually do not know and answer 'Do not know'. EDIT: Also, isn't choosing 'Refuse to answer' choosing an answer? [/INST] So woke
[INST] Berkshire is only good for the car insurance discount I get. [/INST] Hahaha still an easy way to profit of interest rate rises coming.
[INST] PANW prereleased Friday after the close. [/INST] Link?
[INST] Creditors but that really doesn't matter so long a business isn't in danger of bankruptcy. I'm talking about the origin of the income that bond holders get. When a corporate bond is sold the income isn't generated from. Issueing more bonds this isn't the us Treasury here. [/INST] Issuing a bond is not income. Issuing stock is not income. I don't know what you're trying to prove. Typically an owner of company would prefer to issue debt, so that they keep the equity. If you're raising capital to pay off debt - that's not a good sign of a healthy company.
[INST] How does the 'get free stocks' program work for them, I can't find any info on invites or anything on their website or app. [/INST] You just create your account and they give you the free stock.
[INST] No web interface, that I know of. It's definitely better than RH [/INST] Within the app, there is a tab 'our apps' with this screen for Webull, however, I do not think there is actually a non-mobile version as of yet. https://imgur.com/a/riarwpB
[INST] Can you explain to us plebs [/INST] Penny ante 5 card draw with your grandpa= Ally savings acct. Limit 7 card stud= Bonds 1/2 NLH= stocks 100/200 PLO8= FDs bought with payday loans.
[INST] You’d be insane to go short YY [/INST] Short it is then
[INST] I thought it was a retarded Luke Skywalker in the middle. [/INST] Can't unsee now
[INST] Couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic. The Nasdaq and Russell are seriously higher than they have ever been. [/INST] The “recession” comments are jokes.
[INST] I haven't heard any. Trudope is not a smart person. Frankly I was surprized to know that he wanted retaliation. He used to be a high school drama teacher. A businessman said once Trudope fighting against Trump is like Godzilla vs Bambi. I think he can only screw things up. [/INST] If Trump were any other politician, I might agree. But he’s senile and half retarded.
[INST] This is actually a decent strategy because you know these things are going bigly one direction or another, maybe the premiums make it too pricey Is there a way to sell puts/calls that would do well if it makes a big move either direction? [/INST] yea i would say the premiums would be the killer to this, the smart banks are already on it but there may still be an opportunity. could you imagine if it just went sideways lol gg
[INST] He’s talking about using candles to see where to set your stop price so they aren’t set off with daily activity. [/INST] Oh my bad.
[INST] No it isn’t. Microsoft changed CEOs and did a full 180 of the entire company. Satya is bae [/INST] CEO Steve Balmer was the worst thing to ever happen to MSFT.
[INST] Why do you hate em? [/INST] They outperform him.
[INST] Nigga I can barely read give me some slack [/INST] fair enough. in that case, this is quite impressive work. on the real, i dont mean to discredit your creative endeavor...
[INST] if it's not earnings that week for the company then yeah you easily get 100% returns but if it doesn't move or goes down gg [/INST] Gg bro may the gains be with you
[INST] Thanks man. Any recommendations come to mind? [/INST] There is a guy worth checking out: Positive investing. There is also : Financial education. They mostly talk about stocks. But to learn options, I started by watching Road to the 2 comma club (its a vlog). For more complex options strategies u have sky view trading, option alpha, etc.
[INST] Way better, fam. Will edit. [/INST] Shit. I [recorded](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8o73o2/wallstreetbets_without_me_music_video/) the original version. Had to improvise on that part.
[INST] Yeah until we start seeing 'soft defaults' where morons just stop paying. Probably won't destroy the economy since there's no CDS' on these things. Still not great if people stop paying. [/INST] Shhhhhhh. You’re going to give people ideas.
[INST] Go further and donate plasma. Money for booze and 1L less blood volume. [/INST] The machine replaces your plasma with a saline solution. No change in blood volume :(
[INST] Irrelevant without knowing your height. [/INST] Impressive if average height Unimpressive if short Concerning if tall
[INST] Yeah by the time I got to the later verses I was getting pretty tired of it, tbh. Phoned it in on the last few bars. [/INST] Dude listen, Eminem deserves better than that. Can you make something closer to No Love or Beautiful Pain?
[INST] What does literally any of what you wrote have to do what what I wrote? Where did I say DOD money is “free?” Where did I mention anyone’s family? Are you okay? [/INST] No please help
[INST] Real talk, even for a fatty he was dirt poor. [/INST] Yeah, for someone who opposed capitalism, he had no problem leeching off Engel's daddy's money.