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[INST] I should have sold at .20 this morning \- thinking tomorrow it goes over strike. [/INST] I'm betting on it dropping now. We'll see. AMD over $13 is a rare and short lived game.
[INST] Tell me you got in before that jump! [/INST] im fucked
[INST] But how does this affect MU [/INST] If you only had $17 of buying power left after yoloing MU like me you can buy 1 option that expires tomorrow w/ a strike of 71.5 maybe 72 when i get done typing.
[INST] TPL is not actually a REIT, it’s a royalty trust. [/INST] yeah, they are using the cashflow from the royalties to buy back shares.
[INST] Where is the $muicide thread at ? [/INST] Dude it’s down 70 cents, chill
[INST] Did the orders actually fill at 0.01? [/INST] No, I bought them yesterday midday, but at morning bell the glitch shows -99%. I gambled and got lucky.
[INST] I bought puts on Macy’s yesterday when it was up 10.5%. I sold at the end of day for a loss. Literally no profit taking yesterday. [/INST] Good on you for setting your exits. Takes discipline especially when red.
[INST] going over the margin limit, nice [/INST] some fuk niqqa exercised my calls
[INST] You really think it will drop from 55 to 49 and then back up within 2 weeks. Lol. (Edit: i though earnings were june 8th for some reason, but this guys still a fag lol) [/INST] Earnings are two months out yet. It’s up over 10% in the last week. There’s going to be a pullback before earnings. Edit - Earnings are five weeks out. I’m a faggot. Still gonna bank on these puts.
[INST] Did WeChat used to be QQ? QQ was the big one over there when I was there. [/INST] QQ is the AIM-esque old school IM. We chat is the mobile social app. But yes they are both developed by Tencent
[INST] Lol same. We are reversing. End the day green. My calls up 20%. [/INST] I've been averaging down for a week, I broke even and sold for a meager 20% total return Edit: I should note that I'm a faggot
[INST] I’m assuming the 3% production hit worried Wall Street a bit [/INST] That’s as disappointing but also only a one time hit; it will make 4q18 guidance look massive, too
[INST] Yea, you know, like how Tesla is doing well because of the 'Things that go VROOM' field [/INST] Bahahahahhaha
[INST] The price average was $1.77 or so for those calls. The $1.99 was the current bid/ask at close. It would be 200,000 shares not 2,000. [/INST] Tell me you unloaded these at the open PLEASE
[INST] They had a JV partnership 4 a long time u dum dum. [/INST] They still do, just no longer with NAND
[INST] I love you both [/INST] I love you all!
[INST] I doubled down on some SPY calls ATM expiring in a month so... I've recovered some. As long as DT doesn't come out and tear NAFTA in two I think I'll come out OK. Or SPY will trade flat and I'll get double fucked and not in a good way. [/INST] I honestly don't think the market is gonna give a single shit about the NAFTA bullshit, that's why I bought puts after a few green days back to back to back. Figured a pullback was coming with the NAFTA outlook not looking too great, but here I am, down almost 50%... I'll probably get out if I do hit 50% loss; time decay will kill value even if there's a small pullback to below 270 soon. Edit: aaaaaaand I've sold for a 52% loss.
[INST] > japan trade war Oh we're gonna fuck with Abe now? What happened? [/INST] apparently the fuckers don't appreciate being the only ally that don't get exceptions on tariffs. go figure
[INST] That may be the case, but it's fucking retarded to say 'have you learned anything from EFX' when it hasn't fully recovered yet. [/INST] If you really think a data breach will be the kiss of death you're retarded. EFX hype is overblown. That was one of the biggest security fuck ups in a long time and they've recovered a significant amount. Also all the fuckery in the market lately sure has nothing to do with it's rocky recovery, or the fact that it was hitting ATH before that happened. Visa and MA wouldn't even be bothered by a data breach.
[INST] look man I'm not asking for much. All I need is for my SPY puts to go up 90%. that's it [/INST] Kinda crazy it went green. Sorry about that. I'm short the market as well.
[INST] I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6. [/INST] Just fucking torrent it like everyone else in this world.
[INST] I can’t decide here; i really want to jump in with a few calls But i’ve watched nearly everyone get cucked with calls on earnings lately. [/INST] Buy shares?
