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[INST] No you [/INST] No me
[INST] US owns both Apple and Android, gotta use one or the other its a 2 player market. But this is definitely concerning, no one wants to buy a fking chevy, I imagine Germans will buy Tesla. It's a status symbol car with crazy tech, they just can't make them fast enough [/INST] No one owns Android, it's free and open source software. What Google owns is some optional (but very popular) software that is usually bundled with Android, like the Play store, Play services, YouTube, Maps, etc.
[INST] Just torrent it like a normal person [/INST] and short NFLX
[INST] How far out did you purchase? [/INST] $105 june 8 and $107 June 22
[INST] Read the dudes post history. Month old account and about a zero percent chance he is above high school age by the way he types. This is a /r/thathappend post [/INST] i dont know whats worse: OP made up the story; or he is truly that stupid/greedy/gay
[INST] You got negative deltas to back that up? [/INST] You heard the man, show em cowboy.
[INST] See the 2 status bars? Lmao [/INST] The loss is so bad, OP had to downgrade his phone from an iPhone to the cheapest Android he could find.
[INST] it’s up 11 cents just believe me in filthy rich at this point [/INST] Up 2%!
[INST] What the fuck did you do? [/INST] Simple math. Down 8% and back up 8 is not break even
[INST] Did he end up getting modded? [/INST] I love going to threads from months ago and then realizing I posted multiple times in it.
[INST] fuck man idk. Just sell your calls and buy ones farther out. [/INST] Seriously. It sounds fancy as F and yes the more advanced brokerages have good allocation so you can properly tax allocate and figure out profit/loss on a roll. But at the end of they it's just closing the damn position and buying a new one.
[INST] Mad Max did seen the most realistic. If it was the apocalypse I would wear my BDSM shit around the town without shame [/INST] So shine, so gold.
[INST] More like Josh Blue famous [/INST] Who?
[INST] What's your strike? I'm guessing nicely ITM? [/INST] I sold 54 and move to 55 / 60
[INST] Please, $MU. Save yourself [/INST] up pre market right now.
[INST] Or the 100% losses. [/INST] I got away from AMD to avoid your shananigans. Don't tell me you're manipulating MU too.
[INST] Wait so we fell so you bought even more OTM calls? Teach me your autistic ways [/INST] Still have earnings to for market to line up with company fundamentals
[INST] $MU guaranteed. just 100% portfolio in MU [/INST] Basically what I did, dropped my pussy Bac calls and went all MU end of day
[INST] Use tasty it's only a dollar you poor fgt [/INST] $1 can get me a large sweet tea at mcdonalds
[INST] Your opinions mean nothing to me. [/INST] Jokes on you, I bought $4k worth of puts on COST yesterday 1 minute before close. I inversed myself..... its an advanced tactic. Didn't bet on anything else though.
[INST] He makes that Canadian faggot look like the Peter Lynch of trading AAPL. [/INST] Which Canadian guy?
[INST] Try it in large bid ask market and post back... paying a buck for multi leg order seems much more useful to me at least. But hey whatever works for you [/INST] I got multi order on robinhood (beta) . It's working well. I agree tasty is better if you don't have that beta. Buying spreads separately is a pain and risky. The fills aren't bad on robinhood though. Would be nice if someone did an analysis on fills that wasn't just someone's gut feeling
[INST] Yeah I did, I got like a 504... and I'm sure your not dumb. I study like 90 hours a week but I've never been a good student. It sucks because I know I can succeed in life. I taught myself how to trade, I started a business that nets me almost 6 figures a year, but I can't take a stupid test from these cuck PhDs. Idk, well figure it out. I've looked at PA and other things. I don't want to really do finance as a career but obviously anything is on the table [/INST] I got the equivalent of a 506, not that big a deal. Doesn't indicate future success. If youve already got a successful business PA is the way to go. Two years of school if you have health care work hours (they're super vague on what that can be) and you earn 75% of a hospitalists salary lol Edit: plus these PAs somehow always make their way into the doctors lounge and steal food.... 🤔🤔 Not a bad gig
[INST] My guess is your 7/20 is solid af. Don't get spooked by a single day, you chose the long option for a reason. If you do shit like sell early and get spooked you should be selling spreads instead [/INST] Gotta risk it to get the biscuit
[INST] Selling calls and buying puts at the same strike is literally just shorting stock but with less liquidity you caveman [/INST] Can’t do that on RH
[INST] Not smart enough to read but the movie was sad! [/INST] Sad? No way. Marley makes that iron condor play on Apple and saves the whole company
[INST] L E V E R A G E E V E R A G E [/INST] See I'm in Europe where we can get leverage on stocks, so are there any other advantages?
