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My strategy is to sell verticals put spreads to have a bullish perspective that benefits from IV crush. However, I was greedy and sold the 35/30 instead of the 25/30 and now I’m getting screwed too. Oh well.
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Originally I was going to sell a call and a put but i decided not to because I didn't want to miss out on profits :s |
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I went to bed sad. Then I remembered, 'I have MTCH calls!' And I dreamed happy dreams, and I slept so well, and I got up early this morning like it was Christmas Day.
But as I went to unwrap my presents, I discovered that Santa had brutally murdered both of my parents in the night.
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Then I remembered I hate my parents and I was happy again. So I looked at my down mtch calls and bought the dip. And I though 'I will win or go down with the ship'. Now I feel muh. |
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I own the contract. I rolled a covered call to the lowest option strike price on $F at the longest time frame available that wasn't a +1 yr LEAP just to see what happens. If $F goes above $11.43 before that time, they can always call it and make the difference (and pay OI in taxes); if it goes below that price, I can always buy it to close.
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just to be clear.
you sold a deep ITM call for $F @3.0
if so, Its likely you sold to a market maker.
ts just going to be hard to close the position for profit b/c the low liquidity, and, if $F goes over the premium cost its going to be harder
no one fuck up.
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Innovate, think outside the box, set the trend...
It's all a fucking joke. Every company wants to be the company that is the first to monetize an idea, yet they all just rip each other off and can't come up with an original idea to save their life.
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Most successful companies aren't the ones with innovative new ideas, they're just the ones who execute the best. Coke didn't invent soda, Ford didn't invent cars, walmart didn't invent big box stores, and Facebook didn't invent social media. |
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You mean Dani California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
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YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY DUMPTRUCK HOLE MOUTH |
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...but mah 200 year old ancient fuel source!
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is what powers electric cars as well. |
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Only 😂
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Sold for 0.08/share. ☹ |
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Sold 200 June 6 calls for 2.16 and they’re around 4 shit happens, never doubt papa Buffett
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Yeah. The fastest way to commit suicide is doubting buffet. |
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Cosby bought you dinner? Was he gentle afterward?
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so gentle you did not even feel anything and could take a nap |
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Bail! Get out while it's green!
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I did! Avg'd down to 1.58/contract and sold at 2.05 |
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'Oh is that how this shit works?'
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Doesnt matter you stull didnt sell therefore.... |
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Yeah I know lol that’s the thing. Beat eps, stock moves down. Announces buyout of retail division by Nestlé, stock moves down. Hasn’t moved beyond the 50-63 range since 2015.
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Calls at $55, sell and buy puts at $59, sell and buy calls at $55. Works every time. |
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No refunds
--Macron probably
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Reviewing a map of the actual land in the Louisiana purchase, I can’t blame him. |
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the presidency
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Brave if true. |
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I think he meant Jimmy Buffett, the famous restaurant and margarita machine guy.
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I hear he makes good cheeseburgers. |
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Amazon’s moat is making the ceo of any company in the industry they are going after shit their pants
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Its scary that this is 100% truth |
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If only papa Musk had ordered hammers instead of flamethrowers...
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> flamethrowers...
whoa! model s is the o.g. flamethrower |
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You mean buy a house in Nevada and claim residency there? Ok.
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Or Washington, except we don't have whorehouses. |
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I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work.
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So then I painted it yellow, but it crashed because of bad drivers. |
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Sure that works, seems like the market responds positively.
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If markets were efficient your mother would have aborted you. |
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I bet she's getting some secret service strange and Donald is totally cool with it.
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House of cards style? |
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got faked out of my 82 5/11 $180.00 calls earlier this morning, and re-entered sloppily back in with 180.00s and 182.50s. still strapped in 100%!
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great close to the day, small dip near EOD but rallied a bit. looking for another gap up tomorrow morning.
https://i.imgur.com/tM6mwu9.png |
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Do you believe in magic?
