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[INST] False. Slow boil. We don't notice a thing [/INST] People are actually paying money to put listening devices into their homes.
[INST] he mustn't have seen the lines [/INST] he *needs* to understand
[INST] Implying every 'account ' posted anywhere online isn't just shitty modified HTML. There is no proof of anything on the internet. At least you tried. [/INST] Pretty sure robinhood uses the native UI elements, whether iOS or Android
[INST] I got banned there recently for commenting on their “stocks are for rich people” circlejerk and telling them Its their fault their uneducated and financially illiterate. I guess taking ownership of your life isn’t high on their list of blame others for your own problems checklist. [/INST] Oh I got banned a long time ago, and I didn't even say anything that I thought would be offensive. But anything that you do to try and educate someone on that subreddit is taken as a grave offense. They banned me for literally teaching them basic economics. They suck hahaha
[INST] Mine expire June 1st.. Not worried the slightest. This bull market is not over... interest rates are barely up and people are freaking out. [/INST] But will it recover fast enough to save my FD's is the real question.
[INST] I just got calls for Friday and need 40.38 to break even so I'll be good [/INST] Me too. I bought at $41.50 or so :(
[INST] I will say it's entertaining to see you try to get under people's skin. enjoy. https://i.imgur.com/zl3gibx.png [/INST] What about the other 7 accounts or whatever you claim to have how did they do?
[INST] Higher chance of dropping out? [/INST] Simple just don't drop out, problem solved.
[INST] Inb4: he still has until Friday for the price to go back up. If you’re gonna hold on to a losing trade and risk early assignment on your short leg you deserve to be early assigned. [/INST] so? his broker will just auto exercise his long leg
[INST] I’m down [/INST] 2 inch penis club members unite!
[INST] Especially since it usually trades somewhat with Nvidia and that shit is down 4% [/INST] The chart show that it keeps trying to push, forming long wicks but small bodies. After today, I've become very bearish in the short term of MU (till end of week). Most tech stocks are either bouncing on their 40 day SMA or falling below it... yet MU is sky high above it?? It's not healthy, it has to pull back some. I even bought some FD puts. But once that shit bottoms out, I'm ALL in calls.
[INST] Why are you lurking on a 4 day old thread faggot Fuck outta here But yeah, there’s options with options [/INST] Oh fuck, I'm so retarded I no longer know how to find the daily discussion thread
[INST] nah, probably not tho. AMD ATH this October, book it. [/INST] Agreed at this stage. Its finally kicking off
[INST] Hoping for a TTWO lift soon? [/INST] i didnt buy any FDs, expiration in aug
[INST] They all had fd's lol [/INST] Well guess what now it’s bottomed out and it’s time for FDs
[INST] He said capital structure is irrelevant when you take away the income taxes. He was just trying to demonstrate that when all things equal in vacuum like state, you can't create value out of nothing. Sorry if it was a joke. [/INST] Thx now I feel I'm ready for the CFA exam.
[INST] You last longer and go harder. I may or may not know this from experience. [/INST] It’s actually like this, people who are normal get limp dick. Really horny people who prematurely ejaculate become normal. You got PE son
[INST] what [/INST] tl;dr leather pants are helluva drug
[INST] You can change the theme to “raining blood” [/INST] And what will the margin call illustration look like? Will it be a soothing down arrow, or something more jarring? Asking for a couple thousand friends. And myself.
[INST] I bought three 5/18 $250 Calls. Wish me luck. [/INST] Buddy!
[INST] Watch these end of day.. not this very one, but some like this where you got 20 days till expire and 275 strike, I'm pretty sure we will be back up in 20 days.. https://imgur.com/o0PTQMg [/INST] Needs more jpg Edit: this looked like shit on mobile for me, so much so, I couldn't read anything. Now it looks fine.
[INST] Suuuuure bro, everybody's kidding in here about gainz and losses. Don't worry [/INST] I'm only down $1.2M since pre-ER peak
[INST] i just realized i come to a forum about finance \(kinda, but mostly shitposts\) and discuss market with literal 15 year olds. im out [/INST] If you just realized now, you probably belong here.
[INST] Classic USPS strategy [/INST] By law USPS has to make profit. That is why postage goes up 5-10% a year so shut your bitch ass up postage is expensive as shit when $10.48 of your $16.95 dildo goes to usps so it can reach you in time for Friday's circle jerk.