[INST] They should make a porn version with a dick in the box [/INST] They do. Trust me.
[INST] We have an american wannabe canadian here [/INST] you caught me
[INST] It can't dip to 40 because I got $55 puts! [/INST] Lol i know right.
[INST] Only magic marker, don't waste food [/INST] /r/frugal_jerk
[INST] The irony was that block buster almost bought Netflix [/INST] If Enron wasn’t such a fuck up blockbuster almost was Netflix
[INST] What did you expect to happen on this call? They literally just came out with estimated eps, share buybacks, etc. less than two weeks ago at the investor day. There were never going to be revisions made again after 10 days. You made a stupid gamble and will probably lose even more tomorrow as MU continues to slide. What the Jacob dude likely means is that you should have waited for upward momentum on strong volume before dumping money in. [/INST] did I not just say I made a dumb move faggot? thanks for the lecture though. I expected something said to calm down a 5% drop, even mentioning it and disagreeing with it probably would have turned the price around. Waiting for strong momentum on high volume on MU is a great way to miss a run up and be stuck holding the bag.
[INST] What do you think about tomorrow?... [/INST] idk i moved all the money to BAC calls
[INST] It's the radiation, man. Stuff messes with your head. Just like the fluoride. [/INST] THEY ARE MAKING FROGS GAY!!!
[INST] My brother that's the move. ATM or what? [/INST] $58.5, it's up 30% right now. Feels so good I may close it and sell some covered TSLA calls.
[INST] go for it. it looks quite bullish given all the factors in play. good luck. [/INST] Thank god I did not
[INST] A lot of the newer bonds especially in 2017 were “illegally issued” by the second congress. If Venezuela goes under there’s a high chance of u taking a total loss. Unless ur yield is more than u paid for it, no one is going to loan u shit [/INST] I see. How can a govt issue illegal bonds I'm real curious
[INST] Not so well for me. I have SPY exp 6/11 that are currently down big time due to those damn Italians & whatever the fuck Orange Boy did earlier today. [/INST] Man the SP is so fucking predictable and playing exactly to what the most basic technicals (points of historical resistance) are right now. I’ve been play calls and puts 100% based on SPY going back and forth between about 279.5 and 274. Portfolio is up 323% from my low right now (still not positive overall) and I lost ~15% of my total yesterday in 2 ER gambles with zero DD on both, so should be up ~400% and even. But that’s why we’re on WSB
[INST] She definitely has some extra chromosomes [/INST] Her and JR Smith can bond over this!
[INST] I know from experience. [/INST] no you don't
[INST] I don't know, looks pretty legit to me ;) [/INST] Yeah, I just checked Twitter. It's for sure legit.
[INST] People who aren't poor go there too. -Source: me, not poor [/INST] Aww, you're poor on the inside. That's what counts.
[INST] Thanks, makes a lot more sense [/INST] http://ontt.tv/1Wlu30y?utm_campaign=tt-ios&utm_medium=sms&utm_source=social-share Watch this series of videos. It’s super basic but helps you understand some of the lingo and basic principles.
[INST] I'm actually looking for a brokerage/trading platform. Do you have any recommendations? 1k is my absolute max that I would start with, Id want to start out going long on some stocks, and use some for options trading when I feel comfortable getting into it. [/INST] Tastyworks.com It’s the trading platform made by the people who made tastytrade.com. I personally use TDAmeritrade but I don’t think you’ll get approval with less than $2500-5000 in the account.
[INST] Calls are 90% up today alone. 6/16 $25s. Wondering if I should sell or stick it out for the (possibly) exponential tendies [/INST] it's a tough one. I'm up 30% on shares in a couple of weeks. eventually the run will be over, though we're not exactly slowing down.
