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[INST] I got in and im quickly down. i have to stop following WSB advice. [/INST] Lol me too
[INST] >~~downtown overpass~~ indiana fentanyl crackhouse [/INST] It's where the money's at here.
[INST] Was way oversold on the FB dating app news. Easy bargain pickup [/INST] Might hold this bad Larry to expiration next Friday.
[INST] Sweet. So is she single? [/INST] No, she's not. She's married, but when I go fishing in New Bedford, Mass....she always comes to 'see her cousin from NC' - that's what she tells her husband 🤷🏽
[INST] Amazon makes most of its profits from aws not selling like a retail. No other company has anything like aws except msft [/INST] Google ?????????????
[INST] Teach me Brother Lancel [/INST] Short a call bruh works Everytime Even if it goes up after earnings (which it doesn't because this market is a fag) you can still win if IV crush was big enough
[INST] No you didn’t pick up any you fucking faggot. You aren’t even approved for options yet [/INST] Who the fuck are you man? You are actually a huge fag. Associating a great physicist with deep fried chicken? Good one dude xD lmao
[INST] I try to stick with the new stocks and spy since they have good volume. My main problem is that I’m stuck in permabull mode and can’t seem to time my puts right. I can day trade spy pretty decently but I try to stick with 200$ on those [/INST] Maybe try to buy options for a month out, like June 8th, so you have more time to be in the green and don't focus so much on day trading.
[INST] I made a shitload on MTCH [/INST] How much is a shitload? I'm still making a shitload.
[INST] Bought a headset to play fortnite and figured a ton of other people were probably doing the same. It think this is basically the easiest investment strategy. Just observe a trend that an older investor probably wouldn't understand and then buy something so that you can capitalize. I bet there weren't many analysts/investors that realized so many people would buy headsets to play fortnite. [/INST] This reminds me of that king of the hill episode, a bill full of dollars.
[INST] I'm with you [/INST] Glad I'm not alone.
[INST] That would require you to have a home, my man. Pretty sure they don't consider yachts homes yet. [/INST] How much can I leverage my paddle board and kayak for?????
[INST] Spy calls [/INST] We get it, everybody thought the Iran deal would fuck us up so they bought puts stfu
[INST] Fidelity DD Robinhood trades [/INST] Yo I just got my Fidelity options and margin account. What’s the reason you bother with RH instead of fidelity for options trades? Fees?
[INST] If I had averaged down yesterday I’d be much closer. I’m tempted to do something stupid but fear is stopping me hahaha [/INST] I've learned (the hard way) that averaging down can be very dangerous.
[INST] >On the phone with Robinhood That’s slang for sucking cack to make up for money lost. So he’s definitely “on the phone with Robinhood” [/INST] Classic usage of slang shown here.
[INST] They're on the verge of bankruptcy. [/INST] But... they’re not bankrupt yet..
[INST] Subae should do that too... Go invest in INTC or sumthin [/INST] Subae is sweet as sugar, son. She wouldn't do this shit. Look at her smile. Melts my heart.
[INST] I can usually decipher meaning from cryptic posts around here and chuckle at their wit but this one has me stumped wtf are you saying faggot [/INST] LEAPS are slow to rise, quick to fall. You're already aware of QQQ volatility, so combining the two is dangerous. My poorly-explained joke is that you need to be on valium to have a euphoric feeling of the future to hold QQQ LEAPS for longer than the quick-buck. AKA I got fucked up by this once.
[INST] Ehh at one point I was up about 800k bucks on the year, lost about 1.1 million trading vol etfs and have since made back about 600k. If I wouldnof been more responsible with those vol etf trades I would be up much much more. [/INST] Jezus
[INST] One of us. One of us. [/INST] Gooble gobble! One of us!
[INST] OR, after a lifetime of deriving his self worth from his trading success or bank balance, a chunky loss caused him to chuck in the towel [/INST] Either that, or he finally watched Marley & Me and was stricken with grief.