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In a young mouse's heart |
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It could’ve put me to zero but It’s already past my break even so I doubt that
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You doubt a x3 ETF can swing OTM when swings of 5% are the norm? God bless. |
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I changed my downvote to an upvote for that response
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I'm straddling. |
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yeah srsly this company is way undervalued rn
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Earnings coming up. Theyll beat and finally break that $90 barrier and moon. Loading up on july calls this week. |
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nope. wash sale is selling and buying back shares of a similar company , company int he same sector i think, within 30 days of end of year. at least thats how i understood it and structured my trades. after looking at my tax statements from IB they count trades from nov - jan as wash sales. so ive got no idea. i need an accountant.
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The timeframe isn't only the last 30 days of the year. It is buying a security with 30 days prior or following a sale. Or equivalent security anytime |
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WSB is not where you expect to see a Homer reference
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WSB is whatever you want it to be.
- Abraham Lincoln |
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SARCASM... do u understand?
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I do now :) |
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Not sure if you're joking but using coal-fired electricity from a power plant to charge an EV is still more efficient and better for the environment than using an ICE.
https://electrek.co/2017/11/01/electric-cars-dirty-electricicty-coal-emission-cleaner-study/
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This is wsb, safe to assume he's just retarded |
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Yea but the short expires a month before the long.
I'm taking less premium now because it's less time and so far out of the money. If it expires worthless I'd be able to sell another set during earnings week when IV spikes and pick a strike that's closer to being in the money.
Question is if that is better than simply doing a 50/60 with the same expiration date.
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I mean it’s fine, but most people do calendar spreads that are a bit further out and roll over and over collecting premium along the way |
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There's a Boeing subsidiary near me that let's you bring your dog to work. They actually make high quality shit though.
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>bring your dog to work.
>They actually make...shit
hmm |
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My shares are scared that so many WSBers are holding calls. Also Bezos dick could crush us at any moment even more than it already has done.
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Obviously ... my calls will expire worthless. |
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They did a good job hiring actors from each race and religion haha every commercial is doing it now.
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Ok mr. Juden Hershowitz Goldberg, it looks like all religions, races, and sects are accounted for |
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You have to see how terrible your math is. This isn't even closes to the right way to do this.
You need to at least start with the asset you are looking at and get the actual day up and down numbers then run an analysis on that. Fucking average daily return. What are we in 2nd grade?
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Honestly I think I agree with you... but also what he's saying kinda makes sense?
I think I'm gonna run a VaR Monte Carlo when I get home, I'll post here with results if I get around to it. |
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I love every single one of these fucking gifs never stop
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Its a gif with sound! |
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Amazon should be getting tax rebates for their charity towards Sears.
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As if they paid taxes |
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Yeah I remember when my classmate crashed his R6 into a dump truck everybody blamed the bike. And that time a kid shot someone everybody blamed the gu...
wait shit nevermind.
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Or when that guy died of obesity and everyone blamed McDonald’s. Or when my friend went broke and everyone blamed Willy wonka weeklies. Or when that guy found out he got autism and everyone blamed /r/wallstreetb...
Wait shit nvm. |
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Don't even think about it.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from John Connor's University for Terminating and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You are nothing to me but just another stupid bot. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. |
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Its a gif with sound!
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what do you call those again? videos? |
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Different kind of autism, pal
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So are they the dumb autists or are we? |
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Break even is $40.26
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Unless you're planning on exercising them, best to cash out the profit before theta takes it |
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Why not both?
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Both isn’t as big of a gamble tho. |
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Account is private like the fag he is...
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[Like this one right here](https://ibb.co/jQc58y)
[Directly from here](https://redd.it/8i9gam) |
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You don't.
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A bold strategy! |
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The propensity for them to go up in flames so quickly (related to build and positioning of battery) and the non manual door handles essentially trapping people inside in the event of a crash are the issues... so while they crash less, those crashes might turn out to me more fatal or possibly avoidable... they’ll have to revise and potentially recall models if this is investigated by anyone with a brain and a backbone. Tesla investors are like zombies from the walking dead.
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The door handles are the same as the electronic, just pull back all the way and it actuates the mechanical release. I figured it was a model 3 when people said they were trapped. In an S I can’t imagine someone not pulling the handle for all they’re worth if trapped in a fire. |
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desperate times calls for desperate measures.
