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I can see the WSJ headline now, 'How AMD Destroyed its Market Cap by Selling More of their Highly Profitable EPYC Servers'.
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Is the marketing pitch 'buy more AMD so you can buy more $AMD' ? |
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Yep. Although I have to hide my sips of Gin and Juice from the Uber passengers in the back.
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[Your passengers](https://78.media.tumblr.com/39d25258958d0aa909708c888ddae57f/tumblr_ox6hb0CQWf1s01qkyo2_400.gif) |
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I wasn't really asking for advice, I just wanted someone to change my current view in case it's wrong. Based off QQQ's 10 year performance, which includes the 2008 crash, I was able to calculate TQQQ has an average annual rate of 48.45%. That seems to fall inline with exactly what it has done over the last 8 years even though these last 8 years have been extremely bullish
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You are wrong because of the way math works. |
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biotech getting hit hard as a sector. just give it time.
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Sector rotation and earnings season. Tech is looking cheap right now, but bios will lag a little behind before it comes back up. |
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Sell only if you want to learn day and swing trading.
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Or not learn and lose it all. Or learn and still lose it all. |
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Figure out if this has enough steam to go back to where it fell off. Might be worthy hold for a while
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what do you do when markets are closed lol |
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I get those calls 3-5 times a day
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You actually answer? What do they say/ask, and what do you say to try to stump the bot? |
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1. Get biggest personal loan possible
2. Leverage with options
3. ????
4. Profit
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Memes aside, you should be taking on mortgages on rental properties. |
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Hey, guyhersh, just a quick heads-up:
**tommorrow** is actually spelled **tomorrow**. You can remember it by **one m, two rs**.
Have a nice day!
^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment.
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Hey bot. Have a nice day is spelled Fuck Off! |
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You can prob count on those blue balls and thank Tinder for it.
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Facebook let’s you put it anywhere |
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It's currently on a nice, downhill runway, picking up speed. We might have liftoff close to Earth's core
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Pretty sure bonds are better. I give up on this POS |
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SQ has been my best long term investment. It and MU have made up for all my other retarded choices. It’s amazing the Dorsey can run the steaming pile of shit that is Twitter so poorly and consistently make great moves with Square
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Sarah Friar |
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That's why I sit by myself
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It’s still you in that case |
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Or you blew up your account so quickly that they didn't even have time to send you your welcome package.
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I think you're on to something. Why would they give me this much power? It's clear that if I had gotten this sooner, I definitely would not have blown up my account. |
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It appears so
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Hope TVIX goes up tomorrow. |
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Yeah, no fuckin shit. I was waiting for my SPX calls to get rekt!!
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My puts would be ecstatic if the market burned to the ground tomorrow. |
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**P R I C E D I N**
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F |
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Diamonds? That sounds painful.
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Sorta like passing a stone. Except the result is $. |
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remember that wrong clock is still correct twice a day. and they've been wrong for years... Just saying...
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They were right about tvix, and xiv. Lose all your tendies. |
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that was soon after
and now CL futures have oil in cup and handle pattern. we’re higher than we were at the top of the trump spike today. that was around 0.30, so with theta decay it’s probably opening at 0.26-0.28 at this price
but futures move and it may crash down before open
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Hopefully they open up because I put in a bid for a call 😬 |
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“Sir these options expired worthless 30 years ago”
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'Oh is that how this shit works?' |
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one cent at a time
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Ever penny counts |
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Nice recovery!
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Thanks man hoping match stock gets me back to 1 k tomorrow |
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So Romney is gonna retire wealthy?
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Hard to believe isn't it? |
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No kidding. He's said his biggest investment regret was not getting in on a pre-IPO offer for Starbucks. I think his philosophy is only invest in things he actually likes, and I think at the time (and maybe still) he didn't drink coffee, so he didn't buy in. Even the big fella can't win em all.
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He was famously quoted with saying, 'Black people don't drink coffee,' in regards to Starbucks. |
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Yeah. I do enjoy it.
http://i66.tinypic.com/6ehgcl.jpg
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I like it, seems comparable to focpx but lower fees and better holdings, I mean it has micron in top 10 ;) |
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$DIS is down because I loaded up 600 shares on it.. So they have to push it down so I don't day trade it. I'm actually serious.
But I'll let it all go tomorrow sometime so then it will rise up.
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Let us know... |
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You may compliment me on my spectacular Photoshop skills.
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nice! |
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C |
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Why wouldn't I use Google AI to make appointments?
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Because it probably wouldn’t work. I’d be so skeptical that I’d call up the place myself to confirm. Defeats whole purpose IMO |
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Look at the clock motherfucker, markets closed.
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Dude obviously doesn't fuck. |
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https://i.imgur.com/Wbksa8R.jpg
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OUCH
W E
N M
E A
DAMN |
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Lol same, did a bunch of weekly $14 and a long weekly $14 making back after that slaughter from $GE puts
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*quietly starts loading up on GE puts* |
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I did hours of research on each one. Looked at analysts reports, looked at long term trends, etc. Some of them were longshots, but I dont mind making long bets once in a while. JD seemed like an easy win, same with AMC. Overall i'm only down about $400. I made $400 the week before buying ETH before it shot up, so even.
