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[INST] Literally. All the wannabe autists would pay plenty for the shirt. [/INST] Imma get my hands on that domain as best as I can. Y’all motherfuckers would make me a fortune. 😋
[INST] Yeah, main reason why I stopped playing several years ago. They made depositing/withdrawing money a hassle and I never got around to playing again. Looks like stars is only available in one state for instance, so could be awhile before more states are accepted. [/INST] With them legalizing sports betting in every state, hopefully poker isn't far behind.
[INST] Because none of your holdings are MU [/INST] Sorry i believe in quantum computing not 1’s and 0’s.
[INST] Okay so I'm not as dumb as I thought. Got 132 6/15 calls lol [/INST] Easy money. Some guy had mentioned awhile back that he has been buying slightly OTM biweekly calls on V and just rolling every time with huge profits, seems pretty promising for the near future, especially if you can identify any dips it takes.
[INST] Haha I don’t have that one although I do watch them on CNBC sometimes. [/INST] You don't deserve to be called a fag.. Lol
[INST] Could be another massive end of June sell off like last year. But who knows [/INST] I have Jan 2019 $60 Mu calls. I'm up 50% right now. If it tanks on ER in June, do you think it'll recover by Jan? I may take 1/2 off the table if it reaches +100% and just play on house money. Not sure though.
[INST] REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [/INST] You are the only one doing that...
[INST] What exactly separates ballsy and smart from Yolo? Being wrong? [/INST] I guess true yolos are more overtly dumb (read: dank) Like, 'I yolo'd my portfolio on reddit DD'
[INST] shut up faggot [/INST] One Up with Wall Street... Bruh!
[INST] His mom is with me rn [/INST] She got the stank pussy, hope you got clothes pin
[INST] I'm dying picturing that guy in the back of his parents' station wagon as they drive them all to court to evict him [/INST] They made his last wish. They made him a meme
[INST] Truest comment [/INST] I will print this, frame it and put it on my wall
[INST] Once you go black you go deaf [/INST] I smoke meth what? Buy calls
[INST] Famous last words. [/INST] Apparently I'm in the right sub
[INST] i have no idea. probably. you won't regret it. [/INST] You need to do some more research on this company's history before you go balls deep investing in them
[INST] Yea. It's a risk, but its not like I'm going to lose my house over it. I tripled my money so far. Would've been x5 in January, but I won't sell any until it's legalized in Canada. [/INST] My weed stocks are all down, bought in too late. Fucking CRON.
[INST] No. I make my own clothes. [/INST] Dwight K. Schrute
[INST] I have 12k of this in shares currently and also have a separate account with 17k in shares including index funds. I'm 26 and running on zero margin so I'm not too concerned. Appreciate the caution I fully understand im gambling. [/INST] ok, power to you. hope you kick ass
[INST] Yeah, that's not the main issue with it. [/INST] “buy enron” -your dad
[INST] That doesn't even make any sense you fucking moron. [/INST] I didn't say you SHOULD do it but that's the technical term
[INST] Who gives a fuck? It isn’t the CEO of Toyota’s job to do that bullshit [/INST] People trying to write interesting magazine articles.
[INST] Napoleon didn't say God, he said gosh, *you* **fucking** ***AMATEUR!*** [/INST] Tots Get your own
[INST] So I can have 3 more day trades simply by signing my 2 year old daughter up? NICE! [/INST] Sure. The purpose of it is to reduce your tax liability.
[INST] tbh, I had to look most of those terms up on urbandictionary. 😮 [/INST] hey. this is reddit, not bloomberg. stop using emojis
[INST] AMD and dick [/INST] AMD and MU could really make some movie quality fucking scenes if you took on both bad boys at once. My autism spikes around federal reserve stamens time when the x3 gold miner stocks will swing 18% or so in a day. Otherwise I just find the hated wounded creatures GME, PSEC, CHK, CVS and try to ride them back.
[INST] I think if you only have one terminal/user you pay a premium on top of that too [/INST] you have to pay for data per seat anyways, and you get the seats cheaper if you buy multiple seats
[INST] http://imgur.com/gallery/sVarY9u I also have 75 strike Jan 2019 calls [/INST] Thanks babe.