[INST] I’m in college. That’s all I need to say [/INST] Don't worry you'll still be retarded after college.
[INST] Thank god I did not [/INST] lol yup it took a break today
[INST] Tastyworks.com It’s the trading platform made by the people who made tastytrade.com. I personally use TDAmeritrade but I don’t think you’ll get approval with less than $2500-5000 in the account. [/INST] I’ll check out tastyworks. TD is also on my radar when I become eligible to use it, but I’m a little concerned about the fees, is the platform really worth then high fees?
[INST] Aww, you're poor on the inside. That's what counts. [/INST] Rich people don't stay rich by spending tons of money. I'm going to shop at the places that give me the best deals... it's pretty simple. Anyone investing should understand that fully. I suppose poor on the inside is a pretty good way to describe it- because you can't stay rich forever if you're not poor on the inside.
[INST] Im curious as well [/INST] Pls op 🙏
[INST] Buy calls whenever Amazon isn’t in the news. When AMZN is in the news or in a Trump tweet, also buy calls. [/INST] yeah. do tell, how's that working for ya?
[INST] They can technically. Let Cumfuck have FOX and they just create online video streaming with their content. [/INST] Iger is married to cable. Roseanne should fire him.
[INST] I’d wager you weren’t making retarded statements like this a couple of years ago... [/INST] personally think trump is a bigger disappointment than Obama was.
[INST] Dont forget you're retarded though [/INST] Isn't retardation implied simply by being part of this community?
[INST] I didn't want to assume their genders. [/INST] I never said they couldn't be feminine dicks
[INST] That’s good for you, bc that’s a dumb target [/INST] I don’t think it’s going to hit $35 by then but those options are going for 0.30 right now and I have no doubt they’ll go up next week with a delta of 0.12 and gamma at 0.04 could make something off of them
[INST] $1 can get me a large sweet tea at mcdonalds [/INST] fatass
[INST] Done. [/INST] How big of a loan do I need to take out to get a flair?
[INST] ~13% wasn't as reckless as this guy just looking to minimize margin interest [/INST] How?
[INST] At least 1/3? Only if OP is making >190k this year Edit: I am assuming US, federal only. Short term cap gains is taxed like regular income in the progressive brackets. I live in a 0 income tax state, get on my level. [/INST] For real wtf. Look at the tax bracket. 30% is crazy.
[INST] It was a very expensive lesson to learn in my case. [/INST] Now you tell me. What do you think abou this? Buy calls 3 months ahead to allow room for manuvering and sell prior to ER.
[INST] Yeah, but we at WSB here have minimum standards even for retards. [/INST] there go like 2/3 of the subs
[INST] Tell me why my boy. Long term? [/INST] Looks like VIX is going back to 12.50. That is when I would watch and see if we go back down again. Seems like we are still working through a range in the market but tech is still hot hot hot.
[INST] Well that escalated quickly, Im long AMD so no feelings hurt here. Good luck [/INST] Just fucking with ya bud
[INST] Shouldn't it be closer to 90k? [/INST] sold them early and bought stocks instead T_T
[INST] well I bought puts near end of day yesterday worked out pretty well, sold near bottom and bought calls just dumped those so now i have more dollars than I did yesterday. [/INST] Here’s my “DD” on snap, Anecdotally speaking. People in my age group are moving away from it ever since the update at least in terms of stories. They are posting a lot more Instagram stories and instagrams ad integration and data is miles ahead of anything snap has. Snapchat is just for hitting up you ex after a long night of drinking and that’s a hard thing to make money off of.
[INST] Never leave the table. I just get my mail forwarded to the table now. [/INST] How many cats you have man?
[INST] I'm gonna say what any man with two penis' would say, when his tailor asks if he dresses to the left or the right. [/INST] Cudderkid was flirting
[INST] I probably should do the same fuck me. What’s ur strangle? [/INST] I'm short the July monthly 100p/105c for 3.81 Currently down 20 cents. I did it when volatility was a tiny bit higher yesterday.
[INST] Design Zen? [/INST] Mike Clark
[INST] But I wanna get rich first [/INST] Get into finance, become a cfo, invest salary in autistic gambles.
