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[INST] What is this cartridge [/INST] Weak overpriced shit if your friend tries to sell you one for more than $40 they aren’t your friend.
[INST] Well, for FD calls, this is like successfully drawing to an inside straight like a degenerate, which everyone knew you were doing, but you still get fucked by someone else with a flush. [/INST] This is my favorite comment on this sub.
[INST] F150 prints money for Ford. They’ll be up and running in a month. Meanwhile they have 50-60 days of inventory. Not gonna matter that much in the long run. [/INST] F hasn’t done shit in the long run. It been sideways for like 5 years
[INST] dude gainz is gainz is gainz. One man's 'being pussy' is another man's ability to trade when the sun rises the next day. [/INST] what kinda option strats did you start fucking with when you got into it?
[INST] That's very fair. I am basing that partly on my belief that Cabo is the most effective TKI drug on the market and that valuation would likely include approval for treatment of HCC (liver cancer). [/INST] I’m with you there. Another indication would put it in that kind of p/e range. As long as current growth rate doesn’t slow tooooo dramatically.
[INST] You got me there, can’t really talk shit to the guy throwin around 70% screen shots. I’ll toss 1k into calls [/INST] <3 Sorry if I am being a dick but I am really not pumping and I truly think I am right. I really am just posting cause I think its a good idea and I want to contribute to you guys making money. Of course I may be wrong but I tried to give some baseline DD at the least so that you guys will do your own DD and make your own call on it.
[INST] % of wsb autists invested in MU is way above the profit taking curve. [/INST] I just dropped 47k on MU calls today. I'm gonna make so much money! Also... I don't think I've ever told you, but I just love your username.
[INST] That's an entire conference of overrated college football teams. [/INST] Maybe so, but they sure do pay better than everybody else.
[INST] I mean, most people just use the simple moving average in the 20/50/100/200 increments. Just a good starting point to find resistance points. If we go higher tomorrow then it would be reasonable that sometime next week we retrace a little bit and see if the resistance holds [/INST] Fair enough. I've usually just used the 180d EMA and sometimes the SMA. All I know is that I just want MTCH to keep mooning. Where do I get one of those market manipulations to get it back to $45 by the end of next week?
[INST] Handful of $30.5 puts expiring tomorrow. Taking my money and running within about 5 minutes of market open. [/INST] I’ll wait till 10 and see how it looks. The new norm is a head fake down then moon after 30 mins
[INST] Personally, you're also a faggot [/INST] Has anyone told him what ETFs are connected to?
[INST] r/wallstreetbets is no place for logical talk like this!! [/INST] I regretted it as soon as I posted it.
[INST] Fuck it, buy both. Cheap calls and cheap puts. One is gonna go to 0 obviously, but the other side is gonna go to the moon [/INST] Or stock will flatline to ensure you don’t profit.
[INST] Ya I was looking at studying for it...I'm a lazy POS though, if I have no direction in my life, it's hard for me to study for things like that. [/INST] Don't mean to come off as a dick, but stop being a lazy POS(as you said yourself) and start studying. No one is going to hand you a job with that attitude man. Put in the work now and become a lazy POS when your 50 and get some hot 20 something doing lines of coke off your dick
[INST] The joke is someone said he got fired for saying something politically incorrect. It's not PC to refute manmade global warming. Clearly, even WSB is triggered. [/INST] I have never heard a woosh this loud lmao
[INST] Amat was juicy this morning but I think the tendy train may have sailed. [/INST] No, it’s gonna test $60 too much momentum
[INST] I'm with TD and they never import properly (using TurboTax mind you). I have to adjust every single entry. Maybe it's just the way I do it then. [/INST] I don't use TD I used fidelity robinhood tastyworks and they all worked perfect. I would kill myself if I had to do it manually. Honestly id probably just not do it but pay what I owed on it and hope the irs didn't notice
[INST] Their fundamentals do look brilliant, I had to sell my 6/15's at a big loss, hoping my 1/18/19 $23's come around. I feel like there's better opportunities on LEAP calls and ER runnups this week so I sold my shares at a chunky loss. [/INST] I am so sorry if you bought based on my last post and I cucked you like that. I really so believe this drop is a mistake based on panic (or algorithms that sell based on news like failed trials, no matter how inconsequential they may be). I firmly believe your leaps will yield great profits and if you can buy the dip you will likely be rewarded.
[INST] Post earnings flop I guess. Great call, what are your puts/strikes? [/INST] July 230/235 bear call. I'll probably convert into a bear put next week, but I'll have to plug these numbers into my model first. They might move FV up a little as they looked pretty good - in the highlights at least.