[INST] honestly Im just happy to have found one that isnt a blue haired bernie voting psychotic feminist. Idk how old you are but the majority of these early 20s women have completely gone off the deep end. I found one that hates taxes and loves freedom as much as me who is also super excited to shoot my kids out of her snatch so I consider myself lucky. [/INST] > I found one that hates taxes and loves freedom as much as me who is also super excited to shoot my kids out of her snatch so I consider myself lucky. The definition of true love.
[INST] Some of us are trying to change that by making money [/INST] This ^^
[INST] I keep reading articles about how it's undervalued and the dividend is great but man I don't see this doing well [/INST] I feel like a crazy high dividend like that is just indicative of a shit stock that is squeezing the last dollars from its customers while careening towards its untimely demise. Like, cool, I’ve been getting a 10% dividend from GameStop every year, while also losing 20-30% of my underlying value.
[INST] A punk punk? [/INST] Can we punk a punk punk who's punking a punk punk?
[INST] You can see in the 2nd picture. I dumped all I made from TTWO (~47k) into MU calls before the conference. MU jumped 6 dollars after the buy back announcement and I sold. Then I bought back in and am holding to June 18-19ish to sell before earnings. [/INST] Oh sorry I didn’t see the second pic. Nice job tho man 👍
[INST] How the hell did you get that tag (impatient rich person)? [/INST] Figure it out dummy. Marty wants the MUooon and threw a couple million on a trade.
[INST] haha nah i just didn't want to respond because I have nothing of substance to add [/INST] Yeah, we were just joking. Probably. Luckily markets are closed anyway.
[INST] Hey, VersaceCactus, just a quick heads-up: **truely** is actually spelled **truly**. You can remember it by **no e**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Fuck off
[INST] He put on a great defense. The laws are so expansive and vague, especially at federal level that if Govt wants a conviction they will get and juries are so stupid and love law enforcement they will eat it up. [/INST] Oh I know. He's got a great sense of Fashion also
[INST] To be fair to soyboi's parents, Dyson is a ripoff and so is the trash can. This 30 year old kid has no idea how to buy stuff. [/INST] Yup, fucker needs to pony up for a German miele canister vacuum. Shit will suck the staples from the underpad.
[INST] Dafuq u on about [/INST] *CEO of Toyota, my bad lmao all that matters in regards to tesla is Elons power level, anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't get it. He could burn billions in cash but the die hard Tesla fan boys will still be long. I don't have a position either way, but I do want a Tesla eventually and it seems to have a very strong brand.
[INST] ZEEEEEEF portfolio. You EVILBOY. [/INST] I trade all my CRISPR stocks with Ninja like reflexes
[INST] when I say unlimited accounts, they can all be at the same broker. [/INST] Wait...you are saying I could just make another robinhood account? Even with the same SSN?
[INST] Pretty much and video editing tool... [/INST] You don't understand, I need step by step hand holding here. I am unwilling - and frankly unable - to learn how to do this on my own.
[INST] To crank that shit to 11 [/INST] https://youtu.be/4xgx4k83zzc
[INST] Couldn't you just long all 3? Diversification maybe. [/INST] That was my logic. made a bundle on these.
[INST] https://i.imgur.com/UgIqDRt.jpg This was my IBB.... I have at keatest 1.5 m in different money market and savings accounts Fyi no degree didn't graduate shit [/INST] I didn't graduate shit either I can barely do proper grammar and I'm 29 with 500 000. Every penny earned myself.
[INST] Getting to that salary that early likely means you have a degree, but not having debt likely means your parents helped you out. [/INST] It's called a scholarship. Totally able to graduate without debt without parents assistance.
[INST] If it bursts did we win? [/INST] S O O M U C H K N A A W L E D G E ! !
[INST] I have, the local costco is so busy I have asked people in line to please kill me [/INST] I had one person in line ahead of me this morning for the best deal on la croix I've ever seen.
[INST] I don’t know how much profits ESPN gets from that. Maybe viewership increase but honestly the same die hard fans still watching are the same ones that will do betting. No new revenue I think it all goes to the sports betttig site [/INST] Well they could integrate the betting apps with espn... I mean it an opportunity for them let’s see...
[INST] Right, then explain Equifax and tons of other companies that did things and nothing has happened. [/INST] They got [charged](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/14/former-equifax-executive-charged-with-insider-trading-ahead-of-data-breach.html).
