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[INST] It’s essentially losing enough money each day to feed a third world country...... Why Elon?!?! Why?!?!?? [/INST] You should be asking the investors
[INST] $200 by Sept. This news and iPhone leak season is starting soon. Every fund wants free tendies. [/INST] what does it say if apple stops the leakers and donny doesnt
[INST] Better sell Monday open [/INST] Wasn’t the report really good?
[INST] Invested in a cartridge today. Was sober a couple weeks after getting caught by the parents. Need to invest in companies that produce these oils. This is amazing. Anyhow, onto Elon - he's taking on Buffett. Old school vs. new school/old money vs. new money - who's going to win? [/INST] What is this cartridge
[INST] Idk how hard they worked if they eventually got caught and basically everyone involved commited suicide or went to jail. [/INST] There was a ton of hard work on the cover-up at Enron, it's just impossible to cover up massive losses indefinitely.
[INST] Fixed. [/INST] Impressive
[INST] Yeah and I just listed them. [/INST] You listed two of many.
[INST] same, because i sold my stake in TSLA. [/INST] RemindMe! 2 years
[INST] What factors do you look at when choosing an iron condor vs. credit spread? Seems premium received on the credit spread is much greater when sold slightly ITM. [/INST] i sell ICs as my regular mathematic system. Outside of earnings only, 45 days DTE on average. This is what i am serious about. But seeing all this shit constantly on earnings got me thinking, so i tried to figure out a way to get better odds for FD earnings positions by counting on the almost always iv crush event. Plus weiners always seemed like they might seem fun to wrangle. Im just dicking around seeing who can tell me why not to and playing it cautiously.
[INST] Short vix [/INST] Amen, but why?
[INST] Elon getting laid might calm him down on the earnings calls. Long TSLA [/INST] He's 46 and she's 29...must be nice...
[INST] literally the worst DD I've ever seen lmao... 'people like video games' 'EA prints money for no reason' 'eSport nerd shit pretty much a safe bet' bahaha sounds good tho [/INST] Rude 📉
[INST] what is contango. also, if not buying options should this still not be held for more then a few days? [/INST] https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/contango.asp
[INST] get out of what? Betting on a company that loses more than 700 billion every quarter, has less than 2.5 billion in cash and can't build more than 2000 cars a week consistently with competition like Jaguar and Hyundai coming this fall with better cars? Oh ok. I don't take advice from soyboys [/INST] Hey now, I was just trying to do you a friendly. No need to become a sourboy. (And I'm not the guy downvoting you for it.)
[INST] Seems like consensus on here is that MTCH will beat earnings but nobody is talking about how bad they missed last quarter [/INST] Agreed but they cheap af
[INST] thinking about buying back my put spreads today.... got 20k of the 27k available in premium out of them [/INST] How large was this position? Strikes?
[INST] Actually the auditor must obtain sufficient, appropriate evidence about the intent and ability of management to meet their financial obligations. There are only going concern issues if there is substantial doubt and inability to service obligations is probable. Source: I used to audit penny stocks. Every one of our clients had a going concern issue. [/INST] Why not just do some reverse splits, you won't be a penny stock anymore.
[INST] I know, who pays morons like this to try to tell people why there might be a crash? what is this? the news to get people scared and not trade? You know, not having people trade is a bad thing. We want people in the market you idiot - (@badtradeguy) [/INST] A crash is healthy. ive traded through 2 of them. Its good for business. Anyway what do I know, random dude on internet. Not an insider. Not a genius. Its all just speculation and 50/50 at the end of the day.
[INST] He also did porn and couldn't get his dick hard. I think he's the CEO of Snapchat now. [/INST] I don't think I could blame him. I don't want that shit on film.
[INST] Dude still doesn't have any heirs though. Gotta start spreading that seed and birthing bastards. [/INST] Huh? He has like 6 kids. Are you that retarded?
[INST] So...how are you playing MTCH earnings now..? [/INST] Some guy in this thread said they were FB's bitch before the FB dating announcement. Should have listened to him... I sold May 18 55's prior to the announcement...those are worth 3 cents now so I just bought them back, and I'm gonna write some May 18 40's to try to make some money off the IV. Probably stupid and I should just sell since Zucc is going to fuck them in the ass but we'll see.
