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[INST] SPX 5/15 2650 puts [/INST] 5/11 spy 265p. Let's hope
[INST] market goes up or maybe goes down i think [/INST] Big if true Wait, What about sideways?
[INST] rip. Course I've came back from -90% ish and gone up to +100% on another stock so we may return [/INST] nah, they're burning through cash at like tesla speed they don't have hype machine elon to raise more funds though, so they're gonna dilute and split this bitch into oblivion
[INST] you know it, I know it, everyone knows it. [/INST] Option trades are good, and easy to win.
[INST] lol you don't have to pay anyone to make Elon look bad, he's doing that for free! [/INST] How so?
[INST] P R I C E D I N ...or at least thats what im bettin on [/INST] I'm all in with puts so there's a solid chance the market goes up after the news.
[INST] doesn't JD bring in more revenue? I see their business model working out in the long run. [/INST] Revenue don't mean dick if it doesn't translate to net income and benefit the EPS
[INST] that would be over in a day lol [/INST] Time to bring out the nukes bois.
[INST] they really give out free candy at planet fitness? Big if true [/INST] They also have pizza Friday
[INST] You see that type of multiple continuing at this level then? [/INST] Lol not anymore no
[INST] My man, you should look at the volume before buying. Also, IV is at over 100% on all your buys. [/INST] What’s IV?
[INST] This is the first I’ve heard of any plays regarding ODP. Instantly buys puts [/INST] ODP going down the drain due to Amazon
[INST] Amen. Someone else gets it. I recommend Oct 55's but to each their own. [/INST] I'm already in the Oct 57.5s, was going to average down if it has another drop below 47. At what underlying price are you exiting?
[INST] It works every time on MU [/INST] My bullish MU calls have worked about ~60%. I'll take 60% of the time everytime.
[INST] lol same here [/INST] Trump is trolling the media for God shake. Obvious market manipulation move. Edit: FAIL.
[INST] However unrealistic, that looks really cool. [/INST] Not going to happen, cities aren't going to tolerate their skies sounding like this times ten, all day every day: https://youtu.be/C5abCs5VHsE?t=1m35s
[INST] Doesn't seem to be moving at all, maybe waiting for official announcement [/INST] Let's hope so
[INST] Im pretty good at pimpin hoes and gettin straps in GTA V I think I could handle it [/INST] Give us the address of your nearest funeral home. I promise to send flowers if the corpse is returned. Also what's your social security I'd like to set up a life insurance policy. For your family of course.
[INST] Oh shit, I got placed in a mental hospital for a week after a suicide attempt in highschool... Book we were reading when I got back was 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest' that shit fucked with me hard XD Glad I'm doing better than I was then at least lol. I've got a Shiba that looks like scaled down black and tan German Shepard. They're basically kids minus all the negative externalities. [/INST] Glad you’re doing better as well man. Yeah dude shibas are cute as hell.
[INST] What state do you live in. Have they increased the amount of states that are able to trade yet? [/INST] I'm on mobile, but if u go to the Robin hood subreddit they show they 'made a splash in florida' and some other places
[INST] I bought a tv there last week so revenues should be up [/INST] Thanks, u/feetch5, every dollar helps
[INST] Fun game of knifey catch [/INST] Need him to say something soooon. And something gooood. Honestly expect all those calls to die a horrible death but figured it might make a nice gift for after finals if we get a pop from boomers buying after Cramer loses his shit this week 🙏
[INST] It looks like they just finished giving a bj. Which might be exactly what they want. [/INST] Don't treat me like a sex object even though I look specifically like someone who just blew someone
[INST] Step 1: Liberally apply billions of fucking dollars to your scalp. [/INST] MONEY. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
[INST] RTN calls liking it [/INST] Currently working on a Raytheon contract. Shit company, shit engineers. Still longing RTN though.
[INST] Ride it out mane. [/INST] entry was 0.11, i am shitting right now edit: just watched 100% gains fade to 5%, i’m shitting more
[INST] That’s why we’re both here... [/INST] Just kiss already
[INST] yacht owners and their trophies don't do peasant things like checking shoelaces [/INST] I bet she wars those Nike self lacing shoes.
[INST] Better than Co[cks] cable [/INST] I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls.
[INST] To be fair, it's a booklet [/INST] Even less important.
[INST] I just want the market to tank. Want some profit on puts. Trump I'm counting on you. [/INST] Mama we made it
[INST] It's actually just part of my master plan to lure people to my post and then hit them with my RobinHood referral code. [/INST] Fuckkkin smarrt
[INST] Aye. [/INST] Ayeeeeee 😎
[INST] I really wish I had inverted the money I put into MU and SQ right now. Special shout out goes to Andrew Left who is actually a benefactor for those who buy the dips he creates. [/INST] You are welcome.
[INST] I bet his penis is made of gold and he jizzes diamonds. [/INST] Diamonds? That sounds painful.