[INST] Wouldn’t he have to pay the interest though? Edit: He’s getting a nice fisting at 7% a year based upon a post I just saw. [/INST] Depends on when he covered if he did. Ya fees will be brutal
[INST] r/personalfinance said you should sell your house and yukon and live in a 2009 Civic eating beans and rice. [/INST] Yes. But i never got tendies. I was being a fagg
[INST] I’m not a TSLA investor so no [/INST] RAD bag holder. Gotcha.
[INST] https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969 [/INST] All those replies 'Don't say it Elon!'
[INST] If you Google 'how many trading days in 2018' it says 252. You're not counting holidays. Just admit I'm right. It won't kill you. [/INST] You're right? You didn't even know compound interest was a thing until I told you, lmao.
[INST] What led you to believe this? Any mathematical rational? Or just gambling? Because AMAT can trade below and you lose all your money. [/INST] gambling. Also I always sell before expiration date, so basically I'll sell at least 80% of all options by next Friday. For example when AMAT was 51.22 on Friday I made around 20% paper profit. Similarly made lots of money on $75 7/20 MU calls which are crazy OTMs.
[INST] This is hot stuff. Gonna buy some leaps for sure. [/INST] Why leaps when you could wait to see how it pans out? It's not like the stock is going to shoot into orbit from this rumor
[INST] This is what happens when we advertise ourselves as autists - Some real ones slip in. [/INST] Oh fuck. Am I supposed to not actually be a faggot too? appBlu's penis has a lot of explaining to do if so.
[INST] TL;DR - amd 7nm = intel 10nm [/INST] >TL;DR - ~~amd~~glofo/tsmc 7nm = intel 10nm epyc 2 on 7nm/10nm vs intel blah on 14nm who needs node parity
[INST] G [/INST] Goodbye.
[INST] Honestly his parents probably have more $$$ than him. [/INST] They don’t, but most of you want to assume I didn’t earn my money myself so believe what you want
[INST] just yolo any mu call its like printing money [/INST] +10 MU 70 June 1st on Tuesday! Print. Me. that. Money!!!
[INST] Learn what a floor price is. Nothing you said in your other comment is correct either. What do you think happens when you have a 2-1 reverse split and maintain a 5 cent tick on the option chain? You've basically halved the tick and captured the inefficiency between ticks at the floor price. The fact that you think the option is trading at 8 cents shows you know little about options. Never heard of a bid/ask spread? [/INST] Oh shit I've never traded such worthless options so I didn't realize. .08 cents is still a good picture of liquidity. Someone is buying for .10 to get that price. OPs already lost half the investment then
[INST] No, no it isn't [/INST] Did you ever just sit down and think damn. I made solid money but gamble it away, I'm a faggot, and I have a coke addiction and yet somehow I am in the upper 50% of humanity
[INST] Someone else actually pulled out a laundry list of experts saying everything the Republicans are doing will, at some point in the future, fail. I got a laugh out of experts giving themselves between 10 and even 20 years for their predictions to come true, and dropped that line of inquiry. [/INST] What does 10 or 20 years for their predictions to come true have to do with the validity of their predictions?
[INST] As somebody who is now all in...I advise against it. I made that mistake 2 weeks ago and now I just want my Su Bae back... but I sold at 12.30 so I would lose another 10% just buying my AMD shares back. I cucked myself out of 20% gains and all I got was some Elon shitposts [/INST] It's too expensive, period. Worst part is I had some shares at $180 but sold because of trump.
[INST] More like Daddy [/INST] Papi for the Hispanic lads.
[INST] I can't believe one so young has already mastered the secret art of technical analysis. [/INST] > im smart
[INST] At least Elon is doing his DD. [/INST] Of course. Elon knows business.
[INST] No, you are going to jail. [/INST] only way to prevent that is to donate to Trump 2020 campaign.
[INST] How long do you want to hold it? [/INST] 6 months to a year
[INST] I appreciate the reply! Until the pump they were -45% for the year. I keep reading about an internal shitshow. What's changed recently to give investors so much confidence? Also next week, what sort of indications will tell you its time to sell? [/INST] Nothing has changed regarding investor's confidence. The price finally got cheap enough to manipulate. Keep a small position in it Tuesday. Watch it premarket. If the big boys start selling it, dump it. If it keeps running, let your small position run.