[INST] You know that's already a Japanese car right [/INST] Yes, I was specifislly referring to ricer mods
[INST] Tistic people, [/INST] Ahhhhh
[INST] Is that a scope on a flamethrower? [/INST] Does yours not have a scope?
[INST] just do it fag [/INST] Done
[INST] Lie..? [/INST] >present a false impression; be deceptive
[INST] Think of the tendies from a horse-sized chicken tho [/INST] If you think a duck is a chicken, I have some bad news...it’s 1983 and you’re the dad from a Christmas Story
[INST] It was obviously priced in over the weekend that’s wy it’s up [/INST] It's priced in startinnnnnng NOW.
[INST] Let's not get carried away [/INST] The real line from the witch in Game of Thrones: >'When the sun rises in the west, sets in the east. When the seas go dry. When the mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When /WSB faggots start making money.”
[INST] MSFT went down 3 points, we gotta save some money. Edit: I didn’t realize you meant Warren Buffet, I thought this was a reference to the Adam Sandler film “Big Daddy” [/INST] Julian throwing the cans of SpaghettiOs on the ground was classic
[INST] Don’t forget about their factory slaves. Really pumps the numbers when you consider them. [/INST] those are not Apple employees you mongoloid chromosome hoarder
[INST] The writing team not the cast [/INST] Oh Jesus. I know I post here and I am autistic but I didn’t realize I was also illiterate.
[INST] Why does random homeless trash care so much what I do with my dick? [/INST] Lol what
[INST] What strike are you looking at? [/INST] I brought a $30 Strike on $etsy. I chickened out and only bought 1 contract and now I am regretting it, up 12%. I need to work on acting on the courage of my convictions!
[INST] No. YOU are an autist. HE is a genius. [/INST] tists are smarter than normal people.
[INST] Sure. TBH I am not that confident and aware that this is high risk. I just think that upside potential is higher than downside risk given their relatively low price. Pretty sure they will beat looking at BABA’s and other’s performance. However the market is crazy and you never know what happens. I will decide tomorrow whether or not to hold my options through earnings (not a big fan of the IV crush and lack of PM option trading), but plan to hold shares through ER. [/INST] So whats the plan?
[INST] I mean, yeah... [/INST] We're all hobos down here!
[INST] what positions have you taken? [/INST] Panic Sold Baba. Had SQ puts which i thought worked after earnings. when i came back from lunch it was a loss. Tesla Puts. Yeah. now im playing FD daily earnings for maximum IV exposure or sweet gainz.
[INST] My calls and erection are tracking UVXY. I went from sad turtle to roll of nickles in 10 minutes. [/INST] Waiting on my AMD puts to go green currently, boner at half mast.
[INST] It's not a penny stocks because it's trading at $300. Therefore, you are wrong. [/INST] And quite retarded.
[INST] Turn it into an Apple spread and cut some of your losses. It’ll be over 200 by then. (Speculation) [/INST] >Turn it into an Apple spread That'll be delicious on his freshly toasted portfolio.
[INST] To be fair, I would say landing rockets on barges has little to nothing to do with building cars. [/INST] To me it shows me his ability to build shit in the world of atoms and building a car factory seems much simpler than building a rocket factory.
[INST] Yes. Draw a line on your chart at 2:44 pm. That's when the tweet came out. [/INST] My 75% gains are down to 20% and it all had to happen while I was in a meeting.
[INST] I refuse to believe this happened [/INST] We need a recording of this.
[INST] Oh well fuck me then. I can't read it on mobile. [/INST] It says, 'blah blah blah.' Then someone else says, 'blah fuckity blah', and gets less upvotes. The end.
[INST] I’m not tistic I’m just a normal idiot. [/INST] just givin ya a hard time ;)
[INST] I got a 1099-DIV for like $1.30 [/INST] Credit Karma wouldn't let me submit it for that little.
[INST] You madafacas have to teach me how to make those sick gains. How often do you fail doing that shit? [/INST] 10% of the time, it works, everytime.
[INST] It's actually more productive if we stand tip to tip, so one can capture a complete upward and downward stroke in the same movement......according to a buddy of mine [/INST] dude thats so grade school we're on anal now
[INST] **MODS MAKE THIS OFFICIAL BANNER IF TESLA HITS 420 OR 024.** [/INST] We have mods????