[INST] Equality! For everyone, except for their small ruling elite, who are billionaires! [/INST] This is obviously a fluke. Usually socialist countries enjoy unbridled prosperity and free lapdances on Tuesdays.
[INST] I don't get this response. [/INST] Totally is.
[INST] I'm 13 and my generation don't know shit about music [/INST] C-could it be? The legend himself? The music defener?!?
[INST] Not true socialism!! /s [/INST] This time it'll work guys, trust me
[INST] Grimes is gorgeous. [/INST] [she got her bad days](https://i.imgur.com/z3MzLTd.jpg) but oblivion is fire would go straight 4
[INST] Yep. Honestly, what is like aphex twin? [/INST] Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive.
[INST] And she is the girl Bond will seduce. [/INST] She is secretly loyal to Buffet
[INST] I hope not I went all in on puts, I need a dip. [/INST] I'd be nervous if it closes above 300 today. It hasn't closed 300 two days in a row since it crashed.
[INST] Why would you play CVNA earnings, when they already released earnings estimates 2 weeks ago. [/INST] What was the EPS? You saying it’s priced in and gonna level out?
[INST] I switched from soda or sweet tea with lunch to water or unsweet tea, does this mean I should go shoot up now since I know I have the willpower to cut an even more addicting substance? [/INST] You have the will power! but honestly there was a study on rats giving them the option to choose heroin or sugar they became more addicted to sugar.
[INST] That's not stated anywhere in the release. [/INST] was stated in a marktewatch article. Edit: I think it is quoting their CEO from last summer when they rolled out the new option to not register with facebook.
[INST] When you want out you get out with a market order. If you have gains you dont risk the entire enchillada by jewing around with nickles and dimes on a limit order. [/INST] Yeah. I just set a limit I was happy to leave with, wasn't in a huge hurry to get out. _edit_ looks like it might work out!
[INST] https://i.imgur.com/PYLBkCB.png [/INST] Nice exit.
[INST] Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean you are not also an idiot. [/INST] Damn. Fukin roasted me. GG.
[INST] That looks juicy. [/INST] I think it'll get juicier when the short squeeze kicks in.
[INST] WTW is a beast tho. It'll come back quick. [/INST] It is with Oprah involved but is losing steam nowaday. Confirmed bag holder at $76.32
[INST] Same boat. I'm holding lol [/INST] SIZZLER FOR DINNER!
[INST] How're those calls doing now? [/INST] Might be the only thing I make money on tomorrow
[INST] Just dumped my 5/18 supply intraday. Peace [/INST] [Pussy](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/match-ceo-shrugs-off-facebook-threat-as-earnings-beat-2018-05-08)
[INST] She is secretly loyal to Buffet [/INST] he licks her like a dairy queen soft serve cone
[INST] Pretty much what I expect from this sub haha [/INST] Calls = down payment on a stock Puts = insurance on a stock
[INST] Dave ate them all. [/INST] TFW Dave is dead but his daughter 'the actual Wendy' is fat AF. more than likely that bitch got em.
[INST] lmao its real! Thought /u/ShortVRX was shitposting [/INST] One could credibly argue Trump is just shitposting irl
[INST] And donuts and bagels. [/INST] And GAINS
[INST] i’m retarded i don’t get it [/INST] http://imgur.com/mPgvhD2
[INST] Using the you can’t say socialism works because there are no pure socialist countries is a trash low-level straw man. Every modern developed country has a mixed economy. I’ll go ahead and wait for you to list any purely lassiez-faire country currently in existence anywhere on the globe. [/INST] You should read about this place called the USSR. They seized the means of production and everything turned out great. In fact most of the conveniences of today stem from that socialist utopia. The internet, iPhones, electronic cars, trap porn, airplanes and battery-powered buttplugs were all invented by the adherents of Marxist ideologies. In all seriousness though you're a retarded faggot.
[INST] Ur not retarded, he is. He didn't screenshot the hover over that large volume bar. Guessing that that's the 300k. Really though, it means nothing. This whole thread is retarded [/INST] Cmon guys, lets not fight. This is WSB, we're ALL retarded
[INST] [she got her bad days](https://i.imgur.com/z3MzLTd.jpg) but oblivion is fire would go straight 4 [/INST] This is hilarious
[INST] Have you heard about our lord and saviour SVXY? ^^^My ^^^ass ^^^has [/INST] Try XIV...
[INST] 7s eat ass, too . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ya cant find that in a 10 [/INST] 10s do too if you pay for it.
[INST] Short Spelling, thanks Dad. [/INST] Short $SPEL
[INST] Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive. [/INST] Lorn is the fucking business.
[INST] You're one of those actually autistic wsb types [/INST] Feminists are the best types. Real freaky and ain't afraid of that plan B.