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Aka luck |
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Do you think I should talk to a doctor?
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sure, step into my office
close the door behind you |
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Most fertile land on earth.
Trust me, Macron and his wife-mother would love to have it back. Too bad Napoleon sold it for 15 mil. Too bad for the French anyway, mwahaha
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Yeah but have you seen the inhabitants? That's a lot of destiny to manifest.... |
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I have may 18 calls. Watched my portfolio drop 1k right when market opened today. Gonna drink heavily tonight.
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Plenty of time for them to come back. Well, not *plenty*, but enough. |
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I will suk my own dik if true
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Better get to stretching son |
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As if they paid taxes
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You shut your filthy mouth. Until May 18th. |
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Dfen had a spread of $4 for ATM options at one point, same with spxl
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Wish I could be a market maker |
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I e spent over 20k bucks in hard to borrow fees on my lfin short. I’m gonna be lucky to break even when trading resumes.
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Yeah that's just some straight bullshit that's happening there |
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yes you miss every shot you don't take, and winners never quit either.
Of course we want to do that, whats high though, whats an entry point, what are resistance points, does MU even have any, besides mid/high 40's, whats future profits look like, sector etc.
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Soooooo you want us to do your DD? Okay.
All in MU |
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Looks like it's pricing in for a loss / further decline.
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Up 52% after market and I stupidly doubted myself and sold almost half my shares right at close. Argh. |
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It's definitely Marley & Me.
The trailer is misleading. Watch the whole thing.
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And here I was thinking this was from Finding Nemo. SMH, I've been all kinds of fucked up since Martin went away :( |
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Look at the other class action lawsuits - it's still worth opting out of.
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You're missing the point. Clauses like these have literally never held up in courts. Judges don't throw cases out because 'well they said you can't sue them!'
But yeah looks like some nudes got leaked lmao |
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No fucking super model is going next to Trump, that’s career suicide for anyone in a left leaning industry. He was barely scraping by when he owned Miss fucking Universe and now with all the added media attention and scrutiny you think Bella fucking Hadid left The Weeknd to suck withered 70 year old dick?
Get real man this guy had to pay to bang a retired pornstar who didn’t even want to be there. Super models fuck Zac Efron and Asap Rocky not fat old republicans.
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Before all the politics and anti trump propaganda trump was notorious for banging a different model every night, and [this](https://envisioningtheamericandream.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/trump-new-york-post.jpg) |
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Lol you're poor. Rich men don't act like you. Stfu
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This is one of the dumber conversations I’ve had. I feel like I’m a child arguing my dad can beat up yours. I’m not about to brag about wealth on the internet, it means nothing if it can’t be proven. |
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Take your gay interracial foot fetish somewhere else.
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I mean, we are all faggots here. |
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i’m clearing my schedule for when NVDA misses and will upvote all the salt threads
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I'm betting they beat but still drop |
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But what about my $NVDA 260 calls huh
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Chea chea family |
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Lmaoo i feel you dog. I made some money on vix last week and got cucked yesterday. Sold everything this morning fuck that shit.
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I am stuck in TVIX until Friday. We definitely have a bloody day coming this week. It should go back to up sooner rather then later. |
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Playing the run up to earnings might be the better play.
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This is wall street badbets not wall street profit taking.
Get out of here with your decent ideas. |
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I fucking hope you’re right I have a ton of puts and went down 40% today
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Expiry? |
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I just want the purple stuff
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Purple drank. |
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i don't understand why it seems like free money. SPY breaks resistance. no volatility response to pulling out of iran deal. VIX futures in hardcore contango and dropping below February lows. What about the above is bullish for volatility?
Learn to play both sides of volatility (and the market, in general).
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I guess I saw the VIX 200-day MA as support, but it went crashing through that today. And yes--I assumed that the apparently stalled China talks and the Iran withdrawal would throw a spike my way, but I couldn't have been more mistaken. |
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Only thing I bust is nuts on ya mama face.
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Yeeeaaaaa boi!!!!! |
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> I've resigned myself to max out my Roth and invest that in sensible etfs
Absolutely disgusting.
