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Amazon partnered with Sears to do tire sales/installations iirc.
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That news came out like 3 weeks ago. |
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>bailed out
>German government
hmmmmm
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>American dream
hmmmmmm |
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Yah... I’ve got a day trade violation and a good faith violation coming my way because of this one but it was worth it
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What’s with the violations and good faith violation? Is what you did technically legal right? Soo |
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Already own them
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Buy some more. Don't be shy about saturating the market. |
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Ambien. I warned him. I took it once and almost drove my portfolio off a cliff
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I was on ambien for like six months and would constantly get the weirdest shit in the mail. |
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I thought Kimmy was worried that there would be a military coup while he was away.
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Nah, Dumbfuck worried kimmy would grab his pussy. |
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Since JD just crashed, I'm gonna sell low. I got 3k for you if you want to do butt stuff
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You get fuckin December expiries and get cold feet over 0.20 cent decrease? |
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Water will not put out a chemical fire.
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He was saying that if a Tesla crashes into a pond it will erupt into flames because that's what happens when you expose lithium to water.
Appropriate flair btw. |
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This dude colleges.
Once bought 6 boxes (24 packages in each box) of Shrimp Ramen on sale at Walgreens for $1.00 a box. Ate like a fucking king for 2 months.
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correction- you ate like a peasant for 2 months |
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I guarantee they are going to have skins, face paint, and other cosmetic items that you can purchase. This is what has made Fortnite so much god damn money. They will follow and will make more than they made with seaon passes.
The premium skins on Fortnite go for $20 a piece, and people buy the fuck out of them.
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It blows my mind that people buy that shit.. but then again, here we are buying FDs so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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How are those 20 $61 calls you sold for .18 going for you? 400% loss? 500%? 600%?
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It’S oNlY a LoSs If YoU sElL |
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'I'm a millennial'
I thought you made that part up in the gif, that's too good
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Her 'yes, honey, that's what we just got done saying' face is amazing. |
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on TD I'm seeing a $7 last that updates but the B/A is not updating
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It's on the grey market. No level 2 quotes. |
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Undelete for posterity and sticky for a day for maximum ostracization
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Agree. But stickied longer.
This should be the WSB proverbial head mounted on a stick outside the city gates. |
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Read the BRK financials. He does; he sold long term index puts during/after the crisis and has made a shitload on them.
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Word? Time to look into it |
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Do it, we'll sponsor you... by buying you a /r/WSB hat for you to wear. It will be great in future gifs on here.
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I'm likely to play it this year....send me a patch I'd wear it. |
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Oh is it ???
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was for me |
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September is a triple witching month.
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You must believe in bad luck from seeing a black cat too. |
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The fuck is a Jorno
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I can tell you that it is NOT delivery |
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Did he beat out shoe guy?
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One rh guy did eat his flip flops though. I think he was long ge or something stupid |
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Can't you do like a few day trades per week and it's cool?
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Yeah, but I used all mine on poorly thought out panic sells. Just gonna baghold essentially until it's up again |
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Its not possible to hit the ATH before your calls expire. Zoom out your chart to 2000.
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Are you sure? |
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How's that DD worked out for you in the past 3 months?
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The same as the past three years. Shorting mall retailers is the easiest money in this market. |
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No I think you're definitely right. The thing is, my brain knows that, but ignores it. I see I have $230 spending power and find an option that costs exactly that much. Either ITM ATM OTM or whatever. Just anything. I'm not good at this.
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Maybe the worst strategy of all time |
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Thank you for this BTW. Already up 73% on my 06/01 $16 calls.
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Damn. I looked at it but didn't do it. Made a little of puts early, but nowhere near 70% |
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I just puked
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Hey a man has to get his tendies some how. |
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How about $17 million?
https://nypost.com/2014/03/02/hotel-hermit-got-17m-to-make-way-for-15-central-park-west/
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Wow, he stuck it to them good. |
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Jimmy Carter may have been considered useless, but he was never considered corrupt. The man followed the law. His big flaws were the Iran hostage crisis, the Olympic boycott and Three Mile island. None of which were corruption cases.