[INST] I did the opposite and now losing a decent amount of money. Trust me kids, lose money first THEN make money [/INST] Ahhh. Yes I see... it makes sense: “make money” you say.... yes... yes, of course! it’s so obvious now: “The key to success in options trading is to end with more money then one began with!” I shall try this new strategy, this “making money”. Quickly! Spread the word my friend! This will change the whole sub!
[INST] Wish the last statement was true [/INST] Came to post this response. Glad you beat me to it
[INST] Or whatever [/INST] Basically been Ford's motto for the past decade
[INST] Is Facebook a monopoly? [/INST] If by monopoly you mean pointless game that goes on forever then yes senator it is.
[INST] Not gonna confirm or deny I went all in [/INST] It already spiked today. You couldn’t post this yesterday?
[INST] I cut a lot on JD and locked most DIS profit before close. That’s the later I didn’t tell WSB. [/INST] I’ll cut JD in the next two weeks. What are you looking at for the rest of the month?
[INST] Any suggestions for iPhone users? [/INST] IB
[INST] He means post positions of how he fucks [/INST] > he fucks you must be new here
[INST] And? [/INST] littering
[INST] Can’t go negative buying calls, but he definitely could have sold some puts! [/INST] Oh hush you. We're here for lottery tickets, not sensible money
[INST] No from the land of upsidedown - Australia [/INST] How can i make money off of dijeridoos?
[INST] Lol... u wrote like none of the automakers had big recalls before. Fyi, GM still makes shitty cars. [/INST] Imo, most American cars are crap, but the big manufacturers were typically in much better financial positions to handle their recalls. That said, I'm mostly kidding. I think TSLA will be fine. I'd go long if their valuation wasn't absurd.
[INST] No you both [/INST] Us three?
[INST] I can, but if it’s too high it would never be realized and more importantly I could miss on a lot of upside if I sell too low. As long as the peak is not in the next two weeks it should be fine. My ball and chains doesn’t want me checking stock prices while on vacation... [/INST] Tell her it's for the kids
[INST] Because June is when Canda is scheduled to vote on legalization and today was the day the last parlaiment report was scheduled to be released. [/INST] I don't know anything about that.
[INST] That's the big worry imo, especially if iran stuff heats up. I could see this being good for TSLA and bad for F [/INST] Tesla has never been limited by demand. It’s always been production. Model 3 have like a 2 year back log
[INST] Depends on who you ask, 1980. [/INST] One of us! One of us! One of us!
[INST] What if it's Russian style roulette with a .45? [/INST] Lmao
[INST] I keep telling myself this. Now that I'm actually paying attention to taking profit it seems like every time I get out too early, but getting out too early is better than getting out too late. [/INST] U r not the only one who is feeling getting out too early.
[INST] My account's at $30,032.24 right now. Figured that information was irrelevant to what I was trying to show. [/INST] Yeah that's true I was just being a faggot dw
[INST] Nobody tell him [/INST] Theta?
[INST] Um. I have calls on RH and Schwab. [/INST] You have calls on RH for a ticker that isn't even on RH? You win the stock market.
[INST] Marty, my dude, I can't take your advice seriously right now cause I just had my Buell worked on at the HOG shop, and those tards didn't even reconnect my clutch cable. I paid them; they gave me the keys; I tried to ride off....nothin. No clutch engagement whatsoever. So, I went back to the counter and asked them if they test rode it after the maintenance. They said they did. Lol. [/INST] They bill over $90/hr too, what a joke. Obviously don’t go back to that place.
[INST] How have cloud based companies generally been doing this earnings season? [/INST] Practically speaking Private Cloud is just a marketing gimmick so Nutanix isn’t a real cloud company yet and they may not even succeed because of being way too late to the party yet. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-27/nutanix-s-amazon-cloud-killer-delayed-by-engineering-problems PUTs for me
[INST] #MeToo [/INST] \#metoo
[INST] It's not for retirement or some shit, it's so you have an emergency fund that isn't 0 because you put all your money on NVDA calls the day before earnings [/INST] This. Gonna suck pulling out your ETF money when its down that month but you need it.
