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[INST] Is that so? [/INST] Doubt it. Once I make some money back on my defense calls I’m buying some $APA calls
[INST] I wondered where the missing thousands in my account were. I wonder no more [/INST] How dare you sell these to us! Also, do you have more at a cheaper price, sir?
[INST] Chinese Stacies watch Bilibili too but it barely earns then revenue [/INST] because servers costs the same but targeted ads don't make money because chinese people are still pretty poor, that is why tencent hasn't built its ads business as strongly as its gaming one.
[INST] Assuming your kids get new txt books. My friend in okc says their history book says Bush is president and we haven’t invaded Iraq yet [/INST] well, is it too early to short the housing market?
[INST] Couldn't he just exercise worst case? [/INST] Sure but that's assuming the price doesn't shit out by then.
[INST] 1% isn’t rich, that’s only like 400k a year. My fucking neighbors kid makes more than that and he’s 23. [/INST] Take a look at the average 'luxury' German car driver. Pro-tip, they ain't fucking rich.
[INST] Don't like trading with kid gloves on? Use a real broker. I can appreciate their range of offerings along with no fee trades, but their target audience are retarded millenials. [/INST] Someone called?
[INST] With Italy in chaos and Spain’s government about to take a 180, I think Europe is going to have a hard time fighting back. France and Germany will protest but I think it’ll be muted and priced in. Plus, with regards to Canada and Mexico, I thought we were already pretty close to a new Nafta? This could just speed up those negotiations. [/INST] Did fox fucking news tell you NAFTA talks were almost done, and the best negotiator is getting a great deal? Where did you hear that bullshit?
[INST] No, no, no. It has nothing to do with the product itself being shitty. It is simply one massive, globalist, deep\-state, Fake News Media, Witch\-Hunt!, conspiracy to keep Chevy's off of German roadways. [/INST] [I mean they are such crappy cars. You have to ride outside them](https://image.stern.de/7897970/uncropped-940-656/d9e5074cd6d5c5a835d5f445e36d6e16/eg/trump-im-mercedes2.jpg)
[INST] I bought CRSP AH last night and it's the only thing I have that's actually going up today. Shoulda went YOLO on CRSP [/INST] I decided to pickup some 7/20 calls at $80 strike. We'll see where they go.
[INST] But losing 70% of anything is pretty damn hard. [/INST] What about if you’re down 90% from yesterday?
[INST] 6/15, mostly $64 and a $65 [/INST] Fuckin 2 weeks out.... shit it’ll recover before then. Sanjay’s stache wills it
[INST] You notice how there was a giant sell off yesterday after a blazing start? Ever think Morgan Stanley wants to take a big position in $MU and catch the rebound? Honestly feels like market manipulation and $MU is volitile enough and investors can be spooked easily. [/INST] We see market manipulation but big bois dont get punished. So just buy and sell stocks and calls shouldve been sold to close when it hit 64
[INST] Get this man a box. He may need it [/INST] get this man a coat and a brick!
[INST] Summer Internship. I’m a Finance and Investment Banking double major. [/INST] investment banking is a major at your school? lit
[INST] Thanks for your explanations. I didn't know each contract is 100 shares. That makes sense. Another question. If you think a stock will go up, why shouldn't you buy call options? If it goes below your call $, you'll only lose your contract cost. Right? [/INST] If you think a stock will go up, you SHOULD buy call options. If the stock price goes below the strike at expiration, the call option is worthless. The most you can lose is what you paid to buy that call option, correct.
[INST] I'm long, August/October calls, so I'm just sitting on my current 20% loss and going to laugh my ass off to the bank when MU goes to $90 EOY [/INST] I'm thinking I might follow suit. IT'S BUYING SEASON
[INST] It is immensely, infinitely complicated because we're trying to predict the future. You could spend your whole life learning and not know everything there is to know. [/INST] ofcourse it’s “immensely difficult”to predict the future.thats cause it’s impossible.. . Would you say playing the lottery is “difficult”... because that’s what it sounds like your basing your difficulty off of, the fact that it’s hard to understand the future. I agree it’s difficult to predict the future.. but that is more so about reality and physics then options trading
[INST] Be greedy when others are fearful [/INST] No it's a sell the news situation
[INST] AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT [/INST] well, it only works if your style is low volatile stuff. Then you have guys like einhorn who do insurance but then lose it all shorting amazn and tesla
[INST] There was a ford model that did really well in Europe a few years ago. I think it became the Fusion? Maybe the fiesta? He just happened to pick on shithole Chevy. [/INST] Can confirm, Ford's smaller cars do quite well in EU. This isn't even about Trump seeing less german cars in the US. GM is probably building him a new limousine.
