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[INST] SEDG is a meme stock? Man ... I’ve been holding since $17. [/INST] It is now cuz I been buying calls on these dips
[INST] Still do, but used to, too. [/INST] Danni is an alien?
[INST] Due diligence [/INST] That doesn't even make any sense you fucking moron.
[INST] Wow, I thought it was going to be something interesting. Isn’t that only a $2000 loss? [/INST] > 15.5k of $60 june puts bought when MU was at $45
[INST] Coming summer 2018, Jason Bourne is *Bourne With Extra Chromosomes* [/INST] 10/10 comments
[INST] Is this something for short-term call options or a bunch of shares [/INST] don't play options on small pharmas. they have no volume and you will get burnt.
[INST] You and me both, been looking for a good entry and this sell off with pump IV, sell em puts [/INST] Man, looks like the opportunity was missed already. We'll have to see what happens at the opening bell. Should have bought stock AH yesterday.
[INST] Or using the hair to draw attention away from other, more... noticeable aspects [/INST] Like tits
[INST] After a solid 3 days of trading derivatives, the government owes me $1 trillion US tendies [/INST] tfw the entire u.s. debt is owned by wsb
[INST] True. Fox news did not like Obama. There's kind of an imbalance don't you think? 1 republican news station against how many democratic mafia owned stations? Trump is surviving because he's a bad ass. Only way to explain it. [/INST] >old >fat >weird hair >trust fund baby >spray tanned >6x bankrupt What a badass
[INST] you should get a gopro and record all the explosions and extrusion failures, you could get some followers on YouTube off that [/INST] Im pretty sure that gets your ass fired in that line of work...
[INST] Good thing they have the dealer network to deal with the recall. According to the GM CEO, the Bolt battery was $145/kWh in 2015. Did Tesla spend the whole $6B they raised for the GiggleFactory **on** the GiggleFactory? I thought that was the plan unless I misunderstood. Wasn’t battery output blamed at one point for the M3 production shortfall(s)? [/INST] Yeah, no. You're comparing battery pack cost to cell cost. These are different. https://www.greencarreports.com/news/1103667_electric-car-battery-costs-tesla-190-per-kwh-for-pack-gm-145-for-cells Plus you're missing the point entirely. Tesla OWNS the gigafactory. GM is buying from LG. Tesla is buying, in part, from Tesla. I don't even have the energy to flame you. You do it yourself.
[INST] Tesla’s stock price is propped up by fanbois with Elon tattoos on their dicks. The company bleeds money like a stabbing victim and can’t meet even their most conservative production targets. [/INST] Post that on futurology and you will hear 'but the NEW FACTORY will make everything better'. Iirc the only advantage he holds atm is the car battery technology. All else can be produced by any big car company in no time.
[INST] Did he just assume their positions? [/INST] And I thought this sub was pc
[INST] [You mean me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8holfg/maybe_selling_naked_calls_wasnt_such_a_good_idea/) [/INST] There was one months before you, but yes, yours is good as well
[INST] I'm drunk. [/INST] go home
[INST] http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/ [/INST] thats pretty ga
[INST] Definitely. Throw all your money at the known paper mills. Definitely profitable. [/INST] All in DDMFLN
[INST] Well yolo hard enough and you can retire this year [/INST] lol just by the next MOOOON shot. I'll by naked calls on margin.
[INST] > for a couple of decades now Journalism schools have totally gone to shit. Agreed. The accreditation process is a fucking joke. >The effects are creeping in to the big media outlets. Not only the shitty students, but CNN and MSNBC have learned from Fox News - you can lie on live TV and nobody gives a flying fuck. [/INST] You don't even have to outright lie, you can choose to broadcast whatever you want and frame your own reality that way. Which is the most dangerous form of dishonesty because no one can technically call you out on it without building a big case that no one is going to read anyway.
[INST] Well, if the options are 3-6 months out EXP, then yea. Like I said, I got my asshole torn apart playing short exp options with earnings. That shit is 50-50 and not worth the risk. [/INST] Yea. I've been reading a lot in /r/options and tastytrade and all that stuff recently. Played a few strangles on high IV in earnings, but that shit is stressful, and if you catch something like TIF you can get really fucked. I'm considering going back to just playing directional calls or vertical spreads, and just being a lot more careful with which stocks I work with, liquidity, and cutting losses early - doubling down killed me last time I played with options.
[INST] ah so you are the stupid got it [/INST] Difference is I don't complain about being poor, and I don't blame people for it
[INST] Yeah I know, but this is extreme, plus hes 30... [/INST] It is extreme. But he might be one of those kids that just sucks extremely bad. At least he isn't a meth head or something. Lots of parents do everything right and then their kid gets swollwed by bs.