[INST] What do you suggest? [/INST] I only YOLO Cisco weeklies, they're inexpensive if the stock price is 50 cents out or more and it fluctuates pretty good. Maybe after a few more months I'll be able to afford a model yacht.
[INST] Yep, the call to put interest ratio is something like 6000-800 last I heard. I think August calls look pretty damn juicy right now because I think a buyout is possible (I'd say 20% chance, but thats just a made up number) but I think its pretty grossly undervalued with current financials regardless and I expect the market to correct itself pretty quickly given the incredible results and uniformly positive analyst coverage. [/INST] I’d love to buy a few contracts but unfortunately I’m a small fish in a large pond. Can’t lock up all of my 2k in August calls. I will say that I think your dd is solid, and if I had the capital I’d buy a few contracts just to see what happens. So you’ve got my +1 if that means anything Edit: I also wonder how mush lower this will drop due to the failed drug. Perhaps it will be even more of a steal.
[INST] I wish I could help you out. I’m a poor man and warren buffet is foreign to me. Now if you said Old Country Buffet, then I could tell ya some stories! Some real knee slappers [/INST] Ok! Tell me about this Old Country Buffet!! I've never heard of it, I have a chef, and when I eat out it's normally upper echelon. Ok go!!
[INST] The quarter was great faggot. It's down like half a percent today. Good job? [/INST] That valuation didn't need a good quarter, it needed a supernatural quarter.
[INST] ya it coulda gone bad. The thing that people are seeing is that services like iTunes/Apple Music is gonna be netting > $100B annually not very far off. The $100B buyback program is awesome. They have about 1/3 of their Market Cap in pure cash. Basically unheard of. [/INST] 85 billion in cash... 120 billion in debt. I like Apple, but I think it's funny how everyone hypes their cash position without ever mentioning their debt.
[INST] May 21 analyst day [/INST] I can’t calm my tits
[INST] And a 25 PE ratio that was in the 50s last week. [/INST] Exactly! This market was comfortable trading this company at a PE double what it is now literally a couple weeks ago that only got cut in half because they made so much money. This sell off was utterly ridiculous.
[INST] Stock could tank tomorrow breh [/INST] Just send me your money I'll burn it for you. Promise to send you the ashes tho.
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[INST] Learned my lesson with SQ. Crushed it on MTCH. Bought DBX puts today and loading up on calls tomorrow. This is a pretty fun game. [/INST] DBX looks solid, I may get on some calls as well. GL!
[INST] I didn't have one. I looked for free answers ;) [/INST] You must be a giant jew. Welcome to the cheap & free club. L'chaim!
[INST] Unrealized profit on puts celebration thread...shhhh let us be [/INST] Unless the actually tanks tomorrow, which is unlikely to happen, those unrealized gains will quickly turn into unavoidable realized losses depending on strike dates. Considering 99% of tbis sub is too poor to afford costly and further out exp dates....they fucked.
[INST] They already discovered their iPhone. Its cabozantinib which just got approval for 1st line RCC (kidney cancer). They are sitting at 25% market share and outperforming every other TKI in the market. If they can continue to penetrate the market at a comparable rate, they will quadruple revenue and earnings in the next year. [/INST] You got me fag . What is the timeline we are looking at ? When do we expect this bitch to get up to 40-100
[INST] It’s heavily used by engineers and will help you get a high paying job. I don’t know a single engineer getting by with “living wages” and can’t pay back loans [/INST] The real engineers don't pay for it tho, I used to do domain fronting on google to index all their content for free.
[INST] So true. Already bought high today :\) I belong here. [/INST] IQ is going to moon tomorrow.
[INST] Ass [/INST] Goodbye.
[INST] >I pay off the card [/INST] This is a very important step in the process, that often gets skipped.
[INST] how much negative $ you? [/INST] The fucking balance is in the picture
[INST] Looking at technicals it still has a little bit of a run. Neither RSI nor stochastics are showing it's overbought, and volume was a bit higher than average. That being said, it's worth keeping an eye on it. I'd avoid weeklies for now. [/INST] Any other made-up shit you wanna throw in there?
[INST] Is there any other type of ETF? [/INST] Yeah, boi! there's 3x ETFs, and then there's 3x ETFs with options.
[INST] My entire y o l o portfolio is made up of shares at 6.85. We can dream together it will be fun.. [/INST] I’m at 6.69...nothing is moving this thing up, not even missiles.
[INST] Oh no! Muh tendies! Can I ask Robinhood to reverse my buy? [/INST] Yes. Call support.
[INST] Auptimist Prisim [/INST] Autism-est Precum.
