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[INST] Bro they have 300m equity line of credit. They good for a while. Long. [/INST] Hey it’s a equity credit; meaning if they use the 300M to finance their debts; how are they going to pay back if their equity or common shares are >.60 cents a share?
[INST] Yea i just wanna know why its been slipping after huge earnings beat [/INST] Do you really think marketmakers are just going to let the 200,000 calls just profit?? It's just pushing them out and making sure to let them expire worthless.. you know the drill.
[INST] He probably just made another 40k. [/INST] Papa sayjay does not disappoint
[INST] Glad I didn't bust my nut at open then. [/INST] Me too. Collect your tendies.
[INST] They’re probably all dumping their employee stock as they leave [/INST] You’re so smart.
[INST] Shop is made for retards and autists in mind. Aka this youth [/INST] A typical small-biz online reseller that wants to get things done quickly.
[INST] Hangon. Why is this not /r/wallstreetdelratives [/INST] > delratives The autism is strong in this one.
[INST] I’m pretty sure it’s apple because it starts with ‘a’ [/INST] Should be Amazon then
[INST] Uso man [/INST] 6/15 15C?
[INST] slang for McDonald's. the crossover price point where you can afford McDonalds tendies for lunch [/INST] Did not know this. Thanks.
[INST] kids on after hours don't know if they should buy or sell, but when the big boys are out tm, I would anticipate this to be higher. It also really depends on analysts upgrades and sentiment, but I only see upside. This is sucha big buy back..jesus [/INST] Exactly, a lot of analysts expected some kind of buybacks/dividends to shareholders but $10 bills is fucking massive. The CFO literally said he should drop his microphone and walk away. It's massive. I think $65 end of the month would be conservative IMO.
[INST] Is it really a Yolo if you have the ability to add more dollars? I always viewed yolos as a play where you put just enough aside to purchase a piece of cardboard and a marker for panhandling in case it doesn't work out. [/INST] You just went full retard. Never go full retard
[INST] on yahoo finance boards, MU has nearly double the amount of posts that amazon has and 10x what intel has. there is an absurd amount of retail investors trading it and it is kind of worrisome. [/INST] over 85% of float is institutionally owned, but MU has heavy volume and the idiots panic easily.
[INST] Because one (MU) will outpace the other (any other semi) by a mile. [/INST] Yeah. That Marvell is already trading at 15 P/E while MU is still below 7
[INST] tl;dr I’m a faggot [/INST] Ur wife is gay for telling you to stop winning free money off the backs of wrestlers
[INST] pretty good. 200 flat fee \+ 5% for any margin use above 50k. i know for sure that IB has the best rates though [/INST] With half mill trades you will save a lot on ib.
[INST] Has he dropped a “machine learning” in there yet? [/INST] Psh that's amateur. Try 'deep neural networks' to get them drooling.
[INST] I'm balls deep in Walmart too [/INST] Im tits deep in WMT. Facccccckkkkk
[INST] At this point I'm pretty sure people just wait till their phones about to die to screenshot. [/INST] thx for the tip
[INST] What a find! AND HOW does u/geekyspacegirl420 react?! Stay tuned! [/INST] Lol I was curious...trust me I am 100% natural woman! But you think what u want to think Orb
[INST] It's not lost until he sells. Fool proof strategy. [/INST] Or until bankruptcy
[INST] If that's your plan, you may want to consider buying an ATM or ITM LEAP call and writing OTM short-term calls against it to lower your cost basis. Your strategy does work, but like you said, it strongly relies on market sentiment (over several months, since your date range is further out). If we have another February, you're begging just to get back even on OTM LEAPs. You won't be seeing significant moves on a daily basis. [/INST] Ok so buy ATM leap on $SPY and hold till November and close. Got it. God I hate holding but that seems like a good idea. There is no way in hell that $SPY would be at $273.30 in November.
[INST] Not by choice I imagine. His poor mother needs a way to identify him when the little autist runs away to find tendies or pet animals too hard or buy MU calls... [/INST] I have one, too, it's really nice. Don't listen to the guy trying to hate. He probably doesn't have the $30 to buy one.
