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[INST] I would say the gains today were inevitable, but from this point the stock is now priced reasonably properly where the market thinks it should be, as opposed to the overreaction on Friday. I think it’s a risky move betting either way from this point. It literally depends on the report which we know nothing about. [/INST] So your entire investment thesis is just that markets overreact. You have no basis what the current value is \- other than, when bad news comes out \- initially the market will oversell and there will be a subsequent small bounce? 3 companies own an aggregate of 37% of the company. If any one of those decides to sell \- this position is tanking.
[INST] God speed. [/INST] My 7/20 call from Friday is up like 75%. I should sell now, buuuut if the stock rebounds after the call...
[INST] watch out, that contract is worth 0.26 [/INST] YOLO
[INST] LOL BBBY FAGGOT [/INST] Have you seen the charts? It's trending [really well.](https://imgur.com/a/Cd5MCQw)
[INST] High: 24,994.19 [/INST] On one hand I want the market to go up. On the other one, I just want to be as long as possible without hitting 25k. I am conflicted.
[INST] It's on Hulu [/INST] Hulu if you have the showtime add on :/ Pirate bay it is!
[INST] What a disgrace. [/INST] Pathetic
[INST] That bullshit story smells like it came straight from the Air Force. [/INST] Yeah it did and it isnt wrong.
[INST] Thank God for the Israeli Palestinian conflict [/INST] Don’t forget the new joint global weapons testing and demonstrations ground, formerly known as Syria 😂
[INST] Imagine being one of the people who owns a Tesla when they go outta business and there’s no one to service them and all the Tesla charging stations close. ...bet you’ll be able to buy used ones for like $1K on Craigslist [/INST] the Delaers might help .... o right.
[INST] praying for you bro. [/INST] Praying 🙏 fapping 🍆dying 💀
[INST] He's lucky we had a ridiculous run last week or this would have been a disaster. [/INST] It would have only been a disaster if we moved sideways all week.. He had puts. It could have tanked hard as well and he'd still be in a good spot As long as it didn't move sideways, he was ok
[INST] You do realize that hackathons aren't limited to just the software side, right? [/INST] https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/996029758918946817 I like how bros think programming and manufacturing are same. There are systematic processes like Kaizen and Toyota production system that are industry standard not bullshit hackathons, Manufacturing hell. Fast fire. S Curve. Stepped Exponential. Barnacle removal. Dreadnoughts.
[INST] Spen ten racks on a new chain. [/INST] My bih luh do cokaine
[INST] Why? [/INST] The average viewer has no idea what a margin call is. Maybe vaguely that it has something to do with stocks. Which sounds boring to someone not in the business.
[INST] unsurprisingly premature [/INST] Sheila?
[INST] And here i am sitting on a +200% telling myself 'anything can happen, Annnnnything.' [/INST] Just take portions of it? I always keep a few for lotto play so I don't feel like I miss out. Even if its 1 contract that won't really impact net in the long run. Seems to settle the emotional side of things. If you bet right. 'Ah I'm right, I can now sell this one contract at ATH.' If you bet wrong. 'Ah I made the smart move. I sold most and took profit.'
[INST] Dude I have 10 cent margin call from RH. Screenshotted, lol [/INST] ha! you beat me. :)
[INST] Buying some today. Holding MU. [/INST] Bought the dip. Loaded up on AMAT May 18 2018 56.00 Call. Because why the F not.
[INST] Hey someone’s gotta loose money for everyone else to make it [/INST] gotta love loose money
[INST] No lol I bought calls, GTA5 is the best game ever. Seriously, I might blow another $100 on shark cards just to buy two more oppressors so that I don't have to call Morris insurance to replace them when ganking people [/INST] > ever. Seriously, I might blow another $100 on shark cards just to buy two more oppressors so that I don't have to call Morris insurance to replace them when ganking people Damn TTWO is sinking along with my calls.
