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[INST] Why would I sell it at a discount instead of waiting a year and getting 5%? Why would someone buy it from me for a discount instead of getting the 10%? [/INST] Selling at a discount or holding 5% are equivalent because you can reinvest that sale into a 10% - the cash flows you get should be the same return. It is called the “no-arbitrage rule”. Otherwise there is an opportunity to make risk-free money.
[INST] you’re joking but my family’s like 98% in real estate and 2% Vespas [/INST] [hows your lemon crop in sicily coming along](https://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=580820776)
[INST] More lulz https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeXwAnKWsAE_OP8.jpg:large From Panama papers https://twitter.com/PlainSite/status/1001470364998762496 Sounds like your traditional weight loss company. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeX1BX2U0AAYtu8.jpg:large [/INST] Well cocaine does make you lose weight
[INST] kinky [/INST] Quite normal in Italy actually
[INST] Translation: A lot of investors are going to over-react this morning... so buy the dip, because by mid day it’ll be business as usual. Translation: This isn’t a dip, it’s flaccid. Sell everything. Translation: Do nothing until mid day. Second guess your faggieness and wish you would have sold everything or bought everything. [/INST] Sign me up for one of each, gotta diversify ya know.
[INST] aim higher man, I want to hit the 290 resistance before i sell my 6/1 280 calls [/INST] It's rebounding during a week of shut down, this is so random. What will happen once we find out their numbers next week?
[INST] If you always pick winners, you don't need to diversify. [/INST] Agree, but if you need to live off of your investments, extra caution is warranted
[INST] If TA worked half as well as the followers of it act like it does, they’d all be so rich by now they wouldn’t bother with commentary on shit [/INST] IMO ta is a decent indicator when to bail or consider a position but it doesn’t predict shit
[INST] surprisingly a handful of people have never heard of Elon or Tesla [/INST] You're right, those uncontacted indigenous tribes
[INST] Don't you have a time machine? [/INST] You think if I had a time machine I'd be here, trolling you fags? No. I'd be on my yacht, giving Warren Buffett a dollar bill everytime he called me daddy.
[INST] That’s nice and all but my calls are bleeding right now (with the exception of MU). [/INST] I feel like you'd find your problem if you read back what you just wrote.
[INST] Hey thanks for suggestion. Support in 93-94 range and the current dip very barely qualifies as a dip. I'm not digging it [/INST] Fair enough.... 4% on AXP is a fairly large dip... I grabbed shares at 97.02 for a swing... I eyed AMAT and I found MTCH as well and loaded up. Noticed you did the same plays so we think alike $$
[INST] Berlusconi versus Trump. [/INST] Di Maio vs Salvini, no mercy
[INST] I used to be a huge consumerist thinking I could buy happiness, but then one day I realised that buying all this shit I didn't need failed to make me happy. What made me happy was the anticipation of waiting for the things I bought to arrive! And when you forget that you made a purchase but then see a package for you it's like Christmas! [/INST] then why does buying FDs bring you euphoric delight
[INST] I DIDNT ASK TO BE FLAIRED [/INST] Flair isn't something you ask for but given.
[INST] PRICED IN ...I don’t know. I just wanted to fit in [/INST] your fate has been priced in the day you were born. think on that
[INST] It represents the bots of wsb [/INST] Yes this is why I like it hehehe
[INST] I have to agree. You can't predict *when* he'll say something stupid, or what about, but when he does, buy the dip and wait 2 weeks for him to do a 180 and shit to rebound. Rinse, repeat. [/INST] Works until it doesn't?
[INST] I'm not even disagreeing with what you are saying for the most part, but when people come at you with facts don't get butthurt. [/INST] What facts man? It seems like you’re implying the US will default. It won’t. The bigger balance sheet won’t matter. You sound overly suspicious of the fed. Not even butthurt, you just don’t seem to understand bond markets
[INST] You wouldn’t download a *slave* [/INST] something something 3D printing?
[INST] I have to admit that king guy was a great actor. [/INST] Dude..... Emperor.... Roman Emperor. Waaaaay better than king.
[INST] They're called proto-hipsters [/INST] I meant alternative lifestyle people more in general mate. Not proto hipsters lol. Meant like poor people, drug users who sit around high asl n smoke bud all day and don't have time for Amazon, they jsut need some cheap shit they can get in town quickly.
[INST] Yeah, I like them, just not with MU I guess. If MU pops big, I’d like to have the option to cash out the gain [/INST] Try diagonal spreads with the short leg expiring before earnings. Also does this change your outlook for Intel/AMD? https://semiaccurate.com/2018/05/29/is-intels-upcoming-10nm-launch-real-or-a-pr-stunt/
[INST] All I need is options on this mother fucker. 21k, nothing to YOLO [/INST] I got options, throw me the cash I'll YOLO it for you.