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/350/137593505136.jpg |
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He did say he hates money. So seems in line with his desires?
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This is why I love lurking in this sub. |
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“I want to know how it felt to be on the titanic.”
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'Well, I worked on the Amazon Fire Phone and two different relaunches of Windows Mobile' |
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Just wait for the next Trump tweet
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With all the shit going on... there's a fucking doosey of a tweet coming. |
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you're shorting nvda?
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No i think he is going to kill andrew left |
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this is the dumbest investment community I've ever fucking seen!
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That means a lot coming from wsb
Edit: for to from |
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A true WSB autist!!
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Nah he’s trolling or too tarted to breathe air without focusing |
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They are just fixing the factory. It's not a long term thing and they have plenty of buffer inventory. It's a story with no immediate material affect.
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i didn't read |
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Nvda will save us
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Unless they are P R I C E D I N |
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Is what a trick question
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Yes |
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Ayyyyyyyy
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...md |
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jack in the crack?
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Is there another? |
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Strike and expiration?
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Jun 15 195/170 |
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I sold my AMD for a huge profit last Friday and I'm still feeling retarded today.
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We're all retarded in our own special ways |
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First of all you are an idiot for buying FD's nonetheless on a cruise line with probably 0 volume lol. Second it is AH who cares? Third, Unless you put like over 50K in calls I doubt anyone cares
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Now that is an ok answer I can't refute!
but it's still a joke. I day trade within minutes, and that's why I needed it to stay at $106.
how interesting though, here is a more popular stock with volume.. hmmmm
https://imgur.com/C5vRECw
that's today. QQQ |
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You want a video of him saving it to his fap folder?
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no you pervert. we want to see him fapping...
my god some people. |
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I am not.
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If you're up that much, just sell. Especially with earnings today. |
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Screenshot or ban
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I am the one true fag man!
https://imgur.com/a/7AKQuNf |
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Soon
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Shhhh bby 🤫🤫 it's our little secret |
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We have a ton of oil, but the pipes are basically full capacity.
If oil goes over about 85, with this administration, you'll see American pipe exploding. OPEC and Russia won't let it go over 80 imo
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I agree about our transport issues. That said, OPEC (Saudi, with cradle to grave benefits for citizens) just got done hemmoraging billions every month when they flooded the market last time. The royal family is worth $7T or so, but they were losing $20-30B a month when prices were in the $30-40 range. They can't afford another hit like that so soon. Russia doesn't have the ability to dictate price like the Saudi's do. They have to have buyers because their economy is so dependent on it. |
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How do we get Raytheon and gopro to team up and put gopros on all their cruise missiles?
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They already put expensive sensors on them... |
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I’m loving that 24 hour men’s store! So convenient.
Finally a store I can buy a shirt at around 11pm. This is a HUGE game changer! /s
Macy and Nord, Puts. Slam dunk.
People don’t buy $45 T-shirts anymore.
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nordstrom rack is becoming more popular. not sure how profitable they are though. |
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You almost have to right? That’s pretty risky. They’d have to have a huge beat for you to bank.
And how do you decide what calls to buy and what not? What made you pick these positions??
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But they always have a huge beat |
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Wow.
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Wow. |
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It's a little frightening when it's nuclear capable countries. And oil is up, bonds are up, earnings are only good because of tax cuts...And we are still green. I can't even.
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Iran is not yet nuclear capable, and Israel does not appear to launch nuclear missles frequently. I think we're good for now. |
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I'd agree. Looks undervalued.
Am surprised why India hasn't been an easy market, but Flipkart is still bleeding money.
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Tata Motors my man |
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I thought the mods were already on that. The shitpost quality has been mooning recently.
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Pretty sure that one mod died after two days. |
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They’re burning cash faster than they can make it lol
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Never stopped Musk Daddy |
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Worse.. I read manga.
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moonrunes directly or translated shit like the faggot you/we are |
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DWDP I think is a good buy right now
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> DWDP
You will still hate yourself long term for owning this. |
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I NEED MORE CHROMOSOMES
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'This market is stupid.' - Cramer, probably |
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