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[INST] Shit i have 1/19 60 calls and I regret not selling yesterday [/INST] Why buy so much theta? You know that it is going to go through these phases of up and down every couple of months. Did you buy it back when we were mid 40s and didn't know how long it might take to pull up? I like having plenty of theta too, but MU has just been so volatile that it isn't worth it to hold for long term unless it is stock. Not busting your balls, since I appreciate that your aren't doing FDs like a lot of the idiots on wsb.
[INST] > and use margin. /r/whatcouldgowrong [/INST] Haha.
[INST] Whose dick are you sucking to get your gas for 2.80 [/INST] I just go down to the gas station and that's what they charge. No dick sucking is necessary.
[INST] depends how dank the /u/haupt91 gif was [/INST] I'm interviewing the homeless as we speak. Gif out next week
[INST] Because implied volatily drops off a cliff around an earnings announcement, you often see options contracts losing a significant portion of their value. Dont fucking trade options around earnings. [/INST] Hilarious. Each time I noticed this it was after an earnings drop. The implied volatility stops because all the guess about what earnings will do were proven right or wrong (for the time being) when earnings are announced, right? So it's not that a 3% change in the underlying stock makes the options drop/rise 50% it's because underlying volatility changed.
[INST] It was upgraded to $325 after hours by Cowen. Should help. [/INST] wish it reacted like amd did lol
[INST] 1 option is an order for 100 shares. [/INST] Yeah but you don't have to fill it right?
[INST] Definitely is but he won’t admit it lol Still props to OP for posting this. He may not have brains but definitely has balls. [/INST] Betting on Walmart is not exactly a brainless move.
[INST] Viagra + Aderall [/INST] You glorious, beautiful, bastard.
[INST] My guess is down. Then up a little. Then up some more. Then down a bit. Then up a bunch. [/INST] Quality DD
[INST] You were fucked the day you were born buddy [/INST] I think that’s illegal in most states
[INST] Hey! 👋🏻 [/INST] Username check out
[INST] Usually not. I had just had a big boost from RUN and sold my Oracle shares to by FEYE. I thought since I had the boost from Oracle and FEYE announced a partnership that FEYE would hit the $21 price target. [/INST] You just need patience. I'm holding since 13. Looking for 25+ in 3-4 months.
[INST] AMAT challenged MU to a cage match. [/INST] $AMAT would get fucked up fam, no way to counter that killer P/E that $MU is hiding
[INST] I buy and sell websites. Don't need to promote it. [/INST] What kind of websites? How do you find buyers? I wish I had a decent enough business to afford losing so much cash.
[INST] Not for op [/INST] Two words Tooth pick
[INST] Can't do bruh. After losing bigly on a $GS bull put spread today I did the classic move of shutting down my application and ignoring the market for 2 weeks. Kind of like a domestic abuse survivor, I'll be back for more physical violence in no time. [/INST] I shat the bed on JD FDs last week, I hear you. Even ignored wsb for a few days. ....aaaaaand we’re back!
[INST] And then some! [/INST] Taking on margin for your Ally savings account is a true WSB moves
[INST] Shit...i got 23 calls May 18 $56. Prob a 100% IV. SO i hope i can get at least $150 dollars back for a consolation BJ at guetto strip club. Im done until next paycheck..fuckkk [/INST] About 20 calls here. We're boned btw. At current $51.50 AH price, the options are worth $0.06. Doubt anyone will be buying it tomorrow AM. I'll be fighting you for buyers :\)
[INST] You're the reason I hang out here. [/INST] I'm flattered
[INST] Pepsi owns KFC, though. [/INST] https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/selectall/2017/02/09/09-roll-safe.w710.h473.jpg
[INST] This is pretty clever. Basically getting paid to put limit orders in on both sides. [/INST] Now you know why the house always wins haha
[INST] Don’t you dare! [/INST] I sold my 3 55 Calls for 50% profit. Due to FOMO, ended up buying 3 60 calls almost right away and now down by $160. May be I will buy more once I see a ray of green.
[INST] Short version, he lost it all. [/INST] Wait the guy in the first link? Or the guy who’s link that guy linked to? Because the original inspiration guy used his $9000 credit limit to buy amd at like $7.45. Which assuming he held actually worked out. >I’m not saying do this. Just you know.
[INST] 'Might as well' you autistic cuck [/INST] Mide ass well
[INST] Not sure what that entails but thanks [/INST] not $200k.
[INST] I think my problem is not having an exit strategy. From now on I’m buying the stock unless I suspect a big move short to medium term when options make more sense for a “do or die” aka yolo situation. [/INST] True me too. my exit plan usually is green exit my mistake was i use to not have a red exit/stop loss
[INST] The idea is fantastic but the model as run by the idiots in charge is terrible. Hopefully Bezos will look in his couch cushions for the money to buy it in bankruptcy and actually run it well. It has so many potential revenue streams. [/INST] Their 'long term' plan is essentially American Animals doing $100M box office.