[INST] jesus christ you feel the need to respond to 4 of my comments so you can defend 'institutions of higher learning?' You must really be offended you gigantic fucking faggot. [/INST] H I G H E R L E A R N I N G
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[INST] well it's like your ex fucked you over. And even if you later end up with a hotter girl, you're still bitter. idk maybe I'm just a bitter person [/INST] Just learned I'm bitter too.
[INST] It's not really the FDs that are the problem. Just very frustrating to keep on getting turned down for jobs. [/INST] Lower your standards and raise your average.
[INST] weed stocks? Why does nobody acknowledge the fact that there's a multi billion dollar commodity market opening up for the first time in 100 years in just a couple years [/INST] It's a weed don't bet on commodity price bet on life style branding
[INST] All I had to do was look at the last 6 quarterly earnings candles and volume 🤔 but we’ll see if it holds this time. [/INST] You so smaht bb
[INST] Agreed. Like his style, but need to diversify at least 25% of that (into AMD/MU). [/INST] Nah, I diversify by having a job
[INST] I would say TMUS and T are your undervalued telecoms WFC undervalued bank MU undervalued semi KHC and Ulta undervalued Retail AMGN and REGN undervalued pharma *Dispute me on these if you want* [/INST] ^ this is the undervalued comment.
[INST] You should look into becoming a permanent resident of Puerto Rico. No capital gains tax through Act 22. Lot more room to sail a boat too. [/INST] No electricity either
[INST] You seem like a pretty chill guy, what’s your cc #? [/INST] PIN number, favorite password, list of fears?
[INST] Same with those physics and calc answer manuals [/INST] Shoutout to Quizlet for making me ace my online quizes/tests.
[INST] I put on a 250, 260, 270 exp tomorrow. I was feeling pretty good until about 10 mins ago. We will see tomorrow though. 251-268 is profitable [/INST] i also have some short put verts... the iron butterfly was just for fun... $40 max risk for 20% of $50-400? yes please actually i should make a post about iron butterflys... the P/L would perfect for all the degenerates around here
[INST] It’s crazy, I always get hundos when I take online test. [/INST] That's too obvious, miss like 2 or 3 questions. I swear, this generation is full of amateurs or some shit.
[INST] Either they shake this off and it's nothing or they're going full Enron. There's no way they're suddenly worth 70% of what they were yesterday, it's either 100% or 0%. [/INST] why? an audit can find they broke some rules and owe fines?
[INST] No not really. You can set stop loss and limit buys if that works for you. [/INST] yeah, but that's not even close to what fib numbers are. * i guess i can actively trade robinhood, and just keep my aapl, googl and abx in td
[INST] That's gonna be a no for me dog, did $RICK FD's for real pussy. [/INST] Not a bad call. I expect higher volatility on MCK though
[INST] They actually don't execute the trades but give a perception that a trade was executed. Knowing a majority of customers will lose money and they pocket the 'loss' from the fake trade. [/INST] thats not legal correct? or is it ok if they pay out when they are wrong? 'mirror' the trade? if they disclose it in TOS or something. we know etrade finds trade pairs. so if bid ask on market is narrow and two etrade users put in orders to buy/sell for greater/lower they just can sell at the market and collect the difference.
[INST] New filter that replaces your eyes with hairy lopsided nipples [/INST] And what does it do with actual hairy lopsided nipples? Asking for a friend.
[INST] Protip: there's another week after each week [/INST] source?
[INST] $MU is still undervalued yet it dropped from $63 to $46 [/INST] AAPLs to oranges... There's more variance in MU's SP because their future is more uncertain (I'm long shares for both of them).
[INST] Great. What Chinese companies are first in line to profit from mass export from the kim motherland? Don't make me do my own DD. IT WILL KILL ME. [/INST] BABA and TCEHY and maybe BIDU as they are bulk of China. IQ if you want to be meme tastic.
[INST] > giant dildos long [/INST] $LONG
[INST] Terrible. I’d rather eat out the girls that you bring home [/INST] You can't afford them slave...
[INST] $29 7/20 put. We eatin good tonight fam [/INST] Yes sir. I'm selling at open. I'm not getting cucked, taking the profits and running.
[INST] I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS! [/INST] 'Storm coming, hatchet coming'
[INST] But they always have a huge beat [/INST] So how’d it work out for you??
[INST] This is a very important step in the process, that often gets skipped. [/INST] Get out of this sub with your competence.
[INST] PIN number, favorite password, list of fears? [/INST] dick direction, body pillow character, fleshlight sleeve sizes
[INST] No electricity either [/INST] I'll have you know my power and water have been on for 3 days straight now
[INST] RIP you got greedy son. close them now [/INST] nah, fuck it, i'll wait it out. It's only two months and at least this way I have a chance of avoiding comissions.
[INST] My tsla puts are in the garbage sooooo [/INST] What's your strike?