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Hours of research- buys a 5/11 NVDA 212,5 Put when NVDA hovers around 250. Should have probably just rolled some dice instead of investing time for 'research' |
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If you do serious longterm investing then keep the stocks and don't ever visit this sub again, if you want to gamble then sell parts of them and use that money to gamble
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I'm long-term and most of my portfolio will always be long-term, but I love this sub haha it's hilarious during class |
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You were correct except for thinking that traders need rigidity to succeed.
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tell em :D |
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I don't think that's objectively stupid considering the crypto slowdown.
But... 212.5? Pure insanity.
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Depends when he bought it I guess, it was at 216 just 1-2 weeks ago. Then again, most of these have retarded strikes so OP probably bought them at ATH |
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That’s good advice. I will go on vacations and buy homes and cars on a quarter of my income and invest 75% of it. Simple!
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He was only talking about your investment portfolio, not your income. If you don't have a portfolio, start one today. It doesn't matter how small it is to begin with. He's basically just trying to push the point that when you save, a large portion of that should be filed away under DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. At least until you're ready to retire. |
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ESV?
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SDRL |
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Calls = down payment on a stock
Puts = insurance on a stock
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Wow, way to know your audience! |
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Queue up the Tom Petty... We're in freefall.
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More like Mary Jane's Last Dance |
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It's not even that they are worthless... that could still be exchanged for no money... it's that they don't even exist anymore
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They exist is some form oh my tax return as I carry that shit forward for 3 years |
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Seriously wtf. Almost a 2% drop after beating earnings.
Edit: Now down by over 2% after i posted that
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RIP my calls.
Guess everyone only cares about ESPN and ESPN is garbage. |
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In a given tax year a person's short term capital gains and short term capital losses are added together. If you make 3k on one trade then lose 3k on another your tax liability will be 0. If you make 4k on a trade and lose 2k on another your tax liability is 2k.
Now, let's say this guy stops now with his 62k gain and doesn't trade again until January 2019 where he blows it all. His tax liability for for 2018 is going to be 62k
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Ah thanks the clarification. Across year is when you gotta be careful |
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Congrats on this brother. I bought calls and held through so I'm happy, but I wish I would've bought more.
Should see it go higher so I'll probably hold them at least til EOD, but I don't know how high it'll go before people start inevitably taking profits.
I have 6/15 $38 calls.
How would you play this? Keep holding in hopes it keeps rising, or lock in some profits in the coming days?
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rip |
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Seems like we have the same strategy.
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Ah, i see youre a man of culture as well |
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You have to understand.
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Tendies were GUARANTEED |
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Ok. Will do.
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also if you have a stock $FAG for instance trading at 20 and you think in 2 months it'll hit 30, you can sell calls at 25 expiring in a month, if it under performs or tanks you pocket the premiums and if it moons, you take the profit you thought you'd get, earlier than you thought. |
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3) Day trade options and you have no decay.
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You do if they're OTM and expiring within the next 3 days. |
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Your comment pops up every time a Tesla burns down as if normal cars never catch on fire. I passed one on the highway last week, just sitting there engulfed in flames for no apparent reason. Some stupid honda. Never saw an article about it.
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Did you read the part where I said 'any car can catch fire'? I'm well aware. |
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Yeah that was my thought too, and unless its more deaths per car on the road I'm not really phased. I'm not riding his dick or something but I feel like there's an attempt to discredit the safety of his vehicles..
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The propensity for them to go up in flames so quickly (related to build and positioning of battery) and the non manual door handles essentially trapping people inside in the event of a crash are the issues... so while they crash less, those crashes might turn out to me more fatal or possibly avoidable... they’ll have to revise and potentially recall models if this is investigated by anyone with a brain and a backbone. Tesla investors are like zombies from the walking dead. |
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Basically the more ITM you go the more your investment resembles a stock purchase. You increase the capital needed, and decrease the swings your option takes (both negatively and positively). However, even a deep ITM option is still more risky than stock. I can buy Visa stock today and hold it for 30 years if needed. If I buy deep ITM calls on Visa (say strike of 110 expiring in a year), a 2008 type crash can still wipe out my option's value completely.
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Makes sense. Gonna go buy some nice faggy OTM's now. |
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Wtf did they say in their Earnings call this morning?!
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They said dating is for ugly losers and people worth spending any time with just hook up on FB.
Not the best earnings call, if I'm being honest. |
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I don’t feel so good
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Mr. Franklin |
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Amen, but why?
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It's a meme. |
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wow. i guess i was wrong. 100.65 now... fuck
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Hold that shit. Look at what happened to BABA immediately after ER, don't get shaken out. |
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let see if computers release it up
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Why not sell covered calls if you think the stock is being manipulated downward? At least make some money on your shit theory. |
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Also the long face
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Yes, she has a stupid face. |
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I haven't made money yet....
EDIT: I was wrong, I had
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Quote for the 7/20 50s is at $4.35. Should be up 20+% today no matter when you bought yesterday... |
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As long as he puts it in his wife.