[INST] Punished for trying. This keeps with the spirit of trading options [/INST] No, encouraged to try and punished if you suck, like when you trade options
[INST] Then Trump will pull out of the WTO and all hell will break loose [/INST] I laughed way too hard at this, and then realized you could be right..
[INST] Yeah they're not show-stoppers. I'm still waiting for Theranos IPO. [/INST] I love you.
[INST] lmfao poor guys been banished to the cesspool of r/stocks [/INST] As long as people keep asking about his ass tattoo then I don't care where he posts.
[INST] Sanjay announces 100B buyback, taking company private and instilling faithful WSB mu call holders to permanent seats on the board. [/INST] I'm down for a buyback but I am not down for taking it private unless they announce a buying price of $100 / share because RIP my calls
[INST] MU got nothing on AAOI. AAOI shows how moonbound looks like, 9% and counting. [/INST] It also showed what deep earth drilling looks like too.
[INST] But maybe it won't split. Next year? [/INST] Who knows, but when they started splitting it was around this price and it hasn’t been around there since
[INST] Please stop taking [/INST] MU works in mysterious ways
[INST] All depends. I have a ton of money in my checking account. But I keep it there because I am opportunistic with real estate. But if you saw it you would think I was an idiot but little do you know I am just a faggot that also buys FD’s in accounts you can’t see from you worthless CU job. [/INST] Same here. Cash offer, fix, rent, flip/refinance, repeat.
[INST] I have 200 6/1 30$s. Had a bad morning and they wouldn't sell because no one was buying. Now I'm down 75% after 50% yesterday [/INST] BAC calls raaaaaaaaping me today. BAC LEAPS probably a good play. Buybacks, rising rates, tax cut, etc, we'll make a nice run this year.
[INST] He's also training his body to be able to digest gold. [/INST] the stupid thing is that if he succeeded that would basically be reverse organic alchemy
[INST] Tune into the conference at one to find out if you get anal or end up getting anally fucked again [/INST] Link?
[INST] It was $PVH [/INST] is it going to go up?
[INST] Did MS ever say what the clouds ARE? Or were they just like' fuggin clouds dude, or like what ever hehehehe' [/INST] They just said their contacts in the industry arent as confident in micron as everyone else, so they said they'd rather be safe and have a neutral position on it than be bullish and be wrong. Dumb af
[INST] That's even better than I did with my put yesterday. [/INST] Unfortunately it's only for a couple hundred bucks but that's a start.
[INST] You're moon bound. The only thing better would've been options at 30. [/INST] Unfortunately it's only for a couple hundred bucks but that's a start.
[INST] It literally did shit the bed after reaching ATH. Look at the chart from yesterday. [/INST] Do people only look at 5 day charts? MU almost hit $100 back around 2000
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[INST] actually the EU imposes 10 percent tarifs on US cars, while the US imposes 2.5. Also only the SUVs and certain cars are made in the US. Sedans are still made in Europe, smaller cars in China. Basically where the market is. Just stating facts, I agree that that shit from Trump is dumb af. [/INST] I would basically approve of reciprocal tariffs there... but he is not about raising them to an equal level. Also, the US automakers basically have sub-brands in Europe that manufacture everything here. Opel and Vauxhall come to mind, for example.
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[INST] Why tho? Edit: I guess rule #7. You right [/INST] Bruh, you have no idea how many MU posts pop up every hour. Just pointless shit constantly so they need to be wrangled.
[INST] Jealous as fuck man. Lost $10k today. Fuck man, worked so hard to get there and now I'm back to square one. Fucking fuck. [/INST] I feel your pain... I got locked out my account for PDT rules too... Going back to Robinhood thanks to that. This shit is -8.49% at this time.
[INST] HAHAHAHAHA [/INST] Don't think i didn't notice your post ;)
[INST] Been eyeballing the balls off of the oct 19 70 calls. [/INST] stop eyeing it and buy it
[INST] I'm going to buy MU puts at the bottom! [/INST] Please god let this be the bottom........
[INST] it's MU ya never know [/INST] But $70? That's some ballsy move.
[INST] Lol good luck. Theta's gonna kick you in the dick [/INST] Yeah, but I don't really have many choices at this point. I ain't closing with an account balance of $250 on a previously $1250 brokerage account. Besides, from a fundamentals standpoint a dip this severe doesn't make sense. I'm going to hold and hope for an earnings run-up.