[INST] To be fair, I'm pretty sure a lot of our parents tried. [/INST] My momma calls them metal hangar love poke scars.
[INST] Damn, she used to be so prime before she got married [/INST] What's her name?
[INST] Thank you SOO much! This is why this is the best sub on reddit [/INST] No problem fag! No need to actually understand basic concepts when we can teach you how to efficiently lose money.
[INST] YO CONGRATS FAM! [/INST] Right before the dip I ended up selling 5 calls covering profits and bought in 15 calls on the dip with profits. Currently holding 70 $38 calls expiring next Friday at $1.02. Think I might hold until expiration. This is juicy af.
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[INST] Nothing can go wrong with this plan [/INST] Could be a golden ticket to a corner office at GS/JPM
[INST] Its a BIO, no BIO trades at 27-34 PE.... That isn't how you calculate fair value on a BIO either. /Yawn [/INST] I was asked about my price target. I gave 2 of the most popular valuation methods to justify my price target. Fuck off.
[INST] Can I ask what the strike was? [/INST] You probably can, but we won't know for sure until you sack up and ask properly.
[INST] How many dicks do you have to suck to make 300k? [/INST] ~2.3 Trumps
[INST] If I knew how to do it I would just pass my fucking classes you twat. [/INST] Just because you can run Kali doesn't mean you know history or grammar lol
[INST] Ooooh look at the fancy Carolla owner over here [/INST] Corolla you bitch. Don’t disrespect the nokia of cars
[INST] Yeah that was GOOG deciding to tank or not. I felt really good with SPY up and vix down we might see it pass resistance. [/INST] Looks like it was only about $3K (3%). Not that crazy.
[INST] Because this is like the third person I've seen do this shit recently and they all blow up quickly and then scramble to find a job. I'd rather the first thing the guy sees be 'hey that's dumb' not 'do it faggot'. [/INST] Can I short your excuse? Nothing about the post implies it’s serious, and even if it was your comment isn’t sending any more of a message than sarcastic “do it” responses because the title says he already did it.
[INST] Computer sales are going down. Less people are buying Windows PC, Mobile/Tablets don't use this. Operating systems are including their own virus scanners. All of the above is bad news for Symantec [/INST] Also Symantec is on Google's shit list: https://security.googleblog.com/2017/09/chromes-plan-to-distrust-symantec.html https://www.symantec.com/connect/blogs/symantec-ca-proposal Symantec sold off part of their CA division because of this.
[INST] How does your anus feel? or did you already cry and sell it? [/INST] What in the fuck. My anus hurts just from missing out on calls at open. Imagine the idiot that cynically bought puts. What in the fuck.
[INST] Already did, too spooked to stay any longer [/INST] No one ever goes broke taking profit. Having said that I'm a greedy bastard, keeping my leaps for awhile.
[INST] Yea we all have, the hive mind has now adapted so whatever we did this time isn’t gonna work next time. Improvise adapt overcome [/INST] Okay. So next time I'll hold my monthlies through again and I shouldn't lose 50%?
[INST] See it’s funny, because we’re all the second kid, even if it’s our own DD [/INST] Especially if it's my own DD. DD stands for Drunken Daytrading, right?
[INST] I studied econ and not finance, so I'm not as familiar with the more advanced sides of trading. How does a put differ from a short? [/INST] Short : profit/loss moves 1:1 with stock price Put: ??? Hold onto your pants though Basically puts are derivatives, they derive price from the underlying security. Short is selling the security itself.
[INST] Pro tip use another app to get quotes. Rh is shit and doesn’t show important shit and lags [/INST] Any suggestions for iPhone users?
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[INST] It works every time, but not every signal works every time. Just need to be able to deal with failed signals. [/INST] >It works every time Imagine having this few brain cells
[INST] If its anything like me with options, my 100-200$ positions do well and when I bump it up I lose. [/INST] Yup
[INST] [Livestream of traders worse than him at work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcHNOOW4ywA) [/INST] You heard it boys, all in $MU
[INST] Not sure if a repost \- watched this last night and thought WSB would like it. [/INST] It is very, very much a repost.
[INST] He’s got a lot of alts [/INST] Why would that matter?
[INST] I wondered the same without ads, apparently they take the sitting money in your acct and put it somewhere to gather interest on it, and that's where their revenue comes from. I'm no expert, I gather you don't think that model will hold up? [/INST] aren't cash sweep vehicles/accounts subject to FDIC rules or something? Either way in today's interest rate environment, holding onto what? Some 19 year olds $371.34? Or some $2,472.12 account? A more neutral response would be, no, I don't think the interest rate carry from cash sweep covers operating costs.