[INST] Only 10 at .335 AVG Cost. [/INST] Hope that’s at least 50% of your holdings
[INST] Mitch from down the street, cool dude, fucks a lotta girls from what I've heard [/INST] Nice
[INST] What kind of profits have you been seeing? [/INST] Started with 5k about a year ago and sitting at 6k right now. I'm starting to get more confident with my trades and see more consistent returns. The first 6 months I was basically just breaking even.
[INST] True that, but sometimes luck allows very bigly opportunity despite very little preparedness. [/INST] The point is that it is very rare that the jackpot winners replicate the success and gains in other business. Suddenly the 'hard work' does not create luck.
[INST] >2018 >watching sport you bet in. >ishygddt.jpg [/INST] ha ha true! but there's gamblers and then there's sports fans. gamblers gamble to win. sports fans gamble to feel involved so they'll watch shows that talk about gambling.
[INST] Thought I saw resistance around 272-273, was hoping to jump in for some short term gains and the number of green days in a row added a bit of confidence to my thoughts. Am I right? Probably not. Did I double down? Absolutely. [/INST] What are your other positions? And why didn't you also sell SPY calls for that sweet sweet premium?
[INST] I greed bought into CRON at the absolute high point so far I think and I'm still down like 20% even though it's doing so good. [/INST] #metoo
[INST] you talk to your wife about trading? GAY [/INST] Someone kick that faggot in his vagina
[INST] how about 6 more years of trump, then 8 years of the z u c c? [/INST] sprinkle some kanye on top of that
[INST] The fucking balance is in the picture [/INST] **h**ow **m**uch **n**egative $ **y**ou? a poor joke at the ticker and it's poor performance lately.
[INST] I bought in @ $.35 :/ Looking for some more travel upwards... Maybe an AM spike? [/INST] Wouldn't be surprised if we hit 24 tomorrow. It was way oversold out of fear.
[INST] Still lots of people were calling for it to sink back down earlier than it did, and I bet a lot of people here lost money on puts weeks after their q4 earnings. [/INST] Yeah when they jumped from 14 to over 20... I shake my head every time I think about it, because I did a little DD and sentiment on SNAP was positive (while everyone here was negative). I thought about inversing WSB and buying around 1k worth of calls but forgot. SNAP is the perfect example of what I said, inversing WSB worked until it didn't (most recent ER when the reality that its a shit company that will never break even sunk in).
[INST] your an animal. I am jelly. Faggot. [/INST] 😘
[INST] Lol that's basically it...manual releases are so 2000 and late [/INST] How has this not been a lawsuit yet?
[INST] Better have been a Snoopdeville. [/INST] I like the cuttys and el dorados myself but I'd fuck with the coupe.
[INST] Welcome to Toronto. S'all good, I get paid nice for it... plus my mama dont wanna move closer to my work so I am stuck wherever her basement is. [/INST] If it pays nice, shouldn't you be able to live alone?
[INST] I thought for sure he was a South Cackalackian. [/INST] Cherokee and chataw
[INST] https://imgur.com/a/WQOIKxy By the way I accidentally said 30 calls. It’s 5, I mixed it up with the other order. [/INST] Love to see a contentious redditor providing edits and showing the clear and understandable mix up. Edit: conscientious*** sorry
[INST] 4 big trades coming tomorrow! [/INST] lmao
[INST] No it's about the discovery of the mortgage crisis by a bank and they position themselves to be on top of the shit show rather than lose all their money [/INST] “There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.”
[INST] https://www.ajokeaday.com/jokes/business-jokes/the-three-envelopes-fpr7cdzxes [/INST] That's a good one. Never heard it before.
