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Couple dudes burned to death when they couldn't get out because their 'cool' electronic locks failed and the door wouldn't open.
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happened in switzerland as well, shortly after that incident in FL |
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Even at 60$ I'd still buy, QCOM has so many potential catalysts for rise in share price: Paul Jacobs taking company private, NXP acquisition success, resolution to AAPL dispute, upcoming 5G, current administration favoring QCOM business model.
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Buy some buy more later |
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Or he lost money because he was busy making gifs...
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Or he ran out of money to lose |
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It's a profitable business
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It has been sayed. |
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Holy shit is that Willy Wonka?
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Young Frankenstein |
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Really just depends on expectations. AMZN wasn't making much if any profit for most of it's existence, but that was fine. If you're expecting them to accumulate cash like AAPL, absolutely it'll be a while, but if all you're looking for is solid cash flow while maintaining growth and a couple billion left over every quarter after accounting for everything, you don't have to wait at all.
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Amzn is tech. Walmart is not. Where is the AWS? Where is there Echo? Where is the AI? Apple is also tech and culture stock for obvious reasons.
Comparing Walmart is to Amazon is laughable at this stage. Better off comparing to Target. |
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How much is an average price for a banana? I have no idea.
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How much could one possibly cost? $3? |
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I love when commies say that every example of communism failing wasn't true communism. Lol. Somebody should start /r/latestagecommunism and shitpost
Edit : lol it's a subreddit
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There have been many attempts to reach it, but you should understand the difference between socialism and communism in terms of economic development. It seems like that's a key bit that you're missing |
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When I stop on road trips it’s almost always for 30-45 minute. Plug in, grab some food, stretch your legs. Charge times are only going to drop in the future and it’s already not that inconvenient.
Edit: take a shit
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You. In your experience do this.
I don’t. I haul ass to get where I’m going.
Half the time I swing through the drive through for lunch.
But even then you assume that a recharge will occur during an optimal break time. |
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UBS recently replaced their semiconductor analyst. The new guy is an idiot.
Also, UBS a sinking ship. First hand experience
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I hope he shorted but he most likely pulled a GS and loaded up on mu 60 leaps |
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I actually managed to eke out a little profit in the end. Not worth turning my ass hairs white tho
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I did same think but sold earlier lost a thousand fucking sucked |
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Why you remove your post?
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Because it just gets shadow banned like my posting just 1 hour ago showing my puts on MU at $$61.50..
Closed them already but the mods are so gay and control on this sub.. Which is beyond me because this whole sub is about garbage and they try to pretend like it needs cleaning... |
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The only thing you should do to prepare for future volatility is buy a space suit.
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If your body isn’t used to zero g, things can get pretty volatile. |
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Lol red Robin is hott
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Dumpsterfire |
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That was my first inclination too, but man, the barrier to entry is now as low as it could possibly be. The real bubble may not have even really started yet. Every day, thousands of tarded kids with smartphones are entering the market. What happens when RobinHood becomes the next Snapchat social media fad that all these vapid fucks get obsessed with? What a time.
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RemindMe! 5 years |
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We are faggots! Bum-budda-bum-bum-bum!
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Witness me! |
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well... he never actually had any money in the account apparently, so... percent loss is undefined. brutal. started with nothing, now he's got even less.
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Started from the bottom now we're [even lower] |
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Oh shit, Paypal. Alright im going back to FB. I’ll sell SQ on the morning gap. Thx bro.
Maybe ill buy some calls on SQ. I wanna stay with mark the shark.
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Actually Square is the underlying tech |
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Lol Jordan Belfort wasn't even a trader or investor. Congrats on coming to WSB and somehow managing to lower the average intelligence level
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He's trying to fight autism with autism. Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out. |
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nah brah, GE's back.
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So buy more puts is what you're really saying. |
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A |
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It absolutely is not jason bourne
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It's barely Jay Born from Missouri |
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Commies want to line both us and the libs up against the wall and shoot us all
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Naw, commies shoot us and the liberals starve to dead after the 'successful' revolution |
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damn bluff called. they dont let me ban people yet only remove mu shitposts.
U BETTER WATCH IT IF I GET THE POWER THO
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Username checks out. |
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Bought $450 calls by mistake, no ragrets.