[INST] I bought puts cause I thought they were overheating and MU would drag them down, hasn't played out yet, but hopefully they dump this afternoon. If they do I'll use the proceeds for some longer dated calls [/INST] same
[INST] Same exact. We're not going to be okay m8. I wish you luck, I sold at a massive loss and am going to take a break for a while. Too tilted, too many bad plays. [/INST] Yeah, I have a small account but it's worth $250 right now when it was $1300 yesterday at open. I feel kind of numb right now. I don't even want to close the position at this point. If there's a recovery even north of $60 I would be able to close at above ~$800.
[INST] >exchange blowjobs with goldman execs No way that's two way street... If so, what's the point of being a Goldman exec [/INST] i feel like ol’ lloyd does it for the love of the game
[INST] On the bright side, it can't get much worse. Cut guidance into thousandths, CEO embroiled in a triple rape murder suicide, Trump specifically attacking it, trade war on, actual nuclear war, you name it. Even for institutions there aren't much more profits to take. [/INST] Its still up like30% in a month
[INST] Thanks, appreciate the link. Thought so. This rhetoric is big here, and even bigger in the seekingalpha comments section. Quite astonishing, frankly. [/INST] Yeah, I hear you. Btw the wiki refers to banking and research departments but these rules generally apply to the sales and trading department too. Also you mentioned frontrunning research — that’s also illegal and a few research analysts got disbarred / fined over the last few years for it.
[INST] ?? [/INST] pdt?
[INST] Same. [/INST] Tempted to double down tbh
[INST] [Yup](https://www.myinstants.com/instant/the-price-is-right-losing-horn/) [/INST] > I thought I caught the bottom of yesterday’s “dip”. Bought Jan 19 $70’s for $6.50 a pop. Already down 32%... what do I win? Dude, you're good. You have 1/19 calls.
[INST] I'm here for the shitposts, tendies, and to waste a small amount of money. I'm not trying to get rich trading options. I'll never have the acumen or YOLO tendencies. [/INST] Just keep it conservative. 1% gain a day is 260% a year
[INST] my anger with MS knows no bounds today. blatant market manipulation. id be less angry if i were holding puts... obviously. [/INST] Super obvious 😂
[INST] REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! [/INST] Art of the deal, fgt.
[INST] You should share them in an imgur album [/INST] Yes please share!!
[INST] They aren’t a tech company, they are a music company. If they were a tech company they would have had a good first ER. The bad ER is how we know they aren’t a tech company, thus proving my thesis correct. [/INST] But it says “Spotify tech”. It can’t be wrong
[INST] Vote democrat in nov [/INST] They got my vote. They better kick that orange shit down the street when they win.
[INST] Hope you got out. -8% and free falling. [/INST] Nah, sold my 6/15 calls thankfully but can’t afford a wash sale on these losses, riding my June 22/29 calls to ER and beyond because that’ll clear the cloud of bs affecting the stock. Worst case the 70k calls I have on 22/29 will recover a bit and then I’ll have a partial loss I’ll make up for with my long term 7/20, 8/19, 10/21 calls on MU
[INST] I'm hoping so. [/INST] Take flight with me, brother
[INST] i never knew how someone could post like this. i wouldnt have the stomach. anyways on the real let us know if you aint alright. you can make it back, just dont dig a deeper hole. regroup and come back stronger. best of luck thanks for the giggle. [/INST] Same, when I lost 3k in a week I couldn’t even go on WSB. Literally had to stop thinking about the market for at least two weeks
[INST] Lol clip just meaning it wasn’t the full livestream [/INST] I do love that ending
[INST] Just ride this one out dude no need to jump on a falling knife [/INST] Thank you for a bit of sensible advice among a sea of down syndrome. You've prevented me gambling away money I probably shouldn't haha.
[INST] Yeah that’s pretty retarded [/INST] Well yeah now that everything is fucked.
[INST] MM?😂😂😂😂😂 [/INST] Market makers
[INST] i mean, most paths within a program are considered to be a major if that's the area you're focused on. it's a major in finance, and investment banking is one possible application of such a program, and if they have specialized courses offered within the program, then I think that's fair. it would be a finance major with an emphasis in IB. it's the same sort of shit for most fields. [/INST] Which is different than a Finance and Investment Banking double major
[INST] Long MSFT for easy moneys you’re welcome [/INST] That is the most accurate human generated forecast, thank you!