[INST] Bought 500 shares on Monday and 150 after the earnings dip. Sold yesterday [/INST] Congrats on the gains. That's was a good point to sell. I saw it break through the $39.30 resistance and continue trending up so I decided to hold. The next big resistance point is at $42, and I can absolutely see it hitting that by next week. I'll likely cover some profits there. For me personally, the potential rewards far outweigh the risks.
[INST] B [/INST] $185
[INST] In my experience they make the best. [/INST] this. people still think overconfident loud moron = great exec and introspective, thoughtful autist = bad exec while 99% of the time it’s the exact opposite
[INST] *choked the dog thinking about sorority girls all day [/INST] Poor dog :(
[INST] Yeah, I don't think he's attached to the money. If I remember correctly, he said that being rich after a certain point (like 10mil) is just a scoreboard; your quality of life doesn't change much. He also added that *just* having wealth was boring. [/INST] No way it's 10 million. There are people in local neighborhoods worth that.
[INST] I love this sub. Green for 4 days. Literally thinks it's God. [/INST] Shhhh nephew wait till we hit 285 on spy and check back in
[INST] Recent stuff said logistical issues getting equipment and 1k plus laid off with more coming [/INST] Idk the market did but react as much as o thought it would.
[INST] No one in this sub knows what that word means. [/INST] I thought it's like achieving nirvana.
[INST] Jian Yang!! [/INST] Look, taking existing companies and just calling them “new” isn’t sophisticated. That’s theft. ... ... You make a new internet.
[INST] I base my investment decisions around what the market does, not what the market purports that it does. [/INST] I have no idea what you are talking about lol
[INST] I’m about 20lbs overweight is the Dow25k diet plan right for me? [/INST] Depends. Are you suicidal?
[INST] That is exactly how it works. I don't know where you're getting that IV from, most likely some platform that isn't using an option price of $1.44 to calculate the IV, in which case, it's wrong for the option you're referring to. If you don't know the relationship between IV and SQRT(TTM) then I suggest you stop lying about your affiliation with the CFAI, and also, quick being such a cuckbag. I'm bored now. Have fun with your spreadsheet. [/INST] Yes, it's the big brokerage sites that are wrong, not your back of the napkin math. Also, https://i.imgur.com/zKHr1wR.png Goodbye
[INST] Also I'd be too terrified to sleep on my positions [/INST] That's why god made amphetamines
[INST] Ahh I see. I want to take some practice tests online for fun. Know where I can find some? [/INST] Probably YouTube
[INST] Yes. [/INST] Everything bounces back unless it goes bankrupt or never recovers. VRX, Enron, Lehman
[INST] I just a VPN just to use it, but I don't need to use a VPN to use TD Trade or anything. I'm not currently in Australia anymore but now I have to go to Europe soon and deal with Sweden, Estonia and a few more.. Denmark etc.. I travel. Just not on a yacht yet.. [/INST] Gotcha Alright planning on traveling too but have to do FD's so i thought i would have to use a vpn while travelling just for trading. Have a Safe journey bro
[INST] We don’t read posts here, just headlines. [/INST] Nice DD
[INST] Anything will work until it doesn’t [/INST] Truth. I prefer to buy high and sell low myself. wondering when that little trick will stop working.
[INST] ??? [/INST] Dochdoch
[INST] I mean, Warren Buffet doesn't pay attention to analysts, why should anyone else? [/INST] That's correct, but the guy above you said financial data not analysts. Buffet is well known for closing himself in and poring over a company's books from top to bottom.
[INST] Really that’s a sweet deal, check is in the mail. [/INST] But if I lose you money I still get my 3%, cause yknow I spent a lot of my time losing you money.
[INST] Damn I did not know that. I just read the FAQs on their website. [/INST] You used to be right. They started doing it a few years ago, but for a variety of reasons, they quit, then they started selling order flow again recently
[INST] The Buffetts actually like Elon. [/INST] >The Buffetts Like, you're not wrong to put it that way I spose.....