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Well done faggot |
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damn the skip bayless analogy is on point!
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If you listen closely, do you hear Skip, or Stephen A? |
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my address?
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Too good, cumbreath. Gold for your deeds |
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That aged well. Also the stock is down -8.63% ytd...so I guess my bitching and moaning is working ?
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Whatever, I still think you're a bitch. |
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How do we know he will actually use it towards the tat?
What if he sets the appt and then I can send payment to said artist after proof of tat via FaceTime? Hmm.
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This makes sense. $5 each should get us there quick. We've all gambled more on worse odds. If he bails, the funds go into a r/wsb etf and gains (losses) get distributed back to contributors at EOY.
You setting it up? |
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Was that a good book? I’ve heard good things.
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The trilogy is freaking amazing. I loved it. The second and third books are even better... Probably the best trilogy I've ever read, and I've read the entire Space Odyssey trilogy and the Baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson. |
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https://youtu.be/OdQywkobqdE
The best https://youtu.be/_XOW-ihdJE4
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They fuckin laughing at that bunny, savage. Squirel bro made me sad though |
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Oh you mean this costs real money?
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I thought Robinhood was just like Fantasy Football. |
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Implying 99.99% of WSB isn’t at full day trade margin every single day.
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*margin day trade on options |
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I take that back. I was at 1.06 for a $60 strike. Let's just see a gap up magically happen
Edit: I have $MU screwing with my head. I meant 3.15 for a $260
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You bought a $60 strike on NVDA? |
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Did not know this. Thanks.
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Me too thanks |
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hahaha oh no shit its you!
Mr. I have a 15k short that i refuse to show anyone is selling calls for $18. Lol only poor people sell these kind of calls. No wonder you can post proof of this position but not your '15K short
Not to mention so far OTM. If you were confident you would be selling ITM calls and actually benefit from the stock price going down. Not picking up high prob 10% OTM 10 day expiration pennies
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Undelete for posterity and sticky for a day for maximum ostracization |
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I just bought TCEHY a couple days ago. Why does this keep happening to me?
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Same. Lets make a support group? |
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Only thing I’m finding is worries the NK/USA summit might not happen. No clue, but if futures don’t start pulling back up it’s going to be an ugly open for me.
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[Trump.. 😓](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/23/futures-point-to-a-triple-digit-loss-at-the-open-after-trump-plays-down-optimism-on-china-trade-talks.html) |
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[top subs](https://atomiks.github.io/reddit-user-analyser/#skrln):
/r/Denver, /r/nashville, /r/unitedstatesofamerica, /r/AskAnAmerican ...
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Ok sherlock ;). I'm also interested in tits, doesn't mean I'm a girl... |
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Can an autistic person give consent? Autistic adult?
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Get an autistic tattoo artist, they'll cancel each other out. |
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Lmao will do, I’m holding AMAT calls and shares
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Thanks for the jinx, now AMAT will trade sideways like a dog for 6 months |
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Buy some right now
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I'm waiting until the pullback after earnings. |
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Imagine thinking WSB is a place where you learn to trade lmfao
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Not learn but get a basic idea of what trading is in general. I know this is a meme sub but still it's funny and at the same time related to trade. |
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If Iran could produce more they would be already.
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Sanctions are hurting their access to western oilfield technology. |
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But if it's broken in such a way that its period is still 24h but it's ahead or behind by some amount then it will never be right.
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The leap seconds will get it eventually |
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Been holding since February, but I think I would've had a heart attack when it started dropping into mid 40s last month if I was 100% MU
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Stop thinking with your heart and think with your head. |
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Just found out my father has an IRA with nothing but cash, no investments inside it?! When I asked him why, he said 'Because my bank gives me 1.5% on any cash in my IRA.
I don't even know where to begin to help him.
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Just get a new dad, it'll be easier |
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It's almost like he has no fucking clue wtf he's talking about
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...*almost?* |
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It bottomed pretty hard, I don’t see it going anywhere but up.
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famous last words |
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> Profits
What are these *“profits”* you speak of?
I always thought that it was normal for a company to continue death spiraling into capital expenditures debt while barely producing enough revenue to cover their interest payments..
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WE ARE A PROFITABLE COMPANY..... YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. |
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Buy them same day so you don't lose money to time decay.