[INST] Yup [/INST] nature abhors a gap. Whether it be a gap in a chart or OP's asshole, it always gets filled
[INST] How much are call options on dem beans? [/INST] I sold 60s with a may25 expiry for 30 cents today
[INST] BRKB? Are you poor or something? [/INST] Better liquidity than A and options faggot
[INST] Did you take my advice and cash out yesterday? [/INST] No I did not. Retail sales were so good the 10 year spiked and I’m going to sell the king of internet retail? I think not. [I did however double down with 2 more credit spreads @ 1585/1570 for $775 each expiring Friday](https://imgur.com/a/RP7g8RV)
[INST] True but people here also don't care about hedging, so... Anyway, if your portfolio is mainly long, either go short spy, or long volatility [/INST] Holy fuck... I just read my previous comment... Glad you could understand what I was getting at... Yea I have mostly long term shit and like to lose money playing options like a degenerate
[INST] this sub has an average 'fag' count of about 3 per comment section, I think we don't have to worry. You fucking jew [/INST] as an old man in this sub, step up your game young bucks. Faggot. My shift starts at McDonalds gotta run! Well, I lied. I just work the glory hole at the truck stop.
[INST] Its called price action Its widely used in fx market. People who like using naked chart strategies are based of these techniques to catch reversal or some type of signals. They do work pretty well and they respect its price. Its just simple candlesticks patterns :D [/INST] Nice emoticon faggot Did u learn that in price action school
[INST] Comment deleted, what did the filthy commie say? [/INST] Probabaly something about sucking cocks.
[INST] https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/nvda/option-chain/180518C00250000-nvda-call This? [/INST] Not OP, but yes.
[INST] Wouldn't if investor day wasn't on 21th [/INST] hahaha oh no shit its you! Mr. I have a 15k short that i refuse to show anyone is selling calls for $18. Lol only poor people sell these kind of calls. No wonder you can post proof of this position but not your '15K short Not to mention so far OTM. If you were confident you would be selling ITM calls and actually benefit from the stock price going down. Not picking up high prob 10% OTM 10 day expiration pennies
[INST] Unlimited. Preferably this tax period [/INST] Swing trade CHK options. Go for 20% 17 times.
[INST] I sold today. My hands were weak, but when it briefly spiked I got out. Only made like 30% because I bought before the whole flipcart thing but I averaged down ASAP. I don't trust this company in the mid-term. [/INST] Hands were weak? Should used more lube ya dummy
[INST] In the past week I've been long, short, long, short again. I am a faggot but this one is really hard to call. \+ Negative sentiment is way overblown. Every paper is publishing Tesla car crashes now like its news. \+ Short squeeze might be around the corner. \- Financials look bad \-Elon looks desperate, executives are leaving \- TSLA is overpriced anyway? [/INST] For a short squeeze you need to stock to actually start rising....
[INST] because a lot of teens have mommies credit card [/INST] A lot of teens can afford a fucking soda. They’re not going to be pushing fucking Lambos Jesus.
[INST] Bonehead deep OTM naked call selling is not cool [/INST] Why not :(
[INST] My Aug calls are up 50% and my leaps are up 35% since he made that post. I can’t wait to hold too long and sell for a loss eventually, as is tradition. [/INST] I got a couple of the august calls as well. Nice work by the original OP.
[INST] I'm sure one could infer from the statement that I was differentiating major institutional investors that we think of (ETFs, Mutal Funds, etc.) from a much smaller institutional investor (hedge funds, which own about 3% and don't move markets as much as people think). https://www.bourbonfm.com/sites/default/files/users/PatrickBourbon/OwnershipOfCorporateEquityMarket.jpg https://www.ici.org/pdf/2017_factbook.pdf [/INST] Sit down and take your financial L
[INST] Interesting that you are one of them [/INST] How is it interesting you blind old fuck. It's in his flair.
[INST] Yup [/INST] How do you buy shares AH?
[INST] Had some 7/20 52.5 and just loaded up on 7/20 60s today. It’s yacht szn boys [/INST] Considering going all in on amd or mu after no thought
[INST] you just reminded me of that scene from The Interview where seth rogen is in North Korea and he literally shoves a dildo up his own ass to hide it from the guards, thanks [/INST] you just reminded me of that scene and i literally lol'ed, thanks
[INST] Is your point that GE appliances have absolutely fuck-all to do with EV and share price? Because that was my point too. [/INST] I don't know. I guess.
[INST] Oh shit ur rite [/INST] O shit waddup
[INST] Yeesh. Getting filled at a moment's notice may be difficult but with just $2k I think you'll be alright. Only use limit orders and keep an eye on the bid price. [/INST] Yeah, its not very liquid, but if you are going in with 2k you should be fine.
[INST] Actually tho, puts might be a good idea. AMD has tanked after touching overbought territory for the last year, and it just did it again. http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui Edit: Just type in AMD and look at the chart. Can't link it for some reason. [/INST] This time is different.
[INST] Yeaaa got some 190 FDs this week too. Godspeed. [/INST] Bless up 🙏🏻
[INST] what's the exp date on those calls? [/INST] 6/1, prob gonna sell them after earnings tho
[INST] Probably not [/INST] Whoever thought North Korea will fully dismantle nukes after whatever the fuck Trump did with the Iran Deal really should stay content working at Mickey d’s and trading penny stocks. Doesn’t seem like Asian stock markets have gone down much at all anyways.