[INST] yeah.. but like, for real, I'm starting to do that. There's plenty of time to YOLO after I've got some kind of safety net. You don't see Tony Hawk out there tryna throw 900's without pads. And if anybody is gonna try to say that Tony Hawk is a faggot... there will be blood. [/INST] It's funny we here use pads too. But not the same kind; the ones for when you shit yourself
[INST] Yeah but are you making any money? They're like... barely in the money and theta has probably been eating into your premium. [/INST] I'm very close. I have 30 contracts with 6.92 as B/E. It's hovering right there currently.
[INST] AMAT finna pop rite quick just wait [/INST] Sold some 6/1 $51.5 calls at peak for a 25% gain, just bought in to 6/8 $51 calls when it slipped OTM for a quick sec. I NEED MUH TENDIES
[INST] I'm not trying to buy and hold her tart. Just a quick trade. [/INST] It's funny how people used to say the same thing about MU back in 2017 when the entire market was moving and that shit stayed at ~$44 cuz it was C Y C L I C A L
[INST] Holy fuck [/INST] people make mistakes at work all the time
[INST] Fuck you [/INST] What did I tell you man? I sold at the high
[INST] Hopefully! [/INST] and BOOM.
[INST] Almost all calls. I did get some puts a few times on SPY and QQQ during the 2 great recessions of 2018, but personally, going short in a retart strength raging bull market is a bad idea IMO. [/INST] >the 2 great recessions of 2018 Nibba we've had like eight recessions so far this year
[INST] Can you explain that to me (or point me to a resource that does)? Why would it make sense to sell your ITM calls and buy OTM calls? [/INST] Let’s say MU spikes to $100 and I own 800 contracts of $50 strikes. My delta is $80k on invested capital of $4M at that point (excluding premium paid to keep it simple). If I sell and buy $110 strikes with all that money, the delays would be much higher due to the many more contracts I could purchase. Let’s say the premium is $10, so I could buy 4K contracts. Break even is $120 buy the delta might be about $200k to start vs the $80k it was before.
[INST] Marty I hope you sell before this next ER. Those 80\-100 PT's can't be very realistic, and the Post ER sell off combined with Theta won't do your calls any good [/INST] Why can't the PTs be very realistic? Btw. How much should I pay for a clear plastic bag with a $20 bill inside?
[INST] He made it work by coding his own client. Such dedication. [/INST] I should have spent time coding something rather than trading this month, it would have been more profitable.
[INST] How am I gonna retire at 25 with that strategy 😡 [/INST] hard to retire at 25 when you're already 27 and broke as fuck
[INST] as soon as I commented this went to \-5.11%. I think I have a gift [/INST] You and me both. I'm already down 10% since it listed yesterday morning. In true WSB fashion.
[INST] Mannnn....believe I've tried. I can't figure that shit out on the etrade platform. Looked everywhere for it. It doesn't display account value over time in line graph anywhere that I see. I had to fuckin take a screen shot with my phone and then upload that to imgur just to put that piece of shit up. [/INST] Go back the the bar graphs and swipe left. https://i.imgur.com/9XBciJa.png
[INST] > 15.5k of $60 june puts bought when MU was at $45 [/INST] Oh haha
[INST] If you're still long puts my condolences.. maybe next time get out before you get completely destroyed [/INST] Picked up some 6/1 $13.50 calls this morning, got out with a solid profit. Ate up a huge portion of my puts losses, enough where I can wait this out a little.
[INST] Can't tell if that pic is real or not. [/INST] Nah, it's obviously real. At first you could be deceived by the lack of orange complexion and the weight loss, but the RWBY cosplayer grabbing her eye like she just took a money shot from the God Emperor confirms the legitimacy of the photograph
[INST] Too late, just went all in Sears [/INST] Robinhood beta uprising
[INST] Yeah I got dropped last July - September like a bad habbit, up $20,000 then down $20,000. So whenever I see a surge in price on tech stock I get PTSD and start questioning not “if there will be a selloff” but “when will profits be taken”. [/INST] Obviously who the fuck knows - last time I thought there was nowhere to go but up and there was a massive selloff and the ubs dipshit sinking my calls. This time I think the buyback is going to prevent a major crash. My bets are on that anyway. We'll probably go to war with china or something and the market will go to 0.
[INST] Haha that's one way to keep the peace! Smoking always puts me right to sleep so I rarely do it, but my folks are licensed growers and hanging out in their greenhouse rooms is so peaceful and serene; it's how I imagine day spas must be Sorry if this thread got off on the wrong foot, I wasn't actually sure if your original post was sarcasm or not due to the sub we're in so I took a risk and slammed it for laughs, you seem pretty cool though so glad we talked! [/INST] Teah as soon as I hit save on that first post I was like 'huh, that comes off a touch more aggressive than intended.' I was actually gonna edit it a bit but you responded first so it stays as is haha. I'm glad we managed to turn that on its head, was a fun conversation!