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This is the only safe bet. Maybe go out to a week tops!
^Don't ^do ^this! ^Buy ^calls ^45 ^days ^out, ^hold ^for ^2 ^weeks ^and ^sell ^while ^you ^still ^have ^some ^theta ^left ^faggot! |
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Eww you actually rent out your apartment buildings? I keep mine empty and use there depreciation to avoid capital gains.
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Good idea |
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I bought and sold NVDA weeklies twice today for a quick $1200 in 20 minutes... just buy the dip
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Question form a dumbass cuck: if it fell after you bought it, no clean exit point, would you hold overnight or get out at close? |
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there is a small probability that it will cross those prices
big risk big reward
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And huge probability that it won't. |
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Will do what’s your number
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8675309 |
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why the fuck do people do this retarded shit... other than autism, obvsly
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It's a great way to get margin for cheap. He paid 3% to trade an additional $9000. Most brokers charge a lot more than that to use their margin. Tastyworks accounts under $25,000 charge 8%, eTrade charges 10%, Robinhood charges 5%.
If you're looking to trade with margin, you'd be an idiot to pay 5+% with your broker instead of a 3% promotional balance transfer. |
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It’s a shit company. I posted a nice list for you in your weedstocks post. But mpx ianthus are top two.
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Thanks. Just looking for some perspective. |
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He stands to gain billions from the lie.
It's quite logical that the problem is inherent to Model 3s because Tesla tried to cut costs by using smaller brakes. It requires a large amount of faith in Elon to believe that this is a software bug.
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Has anyone investigated the Model 3's brakes and done the math to determine whether they're appropriately sized? |
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AFAIK, a call can be exercised at any time. Might not make sense to, but you certainly can
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I could be wrong, I don’t know shit |
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Well.... Did they 'rip his ass' bro?
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No they just lightly patted it. |
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It became a thing again when it shot past $10 and hit $13 in less than a month. It's still a thing now I think we're all just buying puts though.
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>we’re all buying puts
Which is why is staying away from it. |
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Only 300 shares though :/ I was new to investing
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I got in at $4.20 no joke. Only 120 shares tho. But it was a giant risk at that time, couldn't have known |
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Lube up.... Honestly, I think its going to trend down, but I don't know if well see $92 today
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Helli dont want $92 i would be happy with $93. i bought some more when it was at 94.50 so will see need .79 on the 93 puts to break even. so if it has a good swing down. i think i will be alright,. I also got a few puts for next week at 95 and 96 as a safer put. Will see |
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Source on their cells now?
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You're thinking of when they started the joint venture Gigafactory with Panasonic. That was in 2014. |
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The difference is that people actually like shopping at Target.
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And there's always a ton of hot moms there. You know what, you're right. YOLO TGT. |
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I invest in water. Have hella.
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I invest in dirt. Got it buried in the backyard. |
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What’s good about it?
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Dude, this is WSB. When there is a post about the stock, we just buy. No need to think. |
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How do you invest in counterstrike and did it make investors millions?
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Valve isn't publicly traded.
Fortnite hasn't made investors millions.
I don't think it ever will, because it is such a small part of what tencent is as a company. Tencent will grow but not because of fortnite's success. |
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Ahah AHahaha.
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What? |
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Does the US not have an accreditation system for engineering degrees or are you just making shit up?
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Sorry, forgot the /s |
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We all know you just deposited more money, you this we are autistic here? Nice try fag
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https://imgur.com/XUpr0hi |
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From the article:
Tesla said it had hired Snapchat maker Snap's vice president of monetization engineering, Stuart Bowers, as vice president of engineering.
Bowers will work on the electric carmaker's Autopilot software and other projects.
He’s going to do Engineering, not social and monetization.
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'Engineering' |
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\> not understanding backslashes
That would be true if they were re-investing their revenue, but they're burning through cash and failing to meet production goals while still heading for another round of capital raising.
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/》meming by disobeying preconceived expectations of post original formatting following original meme \> formatting
You just said they weren't reinvesting, which is false. Not meeting production goals isn't good, but as long as they can raise capital, which they can, they should be spending all of their cash on meeting production goals, which is what 'burning' through cash actually means. |
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Yes i do.. Gary bettmen
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Username checks out, faggot |
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Where were you last week?