[INST] SPY calls. Or puts. Literally, it's a 50/50 but most people seem to be bullish on this. I am too. So that means do the opposite probably. Or not. Hope that helps. [/INST] I bought puts, so we should hit some record highs shortly
[INST] Nah man, they loved betting on horses, that's old school rich people shit like regattas and complaining about the estate tax. This is about betting on sports for the unwashed masses. [/INST] because they unwashed masses are exempt from the death penalty and can’t buy guns? lmao
[INST] heh, 3.05 is not substantially different than 3.0. Realistically 3.5-4.0 is going to start having impacts but the yield curve is the most important metric to really look at [/INST] Bonds are so boring though. I just want to ignore them
[INST] The joke is pretending to be retarded? [/INST] It’s what we do here
[INST] Sell when over $56 [/INST] Tnx bb
[INST] So cremation is priced in? /s [/INST] crispy tendies included
[INST] How do I buy stock in whores? [/INST] Ticker GS
[INST] Oh true, was calculating percent off a $300/share entry. Forgot they dipped today [/INST] Pffft
[INST] Same here but 5/15 [/INST] *unzips pant*
[INST] Dressed like a lesbian with a bad hair cut you know it [/INST] You look like you belong on /r/latestagecapitalism
[INST] He's already been waiting 90 days. [/INST] This is my second or third one too. I'd rather take a 90 day daytrading ban than lose a ton of money.
[INST] Made 10% on a quick daily today. There's plenty of intraday movement. [/INST] whats your enter and exit indicator?
[INST] MarketWatch: For almost a decade, it’s been extremely difficult to lose money in the U.S. stock market. WSB: Hold my Mt. Dew Code Red [/INST] Voltage gang
[INST] That's where LEAPS are good. I have a few 1/18/2019 leap calls for various things (amd, disney, amtd, and msft). I've learned though that options are less scary if you're using a good platform where you can see max loss / max gain on spreads. [/INST] Why are you lurking on a 4 day old thread faggot Fuck outta here But yeah, there’s options with options
[INST] ou [/INST] Everyone in this comment chain should be sterilized.
[INST] Like the department store? Are they making shoes out of the worthless paper certificates or some shit now? Does he make commission? [/INST] Yeah a department store name Goldman Sachs. They might soon open in your neighborhood. And yes, they are making footwear out of virtual paper certificates. Not good quality though. He makes a commission for every sale of the said footwear. /s
[INST] The average viewer has no idea what a margin call is. Maybe vaguely that it has something to do with stocks. Which sounds boring to someone not in the business. [/INST] Doubly stupid that this movie really has nothing to do with a margin call. It's like 'hey we don't know what to call this movie, let's pick some random trading term.'
[INST] So what, keep the kid forever? Wait till his value goes back up? What's a good margin on a 12 year old? [/INST] It’ll expire worthless if the kid died
[INST] I bought my first call ever. NVDA $300 call exp. 7/20 and I am down 40%. Will it go up? [/INST] lmao no
[INST] Petroleum jelly? 🤔I wonder what you use that for... [/INST] Breakfast.
[INST] Here, I had to look up my forgotten password and log in just to downvote you because there is literally nothing in this post. [/INST] Precisely! No one gives a shit, OP :).
[INST] What do you mean by new fro? I guess it's more volatile than people think. [/INST] CEO FUCKING autocorrect
[INST] Call him a fag, and bend him over the desk! [/INST] Yes, give him a proper spanking
[INST] Why are you doing this? It would be easier to kick yourself in the nuts and be over with it. [/INST] Getting fucked on FDs last week felt so good I thought I'd do it again.
[INST] damn this hits wayyy to close. and I'm not even talking about losing money. WB [/INST] you aight fam?
[INST] You have to understand... [/INST] They're not in it for the money
[INST] I bought rope, so I am ready. [/INST] How's your stock of chairs doing? Or did your fat ass break all of them already?
[INST] Not really, at least the crashes in other cases were caused by the driver/drivers so theyre self inflicted injuries, It's different when your autopilot fucks out and slams you full speed into another car [/INST] It was probably NVDA or MU 's fault somehow.
[INST] This workplace isn’t fair! I can’t trade but you can?? [/INST] My sister works in HR and says everyone is so terrified of them they just leave them alone for the most part
[INST] Dada. No but they help you get it if you want it. [/INST] What's your Chinese language level at? What do they need it to be on the app?
[INST] 7%. I am bullish on defence overall. [/INST] Damn dude what do you do for work to amass a 770k folio. And yeah with Trump, long defense is obvious.