[INST] Yeah. Infinity dollars minus $4.95. Be realistic, OP. Imagine if I had infinite money and then had to lean over and give Schwab a five dollar bill... I wouldn’t have infinity dollars anymore. And he probably expect to keep the change. [/INST] If you take away 5 from Infinity, it's still infinite. You're treating infinity as a finite number that can be taken from, but it can't lower infinity, even if you take from it.
[INST] Big boys like me can get margin on options [/INST] See I know you are broke because if you had money you would know how these things work and that is literally impossible not a single broker allows it because options are not marginable securities
[INST] Isn't that the guy from Weezer? [/INST] No, it's the guy that tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne
[INST] yeah MSFT had about a 7 min window to sell calls first thing in the morning for profit before it all went away and never came back [/INST] I realized what was going on and sold for breakeven that morning just minutes before it tanked. Freaked me out haha
[INST] RIP I will add closed captioning as soon as I'm up tomorrow ❤️ [/INST] Would be nice so I can watch at work but I fully expect it to be 'fuck you InaudibleCow' repeated.
[INST] It's 1/3rd of the open interest on that strike. How do you not get fucked on the execution? Where's the bid gonna come from? [/INST] Market makers will eat it up if it's on sale, you may have to sell a few pennies lower but they're getting an arbitrage, that's the whole point of why market makers exist. They'll skim the pennies and make money on the total volume of transactions.
[INST] Literally has 'inaudible' in their username you asshat. [/INST] Usernames never lie.
[INST] Ouch. [/INST] Where’s the rope
[INST] When is guidance expected? Shouldn't we have it by now? [/INST] I've been out and about, yes we should, I haven't checked. Give the stock some time. If not, I guess I was wrong again
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[INST] Shares or calls? Thinking about picking up Jan 17 2020 130 calls. Not sure if that’s enough time to produce results though [/INST] probably go at least 30% shares problem is Disney hasn't announced anything about the SC ruling with ESPN yet - which is worrying, or it means that the lawyers are still working out the details. If they don't release any information in a month, start worrying. If there's no news within 3 months, short Disney, they don't know what the fuck they're doing with ESPN. RemindMe! 3 months
[INST] A stronger dollar is bad for a company if it gets most of its profits abroad (because if you make the same amount of euros in profit, it's smaller in dollars). So I don't know how much of Visa's profits is in the US, but it could be bad. [/INST] right, I don't know how much is foreign either. I guess it's in their quarterlies
[INST] >Like wtf infrastructure does Airbnb need to spend its money on that it took 10 years to turn a profit. Same as Uber, lobbying all the local and federal governments worldwide not to outright ban you is expensive business. They even admit this in some of their statements. [/INST] You spelled bribing wrong
[INST] I am expecting the next crash will be from these shitty cash burn companies solely depending on subscriptions growth. Cough cough Netflix. Will buy more secured company like MSFT and AAPL. Cash is king. [/INST] Not MU tho. It is just valued 6x profits
[INST] It was the best of times. It was the autism of times. [/INST] A Tale of Two Tendies
[INST] If you had bought in 2011 you'd be singing a different tune. [/INST] That's the problem, it was still expensive relative to income then
[INST] Faggot [/INST] I wish, then I'd have more options than I do right now
[INST] I have some insight on Krogers tech, AMA [/INST] Is it good?
[INST] deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.2450 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/93043) [/INST] Just letting you know I jumped in the water today and sold some otm calls that expire tomorrow haha
[INST] Yeah, he is fucked. [/INST] Good to see someone else get fucked. I got murdered on CSCO last night. Good means bad and bad means good, I think I can YOLO correctly now, until it all changes again next week.
[INST] I LOL’d at that part. Good shit [/INST] Lmao how do you lease a fucking '09? Should have been a sub prime 72 month loan at $400 on a used '09.
[INST] lol now $.90 with 900 traded edit, now $.75 [/INST] More more! Where's he at now?
[INST] per month I pay 600 toward my loan amount, 180 to the month in interest, like 280 for escrow which is money I would need to pay if I owned my house. For instance if I have no loan I would still have to pay Home Insurance and Taxes 1-2 times a year. [/INST] Gotcha, thanks a lot!
[INST] Too far OTM, I'd go with 60s, that's a lot more obtainable. [/INST] Makes sense, already have some 52.5 and 56’s that should be gtg leading up to ER
[INST] over 50... [/INST] love your post, I'm having a good day, having held out.