Of course if you want a parallel with Trump; Carter was the one who negotiated peace with North Korea in the 90s and got American Prisoners returned. Although his method was a bit more diplomatic than trading barbs and insulting NK.
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We did get prisoners released moron and this is far from over.
You really don’t know how deals work. |
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Probably should have waited until after earnings before jumping in. $MU is notorious for nose diving after beating expectations.
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Its not really a short term play for me more of a buy and hold for the next 1-2 years at least. So itll be fine if it decides to dip for a few months. Now if I were trying to do an option play... things would be different. |
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i prefer the 500k tax free capital gain exemption.
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Hmmm
I work at amazon.. I live in nova tell me more about this tax free capital gains exemption |
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we'll be like japan, rates will keep going down with many false starts. Unless you think demographics or technological deflation are reversible
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Wait, what? If you're talking about an aging population and lower birth rate, that's not a big problem in the USA because of all the new Mexicans moving in and existing Mexicans making lots of babies. (yes, I'm calling all brown people Mexican for this discussion.) |
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[Respect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuMthoAEXJk)
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Hold still sir while I undo your belt buckle ... |
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Yeah, it's a really good one!
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The dick? |
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Margin pressure at a discount store where you beat rev and miss on earnings is a real problem. In a normal market this would gap down significantly, in this market who the fuck knows?
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It appears to be going down |
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100% I'm dumb lol; I realized it on my first reply, but it's not worth reposting... rip
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So u r ok losing $1600 for $360? Tomorrow might be even more. It’s not even done yet.
Yeah my bad calling it out “deep”
It’s ITM now as we speak |
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How many people are you suing?!
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Anyone who attempts to draw any sort of parallel between Tesla and Apple, for starters. If I read any more comparisons I may just start drooling due to brain damage. |
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Memorial day Jesus Christ
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I remember Jesus every time a stock moons right after I sell. I’ll see him soon. |
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Look at the open interest , this will close around 60
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Keep telling yourself that |
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It’S oNlY a LoSs If YoU sElL
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Since he’s short them.. does that mean it was a lost from the start? |
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I'm likely to play it this year....send me a patch I'd wear it.
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Are we making a team sponsored poker team? Cause im all in. |
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You must believe in bad luck from seeing a black cat too.
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You are an idiot |
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What app is that?
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grindr |
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Fuck these memes are so spicy.
I love how esoteric they are to this channel too. You can't even describe them or send them to people because without at least entry level autism they mean absolutely fuck all.
well done /u/haupt91
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Spot on, love the caliente |
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Yeah but greeks and turks are old enemies.
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Greeks and Italians are related though.
ένας λαός ένα έθνος |
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gotem so good he doesn't have a comeback
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he ded |
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Link?!
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Don't have it, but just reminding myself of the post makes me laugh uncontrollably |
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Do you enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset?
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No, the waves give me PTSD moving all sorts of up and down. I like straight upward lines. |
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ticker and I'll short it.
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/ZTU8 |
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fuckin' a man you need more than 'research'
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Research not to make loads of money, but research as in getting started in the stock market. |
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If I had bought options I would have been margin called and completely broke in February.
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You can't buy options on margin. Options give you more leverage than margin. |
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I said solid 5 figures. I ain't working at McDonald's. But it also isn't anything to brag about. Wasn't trying to humble brag or anything about $70 a year
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I recently went from making 30K a year (for about 10 years) to $72K a year. I feel like a million bucks, so I guess it’s all relative. |
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Why would I give a shit if they have 'dominance' in the battery technology? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
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Where do they get their “two year lead” then? |
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Positions?..
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NVDA, GOOGle, OCSN, SYMC, sold NVDA puts |
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What's the concept?
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fun hair colors |
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Not until DRAM demand starts to drop. And some dumb fuck analyst saying it \*will\* doesn't count. I need the hard numbers. Then I'll sell.
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So holding through earnings and all? Maybe the pullback (if it happens) would be a good time to add to your position. |
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>Exceptions- The early withdrawal penalty does not apply to distributions that: Occur because of the IRA owner's disability.
surely there's something like this for the contribution limitations... retardation seems like a viable disability. my broker has a fiduciary responsibility to not let my yolo my IRA if I'm obviously retarded.