[INST] It must suck being a fund where you need to be responsible and cant all in on MU. But then again people are paying you to play with their money. [/INST] Are there any funds who's managers just fuck around yolo'ing $MU FDs all day long? Asking for my IRA.
[INST] It’s actually like this, people who are normal get limp dick. Really horny people who prematurely ejaculate become normal. You got PE son [/INST] This guy blows
[INST] Lol I'm black...I don't think I need his permission for anything... [/INST] Just Sayin’ EDIT: He deleted his account. LOL stupid white kids. He probably lives in suburbia, his dad is still married to his mom, eats terribly unseasoned chicken, never saw a day of struggle but somehow wants to glorify hood culture. SMH. Gotta love the rap generation of white kids.
[INST] cuz bro if you just look at the historical charts you can draw lines around the ups and downs and if they form cool triangle shapes and stuff you can infer exactly what will happen in the future ez [/INST] I put all my money in a cup and hold it by the handle
[INST] I figure it’s just whenever the big boys have there entry and exit points [/INST] It is. They decide them with charts
[INST] How in the faggot hell did you come to that conclusion? [/INST] Some next level TA there
[INST] Ya instagram is probably worth around 60-100bil now [/INST] Would it be worth that much without FB driving users over to them? Every day I get reminder from FB to signup for Instagram because all my friends are using it. I keep saying no but it keeps asking.
[INST] Nice emoticon faggot Did u learn that in price action school [/INST] Yeah. We also learn not to be bitch boy in comment section
[INST] Hey, TooMuchLes, just a quick heads-up: **alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Good bot
[INST] Then that play makes more sense. That dude was literally picking up pennies lmao. [/INST] Selling naked is dumb (if that's what he did). Just do a vertical credit spread, literally the same concept minus the risk (or at least a much more defined risk).
[INST] Yeah as bad it feels missing out on gains $AMD makes me hella nervous whenever it goes above 12 [/INST] > Yeah as bad it feels missing out on gains $AMD makes me hella nervous whenever it goes above 12 I’m sure it’ll crash & burn back down to below $10. It’s a free buffet for us when that happens.
[INST] No, hes asking about the name of the movie [/INST] Better Call Margin
[INST] Yeah man, I just fucking graduated at 34, cause I'm a dumbass, and now I want to buy a house because I got some cash stashed. Fuck, for timing. I guess I need to wait it out. [/INST] The market feels like pre 2008 all over again when everyone had tons of disposable income and chased for profits. I like it. After MU hits $60, I am gonna start cleaning my portfolio and play super conservative.
[INST] Why not :( [/INST] Did you learn why yet
[INST] So you think there will be a pullback in the housing market in the near future? [/INST] Not in the near term. You need to have the market fuck everyone up. People tighten up their belly, then yes shit will repeat. But I wonder how the rent is going to be? Will it go down tho?
[INST] The color is the only issue you have with those shoes? [/INST] If you going to charge a thousand dollars at least don't be corporate grey
[INST] I had 75k in mu shares. Everyone kept telling me to learn options so I did and am doing.... Bit better now haha. [/INST] It helps to play long term and ITM at first if you're used to thinking in terms of when it makes sense to long or short the underlying for a solid swing. Your break even is much lower and still about 50% as capital intensive. It's largely same analysis and you still get the added leverage.
[INST] right but not the obligation my nibba [/INST] Thanks dude it's stressful I got this 12.5 amd call that's up like 400% but everything else is down :(
[INST] Where do you buy Tecent options? I feel my broker \(RBC\) doesn't offer it, thinking about switching to something else. [/INST] Gotta use a Hong Kong broker, not available to USA markets. Interactive Brokers might offer it I think, if their commercials are accurate.
[INST] This post is stupid and this guy's options are gonna expire worthless. I posted some dd [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/8jpw9v/some_thoughts_on_tsla_stock_price/dz1mb0e/?utm_content=permalink&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=RealTesla). [/INST] What a dum dum $3b is only 75,000 cars also I currently have my fingers in my ears so na na na na na I can't hear you
[INST] You certainly know how to shift the topic, loser. Enjoy your wage slavery. Maybe one day you will wake up motivated enough to get the basics down and stop bleeding money [/INST] as the stock bounces off “pure air” lol
[INST] not surprised for RH but fidelity i am. i use e trade and robinhood its on etrade i think [/INST] Yea I couldn’t buy and as expected it jumps. God damnit.