[INST] that was $6.18 and I dropped those shares and bought $SPX to recover. I guess you didn't happen to see that update did you, buddy, I know how to reverse, I know how to recover, It's ok to lose and gain.. That's the market. And yeah since we can't perfectly time the bottom, you can make your money back in minutes by quickly following a direction and buying tons of calls to recoup in minutes, and close out. https://i.imgur.com/0oHZFnm.png [/INST] You post winning positions every day but your overall account never goes up that's so weird. It's almost like you take both sides of everything then post the winning one Oh well your posts are never up long enough for anyone to see anyway
[INST] Your cousin in hospital. Wire me $12,500USD so he no get more AIDs from doctor. [/INST] PMed
[INST] Old news faggot, try not reposting from 2016 [/INST] I really love this news feed simply for the vicious responses. I haven’t seen someone willing to type out the extra three letter to spell faggot instead of fag in a while it’s refreshing
[INST] Article says it's not for user stories, only 'shows' from partner companies like NBC. [/INST] Oh, so the videos no one watches anyway
[INST] What % are you up [/INST] Like 30ish. I've realized $2,500 profit and I have $5k in calls that I'm gonna let ride through the end of this month.
[INST] Damn she hot. That other blonde lady who sometimes runs business flash. Hot damn... [/INST] \>tfw no Naked Finance News
[INST] I’m still waiting on CMG to drop [/INST] wait hahahahahahah they never dropped. shitty mexican food trading a 64x earning...how many mexicans live in the us now jesus christ
[INST] Hello There, 900 year old frog with dyslexia [/INST] 2000675-2018=900. Welcome to wsb
[INST] how? did you just talk to support? [/INST] Yeah called them frequently lol.
[INST] Seems to work :D [/INST] Until it doesn’t and your options position expires worthless. Avoid buying OTM calls, seriously.
[INST] What’s risk? [/INST] bby dnt hurt me
[INST] I fucked this up and now I'm on PDT hold. [/INST] Shitty I made that mistake once. It was a long 90 days. I have since turned back on my robinhood protection and lose money all the way down.
[INST] You should turn the page on that tax plan and see what it has in store for you. [/INST] Please tell me because like the Dems passing the bible that is Obamacare, I didn't read that shit.
[INST] The real joke is “Made for Apple Watch”. The app hasn’t worked on the watch in probably a year. This goes for the tos app as well. The only brokerage that usually has their Apple Watch shit together is IB. [/INST] https://i.imgur.com/INDJvUt.jpg Do you really call this “not working”?
[INST] Where you go? The German beer hall? [/INST] Kiosk in America, natch.
[INST] lmao wtf are you worried about [/INST] not much really just sucks coulda bought 4% cheaper.
[INST] Can't colour over black [/INST] yes you can. use a laser.
[INST] Expiration is may 18th [/INST] If you've got 5/18 expiration, definitely sell before earnings to be safe. I've got 5/25 and i'm gonna hold out through earnings. Even if it drops (which it probably will), i'll catch the runup from the next week.
[INST] I feel you bro [/INST] feels good
[INST] Truly, do not let relevant news and big events distract you from the possibility that Donald Trump banged a porn star 12 years ago. [/INST] > Donald banged a 12 year old porn star Read it like that the first time and nearly spit out my coffee
[INST] > your call Ha! Nice [/INST] ;)
[INST] Picked up a few to test the waters. Up 9% at the moment. [/INST] Wtf did you ask for if you were gonna do it anyway
[INST] Sell mu before er. Thats not an opinion thats a rule.woops sorry didn’t realize im a faggot [/INST] Thanks for the good advice! Err.. I mean.. fuck off cuck
[INST] I could eat a peach for hours [/INST] I like your style.
[INST] Doubly stupid that this movie really has nothing to do with a margin call. It's like 'hey we don't know what to call this movie, let's pick some random trading term.' [/INST] I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. It wasn't a margin call only because the Company's creditors were too stupid to realize that the Company's portfolio was actually worth less than the debt, which *should* have triggered a margin call. What they did in the movie was like a preemptive margin call.
[INST] Yes, give him a proper spanking [/INST] Show him you're the boss of this gym
[INST] Wtf lmao. Cash machine. [/INST] They only own 40% of epic games