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#🤔
i smell an arbitrage here |
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*muun
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Ksp lurks |
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Lol if you bought a house last year in San Jose you’re up a shocking 28% (on a 1 million dollar house!). No need to buy mid 1990s to have gotten a deal.
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Oh yeah, no sweat. I’ve got a quarter million for a down payment and bring in 300k/year.
Or, you could buy that house that was burned down in a crappy school district that was listed for 800k and sold for 9 a week later. Yippee.
Not saying you can’t make money, but that’s quite a barrier to entry. |
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I wish it was rocket science, and you could just calculate everything. But that intuition is hard to find, and the balls to put margin on MU options.
Congrats!
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he has shares not options. still ballsy tho |
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No, but I saw a European porn once with a really hot Snow White getting fucked by a bunch of dwarves.
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sauce? |
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The one where the guy lost 1000%
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[You mean me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8holfg/maybe_selling_naked_calls_wasnt_such_a_good_idea/) |
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Hey, shoulditbe420related, just a quick heads-up:
**tatoo** is actually spelled **tattoo**. You can remember it by **two ts, two os**.
Have a nice day!
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Teetoe |
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Brooooo I live right by here!
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Hi wanna split a deep dish and pretend like we've made successful trades in the last 4 months? |
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Make an ultimatum, like you'll tattoo 'I said $MU wouldn't hit $100 in 2 weeks and all I got was this stinking tattoo' on your face or get banned.
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Well, that trick isn't working for the guy who offered the hand jobs for MU to 100 by Friday. |
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They make 30m ebitdaba year. Comps merit it worth 7 to 9 a share not including if their CRL can be remedied. Stocks 5.75 right now. So very easily. Pleb.
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Lmao, yeah I’m the pleb, because I’m the one who doubled down to try to make a slight percent gain on a falling ship.
You should just YOLO on this negative P/E piece of shit then, unless you’re a pussy? |
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Noice, makes sense. I hope you crush it.
I'm literally no where near but about to start getting more intentional. I've just fucked around for 18 months. Gone from $2000 starting, up to $5500, and back to $3300 now. Hope to work my way up like you have
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Bud, I took $1000, turned it into $2100, then lost back down to, well about $1000. But now it's back to $1400. Fucking small cap biopharma. Anyway I feel ya, it's been a fun learning experience, just wish I had enough to actual make bigger plays. |
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Lmao does wsb discourse suddenly not apply when we’re making money?
Anyway gj, most people here are dumbasses it’s nice to see a not dumbass
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I'm just kidding you're nice my butthole is yours |
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except a nice yacht will easily set you back a few nice beach houses
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Except? So you’re saying I could have three nice beach houses? In the words of Pitbull, “if it flies, floats or fucks - rent it!” |
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F
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R |
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Says the guy who calls September a “tripling witching month”.
Do you play voodoo on CEO dolls before trading a company’s stock too?
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holy shit are you trying to troll or do you really not know what a triple witching is? |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/8lk4la/option_trading_basics/?ref=share&ref_source=link
lol omg
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Guy made money though, the dumb lucky faggot |
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*👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏼
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This mosaic of hands and skin colors touching each other is exactly why I stopped playing soccer |
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If you're ugly and straight then you didn't miss out on anything.
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Truer words have never been spoken |
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Thank you for your replies!
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I'm assuming here entered when he saw move down a lot in a short amount of time. I wasn't there but essentially a intraday mean reversion strategy. |
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It was a balance sheet account that wasn’t part of the trading reporting, I.e he could cover losses in the trading account by making entries to the balance sheet and anyone looking at trading performance wouldn’t be aware.
In theory should be impossible these days but think it was a relatively small office and he had some involvement in both trading and operations so was able to make the entries. Normally the two functions are completely segregated.
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Yeah, this was the big thing. Small office, no segregation of duties. He both traded and recorded the trades late at night through the accounting system, so could hide the bad stuff. Had it been a normal situation his first bad trade would have been flagged and nipped in the bud immediately with minimal problems. |
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Will other countries just let US curb stomp NK?
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No, it would put us against China and Russia, not to mention destroy SK. Basically ww3, because as soon as we all popped off, the middle east would. #longoil |
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Hey, wassupobscurenetwork, just a quick heads-up:
**should of** is actually spelled **should have**. You can remember it by **should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right**.