[INST] T [/INST] Goodbye
[INST] I want a Florida recount, they told me I wasn't turtly enough for the turtle club. [/INST] Holy shit, is that a Master of Disguise reference? I haven't seen one of those in YEARS
[INST] Maybe, but that doesn't change the fact that Whole Foods takes EBT. [/INST] No one uses ebt at Whole Foods. Gl feeding yourself with that one non gmo, fair trade Apple that just used your your entire check
[INST] ^^^This dude will retire richer then all of us. (And I mean richer like money AND the jimmy Stewart-a-toast-to-George-Bailey-the-richest-man-in-town type way) [/INST] Well, I'm still a retard.
[INST] 'Day trader's are losers who can't get a real job in finance.' - Warren Buffett [/INST] /r/WSB are gamblers who can't become a day trader
[INST] I got bored and bought 100 shares of QQQ. [/INST] Covered call next?
[INST] Ahahah yea. A large portion of my personal cash is tied up in real estate investments right now. So my 'Day' trading funds only make up around 7k [/INST] Not enough .....rlly to trade with properly broham. If you enter an options trade and It goes crap, u want to be able to get out and have enough “ available “ funds to get back in later on or when u have another setup
[INST] I think most of the real investors know Tesla is doomed, but many don't want to short it because the retails keep it higher than it should be so while it will eventually collapse, you can go broke in fees waiting for it [/INST] It’s one of the most shorted stocks
[INST] That's the most perplexing thing about Trump, at least in my opinion. He obviously values his appearance since it's such a big part of his brand but for some reason won't shell out for hair transplants like a normal billionaire. [/INST] He did, but he did it back in the day when they were shit, and now doesn't have enough hair for another transplant.
[INST] long-term investment? Like holding something for a month? or what [/INST] It’s a 6-year plan
[INST] Vertical spreads are the best. I put on two credits on spy calls last week each with an 80% probability of profit. I sold the 265.5 and the 267.5 strikes for today's expiration on Friday morning and afternoon. Send help [/INST] Why SPY specifically? Consistency?
[INST] We all should strive to one day be as gay as this guy. Truly magnificent. [/INST] Bro didn't you read the post, he said he isn't gay. A faggot is totally different than a gay.
[INST] I have shares of AMD...so fuck yo friend. [/INST] Institutional investors now have shares of AMD.
[INST] Look at the breakeven price. OP bought them at .34 so it's $340 for 10 contracts. [/INST] And they are now worth $20
[INST] grind your teeth and reclaim what is yours by right [/INST] Prima nocte?
[INST] /r/stocks are virgins who wish they knew what they are doing, just like /r/personalfinance [/INST] /r/stonks exists
[INST] A S S V E I N P I E . C O M [/INST] C O M E P I S S I N A E V
[INST] I sold my last Disney shares on June 7th 2017 for 106. It’s down the last year. Instead of looking at the tops of the chart you should look at the bottom, since those tops were it just regaining its actual value and everything else was a lose. It’s like IBM or At&t, too big for it to soar on some earnings news. I hope I’m wrong because I love the company but I would rather buy AMD FD’s any week than bet on Disney. [/INST] I like the volatility on it and that’s what I play. I try to swing trade shares and am not really looking for huge future growth in the stock.
[INST] This one's actually pretty easy to calculate: 1x $SQ put = $96 2x $HI call = $50 2x $WTI = $70 2x $AMD =$84 To work out how much you will lose on these trades, you just have to add the premiums together: 96+50+70+84 = $300 Options are easy! [/INST] wow, even a tard could do it
[INST] When do they vest? Might be worth $0 in 4 years [/INST] Pretty good incentive to try hard as CFO huh?
[INST] Or, the Gang Invests. The Gang Gets Benefits. [/INST] The Gang Gets RH Options
[INST] 'You fucking autist!' 'I'm smart! I'll prove it! ' -OP *proceeds to make the same bet* -OP *posts 50%+ losses* -OP 'You fucking autist!' rinse and repeat [/INST] MU is going waaay up this time tho, I can feel it.
[INST] ayyyyyy mmmmm C [/INST] You want the D?
[INST] $FSLR and $SEDG [/INST] 10 years from now fslr is gunna be the Walmart of solar. You heard it here first folks
[INST] Actually good DD [/INST] I try
[INST] What strike [/INST] I bought 87 June 1 calls for 1.84, hopin it works out.
