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[INST] We are lobbing next gen missiles and this Suisse wants to downgrade LMT and RTN? Boots on the ground means fuckall to an aerospace company. Downgrade Suisse. [/INST] Seriously. They should hire faggots like me to help them with their DD
[INST] And he has a gmail email rather than his website... [/INST] i was more technical than this guy in high school. Let alone 30, having no job and living at home. Christ - this guy should be writing exploits against major OSs by now. Or you know - almost anything other than jerking it in his moms basement.
[INST] I personally believe T-Mobile is the best national carrier in the US... Their customer service beats the fuck out of EVERYONE... The biggest hinderance is the network (which has improved dramatically)... I don't know about the stock in the short but if I had a ton of money, I'd be by regular shares for the long haul [/INST] I definitely agree in the long term. My call options pray for the short term
[INST] nigga what [/INST] Some Yankee, carpet baggers keep trying to fuck the tendies. How's the best way to fucking tell them to shut the fuck up?
[INST] And after that you can fly Albert einsteins delorean into elon musk's ass [/INST] fagg
[INST] It’s not a loss unless you sell [/INST] in that case, I have lots of expired options I'd be willing to sell you sir...
[INST] Yeah I think they are getting literally almost all of their users this way. Who the fuck buys a ROKU because they actually want it? No one I know. [/INST] I stream stuff using many different services like Youtube TV, Amazon Prime video, Netflix, and HBO now. I want one device that lets me access anything, and that's Roku. Chromecast doesn't have Amazon Prime, and Firestick doesn't have Youtube TV. And Apple TV is gayer than Elton John sliding down a rainbow with a plug in his ass.
[INST] If you are chasing LULU profit, u must be retarded. Up 35% since last ER. Shit is so priced in. Well the retailers are not priced in today lol. [/INST] Isn't 'priced in' a meme? You never can tell with retail. There's no movement up to earnings. Lulu has hype, for better or worst, so it's at least optimistic
[INST] I got 6/15 55c Trust in $LUV. It'll go up!...hopefully.. [/INST] Hopefully!
[INST] big gloves too [/INST] Big cock too
[INST] I’m old and don’t get the herpes reference [/INST] You think you're supposed to understand insults on here?
[INST] counter that bullshit: and the other company has to compete with Chinese cheaper memory! are you kidding?? [/INST] There are currently no real Chinese memory makers. Their competition is South Korean. China is trying to enter the field, but that takes a lot of time.
[INST] F [/INST] A
[INST] I held because I have no other option, all in with my tiny dick portfolio. Need a rocketman or Iran tweet by next week to secure some gains. [/INST] Looking at LMT today I am so pissed off, after holding for a longtime though it was expiring Friday and so I wanted to sell with money. Held onto my RTN call cause I have it till mid June but that ain't nearly the same.
[INST] So this guy headed up monetization at Snap, and is now VP Engineering at Tesla? He probably saw the writing on the wall at Snap for his position, you know, since his job was to *make money* and we all know how well that's going for Snap. Silicon Valley fucking amazes me sometimes. You can fail your ass off and make a lot of money doing it as long as you have the right friends in the right hot/trendy companies. [/INST] Is that any different than execs at other publicly traded companies? Send the company into a nose dive, walk away with a great severance package, rinse and repeat. It's not unique to the valley.
[INST] I'm fine with people disagreeing with me, just have valid points and post your positions instead of being an attention whoring pu$$y [/INST] Ey. AMD is legit
[INST] Lolz, his pic at the bottom [/INST] Thought this was an American Al-qaeda situation.
[INST] Why? [/INST] To frame and put on his wall
[INST] young 60 years old? [/INST] 62.5
[INST] Got that right. Hope all is well. xoxo [/INST] This thread is so faggy.
[INST] Come on, Man. Just get the tattoo on your back so you don't see it. 'MU' inside of the 0 of a 60, in a half dollar sized tattoo (I've got 3 drunkenly on mine). This shit has gotten ridiculous. Fucking YOLO on a bunch of cow futures (my personal one is pork bellies; I can move a couple of tons of pig). Fuck. [/INST] Speedometer at 60 MPH, hide MU in the fine print, tell people it's a car thing, 0 to 60.
[INST] I work in assembly. It would be very weird for me to start giving people tours of areas I don't work in. :) [/INST] He's a big shareholder, He's kinda your boss you should do what he says.
[INST] eg [/INST] Has anyone even been as far as decided to go look do more like?
[INST] I have yet to see a compelling argument that $TSLA is on the brink of profitability [/INST] People said the same thing about $AMZN and $AAPL and look where that got them.