[INST] Unfortunately, I only have 7 contracts. [/INST] Can still go with selling \~4 of them \(whatever near your total contract cost\), and keep the remaining 2\~3 to alleviate fear of missing out.
[INST] I bagheld ADSK for a quarter when they announced the layoffs/restructuring during the ER, but it recovered. Why would they go to shit again? [/INST] 10.85% run up before earnings. Earnings beat is priced in.
[INST] It was more stressful than anything. I was constantly worried about what I should do with it and how to spend/save it. Then once it was all gone all those opportunities were too, so I don't need to to think about it. I was doing so well, right around the peak I was thinking about quitting my job. That was 10 years salary at my current salary. Then I lost it all. To make matters worse I got fired about a month later anyway [/INST] That's a sad story. But there's more to life than options gainz.
[INST] ADBE is on a one way ticket to the moon. It also doesn’t stop for passengers [/INST] Is it already to late?... was busy with MU that I missed the one way ticket
[INST] i’m fucking dead😂😂😂 [/INST] .60 cents seems like a good deal. Until delisting fears get real and they do a 20-1 split. Then we go down to .60 cents and start all over Death spiral
[INST] I use TD and I only have $1,000 somehow it feels like people in Robin Hood on making a lot more money I feel like it's automated or has great recommendations or something of the like I'm thinking about switching over you're an amazing great person man thank you so much for taking time to reply! God bless you [/INST] >has great recommendations ??? you're trading on a brokerage's recommendation list? might as well buy whatever goldman is recommending too.
[INST] Alright say no more fam..you've convinced me... What strikes do you have / are looking at? Normally I wouldn't go OTM with something like $60 calls but with the guidance and all the news today..might be worth it. [/INST] Probably just 55 and 60 7/20s
[INST] [Venus Feng](https://res.cloudinary.com/hrscywv4p/image/upload/c_limit,fl_lossy,h_320,w_320,f_auto,q_auto/v1/277357/nybbdle1qhuhyy47ifjk.jpg) [/INST] >tfw when no asian qt 3.14 bloomberg reporter gf
[INST] 100 minus age rule? Tf? [/INST] No one tell him!
[INST] 'In real life, it's more a wild flailing pig on PCP.' We call that Sunday Funday at my uncle's farm. [/INST] We may have the same uncle. What a kook.
[INST] I have a position for 100 contracts on calls 2019. Should I dump? I have not decreased any value I am still at break-even only the fees incurred for trading. The contracts we're very cheap. Somehow I believe it'll Skyrocket am I wrong please tell me you guys know more than me [/INST] Why do you think it will skyrocket?
[INST] damn. i almost bought calls 3 weeks ago, but there was no volume. [/INST] Could have just lifted some offers...
[INST] you're a fucking slut you know that right [/INST] OP, repeatedly mutter 'fuck me harder daddy' under your breath and it'll moon to $1
[INST] all but like two or three analysts have earnings decreasing starting next FY, the bitches [/INST] Motherfucker just bought back $10 billion that ain't happening haha
[INST] I know but I figured I’d try to get at least start discussion on the subject of making money [/INST] OP, you looking to get yo meat sucked? Because you’ve come to the right sub ...
[INST] Stop loss! GTFO with that sensible investment strategy. Muun or bust !!! [/INST] I got 200 share at higher avg than you a little bit. Sold 1 call option for s$$ and giggle and managed to sell it. I can't even laugh at that point. APRN bought at about 2, if I stop loss that shit, would have been sold, now up $100 for absolutely no reason and I simply don't care.
[INST] “If you don’t stop in 5 minutes I’m calling security!” [/INST] 'it's not gay if you don't finish!'
[INST] thats not legal correct? or is it ok if they pay out when they are wrong? 'mirror' the trade? if they disclose it in TOS or something. we know etrade finds trade pairs. so if bid ask on market is narrow and two etrade users put in orders to buy/sell for greater/lower they just can sell at the market and collect the difference. [/INST] The fact that RH doesn't have a visible order book would point to this theory. When they give recommendations for limit orders, they give a range of prices to input an order at rather than just say what the most recent exact limit price is. Makes me think they keep that input intentionally vague and skim the difference when people buy shares a few cents above the spread.