[INST] ir.jd.com [/INST] Always coming through.
[INST] https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000448564240138240?s=21 [/INST] Those shorts trying real hard to jump in on any tweet and he's just having fun trolling
[INST] You say that like its a bad thing [/INST] only when you’re president
[INST] Hey. I put my last 2 paychecks i to amd calls. AMA [/INST] Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
[INST] Rip my boner for the next week. [/INST] She could rip your boner...
[INST] Its an awesome PE ratio, but yeah, this market is crazy haha... [/INST] And a great dividend. But it's not a growth stock. So don't buy it and expect it to rocket upwards buy it and forget about it
[INST] Same reason he on here bruh [/INST] So he's a very stable genius too?
[INST] You need to do some more research on this company's history before you go balls deep investing in them [/INST] Research? The man said buy, not research. No need to shake the boat here buddy
[INST] That's the beauty of options. They *are* depreciating assets. [/INST] Not if you dont sell.
[INST] D [/INST] Goodbye
[INST] Buy a property with your amazing credit and make people with shitty credit pay you stacks of cash to live in it. [/INST] I like this idea because it involves margin.
[INST] Sink all your money into $70 FDs next week and then post a picture of your yacht the week after. [/INST] Okay I saw this movie called the Big Short and I think I want to try to do that strategy
[INST] that’s because you are [/INST] Thanks
[INST] How does it feel? Where did u get it [/INST] Not a cop
[INST] Whoa! Pump your brakes son! It is ok to call fags like you a fag, but calling a clearly transgendered person a fag is some type of hate speech or something. [/INST] Fuck. My bad.
[INST] Canopy is already exporting to other countries like Germany and the Netherlands. Tobacco and alcohol is already imported in the US. There is not much reason to think MJ will be restricted from that. [/INST] If even the most pot-friendly states like California track every step from seed, there is no chance that wouldn't be required federally. So canopy would have to start from seeds just like the rest.
[INST] What should I be then? [/INST] Well of course I have a bias. Just do some actual research and critical thinking. If you think capitalism doesnt use the state you're delusional.
[INST] No one thinks you’re a virgin; it’s clear, at a minimum, you’ve taken it up the ass few dozen times ... [/INST] HEY-O
[INST] the market doesnt care anymore [/INST] It only cares when it's bad news.
[INST] Michael Burry will provide liquidity for you. [/INST] i thought water was liquid enough
[INST] >1 week And miss half of the run up? [/INST] Or run down?
[INST] That’s what I was thinking of. Honestly might get this and spam it on all of my social media just to watch the people who follow me lose money lol [/INST] All my friends are already poor tho
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[INST] I am a pussy and bought a shit ton of late June 240s and July 240s. Won't make as much but my delta is pretty significant on these contracts. [/INST] Nah that's not being a pussy, thats being cautious and smart. My strikes were probably a bit aggressive, but we'll see.
[INST] To be fair, a quarter stuck sufficiently far up the ass would probably prove somewhat difficult for most individuals to find and dig out on their own. Get lodged sideways and create a nice split dual carriageway for the poop scoops to come out tho. [/INST] r/nocontext
[INST] It says same risk/**reward** profile, not risk profile. If the risk profile is the same, and one play is much more expensive than the other, then the risk/reward profile is not the same. [/INST] Reward amount is the same too, but the cost basis causes the percentage to be different. Percentage is what really matters to most people, so take it for what it is.
[INST] Yes, you can also find your peak sell point to see how theta will get you. [/INST] I solely use the Risk Analyzer to see what my profit is on multiple legged options and that's it. I just want to know what my profit is on spreads and things, I don't check anything else on it..
[INST] Yeah, you're right. I was hopefully when I heard a deal struck on Thursday night but now I'm kind of worried since I bought several contracts. I am gonna see what's good Tuesday and if it goes down a little more I'll just buy different calls. [/INST] Dude good luck. hopefully now that the president made a new deal this will stop. Maybe because the government won't use petrobras to subside the diesel you will make your tendies. And i will have fuel and meat. But shit is soo bad that is possible at least in the opening that ptr4 will be red as fuck
[INST] I should have included don't have enough leverage in the question. [/INST] There are very few situations in which you can't find an instrument to leverage a trade. Whether that means using some form of derivatives or going full autist with credit cards, there's always a way.