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Had a few calls but missed out because I expected the market to react to the investor event like an earnings beat (by going down). I should have inversed myself... |
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It could also move sideways I believe!
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Big if true |
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Yeah realized that I inverted it in the title as soon as I posted it
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You fucking idiot |
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I'm holding these puts til next week as a hedge.
I'm not going to buy more calls unless the stock drops lower than $57. I've got a hefty long call and long spread options portfolio going already.
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For sure. I had a couple $65 7/20s that I sold yesterday for more than they're trading for now. Then the small profit off the puts yesterday and got in on a $60 7/20 for cheaper today as well. It was more risk that it was worth, but I'm ahead all said and done.
Also, if you're not in already, $MRVL calls are cheaper than they should be right now |
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Not to defend the profitability aspect, but it seems like Musk was just trying to get his baby back from his cousins that were running it into the ground. He started the company originally and sold it off because he wanted to do the rocket/car thing.
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Your optimism is interesting.
In reality, though, SolarCity is a shit company with no hope of ever turning anything close to a profit as a subsidiary or whatever it is of Terdsla. It's a no-brainer. |
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Fucking DIS man. Bought a handful of 6/5 107c last week. Dumped them fo a 20% loss yesterday after the morning spike. Was down 70% on them.
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About to take 100% loss on wmt calls in a couple weeks. A 20% pop could be helpful...amzn, please buy wmt |
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\-2 |
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If it hits $70 next month and I close all my July's, I'm thinking about not rolling them to 2019 right away this time. Gonna wait for a fat dip this time, possibly after ER.
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I’d do half immediately and save the other half for a big drop. If the drop doesn’t happen, maybe I’d invest in a second company! |
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Sorry. I don't know any of that smart guy stuff like numbers and cash flow. I just wanted to contribute so I brought up the thing I understand the best- tweets and shitposting
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That kind of shit is reserved for R/Robinhood |
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I'll probably look into this in Friday after MMs are done for this week
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It should be at least 2 bucks lower or higher by a very conservative estimate on Friday. This ascending triangle held up while market got raped today, so I'd give it a fair bit of credibility |
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Can you pretty please get him a tour of a fab?
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I work in assembly. It would be very weird for me to start giving people tours of areas I don't work in. :) |
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What did I say?
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Good fucking call. Unfortunately I bought calls Monday before the stock dropped so I’m only up $410 total, but it’s still a decent gain. Up ~$1000 today since I was down ~$600 yesterday. |
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Im pretty new to calls/options but hows that possible since the stock only went up like 25%. Was your strike price super low?
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Super simple: Call = buy the right to buy the stock for $55 and you pay $1 for that. Stock goes from $55 to $60, the right to buy the stock for $55 is now worth $5. For everything more just read or watch some tutorials on options. |
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┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Leave it where it belongs. |
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It's Twitter, and I love my god emperor :)
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You are a moron |
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Thanks. Just looking for some perspective.
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Sure thing. I gave it. |
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Losing hope on what? What were you expecting?
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oh you know, just a rocket ship to 70 |
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Delete this
I swear as soon as this is posted. The SP just tanked.
Can we ban this fag?
Edit: as in tradition, no fags would buy this until it hits $50 and they will do yolo $60.
Look at how many fags buying MU at $60 yesterday and hoping to hit $75 before ER.
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I bought at 50-54 and helped to spread the FOMO. The ones that bought at 60 aren't doing their fair share to spread more FOMO. |
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I’ll be loading up on puts
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show us screenshot your trade play |
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'Do everyone...' ask your question again.
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no u |
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I'm holding a SPY 5/25 $272 Call, and unsure whether to wait it out or cut the losses.
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How are you down? How far in advance did you pay? |
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I just don't have the heart for MU...
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Get out.
Just...
##**get out** |
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Nope, he’s got 2000 87.5 6/15 calls. I think his cost average was $1.70-$1.80. It is 0.23 right now. He’s lost more than 300k and there’s not much time left.
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He did June not July? Oh hell, pour one out for our boy. |
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No questions asked this is a baby boomer. Hopefully playing with their 401k or the proceeds from their condo in Arizona they sold, along with red copper pans.
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Holy fuck my dad has a red copper pan. I'm dying |
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