[INST] Submit this to r/churning [/INST] Damn, this shit is one step above extreme couponing.
[INST] Does throwing away hopes and dreams count? [/INST] No just throwing away money counts
[INST] Can you please link me to where you get the trade info from? I want to look around, not necessarily JD related. Thanks. [/INST] ADVFN
[INST] Just paid $4.60 for the good shit in Chicago. It’s begun. [/INST] lol seriously? If it goes up to 100/barrel I’m eating well
[INST] Are you implying increased inflation? [/INST] > ...one way or another... ^ implies options. Inflation, probably -- my degenerate gambling addiction, definitely. Or, all you younglings will get good at this gambling nonsense while I'm here inversing you all the way to 0. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
[INST] Good companies tend to hire a minimum of 2 smart indian dudes, and 1 CFO willing to do a mic drop [/INST] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbE2J3RPPco
[INST] She was shorting mu when it was at its most vulnerable. Huge turn off imo [/INST] She was making money though
[INST] Exactly we all have calls expecting it to go to the moon. Where have you been? [/INST] Someone has to fall on the sword... any takers? 🦗🦗🦗
[INST] I had to explain the missing money somehow [/INST] Stop ordering hookers and calling them 'options'
[INST] Probably has to do with the reverse stock split they had late last year. Edit: [if any of you are interested, this is actually a thing](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/fima.12077) [/INST] If you just said you did not understand how any of this works we would have believed you, you did not have to prove it.
[INST] I sold a 54.50 and a 55. Really hoping for a dip so I don’t get assigned this week lol. [/INST] I don't think this is going under 55 again
[INST] Pffff is the sound it makes right before it spontaneously busts flames inches from your testicles [/INST] it's a feature not a bug. gotta keep your thigh nuggets warm.
[INST] Poor bastard... he ded [/INST] F
[INST] https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/050614/introduction-dark-pools.asp [/INST] I thought Dark Pools were created in order to prevent high frequency traders from running up security prices when they saw large institutional buys coming in? Is investopedia incorrect?
[INST] Anyone know why the CNN site for futures is showing the cumulative gains from yesterday and today? [/INST] Cucked News Network
[INST] Yes! Buybacks are just another form of a dividend. It’s not the best form of earning quality because your dabbling in your retained earnings but serves the same purpose. Plus, dividends can be really sticky with shareholders. Grandfag and Grandma May want those dividend paying stocks. Doi. [/INST] > It’s not the best form of earning quality because your dabbling in your retained earnings wut
[INST] I assume aiming for numbers like 399 instead of 400 [/INST] Metaphorically, yes
[INST] yep good point. if it's not what it was, then it'll be what it's going to be. [/INST] How is it ever going to be what it never was
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[INST] Should be Amazon then [/INST] But AAPL has two A's right at the beginning
[INST] Let me take out my crystal ball It could go up. It could go down. It’ll probably go up though before it goes down. Call me Nostradamus [/INST] Call him DDstradamus
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[INST] Wow, lots of mis info here. The news is that that they SHIPPED some low volume of the next generation chip they’ve been working. It’s not news that they were working on it, we knew that already. This is the last technology step they are collaborating on, They announced a few months back that they’re going different ways on the node after this one. [/INST] It doesn’t help that CNBC is using the news as a “deal” to pimp INTC, shameless shills
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[INST] I got 6/1 calls I hope it keeps going up [/INST] Jan 2020 $120 calls looking good right now
[INST] Like a true autist. [/INST] Turns out I'm just a retart, thought it was luluroe.
[INST] prolly too late to get in tbh [/INST] Electric charging stations aren't even close to saturating the market though. Lot of room to grow.
[INST] Might go up, might go down, might go sideways [/INST] This guy analyzes.
[INST] This guy understands [/INST] You have to
[INST] After the run up it just went through. Yes. Study charts. Don’t buy at highs. [/INST] But the market is almost always at an all time high. Maybe study a little harder?