[INST] No BR mode? Historical stories... I think their base is mostly retarded gun nuts and 14 year old boys. This might alienate their base and just miss the mark. [/INST] Yea, this shit looks fucking terrible. I loved BF1, but this looks pretty shit.
[INST] That is literally his job. He's an activist investor. Can you read an article you faglord? [/INST] He can be all the fucking activist he wants. Just needs to pick winners, not losers.
[INST] 12 months is the most optimistic and minimum time I said. But 24 months? No doubt [/INST] So you think this will be a 77 Billion dollar company in 2 years.....come on now. Really?
[INST] I was wanting to just hop in for 10-20% but yeah $8,000 sounds like a goal too [/INST] Keep in mind, the thing hasn’t gone under $1 for five years. Close to the low $1 range seems best.
[INST] I bet you’re poor too...gross. [/INST] Show us yer boobs
[INST] Nope [/INST] You can use it for collateral.
[INST] I'm sure there is a subreddit for that too [/INST] Oh you can damn sure go long on that.
[INST] My man [/INST] My men
[INST] u/linvoylegend and u/Soezin [/INST] Thanks the mention, but I said 10 points at the most. A jump this big I never could've predicted.
[INST] Debit spreads don't require any additional capital. If you have the right to sell shares at $1575 you can also sell the obligation to buy shares at $1565 which you can turn around and sell for $1575 without any additional capital. [/INST] Robinhood won't let you do a proper spread to my knowledge. You can own the positions but they'll treat them separately, so you'd need the capital to sell the put. And have to exercise when you get assigned manually.
[INST] Guess I might have to FOMO back into this bitch tomorrow smh [/INST] agreed. today's action annoyed me dropping to low 58s then bouncing after the lunch break all the way back to 60. definitely left money on the table :-(
[INST] Well now you understand why he's down 90%. [/INST] I mean all he has to fucking do is buy itm mu calls a month out and ride it. If you want to be even safer, just go get atm XLK calls for July and ignore your account till they expire way itm. But no, he goes and gets faggy d puts on Amazon like an absolute degenerate. I mean, I respect him for the conviction, but god damn something ain’t right with that boi
[INST] Why don't we just get more money? Fucking idiots not to see it. [/INST] Yeah, it really is your own fault if you didn't figure out that getting more money is the answer to being rich.
[INST] His parents did suggest that he “sell his weapons.” [/INST] It's definitely just a bunch of katanas
[INST] I sold a single $242.5 june call a few days ago, thinking it would stay somewhat range-bound. This was a like danger level 0 play (in my head) when I did it, was set to collect like $400 in premium, though it was a done deal...fucking closed it today -$500. Was too far gone to roll out. Wtf. [/INST] You and me both bud, I put it on yesterday for 310 credit. I was at least covered some by by long leg @ 255. I ended up closing out when I saw it was going to run for $165 loss.
[INST] Thanks for your money. [/INST] Spend it well
[INST] If it hits 14 I'm buying $20 calls, but I don't think it will hit $14 [/INST] Might buy some 7/20 $14 calls and $13 puts and just assume this thing is going hard one way or the other
[INST] Currently in WEED (to become CGC), APH, OGI.wt. I'm betting on the big players, as they will dominate. All these three companies have big inventories ready for recreational , they are going to shine on earnings. Also past weeks suggest fundamentals matter more than it did in the dec/jan run. [/INST] Im yoloing 90% of my portfolio on APH. Gonna double my $200
[INST] Safe is not the right word for that [/INST] Lol tru only Ally saving account is
[INST] I hope it hits 62 at least by EOW. That'll get the juices flowing for next week and the week after when I inevitably sell all my calls. [/INST] after making bank on 57 calls I 'yolo'd' 10% of my gains on 62$ faggy d's so I'd love for that to happen
[INST] Nobody watches the NBA. It's all about cricket nowadays, bruh. [/INST] Yet another in a long list of games that the Brits invented but can never win.
[INST] Perfect because I have 5/25 calls and 6/1 puts [/INST] y tho?
[INST] >son is born - >abort [/INST] A 42nd trimester abortion
[INST] I’ve been holding onto it since last year when it bombed. I didn’t have the balls to hold onto it passed today even though I think it’s bound to take off with that new drug that was just passed. [/INST] I held this piece of shit for 9 months and it didn’t move so sold last week. Fuck CARA.
[INST] I stream stuff using many different services like Youtube TV, Amazon Prime video, Netflix, and HBO now. I want one device that lets me access anything, and that's Roku. Chromecast doesn't have Amazon Prime, and Firestick doesn't have Youtube TV. And Apple TV is gayer than Elton John sliding down a rainbow with a plug in his ass. [/INST] Get a ps4 and the world is your oyster
[INST] No it doesn't. [/INST] Tell that to the +91% I have, in since 2.76. They have the biggest contract signed to produce in Canada so far for the next 4 years, the contract they got for Quebec is more than double CGC or any other of the 3 companies that got contracts.