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lmao of course he would buy puts on his wife. its the most autistic move possible since there's no way she's ever going down. |
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If you were smarter than normal people you wouldn't be bagholding SPY puts.
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not a tist and no SPY puts. |
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>naked put on stuff I want to buy
That’s not a naked put then. It’s cash-covered. A naked put would be selling a $180 put on AAPL in a $5k account with barely any margin
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Oops, you’re right |
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I mean, yeah, but what else is he supposed to do at this point? It's not a loss until you sell.
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You take the loss for tax purposes, do one of the work around for wash sale and reinvest into this shitshow... given he wants back in |
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Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.
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So stastistically, OP is a faggot? |
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Good Bot. |
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kind of, they get like 10k/month and have money from their parents still since they're in uni
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That's like 30 shares of TSLA, makes sense. |
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Its not very good though
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That night vision |
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i always find it funny when i talk to my \(stupid and smelly\) hipster friends and they're like..'electricity can just run everything' but they don't realize a large portion or electricity is generated through...you guessed..CLEAN ASS COAL
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Not sure if you're joking but using coal-fired electricity from a power plant to charge an EV is still more efficient and better for the environment than using an ICE.
https://electrek.co/2017/11/01/electric-cars-dirty-electricicty-coal-emission-cleaner-study/ |
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Witnesses reported hearing the bros cursing short sellers as they burned alive inside the car.
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Too soon.....? |
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Imagine if you traded in California. So long half your winnings.
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You mean buy a house in Nevada and claim residency there? Ok. |
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He doesn't even say bitch in that scene, just 'Yeah, science!' you faggot, check your memes
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Never watched the show bc I have a life, but thanks for pointing that out for future reference |
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Patiently waiting.
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Yeah not looking good lol. I won't get my hopes up |
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Can anyone explain why this is?? They beat in every area and said fb will have zero effect on tinder
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Maybe people rightfully don’t believe them. |
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> Exotic volatility derivatives
whats wrong with a 5x daily long buy back semi weakly tail reverse short VIX option enable ETF?
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Xiv was market manipulation reeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeE |
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Lmao nice rant. I'm crying it got me so emotional.
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Your tendency to repeatedly deflect is a clear indicator of your profitability. Good luck getting over yourself; maybe you'll make a dollar one day. |
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She went on The Grand Tour recently as a guest and brought a gigantic set of tits.
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She has boobs now? |
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2.5
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Nice |
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So, what you are saying is....next bear market, load up on 3X ETFs?
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Once I see a bunch of triple long etfs get delisted, I'll know we're close to the bottom. When new triple leveraged etfs get offered, that's when I would dip my toes in for a triple long. |
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Weekly options in Elon Musks businesses.
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Bc of the candy tweets |
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Isn't a galaxy a shit example? An Android device produced by Samsung that never touches Microsoft?
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Wsb is full of plotholes but the audience rating is 97% |
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Still up in pre market. Algos don't give a damn about that random ass site.
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Who actually reads Zero hedge? |
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You are wrong because of the way math works.
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Math is wrong, change my mind |
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Pretty sure bonds are better. I give up on this POS
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Burying money is better. Yes you lose to inflation, but that's all you lose |
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He forgot mu and amd
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But I like to retire in a place a bit nicer than a homeless shelter |
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sounds legit, good thing i know all about yachts
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Which side is starboard |
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I’ll join you. Bought 25.
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These things don't look so crazy anymore |
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As long as you have 51% the treasury will replace them
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nice, i'm only down 48% this year
treasury gonna replace it, thanks wsb |
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He's probably Euro, best to not trust
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Got it, short the Euro |
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When will you be taking profits?
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If I was smart I'd probably do it now but I'm gonna hold out and see if it can head north of 32-32.50 for big tendies, all or nothin. I have some 10 30 weeklies I bought last week I will be closing out today though. |
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#CHECK YOUR OWN WORK. I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
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wut |
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This is good. No reason I can't keep that up forever, right?
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Learn this one trick that brokerages hate. |
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The craziest part? People thought a fucking movie was going to be the difference maker.
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Well when normal people hear one movie made over a billion dollars, they think that's outrageous, that company must be rolling in money. To Disney, that's a Saturday. |
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was going for something ending with -IPKART, but fuck it
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FLIPKART YOU FOOLS |
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oh in that case I'll start making environmental posts since we are just posting anything that might even remotely effect the market.
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If you aren't paying attention to the cheeto man, you aren't making any money. |
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Mueller investigation is just a distraction from Trump's small hands
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Trump's small hands are just a distraction from gay frogs |
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Shit sorry wrong sub, thought this was r/politics
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Different kind of autism, pal |
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spaghetti
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knees |
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the last like 10 thursdays have all been green this thursday shit has to die
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Just wait for the next Trump tweet |
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[Rescuers Down Under](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJMlNrEbk0k)
The movie was later renamed 'Bain Capital'
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I just remember that opening scene fast tracking through the grasslands to the lone house in the Australian outback *chills* |
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Uhhhhhh I’m pretty sure Donald Glover actually fucking murdered that guy, dude
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Method acting to the max. |
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