[INST] Yup. It’s always the taxpayers. [/INST] Who cares as long as it isn’t the us
[INST] Why, I'm right here. What's you're idea? [/INST] I don't know about you being in the neighbourhood. Where are you in North Ireland somewhere? Also why post it to reddit, though I did put the results from the first one over in r/Algrotrading since paper trading seems more their thing.
[INST] Flair envey much? [/INST] I know you have to earn it here, I'm just respecting the hustle.
[INST] Dann, as someone with 20k RH account, I can't imagine that bet size. Kudos...teach us noobs. [/INST] As some one with a 3k account.. kudos to you
[INST] In order for them to make a return, they needed to be leveraged 100x. They were shorting on-the-run treasuries and long off-the run treasuries, which earns a tiny return if not leveraged. When everyone ran to on-the-run treasuries in the flight to liquidity from Russia, LTCM got fucked. I believe several regulations were put in place after the Fed bailed them out. You can read more about it in the book “When Genius Failed.” [/INST] > In order for them to make a return they needed to be leveraged 100x Ahh the good old it works 100% of the time the 99.999% of the time it isn't causing a recession strat. That's a good one because when the recession hits you just act like nobody could have seen it coming and get bailed out by the government.
[INST] Netherlands [/INST] You digging it? At least it sure as hell is cleaner
[INST] On the puts train? [/INST] nah got: 3 x 7/20 $30 calls 3 x 11/16 $30 calls 3 x January 2019 $31 calls Got them when underlying was at $29.075
[INST] I guess that's the reason, I wonder if we'll see 300 by end of the week. Or after we get the first numbers from the new production line from Grohmann. [/INST] God I fucking hope we see 300 by Friday. I lost 30% of my account today and bought some Musky FDs to try and save my ass
[INST] Don't know, but I don't like buying anything that ran up. Buy the dip always worked for me rather consistently. The good ol' buy low sell high. [/INST] what's the wrost example of where you 'bought the dip' but then it turned out to only be a mini-dip before a more extreme dip?
[INST] She's a flame-point Himalayan, so mostly white but with orange ears, paws, and face. These aren't my cats, but they look look similar: http://www.eizz.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/interesting-purebred-himalayan-brothers-that-were-abandoned-and-later-wound-up-and-also-awesome-flame-point-persian-kitten.jpg [/INST] Friggin gorgeous.
[INST] Partial fill.. only 9 of the original 20 were sold at first [/INST] So you made like $20? Ban this faggot
[INST] Honestly a chimpanzee throwing shit at a dartboard probably has a better chance of hitting Tesla's week to week valuation than any analyst. [/INST] You think I like this job? They don’t even give me gloves before making me pick up the shit.
[INST] Short term pain long term pain [/INST] what about genital herpes?
[INST] They were doing alright until the ceo made a statement about how future profits wouldn't increase [/INST] He said the gas turbine sector won’t see immediate growth is what I gathered
[INST] Sold! [/INST] Options on margin? That's an idea so stupid they won't even let you do it. Bastards.
[INST] Assuming we are cucks who get married [/INST] Assuming we are normies who talk to women.
[INST] I bought it on the 14th for 10 cents. They're at 16 cents now, and they expire on the fifteenth of June. So while most of my portfolio is in regular stocks, those puts still have a bit more potential and have already compensated what should have been a loss for me today. [/INST] Nice. Hopefully the spreads don't kill you
[INST] The real question is...what year? [/INST] The real.. real question is.. what day?
[INST] Musky is losing it. Sht. He was supposed to be the one :( [/INST] Bezos needs to introduce him to his steroid dealer.
[INST] >the more yourself you are, the more relaxed and confident you are, the better you do I do this at girls homes to establish myself. 100% correct. [/INST] That’s one way to get them to take your shit.
[INST] yes, I'd like to hit $100M so I can crush Jim Cramer's lifetime returns and personal earnings as a hedge fund manager. Short of that, I'm just playing it by ear. I think $MU has at least a couple of years of continued growth, but the memory industry can change fairly rapidly so one must constantly reevaluate. [/INST] I’d love to see you do that.. My mom used to work for Micron (accountant 20 yrs ago), I’ve personally done work for them (CNC machine work), so not only do I believe fundamentally in them, they also hit close to home.. I’m riding along with you sir, hoping we all make it to our goals..
[INST] I'm looking to roll out my July calls into Jan $70's [/INST] That's the answer if your portfolio is over a million. If you need to yolo I'm going to buy some 70 August
[INST] The drop was my buy a bunch of options while my mind was foggy from antibiotics [/INST] Can you asspound me 4000 times bro?