[INST] Grey Market = Demon's dungeon of stock trading. See you on the other side buddy [/INST] [Grey Market](https://imgur.com/GfJNU68)
[INST] But but they had all those hip commercials about STEM millennials trying to convince other millennials how awesome GE jobs are. https://youtu.be/SW_7Q_tAk9I [/INST] Actually that was a pretty good ad. Fuck off and get a sense of humor.
[INST] I invest in dirt. Got it buried in the backyard. [/INST] Pssh just dirt? You've got to diversify, I put worms in my dirt and now that the fishing opener is around the corner I got hella worm money. Praise be to Shkreli
[INST] THCX.V has huge potential as well [/INST] THCX has been my most stable weedstock.
[INST] Has anyone even been as far as decided to go look do more like? [/INST] I could never remember this one by heart
[INST] They’re hooked into your Brokerage account... [/INST] Who says I have to use my brokerage account?
[INST] I'm just worried that it depends on the Google TV platform, which Google doesn't care about anymore. [/INST] Android TV. Google TV is a very different thing... There was just some news reports about Google killing off dedicated Chromecast devices and ramping back up on Android TV development. They also released a new developer streaming stick at their developer conference earlier this month.
[INST] 2020 is too long away to dump life savings into, I need gains this week [/INST] $MU MAY 25 2018 90.00 CALL
[INST] 'Engineering' [/INST] Hi Stuart! You will be replacing our VP of Toilet Management Engineering. She was a great asset but we had to fire her when she was caught smuggling drugs from Mexico.
[INST] No options? Hard pass. [/INST] Be the change you want to see in the world
[INST] Whoa whoa, never said I understand finance fella [/INST] Lol I wonder if 'Faggot delights' will be an option on boards
[INST] 1st line tx and course of tx for TB? GO! [/INST] RIF and check for NPH - looking at 6-9 months of treatment.
[INST] There's nothing nerdy about what I said? I'm a real estate guy not some computer fag I do this shit as a hobby, basic skills are useful in the world. [/INST] Everyone come look at this fucking nerd
[INST] Man IDK. I thought GE might be turning it around a little, things were looking good...might be a lost cause until someone with deep pockets steps in. [/INST] Looks like it's bouncing pre market, volatility is back...lol
[INST] Dude this sounds awesome let's meet up and do this sometime :O [/INST] You want to sell AMZN together? What a fag.
[INST] I almost never win a hand with two pair. There’s always some kind of fuckery that happens around that. [/INST] showdowns with 2 pair are very messy for a reason
[INST] Put me in the screen shot [/INST] Fuck this guy, don't put him in the screenshot
[INST] > Target is going to be Kmart or Sears in 10 years anyway. No it isn't. Target is the more condensed less cheap less ghetto version of walmart. It's always crowded with business. [/INST] I agree(I shop there instead of WMT) but I think that is going to be their downfall. By being the higher end retail store they are competing with Wal-Mart for the lower end market share and Amazon for everything. I believe those will be the only two left because of price and convenience. There is also Costco which eats into the higher end market too but they are more cost effective.
[INST] Because they look cool and were an utter failure. Just like Tesla will end up being. [/INST] > Mentions a company who failed to do what TSLA did. > SEE THIS WILL HAPPEN TO TSLA, TOO! Show your puts or show yourself out, sweet child.
[INST] He moved all in with 2 pair in a tournament where he's deep stacked and yet to see a river bet. I've seen this play before. It's not that bad [/INST] For the good of Poker all around, I hope you play a lot
[INST] i was more technical than this guy in high school. Let alone 30, having no job and living at home. Christ - this guy should be writing exploits against major OSs by now. Or you know - almost anything other than jerking it in his moms basement. [/INST] but those anime titties bro have you seen how big they are?
[INST] It's works flawlessly on perfectly straight streets with no other cars around. Stop being such a Debbie downer. [/INST] It's better than that.
[INST] Your tax money [/INST] Touché
[INST] Isn't it called Rona there? It was uncanny to me the first time driving past one, the storefront looks exactly like Lowe's but has a different name on the top. [/INST] Rona is a subsidiary of Lowes. Where I live, they literally have a Rona store one mile from the Lowes store. The reason is because Rona was here in Canada first and then Lowes came later. I've been to both and I really like Lowes much better - more modern, great selection of products, competitive prices, and great customer service.