[INST] It is not that there is no untapped market, it is that Visa has no inherent advantage to take those markets. You just assume V will do well in countries where they have negligible presence now. The problem is that the barrier to entry is so fucking low any country worth a damn could start their own credit card company. Japan has her own JCB, China has UnionPay, India has RuPay. What can Visa offer that the local competitors can't? [/INST] Barrier to entry is not low. That’s the whole point. Visa has the infrastructure to do it cheaply. It takes more than you think. Teams of lawyers dealing with regulatory concerns, data centers. Other firms can do it, but can they do it as cheaply as Visa?
[INST] ...OK. I guess my question now is, who the hell buys calls that expire in one day? [/INST] usually it's a big firms algos, but I buy 0-1 day spx options everyday
[INST] |Put a bunch in an index fund or blue chips A blue-chip stock is the stock of a large, well-established and financially sound company that has operated for many years. [/INST] Oh I see, so you're recommending he buy CSCO as one of said blue chips. Didn't get that.
[INST] Looks like its trying to go back up right now [/INST] Plenty of time grass hopper between now and July. Its ok to let trades go if the setup isn't right. If this goes above 57, onto the next one!
[INST] Unwinding the Democrat’s fuckary tends to do that to an economy. [/INST] Unwinding a Democrat’s policies cause a market crash, Therefore the Democrat fucked up. Got it.
[INST] hello fellow autist!!!! [/INST] was heading in the right direction for you! starting to recover a lil
[INST] Happens every time lmao [/INST] Yup.
[INST] Well, it's usually top 3 in most viewed games on Twitch at a given time. Ninja, the main Fortnite streamer, also has 200,000+ subs because of the games popularity and how good he is at it. If you aren't familiar with Twitch, he's basically making at least $500,000 a month off of subs alone. [/INST] Are people watching that person to beat them? I just guess I need to watch a couple of the vids to get a full understanding however, just because something has viewers (I can tape, yep old, opening a toy and then let it be viewed by my 5 year-old) doesn't mean they can or should be thrown advertising dollars. Games need to be revolutionary. Edit: Grammar
[INST] This. It looks like it has more to fall before support. [/INST] IC's
[INST] im down 24% and a trump tweet away from castration. [/INST] QQ I had MU calls that were down 85% 2 weeks ago that I sold yesterday at 20% profit. Just hold and be a man
[INST] Hit $54 and quickly rebound. This is more like pullbacks after the run up. Nice price action. I love it. Added small $60 July 20 [/INST] I added 35 July 65s on the dip. I may have a problem
[INST] damn 5 calls on SPX \- you must be in balls deep [/INST] And that just got me 1% and I reversed my short to long and now I'm long the futures and going positive and all green now! haha. Got to be quick, but that was scary as hell...
[INST] It always seems like the modern version of astrology ^_^ [/INST] once you start losing money you'll want to read everything to figure out why
[INST] Has he reached mod status ? [/INST] He’s pushing admin levels of autism
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[INST] You must be young. [/INST] I admit I'm always thinking about T&A. (Note: that does not necessarily mean technical analysis).
[INST] Still knowing you r 7figs down from a month ago isn’t easy to swallow [/INST] Your mom has swallowed down 7 figs
[INST] Lmao how do you lease a fucking '09? Should have been a sub prime 72 month loan at $400 on a used '09. [/INST] > how do you lease a fucking '09 That's the joke. He makes such bad financial decisions that he entered a lease agreement for a Mustang in '09 and is STILL paying it.
[INST] Well duh, it was literally a globe-spanning empire at one point. At least the current pope has stopped the tradition of wearing gold-encrusted robes while sitting on a giant golden throne. *[Honestly, just look at this visual. It's hilarious.](http://www.sentidog.com/lat/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Religi%C3%B3n-gay.jpg) [/INST] Pope palpatine!
[INST] Usernames never lie. [/INST] No it doesn’t :)
[INST] Is it good? [/INST] Their warehouse and inventory system is old and not very automated. Requires a lot of human intervention.
[INST] Update pls! This is murder!!! [/INST] Hopefully he closed his position yesterday realized profits.
[INST] Gotcha, thanks. So IV is more of a relative measure, compared to the past? [/INST] IV is a current measure but it's pretty useless without knowing the historic IV. Just like price, if a stock is selling for $40 and that's the only number you have, it's pretty useless unless you can see where it's been.