[INST] Amat calls rip [/INST] I was so close to buying puts on AMAT today. Thanks to my spy calls I bitches our
[INST] Bruh his account value is less than $1000. Also my poor AMAT strangle that I sold is gonna be not as green as I was hoping in the AM. It wasn't supposed to dump this much, lol. [/INST] Not my fault weeklies steal from the poor.
[INST] Because why the fuck not. [/INST] Seriously. Market has been green but not amazing recently but my AMD is up something like 30% this past month. Have a 11.5 call too. I don't understand it but it's a great ride to be on.
[INST] How? Some international bookie? [/INST] It was one of those sports betting websites that did other things alongside sport(the odds were set based on the number of bets coming in, not by website analysts), I forgot what website it was. They didn’t even list trump for winning the election for a long time, they just had a 600/1 for him winning the primaries
[INST] What happens if she says “No u”? [/INST] He'll launch her into space
[INST] Finkle is Einhorn...Einhorn is Finkle. [/INST] The. Whole. Time.
[INST] Not MU tho. It is just valued 6x profits [/INST] 😂 CYCLICAL
[INST] > how do you lease a fucking '09 That's the joke. He makes such bad financial decisions that he entered a lease agreement for a Mustang in '09 and is STILL paying it. [/INST] A lease is renting sooooo.....
[INST] See I know you are broke because if you had money you would know how these things work and that is literally impossible not a single broker allows it because options are not marginable securities [/INST] Leaps
[INST] That is what I don't understand. I get not being diversified if you have \<50k. But what are people thinking that have huge portfolios completely concentrated in one sector? [/INST] Maybe they aren't fucking pussies.
[INST] some fuk niqqa exercised my calls [/INST] This is the god damn funniest fucking thing I've seen in days I'd give you gold, but you'd probably try to sell a contract on it
[INST] I'm betting on it dropping now. We'll see. AMD over $13 is a rare and short lived game. [/INST] Well, sold half, and then it came to life in AH. Lost some good money to nerves.
[INST] I was being sarcastic. jesus. fucking hilarious how you are so serious about this. [/INST] when you get so defensive, you know the person wasn't being sarcastic and just got pissed about all the hate they got.
[INST] Pennies wiegh 0.088oz, and are 97.5% zinc and 2.5% copper. I dont know how to make paper into liquid, but you can turn metal in liquid by applying heat... liquid cash. [/INST] Cash is a liquid asset, as opposed to monetary assets such as property and business. Vast majority of millionaires and people you would consider rich have nowhere near 900k in cash
[INST] Three. The twit can't spell 'toothpick' properly. [/INST] Sry, too Reee to english
[INST] Well it depends on your strike and your end goal. If you are gonna play FDs look at my original comment. Flip it for a quick profit. Long term options are clearly the better play. [/INST] Thank you sir
[INST] Looked into this, Dohl’s plantation is on another island [/INST] Dole?
[INST] Haha, this sounds a hell of a lot like gambling. Sounds fun. [/INST] It is gambling.
[INST] Out of all the Chip makers, AMD is the bet with the most upside (still) Market will only grow, so unless they fuck up badly i don't see a negative scenario. Lisa is doing a good job. And now imagine their GPUs would do well, too... [/INST] Intel just came out with 10nm and Nvidia rumors of 1180 are out. Just FYI.
[INST] Can we set a poll up on this. I don't think people have overwhelmingly posted bearish positions. [/INST] I feel like consensus on TSLA is neither bearish nor bullish, but more 'stay away from that overvalued stock because it defies all logic and might become even more overvalued'
[INST] He purchased a metric fuck-ton of June 87.50 strike calls and a reasonable amount of September 90.00 strike calls. Options have decay built in so every day that the price of WMT is not above the strike he loses money. Eventually they will decay to zero. You’re looking at a YOLO trade that, so far, isn’t working out too well. [/INST] As a lurker, would you please dumb it down for me some more? OP basically lost the bet, right? Since they're options, it didn't pan out and is now a loss?
[INST] There you have it folks. Live in 8 mile with a mobile home and your all set going all in on $T with 200k. You'll live comfortably! The autistic American dream. [/INST] Who needs luxury when you can drink and yolo options in your underwear all day?
[INST] I like it. When you usually sell? [/INST] Around 2.40
[INST] Literally the only sub I read daily, even over the NSFW ones. [/INST] My only subscriptions are r/cumsluts and r/wallstreetbets just imagine my day.