[INST] 10\-12.5 is usually a safe bet recently [/INST] $11.50 is the new 12.50 haha
[INST] Depends on guidance. Everyone knew they printed money last quarter with Marvel, Star Wars, and the resorts doing well. The call will she'd some light on ESPN+ and various other stuff that will dictate future earnings. Either way probably won't be going down as this is a solid beat. [/INST] Down over 1% in AH :(
[INST] Only thing that matters is espn. That shit been a huge drag [/INST] IMO the Fox merger is much more important. Could position Disney to have Hulu be a legitimate competition to NFLX
[INST] Yeah, I'm listening. No bad news yet. [/INST] Someone ask about the star wars profit. Saw some neckbeard vid about it doing bad
[INST] When I think of whatever I want in women it's Kate Upton or a pick-n-choose IG 'model', not some average looking sadist lol [/INST] You dont take IG skanks to Galas , you bang them on your yacht and then have aqua uber take them to their shitty houses
[INST] I only trade Cisco because I'm poor and afraid of change. I did however sell a few OTM puts so I could buy some OTM calls all FD's of course because I'm a piece of shit. Still heavy on puts but at least if the market loves us leaving Iran deal I survive to YOLO another day. [/INST] They print money selling sfp's for the smartnet.
[INST] > ETFC looks solid will check it out! [/INST] How am I just seeing this wow.
[INST] I'm still up 8% for the year. I just thought I'd try playing earnings this week. [/INST] Premiums are expensive around earnings so if the stock goes sideways you still lose like 20%
[INST] July here too. We'll be alright. [/INST] Go real mine expire may 18th. I’m boned
[INST] i’m pretty asshurt about LMT. i’m one of probably six people who lost money buying calls on that fucking dip [/INST] I'm here too. That sucked ass. I gambled on it being a couple day fluctuation and she kicked me in the cock.
[INST] I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls. [/INST] If I had any other options in my area, I would ditch Comcast in a heartbeat. Those cocksuckers have this whole area on lock down so our speeds and our customer service is shit.
[INST] Ah. He bought OTM as they were very cheap lol [/INST] Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.
[INST] >What are risk adjusted returns [/INST] what are returns
[INST] Thought wrong [/INST] Fuck me
[INST] Nice ER :) calls gonna moon [/INST] Oh yeah so are the shares :)
[INST] I'm probably going to be in rough shape. Vol crush going to crush me. [/INST] Well I have yet to figure out why nobody posts putting $200,000 in shares and closing it just $1 up for an earnings play.. they all do it. you just set a limit order or catch it with ThinkorSwim etc.. I hope you'll be ok tomorrow.
[INST] uh. explain your logic on this one? i have no interest in the company. have never owned the company. dont follow the company. but because i see someone whos 9k investment is now worth 300, and think they should just let it sit until moviepasses next move, i should buy shares now? what the fuck? [/INST] He just wants you to buy his bags
[INST] I didn't even know Trip Advisor was a publicly traded company [/INST] Yeah what the frick? It’s a god damn glorified travel forum with an added booking feature that works sometimes
[INST] I was just commenting on how shit Saudi's military is fren [/INST] Saudi's have money, not guns. They're very happy to share with friendly Sunni groups.
[INST] entry was 0.11, i am shitting right now edit: just watched 100% gains fade to 5%, i’m shitting more [/INST] They’re at .18 rn. That’s more than 5%?
[INST] I guess the iran deal didn't look enough like ivanka. [/INST] but he just fucked the iran deal
[INST] I wasn't trading back then [/INST] 99% of people on this sub weren't trading back then
[INST] I'm sure North Korea & everyone else is taking note that US promises mean squat. >unseating that horrible regime they have. Unseating the only democracy in the Middle east (other than Israel) is a bit hypocritical don't you think? [/INST] They can vote for the ayatollah? No? Shut the fuck up then.
[INST] hey Andrew fuck you [/INST] Thanks bruh
[INST] And the sake of my offshore oil rigs waiting.... [/INST] ESV?
[INST] Lower attendance at Shanghai Disneyland and much greater spending in domestic parks, rather than international parks, compared to last year. Whether that simply means international park construction was completed, I don't know, but there was a implication of a possible backward trend on international parks. [/INST] They are building Star Wars land...
[INST] How do you spend $3,000,000-$28,000,000 per year entirely on food and shelter? You must be retarded. [/INST] Fuck how did you read my options level 3 application
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[INST] Is that you jimmy? [/INST] Henry
[INST] This is actually what happens when people stop taking their meds. [/INST] If this is the outcome when people run out of medication, then I'd say let all the drug manufacturers pull a Valeant and make the drugs unaffordable
[INST] Stop waiting till you run out before getting more. Get a secretary [/INST] Paper is $5. Secretaries probably cost more.
[INST] I didn't realise it was earnings tomorrow. Thanks. I got fucking crushed last one. I might pull out before. [/INST] Tomorrow after close. I've been getting railed out like a cheap hooker for this entire earnings season.