[INST] SWA flyers are seemingly extremely loyal [/INST] Agree. I always check southwest first because the flexibility for free cancelation
[INST] Mastercard is just as much a growth monster. t. I own Microsoft and Visa, but not Mastercard [/INST] Personally I go for Visa over MasterCard as well, I may have been a little strong in my post
[INST] I’d wait for Icahn to exit for hlf short [/INST] Great point. He’ll be gone in 3 months
[INST] Before or after earnings? [/INST] yes
[INST] Why don't I what? [/INST] Care less than you care, because you could
[INST] Really? It makes me hard [/INST] Those aren't mutually exclusive, my man.
[INST] Either that, or he finally watched Marley & Me and was stricken with grief. [/INST] I'll never watch it. No eternal grief for me
[INST] Let's see you beat OPGIX faggot. [/INST] Short $DCK
[INST] Very few websites put ads in between pics of your barely legal college titties. I'm not saying long snap but they do make decent money on advertising now. [/INST] Until dickster comes out and is the new app of the masses for a while.
[INST] Are you bullish on oil prices? When is the next OPEC or production announcement? [/INST] Oil prices are highest since 2014\+ Iran fear.
[INST] Oh no this faggot downvoted my precious reddit comment, whatever will I do now [/INST] You can start by looking at an actual [chart.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdBi05BX4AQpeXA.jpg:large)
[INST] Films called Margin Call, good watch [/INST] Indeed, we need more [margin call](https://youtu.be/Hhy7JUinlu0) gifs on this sub.
[INST] You fooled me. Are you not in Tennessee? [/INST] I thought for sure he was a South Cackalackian.
[INST] Komatsu and Kubota are eating up all their acreage. [/INST] Anecdotal, but I live in a midwestern farming town and everyone here uses JD. They are the only company with quality service centers around, which is almost more important than the equipment itself.
[INST] Cost? Does your Delta decrease with DTE? (faggot noob options question) [/INST] $2.35
[INST] I think it is a sign for you to buy some yelp calls. [/INST] Good. Welcome to the Matrix.
[INST] Impossible, he's got 50% $MU. That's the soundest investment possible. [/INST] up 2% in premarket so basically its going to the moon
[INST] This comment makes me think you belong there. [/INST] Hatred for Comcast transcends ideological boundaries.
[INST] CATDOG Spread [/INST] have you wondered how catdog poops?
[INST] Well.... Satan probaby controls Rothchilds. [/INST] Who controls Satan?
[INST] You need a new job. [/INST] Or just need to start sucking those dicks a little quicker?
[INST] IIRC, the firm portrayed in the movie is Goldman Sachs. They were the first to realize what was going on, and so they were the first to try to sell as much of the shit as possible. That's why Goldman came out of the crash fairly clean while Lehman bros collapsed. [/INST] People think lehman because John Tuld looks like Fuld, the lehman CEO. But yeah, goldman fits better with the actions taken by the firm. Obligatory 'Goldman did nothing wrong'. Watching that movie, spacey's character doesn't have a leg to stand on. The crash was coming, bagholding would just have been communist-level stupid. Selling made the unsustainable bubble burst , and prevented an even bigger one. Thank mr. gold.
[INST] with plays of $13, riiiight... [/INST] Commercial scalloper. This boat made 12.2 million last year.
[INST] Me bagholding COKE right now. [/INST] go back to snorting it
[INST] There's more than just one of us?! [/INST] http://breakthroughknoxville.com/run_for_autism0.aspx
[INST] Yes. There is actually a ton of money that can be made on low volume options. A friend of mine who works for Sachs once mentioned that there is a whole department in Sachs which buys options on the day of expiration from people who are desperately trying to get rid of their ITM options. [/INST] Like the department store? Are they making shoes out of the worthless paper certificates or some shit now? Does he make commission?
[INST] I bought some mfuking calls. Shoutout to the brother with the fresh takes. [/INST] Yeah, that was solid DD. Hopefully it keeps recovering.
[INST] My bad. [/INST] What are “shares”...? I get the contract part but otherwise I think you did something wrong
[INST] Options max pain already taking hold today. There is going to be at least one 1-2% down day this week if not worse. I think we go higher from there though once we get past this week. [/INST] I was thinking it'd happen later in the week, if at all. This is nice.