[INST] Fortnite made Turtle Beach a 10 bagger from March. Won't go in anymore, tho. To risky now [/INST] > Turtle Beach how that happen?
[INST] All those can wait until collections comes after you. You need to pay your margin call so your trading account isn't suspended. How else are you going to make your money back? [/INST] Can't collections wait too? I'd say wait it out til the Fed comes after you.
[INST] I’m in my twenties it’s okay. Question tho, do people normally wait till expiration date with FD’s or do they dip early [/INST] You sell when you hit the target profits, expiration strike price may screw you
[INST] How do you see option prices updated to AH prices? [/INST] Ran pricing calculator that brokerage has. No option trading AH so there really aren't prices. Also, this is taking account of current IV... so it's probably worst tomorrow. Unless the underlying magically recovers before midday tomorrow those of us holding OTM FDs are gonna experience the joy of losing 100% of their bet.
[INST] Text, yes, but speech? And battle royale? It would seem the algos reacted on the announcement of a new call of duty. [/INST] What do you think algos do when markets are closed, they obviously play battle royale duh
[INST] How can you make money no matter what with covered calls? I don't understand how it's no risk [/INST] Well, the 'downside' is that you'd be selling off 100 shares of SPY and at a lower profit than if you simply held and sold @ 275, rather than agreeing to sell at 272.5.
[INST] usually it's a big firms algos, but I buy 0-1 day spx options everyday [/INST] What the advantage is here? I guess this is a pure directional play. I understand that they're dirt cheap this close to expiry, and also all the theta is already gone so no worries about that, but I guess you are just holding them for a few hours in the hopes of making a few bucks per contract? This is a whole new angle for me so I'm really curious... sorry to keep bugging you.
[INST] About 20 calls here. We're boned btw. At current $51.50 AH price, the options are worth $0.06. Doubt anyone will be buying it tomorrow AM. I'll be fighting you for buyers :\) [/INST] thats like 120 - 140 ish range. I would take it and run.
[INST] not $200k. [/INST] I mean if 50,000 buy him gold...
[INST] IQ tax [/INST] Sold for $27. Pays for dinner and gas. I can't complain.
[INST] What kind of websites? How do you find buyers? I wish I had a decent enough business to afford losing so much cash. [/INST] > What kind of websites? How do you find buyers? lol literally asking for his competitive edge
[INST] P R I C E D I N^TM [/INST] lol if anything was priced in there wouldn't be a 9% drop u nice man
[INST] Na they sell action figures and t-shirts now. Cutting edge innovation lead by CD stores and Blockbusters. [/INST] all the geeky stores in the mall sell pop figures now so they have to contend with all of them as well.
[INST] MLB TV, NFL Sunday Ticket, Whatever the names of NHL/NBA/ncaa packages are not licensed by ESPN. ESPN does not distribute them. ESPN doesn’t have contracts in place with every league to broadcast the games. [/INST] Fair, but that wasn’t my point. The broader industry will gain tailwinds from this legalization. Increasing ad revenue throughout
[INST] Those things aren’t in competition, Verizon and Comcast are the distributors and ESPN is the content they distribute. [/INST] MLB TV, NFL Sunday Ticket, Whatever the names of NHL/NBA/ncaa packages are not licensed by ESPN. ESPN does not distribute them. ESPN doesn’t have contracts in place with every league to broadcast the games.
[INST] Goddamnit I should have listened to you [/INST] How much are you down?
[INST] Damnit I was hoping to get called a faggot [/INST] You fucking faggot
[INST] Already bought my calls (buy first, ask later!) [/INST] did you buy them yesterday? Got to get them early
[INST] $56 6/29 [/INST] Nice, I’m in on the $60, same expiry. I might follow your example on every dip, but it started going up again!
[INST] Nobody told you to bet in the wrong direction. [/INST] I’m not sure about that
[INST] That is not the case, OP bought OTM calls a couple days ago (day before earnings). He even [posted that screenshot](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8jz00w/450k_yolo_on_wmt/) too. Also, a stop loss doesn't really work with a large number of options after an earnings event. [/INST] Ahh, I failed and gave too much credit to OP for thinking things through. But that opens another box; who the fuck let them open that.
[INST] Was it stevebm? [/INST] No Steve is still rich lol
[INST] If it goes south of 48 im loading up the truck today Otherwise i prob will wait till monday [/INST] I was dithering at 48.68 earlier. Should have just jumped in. Its definitely in over-correction territory.