[INST] Oh look at the fancy man with his strategy that’s better than just guessing. No seriously what do you think is the play going forward? I’ve sold every call I had on this way too soon and now my puts are hurting what do [/INST] Looking at the daily chart it already looks to be consolidating. I'd wait for a solid red day before going in on puts, and maybe two (see 5/14) in case it's just taking a breather before going higher
[INST] That is like making 90-95k and spending every penny. [/INST] I understand this doesn't make sense to you unless you live in NYC or SF, in which case you are trolling me.
[INST] About 250k [/INST] Give him some time and he'll be up to about tree fiddy.
[INST] Didn’t lose as much as I thought he would tbh [/INST] What was the price when he posted?
[INST] REEEEEEEEEE-ITS REITS [/INST] Well would you look at that...
[INST] You're talking about now or back in 2008? [/INST] Both? It’s called geographic diversification.
[INST] Gotcha, figured it would be like a 5-6% increase [/INST] Why would an announcement give it a 5\-6% increase when earnings don't even move that much in the needle? If you bought far out maybe, but that $75.50 call was cheap because the likelihood of it happening is pretty slim. But eh who knows. You're probably up depending on the time you bought today. Might not be a bad idea to sell now and call it a win.
[INST] trade wars incoming, sorry bud [/INST] Mmmmmmmmmm good and easy to win. Mmmmmmm
[INST] same [/INST] I bought JUN 15 60s yesterday :/
[INST] No, it's the guy that tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne [/INST] no it's Matt Damon after he ran into a plate glass window
[INST] Dude it’s down 70 cents, chill [/INST] For real. These pussies should be thanking the gods of gains that they are being presented with a dip to buy.
[INST] No [/INST] *nurph*
[INST] That's the point. That way you always have infinite money while also spending infinite money. [/INST] Unless the rate of spending infinite money is the same rate at which your infinite money grows, then you're just at net 0.
[INST] Campaign donations... 'Murka [/INST] I'm just promoting my interests bro, it's not bribery. /s
[INST] 30 minutes later and RIP my $5 [/INST] IQ tax
[INST] UVXY $17 call 06/18 exp And $17 call 12/21 exp [/INST] Wow you think shit's really gonna get that crazy that fast? Gonna sell my amd 12.5 tomorrow and see about going into this. Thanks.
[INST] Good call dude [/INST] Three in a row now. When will my tendies return?
[INST] Link to thread by chance? [/INST] Short version, he lost it all.
[INST] Just letting you know I jumped in the water today and sold some otm calls that expire tomorrow haha [/INST] deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.8889 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/91654)
[INST] So if I had a credit card with no limit, I could request a withdraw for infinity dollars, pay the interest on it out of my infinity dollars in my bank account and still have infinity dollars in the bank? Why hasn’t anyone does this yet? Sounds super easy. [/INST] That's known as a panzi scheme you fucktard
[INST] Its childhood and the laws of physics Bro. [/INST] Yeah..... magic.
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[INST] Yes it was I remember it well. Still would have been difficult to lose everything. always surprises me how many people weren’t diversified at all [/INST] That is what I don't understand. I get not being diversified if you have \<50k. But what are people thinking that have huge portfolios completely concentrated in one sector?
[INST] You wonder if they’ll put some kinda limit on it. And grandfather people into the current plan. 4 movies a month for $10 wouldn’t b bad. 1 ticket at a theatre I like is $14. [/INST] They tried that. I think it was three movies for $7.99 and people were pissed
[INST] Is this an art? [/INST] yes
[INST] Because someone can do it without ads turned on with the intent to build a following to then monetize [/INST] like 80% of the companies that IPO lately!
[INST] It is MU. It does not need a reason to drop. [/INST] Exactly, in fact we will probably be getting good news which means we are in for a 5% drop.
[INST] Stop investing in that basic shit and invest in something that actively goes against your best interests instead!! [/INST] ^ this guy fucks amirite?
[INST] I’m afraid they may have done the same to Dropbox. Apollo is like the evil empire of PE. [/INST] Leon Black would never do that!
[INST] Informative...thank you...but next time can you do one with VTI and SCHB, since I own a combined 1800 shares. Thanks. [/INST] I can help you with VTI. 1. Dump money into it. 2. Keep dumping more money every time you have more. 3. Forget about it until you do something ridiculously stupid with your life like go all in on SPX puts in a bull market and need the money to feed your kids who are starving. 4. Take out some money and feed them. 5. Repeat from Step 2