[INST] Yeah that jun $2.5P is looking good to me [/INST] Did 2.5p for August, thanks for alerting me to this dumpster fire
[INST] Simple just don't drop out, problem solved. [/INST] Fuck I wish I would have known this before I dropped out of CS
[INST] We don't have a home sale either but this is also a problem in southern Michigan according to some friends. People are paying 6-7K over ask to be the most competitive offer. You can sell most homes here in less than 24 hours. [/INST] Dang. Buy you a plot of land and a single wide trailer and post up.
[INST] Im curious what this was supposed to turn into [/INST] nothing really. Thought it was a funny response. gave you the Win
[INST] Depends on your personal preference. [/INST] Fuckin love hammers
[INST] I've been bagholding 150 shares since it hit 13 in September... I think I want off this crazy ride ^^so ^^I ^^can ^^blow ^^it ^^all ^^on ^^FDs [/INST] You bought the on the wrong side.
[INST] Did you tell your wife you lost all that money too? What did she have to say after that? lol [/INST] c'mon man, we only celebrate wins!!! she does know i lost all of it though. Just like in a movie, it all started the day after I took her out to dinner to celebrate all the wins. The next day the correction started. You're welcome
[INST] So small chance of around $24, but 50% chance of $22? Also have to consider the IPO lockup ended today. [/INST] That IPO lockup ending might be why we have a 5% fall today. What I was saying is there's a decent chance it will just fall under that support line, because it's newly IPO'd and they are unpredictable. But I like the technical analysis. Yes, history isn't a 1:1 predictor of the future, but psychological support lines exist.
[INST] there should be plenty of good news so I hope they don't waste an ER surprise on Monday [/INST] I agree, we got a good slate of stuff coming up. Hopefully AMAT doesn't kill the hype tomorrow
[INST] Thanks, the cash flow statement really is a joke. This BS news report got me. [/INST] Yeah. Moviepass was a Good idea, but not good enough make money.
[INST] Thanks! [/INST] Tell me you got in before that jump!
[INST] But what if this time is different [/INST] There is a word for that, “cognitive dissonance”
[INST] I was literally bragging about $36 yesterday so it should be clear that I am joking you filthy fuck [/INST] Nah nice try... trying to spin it you faggot Go cry on your toilet while looking at robinhood
[INST] Because Elon's dick is so far deep inside liberal cali, if he pulled out it would cause a catastrophic earthquake knocking cali into the pacific ocean [/INST] But if he moved to Florida would it cause a CA tax revenue crisis?
[INST] Best trade I ever made was playing AMAT like that on last earnings. However,I don't like betting the same way on the same horse twice, but that could just be emotion getting in the way [/INST] Would it be dumb to make another call on AMAT at this point?
[INST] Gotcha, so 600 will be for the loan payment. Then what's the 180 you mentioned before for? Thanks. [/INST] per month I pay 600 toward my loan amount, 180 to the month in interest, like 280 for escrow which is money I would need to pay if I owned my house. For instance if I have no loan I would still have to pay Home Insurance and Taxes 1-2 times a year.
[INST] What MU calls did you make? [/INST] 5/25 $56 Calls. I plan on making options plays all the way up.
[INST] You learnin’ tho [/INST] I don’t think he is 😞
[INST] Real account. Free market isn't working I made and lost 1.2 mm in a month. Luckily I still have 7 figures paid off a sick house and car but makes you realize how unfair it all is people work 14 hour days like I did and as soon as I become a millionaire making money is a lot easier... I'm living in a country where my money market account gets me more money in interest than mid management gets paid in a year. Edit; cause I sounded like an asshole. [/INST] Show me the first 2 parts of your account number that shows it's not a paper account. The yellow part suggest that you don't subscribe even the cheap market data, so i doubt that this is real account trading blind without real time market data subscription doing SPX options which has wide bid/ask spread throwing almost a mill in cost basis.
[INST] Ah yeah I got it. I wish I had that kind of info though. [/INST] Even if you don't, it is hard to prove that you didn't know something if it ever comes to that. If you work with people who do be careful
[INST] Why did you put a nerd guy ? We aren't nerds , we are like Jordan Belfort [/INST] Nerd.
[INST] Yea but you are on a subreddit where the main flair is a million dollar yacht. Strategic defaults aren't terrible. Have you talked to someone who did a strategic default? [/INST] I know more than a couple people who executed strategic defaults very well. For the shithole the economy was back then they walked away in much better shape than plenty of other people.
[INST] rounding error? [/INST] You measure an earnings beat on earnings per share, there is no profit beat. EPS is net income minus divis for preferred shares/ number of shares outstanding.
[INST] yeah if you didn't buy before 2014... I feel bad for you. All my friends doubled their money buying apartments. $200k in 2014, just over $420k now (yeah I adjusted the figures to make a weed joke) [/INST] Lol I bought a condo just on the edge of the Denver zip code for $162k in 2016, sold it 11 months later having done zero work on it for $195k without listing. 2014 ain’t shit
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