[INST] I'm really starting to consider putting T in dat Roth for long term gains. [/INST] Me too but I'm a bitch
[INST] You'll have nothing by tomorrow [/INST] Always do daily and weekly FDS expecting to lose it all. makes my gainz more special.
[INST] tfw you hate your son so much you buy him one dividend stock for every week. [/INST] Beautiful
[INST] Did you hold til 4/20?? [/INST] Yes, well kinda, I rolled them out to May the week of expiration
[INST] Trade BABA Er and made some good %. Traded PYPL and sold today to free up some cash for Seaworld, someone is buying a ton of calls and their ER is tomorrow morning, fingers cross this works out (hope there is some crazy restructuring ands beat). I have some NVDA and MU calls expiring next week to avoid a premium smash on Friday. Hopefully I am not eating tendies this weekend. [/INST] Fuck you for not telling us about SW until now.
[INST] Why wait until the stock chart is a cold, red fright? [/INST] Elon's rockets in flight,...pew...fag-got delights
[INST] what are these pretty colorful lines [/INST] That’s the profit and loss graph. The blueish line is the predicted price on 06/12 given the closing price on the x axis
[INST] U r right. Stock is almost at 52 weeks low. DIS also will get benefit from tax. This ER is going to be a blowout. Holding thru ER! [/INST] I'm planning to hold thru the next 3 or 5ish (...pending a Trump). Long Dis.
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8hp7ty/to_all_you_babies_who_guffawed_at_elon_musks/dylq5bs/ [/INST] Your link shows nothing
[INST] Just asking. Why otm? Not atm or itm [/INST] Ain't nobody got money for ITM calls.
[INST] tists are smarter than normal people. [/INST] If you were smarter than normal people you wouldn't be bagholding SPY puts.
[INST] The real line from the witch in Game of Thrones: >'When the sun rises in the west, sets in the east. When the seas go dry. When the mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When /WSB faggots start making money.” [/INST] so not too long left before my triple leverage index calls make me a cool bili
[INST] Tvix calls no? Good bet it will spike today. [/INST] I’m debating on waiting right before 2pm? Or at open
[INST] Then read my comment again. No sensible CEO will lover guidance because of Facebook and it Facebooks fault for that 20% drop. [/INST] Are you kidding? - Company A has cornered the market. Company B says they will enter. Do you need a pie chart for market share? I am not even throwing in the fact that FB has fuck ton more money and users (Instagram / whatapp). - Don’t be dumb. Guidance is lowered bc of lower market share.
[INST] Well apparently it was over a nerdy joke that they bonded so maybe a dune reference [/INST] “Omg she loves Mountain Dew and Halo just like me!!! We’re perf for each other!”
[INST] I have to use their cable service since my area has been fucking monopolized by them. 60Mbps but feels like 512kbps. Shit always gets disconnected. Their customer service is literally shit. Buy fox and go fucking bankrupt? [/INST] The selling pressure looks pretty good rn, I’m gonna short a couple hundred shares down to 31 outta spite and to make up for DIS tendies
[INST] Most people don’t enjoy getting cucked by inflation, but you do you [/INST] I keep some cash around to sell aggressive put spreads if appropriate. I am not bearish on the market yet.
[INST] Mom is mine to have, mother fucker. [/INST] No butting in line. Towels are over there.
[INST] Do you see that choker? That's like a blackbelt for blowjobs [/INST] Normal choker is a blackbelt in blowjobs, when this woman sucks you don't have to breathe, as air is sucked through your nose regardless.
[INST] Did you know they allow FDs that have 3 times the normal leverage of a regular FD in just one contract. That’s 3x the portfolio killing power in a single contract. At least ban triple leveraged assault etfs. Think of the children. [/INST] > assault etfs ##\#MeToo
[INST] What’s this say [/INST] Be Best
[INST] Mostly 6/15 calls. [/INST] Saw an opportunity to escape with most of my account still in tact and took it. I don’t care if it comes back up I just wanted to still have an account at the end of the day today and it looks like I can stay in the game a little longer now.
[INST] Just buy a straddle for TSLA every earnings. No way you can lose! [/INST] Dat premium though.
[INST] Let's face it. You'd still be a reckless fuck if you were holding equities. You'd just be gambling slowly... very slowly. [/INST] Can confirm.