[INST] Infinite gains. Infinite tendies. [/INST] This guy is on to something
[INST] No you both [/INST] No me
[INST] > What kind of websites? How do you find buyers? lol literally asking for his competitive edge [/INST] I have no edge you faggot
[INST] Here, I'll give you an example. $FB's current price is $183.40. Robin hood lists a call option for sale at a strike price of 141, break even of 183.35, and premium of 42.35. If I were to buy that option right now and immediately exercise it, wouldn't I make a $5 profit? [/INST] I'm not sure what you're looking at, no call option will have a break even below the share price when you purchase it. If that were the case then yes, free money. But it is absolutely never the case. I went and looked at call options for FB to verify. Either it's a glitch on your end, or you're somehow misinterpreting the information. If you can somehow show me a screenshot, I'd be happy to help clarify what's going on a little better
[INST] Get a reverse mortgage. Let the banks pay you! [/INST] Make sure it's the bank that Burt Reynolds researched and approves of.
[INST] And it's you [/INST] Seeing how this sub disagrees with him. Odds are he’s right
[INST] Sold some uvxy $15 calls exp next week and people bought them within seconds....i was surprised. [/INST] Cause they know something you don’t bra
[INST] And then we have one 4% up week and your shares go on without you while you’re left at the station [/INST] Sell covered puts then
[INST] Stop snorting cocaine. I can't take screenshots of my brokerage with private info all over it. Even taking a pic of this email is not easy with my info on it. [/INST] Woah Woah Woah! Let's leave the cocaine out of this!
[INST] obvious bullshit. only reason i may be convinced is dr pepper or cherry coke on table [/INST] He likes Coke. All in KO.
[INST] I quit my job today trading $2.58 [/INST] I quit my job today
[INST] Eat shit faggot, I suck your dick. [/INST] I wish you would, then you'd have gained something today
[INST] Lam calls matter [/INST] That chart looks dirty. If wait a couple days to see where it bottoms.
[INST] How much or is it a freebie? [/INST] It'll cost you 3 tendies for this FD
[INST] Yeah. I was afraid if I sold that I would have to wait for funds to settle to buy back in and that takes a couple days. Didn't want to miss the Monday investors meeting rocket so I held in the hopes it wouldn't tank too much. Obviously the wrong call. [/INST] Are you sure you need to wait for it to settle? I am able to re-buy immediately after selling and I have a really shitty broker with basic account and without margin.
[INST] He pays the premium at the initial purchase, just like you would pay the stock price at the initial purchase of a stock. Then the value of the premium goes up and down accordingly until either the expiration date or until the option is sold. [/INST] Thanks for the info!
[INST] Not saying you're wrong... But Trump just forced the post office to double rates on Amazon. [/INST] Not saying you're wrong, but ... wait, yes, you are wrong.
[INST] Can't collections wait too? I'd say wait it out til the Fed comes after you. [/INST] Just Ruby Ridge it til it all blows over
[INST] all the geeky stores in the mall sell pop figures now so they have to contend with all of them as well. [/INST] Who the fuck buys those things
[INST] You’re obviously a lame Jew. Despite my overwhelming anti-Semitism, I believe Jews can be anything they want to be. Even Nazis, jackass. [/INST] http://www.cc.com/video-clips/7nnosh/chappelle-s-show--frontline----clayton-bigsby-pt--1---uncensored
[INST] There are plenty of other online retailers. Etsy, walmart, jet, overstock, newegg, etc. Nothing is stopping people from using them. Amazon doesn't leverage there position to prevent compotition. They're just better. [/INST] Amazon certainly does leverage their position to prevent competition, why else do you think they hardly turn a profit? There may be plenty of other online retailers but it doesn't negate the fact that Amazon has over 50 percent of the market share. Enjoy your long positions before antitrust gives them a slap on the ass, because I'll be 20 miles away. Why take that kind of risk when you can have positions such as baba and tencent, where their government actually wants them to continue growing.
[INST] But if they announce nothing special and just tell us what we already know, do we go to $40? [/INST] /#MUtoo
[INST] Americans aren’t fazed by school shootings anymore. Thoughts and prayers, see you next month when it happens again. Long Netflix [/INST] This. No one gives two shits about the shootings, they’re a normal occurrence. Desensitize and move on.
[INST] https://www.caixinglobal.com/2018-04-10/5-things-to-know-about-chinese-depositary-receipts-101232381.html Because only they know whassup with these companies. Like how popular they are in the home country. We Americans just see partial of it. It’s the same how we see and value Amazon/Netflix/FB here. They are gonna become their Chinese FAGMAN. [/INST] Thanks! Thinking of buying a subscription to that site. Seems to be one of the few that has immediate news on China
[INST] You should work as an analyst, I now have exactly what I need to decide on options-wise, since you've told me the stock could go up or down In all seriousness, how successful has your been in this sector? [/INST] In all seriousness everything I wrote was a lie, I have held a gun once and have no position or valid thoughts on the matter