[INST] And friendship [/INST] For everyone!
[INST] We all know we MUst be careful, no other Options. [/INST] MUSQ be careful you say?
[INST] I mean Bank of America started life as the Bank of Italy, so that’s a little off-putting. [/INST] Never knew that, thanks for sharing! Neat fact.
[INST] ^ This guy jerks. [/INST] ^ This, jerks guys.
[INST] Do ppl actually care about losing $200? Shit happens bruh. [/INST] Eh. Depends on the account size. For a college kid that could potentially be bad.
[INST] Nah it won't free fall from the Italy issue. We will wait until our own collapse for that. I want to figure out how to buy these tomorrow, but I've tapped out all the margin I can get. [/INST] haha funny, I got the same issue. I have 500 shares of IQ I was thinking of selling some calls and using the credit to buy BAC calls.
[INST] I do that but it usually only half tricks the market so I can unload half slightly higher, then it all tanks and I'm worse than if I would've sold all at open. Lets see how spy calls do tomorrow. [/INST] Do you get scammed trading options on RH
[INST] everyone talking about diversification this diversification that. warren buffet has been all in on berkshire for decades and he still killing it. [/INST] LOL. Can't tell if this is sarcasm.
[INST] Troll flairs kid just falls down a stair doesn’t even hit his head [/INST] i dunno... looks like his head bounces off the floor.
[INST] Personal finance being the workers on the yacht barely earning sht and wsb already drowning below the ocean? [/INST] Pulled behind the boat
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[INST] Down. You’ll go down from here [/INST] maybe but I had no idea what I was doing when I first started. my friend was into betting on earnings and I just did what he did. I've settled down and try to focus on buying during dips. Hopefully going forward I can keep it up
[INST] Thanks [/INST] I think MU is gonna crash after ER. Definitely load up on MU after then.
[INST] Need options trading level 4 [/INST] I once had a chauffeur license. Where do I sign up?
[INST] Which is why I’m in stocks and not options. Until Europe gets it shit together, I’m chilling. It’s always Europe. [/INST] Then you will always be chill. There is always money to be made somewhere.
[INST] Well ntdoy was at 70+ at the peak Wii days. I think it's got some room to run. Hold till 2019 q1 [/INST] Pokemon just announced... Smash coming up, switch definitely has some room to run
[INST] I thought we were the autistic ones? [/INST] We're Autistic, they're Paranoid Scizophrenics.
[INST] Jan $70 call are selling for a bit over 10% premium. if you're worried about theta, buy a January $70/$80 bull call spread. [/INST] I regret selling 10 of my 70 leaps when we hit 61. Maybe I'll average up and roll over my July calls.
[INST] You're right, those uncontacted indigenous tribes [/INST] AKA midwest America
[INST] Happy Birthday! Short everything [/INST] you know it baby
[INST] It's more a result from WMT coming in, under pricing the local grocer, putting them out of business, then realizing the market is softer than initially thought and shutting down. Dollar stores thrive because they can get a cheap footprint in those towns with a customer that hates the superstores but still need some form of grocer. Hence the huge number of proposed new stores across the southeast. [/INST] Dollar Generals and other dollar stores also tend to set up shop very close to neighborhoods whereas Walmart is usually a bit of a drive for most people in rural areas.
[INST] Thanks for the correction friend. [/INST] No problem, friend. :)
[INST] I'm saying only losers hold assets for long periods of time. [/INST] Exactly. Buffett is so dumb bro. He actually thinks time in the market is better than timing the market. lol what a dumbass.
[INST] Last guy who made a comment like this got banned. You have 1 hour to change your comment, or get ready to send us a video of you shitting, then you eating it. [/INST] If AMAT hits low 60’s in two weeks I will put my face on youtube eating my own shit
[INST] Care to elaborate? [/INST] Give me some time. Maybe Thursday. I Want to doublecheck some facts.
[INST] So we should short now that ichan's pulling? Does this mean that Ackman technically won? [/INST] I imagine he will sue for damages as they withheld the fact they were a cocaine distributer from their shareholders?
[INST] Am I still a feg if I short $MU on the opposite leg of this guys thesis? wsb? literally torn right now. [/INST] Put up or shut up
[INST] It’s an classic greentext pasta [/INST] >an classic fag
[INST] For real. This is the best foreign. Stock there is next to alibaba [/INST] What about Baidu?