[INST] If you have a call option doesn't that mean someone else has a short put and must settle in cash? [/INST] No
[INST] Well it was on r/Entrepreneurs, most of those guys don't gamble on stocks instead they just gamble on startups on kickstarter [/INST] r/Entrepreneurs is such a retarded place. 65% of it is circle-jerking over people like james altucher and neil patel and the rest is people asking about bootstrapping their Amazon FBA 'startups'
[INST] Stronger after dip. [/INST] buy the dip. all of it.
[INST] I bought calls and sold them latter for a 25% profit. If i held I would be up 700% or more. [/INST] Calls with a 40 strike?
[INST] Pretty shitty for the employees. My last company did $1B buyback but froze wages and cut bonuses to do so. I’d be okay with it if they coupled the buyback with a one time employee bonus as well [/INST] Sounds like you work for a bunch of faggots
[INST] How do I sell half an option to cover my initial cost minus $7? Asking for a friend. [/INST] LOL, you go down in flames like the faggot you are.
[INST] ah the good ol’ what goes up must come down logic [/INST] That logic burnt me on NFLX
[INST] A sign in that? [/INST] In what?
[INST] What's the news? [/INST] we didn't start the fire
[INST] For sure. Rich to me is paying your bills, putting some back for a rainy day *and* retirement, vacations every year, probably got the kids in a private school, and still having some left over each month... all that shit. [/INST] how much do you pay your prostitutes and how much is your coke
[INST] You will get one if I do. [/INST] if you need animu weeb shit im your fag
[INST] [I mean they are such crappy cars. You have to ride outside them](https://image.stern.de/7897970/uncropped-940-656/d9e5074cd6d5c5a835d5f445e36d6e16/eg/trump-im-mercedes2.jpg) [/INST] MBs based on the W220 platform were pretty shitty cars.
[INST] > relate to [/INST] this guy likes butt stuff ^
[INST] FD Crew or nothing. [/INST] Ride or die
[INST] Free drinks and easy access to high rises in Vegas! [/INST] Also hookers. Sorry i mean escorts
[INST] I closed yesterday. Feel like such a big boy. [/INST] Me too! I opened puts just before we peaked. Red since friday but paid today. That downgrade is such BS they probably saw a huge OI on calls leading up to ER and had to shut it down early
[INST] What I actually look like when I talk. [/INST] what I actually look like.
[INST] Maybe I should rephrase the word “friend” it’s just a dude that I see outside when I’m smoking a cig on “breaks” [/INST] Yeah, man, even I'd give you a reference. He's a dick.
[INST] so many starving faggots would kill to have that flair [/INST] who do I have to kill to get spinning dick flair?
[INST] For sure. My original point though was 15% of people aren't making enough to even *barely* afford those things, especially with shit credit. You'd be talking $6k a month just in a mortgage and 2 car payments. Plenty of morons with $800-1000 truck payments that live with roommates in apartments; see the W. TX oil patch for acres of that. [/INST] haha, I dunno, I think an $80k truck would be about $1500-$2000 a month in mortgage payments, and a $500k house can be $1500-$2500 depending Anyway, I think we're on the same page here..
[INST] Like 2.5 mil as of recently. Probably low 6 digits shaved off of that this morning tho. Guy must have gigantic balls Idk how he handles those swings. I couldn't do it [/INST] My estimate is he lost $750k today. Adamantium balls.
[INST] Depends on this guy's situation though. If he's worth 50million, still bad but not a huge deal. However, if he's 35 and this is his life savings... [/INST] It's /r/WSB my dude, don't we all have our life savings in this?
[INST] My pleasure, faggot. [/INST] r/beetlejuicing
[INST] I buy puts out of spite, never for profit. [/INST] Respect.
[INST] So I've got the August 70 call right now. You're telling me there's hope? Do I hold through earnings? Was planning to sell before ER if I come back up to breaking even [/INST] You'll be fine unless you bought at ATH or something...
[INST] Unless you had calls expiring tomorrow just sit and wait. I'm not even super bullish on MU, but market manipulation is rather plain here. It'll be back over $65 in a matter of weeks at the most. [/INST] Point is a bit more care on mu bets could’ve kept people rich rather than swinging back and forth
[INST] July 20 52.5/55/57.5 butterfly, 35c for max 2.5 profit - lets go [/INST] My nigga. I've got the 50/55/60 butterfly.
[INST] Check the daily RSI. It is indicating that it is overbought. [/INST] I guess the you don’t understand how much the server market is worth
[INST] Self driving cars should be banned totally. Can you imagine if most cars on the road where self driving and they were hacked to do what ever the fuck the hacker wanted them to do.... Let me post an example of what could happen https://youtu.be/pwYcnnbiRB4 [/INST] Found the uber driver.