[INST] Yeah, exactly. The current market hasn't really even take the time to take a breath and get a hold of fundamentals, though. I'm currently having better luck making trades off mass-psychology and hype than valuations of a company [/INST] Yea when looking at fundamentals right now, and even merrill edges research reports have shown that in late-stage bull markets, growth stocks out perform value stocks, it's important to look at the growth fundamentals than the value fundamentals. I'm just kind of sketchy on the market in general, I'm first and foremost a value investor, so this ridiculous valuation is kind of sus, you know?
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[INST] hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey [/INST] WHATAMIGUNNADOOOOOOO
[INST] This mosaic of hands and skin colors touching each other is exactly why I stopped playing soccer [/INST] im dying holy shit
[INST] Ah yes, Bill 'The Dill', as we called him back in Kappa Alpha. The glory days. [/INST] His wife used to work at the 'glory hole' up on 5th. Nice gal, not sure why she liked that blue lipstick so much.
[INST] I’ll take that as a major compliment comrade [/INST] /r/LateStageCapitalism spy confirmed
[INST] Has it worked out for you? Seems pretty risky [/INST] I've made about $500 since February so I'm doing better than just indexing at least. At one point I was red by about that much and a few weeks ago I was even at $1k in the green. I feel like I'm getting a cheap education in finance.
[INST] Look at the money [/INST] Going with burning money a plus to tesla investors. Musk tweets Tsla to pay for upgraded brakes for all Model 3's, and the stock jumps up.
[INST] Spotted the former xiv trader. [/INST] I used to trade tViX. It is far worse than XiV. tViX is down 99.9999%
[INST] This is the face of WallStreetBets [/INST] It keeps the rest of us losers hopeful ...
[INST] And Tesla is going from selling cars to becoming an energy company. Installing the worlds largest battery recently. Man, I made a mistake to not trash Tesla along with everyone else. Defending them in any way is against the status quo. Sorry fellas, I should have asked first! [/INST] But last week everyone liked Musk. What changed? He dared to take on the mainstream media, that's what. Now there is a shill campaign against the guy.
[INST] Putting the needs of humanity above even its own human workers. [/INST] Is this a smear campaign because Musk dared to take on the mainstream media? Last week there would have been a circle jerk around how great Musk is. What changed? Literally the only thing the guy did was dare to take on the mainstream media. That's the only thing that's changed. Now there is a shill army out trying to destroy his public image.
[INST] It's going to be one painful day for him... [/INST] Fill me in?
[INST] having to start a gofundme to afford the tattoo of shame to uphold the losing end of a bet... that lost you money... brutal. [/INST] What was the bet?
[INST] U sound normal with an extra chromosome [/INST] shit that's creative...have an upvote you fucking normie
[INST] I stopped sticking it in dumb a long time ago [/INST] How the hell did you get that tag (impatient rich person)?
[INST] Thought you were going to say Cohen. 😅 He would be fucked. [/INST] that was my first guess too.
[INST] Idk, numbers and percents never made sense to me [/INST] Holy fucking shit. Mods should flair this.
[INST] So what you're saying is go all in on 2,7 off-suit and get lucky and get 2 pair on the river, right? [/INST] Plot twist. Guy who called you flopped a set. GG
[INST] When you get one invite me I’ll bring the steaks. [/INST] I'll bring the case of beer.
[INST] That's hardly a gamble. Unless it was some dumbass strike and expiry [/INST] Define dumbass strike and expiry
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[INST] Keep doing what your doing and life gets pretty amazing pretty quickly. 4 years ago I had a needle in my arm. Today I got a decent sized trading account, a job i enjoy, just got married in the bahamas, trying for a baby, and ready to buy my first home in a few months. If you had told me that 4 years ago I could have the life I have today I would have thought you were fucking insane. I owe everything to the rooms for sure [/INST] Completely blown away by this, man! Never thought I could have a serious and intimate conversation with someone on wsb! So glad to hear you are doing so well! This has completely negated me feeling like shit for losing money all week! Keep it up, I'm so glad to hear this!!!!
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[INST] I went the true wsb way and got some $14 6/1 on the cheap and will pray the price has a stupid pop up Monday or Tuesday and I can run the hell away from amd...or directly take that money and buy puts lol. [/INST] No trades monday. Time to hang with family
[INST] >Image needs more jpeg. [There you go!](http://morejpeg.com/Image/View/d0ab8f56-4f60-e811-80f0-9d5eaea625ba) ^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot [/INST] Good bot
[INST] No Lube [/INST] Bite that pillow boi going in drier than your daddy's vaj
[INST] show them your socks [/INST] Let's show them our cocks.