Have a nice day!
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Faggot |
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Good looking out. This sub is literally all memes right now, you actually trying to make some money.
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learned so much here... don't want any autist to go hungry... tendies for all my fellow autists. |
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Companies used to treat employees like shit in the 1950s. The biggest difference to now is moving from blue collar to white collar work: people at the time complained of losing limbs for lack of safety equipment; people now complain about being extremely bored while sitting in front of a computer.
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Tell that to the Amazon.com slaves that pee in pop bottles throughout the day. |
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yeah 4mph what a joke, you can do that with paddles easy, also that shit looks like the opposite of hydrodynamic
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You expect me to paddle? What am I some kind of pleb? |
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Credit Suisse is the worst. They should all be jailed
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Spotted the former xiv trader. |
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CNBC
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honestly man, I hate how they show DOW 90% of the time on screen, who the hell cares about manufacturing |
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Ah a fellow Wumbologist.
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The study of wumbo, come on it's first grade. |
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And.. what’s her problem with maths?
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She must be rebelling against math for attention and profit |
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Wait, what? If you're talking about an aging population and lower birth rate, that's not a big problem in the USA because of all the new Mexicans moving in and existing Mexicans making lots of babies. (yes, I'm calling all brown people Mexican for this discussion.)
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Source? |
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What was the thesis behind BAC FDs?
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Lol, 'thesis'. |
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Coming from NYC area, what is a more accurate number? Also, what kind of engineers are we talking here? I assume software?
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Both, Tesla is building cars but also trying to make them drive themselves. |
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REEEEEE
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That's a br00tal breakdown right there |
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What’s your poison?
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AMD and dick |
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I'm not advocating licking unwashed assholes.
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And yet you're in this sub |
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Except? So you’re saying I could have three nice beach houses? In the words of Pitbull, “if it flies, floats or fucks - rent it!”
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except why the fuck would you want 3-4 beach houses when you can have a yaaaachttt? 🤣🤣🤣 |
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This is bullshit to the umpteenth degree!
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Maybe he doesn’t have that much. |
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To themselves. They just don't want the rest of the package and stereotypes associated with it.
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Wut? So they want to dress punk but not be punk. That's like me wanting to dress like a Nazi but not be one. Nah brah, I just like the sweet arm bands and I'm just expressing myself to myself. |
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I might have some bad news for these guys then..
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i wouldnt call them capitalists either. more like faggotists |
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If you haven't tried it, Pequods is some damned good deep dish at a reasonable price. It's like 20-25 for a large pepperoni. The Clybourne (probbaly mispelled that) location gets super crowded though, so be ready for that, particularpy on the weekends
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If you’re in the mood for some thin-crust shit there’s a [phenoms](https://www.google.com/search?q=spaccanapoli+chicago&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#lkt=LocalPoiAbout&trex=m_t:lcl_akp,rc_f:nav,rc_ludocids:12228711094983473926,rc_q:Spacca%2520Napoli%2520Pizzeria,ru_q:Spacca%2520Napoli%2520Pizzeria) place on the north side with some traditional Italian pizza. |
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Because only #4 has a direct means to fire management
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Do they though? How often does that play out for publicly traded companies? Like never.
Taking a company public is basically inflating the price to reduce the next number of shares any person can have and thereby reducing their ability to fire management. Oh and to make the senior shareholders $ |
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A pay stub from the job I quit? What?
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it's from the wolf of wall street |
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I cashed my calls out at 130% today. Because Robinhood’s gay rules make me wait a day before making another “high volatility trade” so, yeah, I’m cash.
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Man get your equity up and bail ASAP |
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I find that really hard to believe considering Sears is up this month and Puts are always super expensive. Care to share your positions?
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I shorted it at an average of 3.61 and and closed yesterday at 3.28. The puts were at the same underlying with 4 and 3.5 strikes.
I opened the positions because I firmly believed that the Amazon tire news was massively overreacted to |
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Google 'states without individual income taxes'
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AKA 'states with super high property and sales tax rates, and also we charges sales tax on clothes and food and other essentials' |
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