[INST] Strike price of $75, not the price of the option you autist [/INST] ahh sucks for him
[INST] It split, it didn’t collapse. Look at the graphs. [/INST] Thanks professor. Save yourself some trouble and google it next time. 🤦🏻‍♂️
[INST] TD. and don't worry it's a piece of shit stock and is going down pretty hard. [/INST] can kinda confirm, I was bagholding on 3-4 canadian marijuana stocks since januarym saw my shit going down, I bailed out.
[INST] You’re fucking retarded do you see the market rn? Anything that’s up is up on news alone F and GM are being carried by this news if you want to be a shit pants baby and not admit it go ahead [/INST] Triggered soy boi. Where ya positions baby? Shut me up with your gains.
[INST] Yeah, nothing I've heard has pointed to NVDA releasing something that could shake up tech such that their valuation would increase to 300. Unless the market finds another gear and goes on an absolute tear in the next month (highly unlikely) then best we can hope for is around 270. [/INST] 1100 series cards are coming in June. 1180 will be a cash cow
[INST] While true, it's a bit of a science to grow the good good. Your everyday tard can't pull that off. Anyone can grow ditch weed though, that's true. [/INST] I pulled off alright for my first grow, did some reading and frequent visitor of /r/microgrowery. It is definitely a hobby I'd love to pick up again once it is decimalize. Nothing beats smoking your own bud and save money at the same time.
[INST] you got me there poop.. you got me there. But It did include the weekly visits of your mom on friday nights. I think it was a deal. [/INST] remember to get checked and make sure she's on the pill
[INST] $1,100 to move out lol wish my landlord would do that [/INST] Rent in San Francisco. Some of those fools get $30k+ to move out when someone buys the place they're renting and wants to live there.
[INST] They should hire Musk. [/INST] How. Fucking. Dare you
[INST] I swear to Christ if this rally is him covering I want a lawyer. [/INST] CNBC just had Left on, really wanted to know what he had to say. I bet Steven Weiss cut him a new one.
[INST] MU to 70 would get you pretty close. [/INST] excuse me are you assuming my portfolio holdings? #metoo
[INST] it literally happens every fucking week [/INST] Fuck, what happens every week? How do I make/lose money on thursday?
[INST] It's definitely just a bunch of katanas [/INST] I bet he has some Final Fantasy Swords too.
[INST] This will be an under appreciated post. [/INST] yeah very few have played a fallout game before
[INST] We will! May our accounts grow [/INST] Update - actually made 2%
[INST] ive got 130's for the 18th of next month, 1.90 per contract so i feel like im on the line. might just take profit next time we cross the 50 percent mark [/INST] seriously wtf is rl doing
[INST] He was right. [/INST] Yup. This is one of the key insights of poker. Losing a hand doesn't necessarily mean you played it wrong, and (more importantly imo) winning a hand doesn't necessarily mean you played it right.
[INST] Why are you sweating? You're obviously a time traveler from the 80s or early 90s if that's your portfolio. You will make *bank* selling that tech. [/INST] The real jewel is that a good chunk of the remaining 40% is SDLR, because there's nothing I love more than hoping bankruptcy will definitely be good for the future.
[INST] Lol samsung is king of memory no questions asked. Sk hynix also has better tech than micron [/INST] SK Hynix is having problems with their node transitions and their quality is notoriously suspect; MU will have larger DRAM revenues than SK Hynix in 1-2 years
[INST] Will that still be the case witht floating gate and charge trap switch? I don't understand half the tech jargon, but the dudes had good articles on MU in the past https://seekingalpha.com/article/4176502-micron-technology-floating-gate-just-floats-away [/INST] They claim they have figured out how to buliding CuA w/ CT, so yes.
[INST] President of earth... [/INST] Mars
[INST] Are you role-playing an idiot? The company has several (severe) risks. This isn't some dank new insight you've found. Tesla is the literally the most shorted stock. Take up a position and stfu. --- P.S only kids ask other people how old they are. You outed yourself :\^) --source: Runescape [/INST] huh what? Are you on your period. I was responding to other guy, why does an insecure asshole like you jump in between? Yes its the most shorted stock because of solid reasons and yes some idiots with mental capacity of 10 year old think its a great stock. PS : Fuck off
[INST] Buy the dip friend [/INST] But I lost all my money on Snap FDs what do
[INST] >Stand in line and grab your kool aid kids! \>implying I didn't already pre-order mine [/INST] Enjoy the year and a half long wait for it :^)
[INST] showdowns with 2 pair are very messy for a reason [/INST] Dude called his all in bet with just a pair though. TBH they're both pretty good examples of WSB retards, one just got lucky this time.
[INST] In 50 years? [/INST] Well I mean they've spent the last 65 years fucking it up...