[INST] Assuming we are normies who talk to women. [/INST] Or interested in them at all
[INST] So true. No cares when I win a couple thousand at the craps table. But when I blow my kid's college fund on Willy Wonka Weeklies, my wife leaves me and takes the kids. [/INST] Wutabitch amiright
[INST] Thats pretty much how the market has been for a long time now. I'm fairly confident if it wasnt for buffett dumping billions into AAPL over the past months this market wouldnt be what it is right now. That + the buybacks are just keeping this market full of hot air IMO. [/INST] TIL companies buying back over a trillion dollars of their shares because they have piles of money = hot air
[INST] this is what i’ve been thinking how high of autardation is it to buy Oct 30 P’s banking on the idea they bring BAC back down to 24-25 area by then so no one can exercise? [/INST] exactly. there is the potential for about 300,000,000 new shares to be issued by the end of January. I don't see how the $13 strike can't all be exercised, but i don't see them letting the $30 go too.
[INST] Oh for sure, it's well worth the added stress and need to stare at the market for hours just to end up losing money. Gives me purpose in life for a few hours a day. [/INST] If you're looking for instant gratification while getting bent over, you'll get more bang for your buck at a casino. With losses like that, they comp all types of shit.
[INST] It's just money. Move on to the next play. I've got to get out of bear mode it seems. [/INST] Yup. This will be a good teaching point one day when I have a son of my own and he starts trading options. 'Boy, I remember back in the summer of '18, things were tough. We had Kim trying to blow us up and Xi robbing us blind. WSB told me all in on MU but I thought I was smarter. Gun grabbers and high price apparel had me balls deep in June 1 puts but the earnings came with a beat and a raise. And son, that is why you never get excited about short $DKS.'
[INST] Because once you give me the 1100$ per share for the contract I am going to go buy all then shares I need to cover for 1060$ the pocket the difference and collect dividends for the next 5 years while you figure out why this was a bad idea [/INST] 1000 premium would be a pretty bad deal but in an open market, the deal would be a bit more fair.
[INST] This really surprises me. They're now a sporting goods store that doesn't sell guns (at a crazy high mark-up compared to online). [/INST] I wonder how much revenue in-store sale of guns was for them
[INST] Someone in Italy ordered a pizza yesterday and it didn’t come within 30mins so now all their bonds are free. Total BS and shouldn’t affect American stonks. BTFD [/INST] I knew that shit. Glad I bought BAC yesterday. Too attractive to ignore. Bought some XLF as well. Sweet muthafucka
[INST] They will have huge gains in Q2 as well from the end of the fortnite bump. Ever kid talked their parents into buying a headset from Walmart so they can compete in the game. Q3 is the target as the surge in popularity falls off. [/INST] Didn’t they have very strong guidance that would price this in?
[INST] We’ll be alright brother. I shorted it in the afternoon yesterday too. [/INST] I actually walked away up on the trade. Downvoters are jealous MU bagholders... well I for one still have calls, I’m just hedging here.
[INST] I know right? What a dumbass [/INST] Now I’m really questioning the DG play... But it is up $9 so I guess we can call it even on the $1403 you lost me this morning
[INST] Its a lease. He's a wsb lurker. [/INST] I don't think anyone actually purchases these.
[INST] Or Same picture? [/INST] Or same OP?
[INST] White, “disabled” Trumptard, rants about immigrants on welfare. “Disability” is not welfare according Trumptards. Their food stamps are not welfare. [/INST] lol dude they support a known Con Man what do you expect.. these people don't have critical thinking skills
[INST] It rained recently actually, or at least around my area. Been pretty gloomy the past few weeks too. [/INST] It even drizzled this morning near Newport. We've had some scattered showers/drizzles for the past couple months. I really do miss the rain from the north east, though. Except I wouldn't be able to get anything done because I try to stay off the roads when it rains here. Too many assholes who can't drive.
[INST] Or interested in them at all [/INST] fag
[INST] Do I have to understand? [/INST] Tech is a very profitable industry
[INST] BAC bouncing back, my calls may survive yet [/INST] Predictions for BAC? SPY is going up but BAC is actually down a bit from where it was premarket. If I got a case of FOMO and bought some $29 BAC 6/15 calls this morning am I fucked?
[INST] Good thing is you found a prospectus in the lobby that'll make you hundreds of millions. [/INST] they did explain that was bulshit on the movie. now, do you want to invest in my water ETF? its call $PRMIDQ
[INST] they do, but just what if they didn’t though hmmm? [/INST] C O N S P I R A C Y
[INST] I'm out, took my profit https://i.imgur.com/RaRDaFz.jpg [/INST] My man, I did something similar with xde, take the money and run~
[INST] Dollar Generals and other dollar stores also tend to set up shop very close to neighborhoods whereas Walmart is usually a bit of a drive for most people in rural areas. [/INST] This article says DG moves in when WMT moves out. That's where thr newer stores are winning https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-10-11/dollar-general-hits-a-gold-mine-in-rural-america
[INST] There is no logic. I put it all on odd. [/INST] Next level trading logic.