[INST] I guess that was more to the guy you were replying too. Low IV helps him in that case [/INST] It's like they've never heard of a long straddle, the low IV, coupled with the squeeze we have (basically the tight range bound market we're in) would help this guy if he believes in a large change in price but is unsure of the direction. That's why they're called: D E R I V A T I V E S E R I V A T I V E S
[INST] Not enough room to store 50,000 bushels of corn [/INST] Your mom is clearly just poor
[INST] Click the damn video and watch it bros [/INST] Clikcbait
[INST] Hard to say. Some brokers let u exercise naked and create a short instead. Fidelity does this and it saved my ass on wdc. No idea when he has to cover [/INST] Wouldn’t he have to pay the interest though? Edit: He’s getting a nice fisting at 7% a year based upon a post I just saw.
[INST] Go back to your mom & stepdad’s basement [/INST] His mom is with me rn
[INST] It was a multi level marketing scheme where the actual 'product' was a Ponzi scheme. [/INST] How do I short that?
[INST] Fuckin lol [/INST] So far I'm right
[INST] This almost sounds like gambling. [/INST] Almost
[INST] This send like a decent amount of risk, for not a lot of reward. $525? Can these calls still screw you over? Idk anything about writing calls [/INST] I wrote puts not calls. The risk I am taking is that VZ tanks hard. Anything can happen but I find it to be unlikely. I would have to buy the stock at 46. I am willing to buy the stock at 46. If I didn't write these puts and the stock fell to 46 I would buy it anyways. The more I think about it the more I like the trade.
[INST] Damn, that guy has a kid? Talk about being a good roll model. [/INST] He's good with budget management.
[INST] Or is it a quadruple top? [/INST] Nah, triple top is the max we bustin through from here.
[INST] I am much older than the average poster in this sub. [/INST] The homeless man downtown is over 60. Probably b/c he invested in AMD and not MU but that’s neither here nor there.
[INST] People are paying him for interviews #calculated [/INST] In what vBucks?
[INST] It's called aggressive sarcasm. You dumb Canadian cuck. I bet you voted for Trudeau. [/INST] I haven’t been Canadian in a couple decades faggot, it’s an allegory on how terrible it’s become
[INST] Are we making a team sponsored poker team? Cause im all in. [/INST] It's ideas like this that will destroy mankind.
[INST] 'cash-secured' then. [/INST] Get ready to lose alot of cash. No different than the Vol fuckers. Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller. Youl'll make some amount money but you'll also implode your account at some point. for sure.
[INST] /r/LateStageCapitalism spy confirmed [/INST] I’m not a spy... you’re a spy... spy
[INST] You expect me to paddle? What am I some kind of pleb? [/INST] Could probably just pay a kid like 20cents in candies to paddle for you for an hour. or just have the average WSBer pay you $200 to paddle for you and also buy your kayak for you.
[INST] Yes, I 100% believe everything I said and am not in any way emulating the hundreds of other half-joking posts with a similar sentiment that are sprinkled throughout this sub. You can tell I'm serious because I sold a call and thus know about options, which only us wall street folks really understand. Your manlet brain can't even comprehend my advanced trading strategies. [/INST] Advanced autism
[INST] I have a tattoo of my dogs face on my arm, so now you're getting me all emotional. If there's any information or depth to the threads they stay up. But when it's just gay bois fluffing each other it gets removed. [/INST] I watched this Ricky Gervais comedy special a few days ago- For one of his so-called jokes he tells you about this dog meat festival somewhere in China, where they believe that the meat tastes better if you torture the dogs to death and/or cook them alive. That image keeps popping into my head while I'm trying to go to sleep and I have to get up and pet my puppies to calm down. Sasha has a sore paw from jumping off the bed and landing wrong, its so sad.
[INST] Not when you buy options one week out instead of buying drugs [/INST] Oh, that was supposed to be options money! Now I get it
[INST] You'll know by his inane comments like, '$MU doesn't deserve a PE over 3' or 'Sell everything, SPY going to $100 in July' [/INST] You mean Mr. Trader?
[INST] Yeah, I know. Just don't feel comfortable arguing with retards [/INST] You must walk around this sub like Moses parting the goddamn Red Sea
[INST] That's... not how math works. [/INST] It is on this subreddit. LET. IT. RUN.
[INST] You can make pepes in the chat function [/INST] Wait, really?
[INST] I’m guessing he got 1 contract at .18 ($18) and the few said $19.95 [/INST] 20 contracts. Still a shitty trade.
[INST] OPEC and Russia said today that they are increasing supply. Seems like open and Russia are happy to pick up for Iran. This likely could have been the motive on the Iran deal all along. [/INST] I'll believe it after OPECs meeting in June...
[INST] I’m aware. Who knew you could withdraw from options though, I want my fucking money back. [/INST] It's called an option because you have the option of exercising you know.
[INST] $15b in debt is far from healthy. [/INST] with 12B in assets. thats not that bad..