[INST] That's 4 years salary before tax. Well played. I need a new job, if only I was better at YOLO'ing options. [/INST] You make $179K a year before tax? and you think you're broke?
[INST] brk is so far behind the modern day market. the safe big boy companies just dont have the growth room that these relatively new products that are filling people's lives do. even in the event of a crash these big companies including tech have become blue chips in terms of how pivotal they are to people lives. there is little point in holding a load of old companies that have had market saturation for years when theres other things still growing massively. [/INST] Berkshire’s a company that gets your money without you knowing you’re giving them your money. They’ll be fine.
[INST] Robinhood web doesn't do options either [/INST] Account -> History -> Scrape away.
[INST] You shut you whore mouth. [/INST] You’re. And we were only taking notes from you.
[INST] Ubisoft has a different game I am looking at. Skull and bones I think it's called. Pirate style mmo. [/INST] read the fucking title
[INST] I had calls for NVDA that was 260$ before ER. That was due June 1st. Also lost out on my lulu puts [/INST] Don’t worry, just make 1000% gains next month and you’ll be fine.
[INST] >If it isn't down 5% ban me. /u/TheThingsUnsaid Are you alive? [/INST] ded. Still technically have Monday tho lol
[INST] Which Canadian guy? [/INST] If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand
[INST] You sell stock to get money in return. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. [/INST] Big if true
[INST] $105 june 8 and $107 June 22 [/INST] *when did you purchase
[INST] Usually they have a higher chance to break even. They may be more expensive but have a lower risk to be unprofitable. [/INST] Thanks for the info, I figured it was something along those lines. So far I’ve only been buying ITM calls that are dated a few months out and I’ve had good luck so far. I don’t have the balls to buy anything expiring in less than a month yet.
[INST] your\*, dimwit [/INST] Ditto
[INST] Nooooo. :( Were you short everything today? [/INST] That's what she said
[INST] But 100% gains either way or 4 way. Doesnt matter. all gains matter. [/INST] Gains? Do you even bet, brah?
[INST] Either way it’s a sign that someone expects 58-59 to be its new base [/INST] Maybe, or maybe not.
[INST] It's mu 65 7/20s lol it's not close [/INST] You could have bought before MMs moved the weekend theta out of the price
[INST] Memeo [/INST] This not being spelled 'meme-o' made me REEEEEEEEEEEE a little bit.
[INST] 54%? Nigga my entire portfolio swung 48% this week alone, now to just under +200%. On RH options for a month. Miss me with that faggy shit. [/INST] TEACH ME
[INST] I’m 100% long MU, QQQ, and SQ calls that expire in 3-4 months so I’m also hoping we reach a new ATH asap. [/INST] All the calls I have in my port expires either end of month or July 20... 3-4 month is totally fine even if we get something like February again. You shouldn't worry
[INST] Oh I get it, it's just very strange that for the last 15 years really everyone has had the sentiment that this thing was dead and a dividend stock at best compared to other tech like aapl over the same time frame. [/INST] No it isn’t. Microsoft changed CEOs and did a full 180 of the entire company. Satya is bae
[INST] This aged poorly. [/INST] Sell on strength fam, buy on weakness. Going to be going up and down rest of the year
[INST] the Zuck doesn't need to eat... he clearly just charges. [/INST] He does it for the memes.
[INST] There is no risk averse strategy when it comes to options. [/INST] Covered calls
[INST] For real wtf. Look at the tax bracket. 30% is crazy. [/INST] 30% would be good, where the fuck do you people live that 30% is low, in fucking somalia or something? My state alone taxes me at 13%.
[INST] Oh man rip his naked calls. Moral of the story, picking pennies in front of a mu roller works until it doesn’t [/INST] He makes money if it was this week too haha
[INST] They need more yachts. [/INST] Convince them to buy yachts made of lambos.
[INST] ikr? I've made some dank -85% returns on my account in the two weeks I've been trading. [/INST] hey good thing you're fighting the good fight against the man by not paying those commissions!
[INST] > Also thinking about spy puts as I think trump will do something foolish over the weekend. Why not just buy TVIX instead? [/INST] Can you buy options on TVIX?