[INST] Yea I noticed. I need to stop watching the ticker... [/INST] It’s coming back up. Don’t have weak hands. We definitely might break 60 today
[INST] Not much at this point since they just had the analyst day [/INST] Yea, maybe some analysts will wait until after earnings for upgrades too. Kind of lame reaction to them basically betting that the cycle is over, bond rating upgrade, earnings beyond the most optimistic estimates... I thought this wouldn’t be treated as incremental news, but a reason for revaluation. Whatever, can’t complain about 8% on top of a huge rally. Any options plays you find particularly attractive?
[INST] Faggot delights? [/INST] No dummy, financial dictionaries.
[INST] You can make up for it with the garbage it will pull today, just be patient and watch, then pounce on opportunity. [/INST] Made it back and more!
[INST] 70/ August. And no, I bought what I budget allowed me to [/INST] Don't listen to him. Play the smart moves.
[INST] I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing. [/INST] I can crash ANET or CSCO just buy buying shares. It's my superpower.
[INST] Fuck you [/INST] Oil has fucked me harder than I can tell. This is my first time “playing it righ”. I fully expected the puts to expire worthless.
[INST] Why would it dip when that isn't even a for sure. I hate this shit. [/INST] I don't know. The market is permanently retarded.
[INST] I'm sure we could crowd fund his tat. I got 5 on it. [/INST] Fuck it, I'm in.
[INST] same. I had calls and stock, closed/sold everything at 60.22. I might get back in if it dips this week. [/INST] Dumped all my load into V, will pull it out to play MU if it dips as well. I'm expecting at least one more dip before earnings
[INST] Ban [/INST] Plz no. I need this karma.
[INST] Somehow he was right. [/INST] I am a TA god
[INST] Ban him [/INST] No u
[INST] I got a SPY call vertical. I'm up $2 right now [/INST] I don't know what that means but SPY is red and my put is up $22
[INST] Where do you live? Doesn’t Amazon prime go to AK? I’m overseas using an APO and prime is awesome. [/INST] It goes to AK, but we're stuck with 3-5 day shipping. They used to do 2-day for us, but they stopped it a couple years back now if memory serves.
[INST] Wait wouldn’t you buy a put if it’s constantly going down? [/INST] Well the assumption is that if the persons ass is bleeding then it's already gone down/up much more than one would anticipate. In reality, it's still just random. All it means is I'll lose less money than the last person.
[INST] And OP is 110% faggot confirmed. [/INST] Agree
[INST] Making profitable vehicles while Tesla turns into a battery supplier? [/INST] Honestly, that might be a great fucking pivot
[INST] I dont give a fuck about options. They dont exist as far as I'm concerned. I dont buy options, use leverage, or short. Keeping it nice and simple. [/INST] You are a fag. Enjoy your yacht at 65 while the rest of us are poor our entire existence.
[INST] TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN. [/INST] TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN.
[INST] Our roads are straight and our gas is cheap. You fags only like handling and braking because that’s all your econoboxes are good at. [/INST] > gas TSLA
[INST] Cramer is such a faggot its truly amazing. [/INST] One feg to rule them all
[INST] When did you buy them? I'm up 90% on mine. [/INST] bought the day after last earnings as it was tanking (i think SP was around 54.8).
[INST] $60 was the heavier resistance, smooth sailing tho the muun from here [/INST] O rly
[INST] Petition to rename it stonks [/INST] LONG change.com
[INST] Y'all are cold!! I guess failure is the best teacher... [/INST] Monkey Uncles
[INST] after tonight it should Cramer on his knees in front of Sanjay [/INST] Ah yes the best outcome
[INST] Just more of why I am sorry. Like the skip bayless of stocks. [/INST] damn the skip bayless analogy is on point!
[INST] There’s some bad blood there from SNDK days [/INST] What's the story with him and Sanjay? I recall hearing that there is some bad blood between them dating back to the SNDK days but don't know the details. Did Sanjay tell Cramer that he is a basic bitch? Did he tell him that he should have named his dog Sandisk? PS -- congrats on the MU play.