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I'm holding a bit longer
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Same, I'm expecting it to be trading around $60 in 20 days |
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pot and mountains tho
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not called mile high for nothing! |
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i own 5 of those exact contracts. It's fuckin retarded, i bet the stock was worth 0, SEC confirms. I lose?
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I lost 30 put contracts for 5 and 30 for 2.5 in the April expiry and will lose 30 contracts for 5 and 5 contracts for 7.5 in may....if only I got June I would make everything back... |
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but then again, no
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Yes |
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Made me say How the fuck
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They went in frame by frame and swapped out each pixel using an photoshop and video editing software. You can see his elbow that goes in front of the altered text isn't quite right.
Here is the original: https://youtu.be/Q4PE2hSqVnk?t=3m15s |
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Please note that once you buy, it will go down as is tradition
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I'll hold off for y'all. |
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That doesn't sound right
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[obligatory](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/922/662/786.png) |
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Mostly spy and NVDA.
The actual amount isn't heartbreaking, but the percent loss is just like what? How
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Hey OP we are all asking the same question. WTF were your trades. |
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Bought at 14.14 and finna buy more. Winner's stock.
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I bought in at 13.5 and was very tempted to sell today now that they're hovering > 15 |
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HAHAHA this guy is legit retarded
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;( |
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Those last three check marks apply to most of the posters in this sub.
You know what they say about people in glass houses, right?
That you should take fist full of glass shards, and eat them.
Try it out some time.
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I bet, on average, we have higher IQ and way higher self-control. People here will hold options until their once profitable trades become worthless. Delayed gratification. We are not retards, just autists and gambling degenerates. Except for the immigrants from r/latestagecapitalism. Those are actually retarded. |
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Mine are up 200%. Bought monday for .04 and sold today for .14
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I should have sold at .20 this morning \- thinking tomorrow it goes over strike. |
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He also claims to have a 15.5k either short or that much worth in puts. He *claims* but refuses to post proof. He is a broke fag who likes to LARP like he has money and knows what he's talking about.
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[Great job poopDOLLLA](https://imgur.com/gallery/no1aYZc) |
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The market feels like pre 2008 all over again when everyone had tons of disposable income and chased for profits. I like it.
After MU hits $60, I am gonna start cleaning my portfolio and play super conservative.
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Finally a bear |
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>Can anyone explain why this company only has a P/E of 6.7? It's making so much freaking cash, why isn't it at like 15-20
Do...do you think that higher P/E ratios are better lol?
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Low p/e means investors think it’s a stagnant company. So I’m asking why do investor think it’s stagnant |
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* Puts down phone. Walks disheartened out of gay club *
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You can be my girl bb |
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I felt it was my duty after reading this sub often.
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Fuck off you autistic fag, also welcome to the club. |
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Canadian mortgages are full-recourse (except in Alberta), there will be blood in the streets.
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does that make the rates lower? |
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I think the name is pretty dope
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Sounds too much like jaundice. |
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O
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T |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Restaurant_at_the_End_of_the_Universe
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42? |
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I'm so irritated. I should have left Chipotle alone and especially in the timeframe I did. I don't even have a shit ER to pray for.
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Did you think Chipotle was a pump and dump? Why would you fight the trend like that? |
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How much for your services sir?
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2 mu October 55c |
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better today than i was 2 weeks ago
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Yo same bro |
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Other institutional buyers would buy up the discounts.
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Not if they are baby boomers. It says right there in the OP.
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That was my plan too. I feel like today was a little too bullish on no news other than that analyst saying cash apps downloads were more than Venmo in the last month or so. Least I didn’t yolo on the short I entered today.
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Look at the chart. Literally straight green for 2+ weeks. Gambler's fallacy and all but at some point it's gotta be too good to be true right? |
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One of us. We accept you one of us.
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GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOOBLE GOBBLE! |
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Also, have you considered private school? If you need to live in a more expensive area with higher property taxes for a good public school, it may actually be cheaper to live in a cheaper area and just send your kids to a good private school.
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i am leaning that way. |
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Just pick something to go all in with the 200 bucks
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Lol I will post until I lose everything |
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Earnings going up
Stock already beaten down so badly
Bad news expected, anything else and it moons
I have 6 calls I've been bagholding, down 50% currently
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WMT is expected to beat |
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Does cash count?
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Sure, cash is a meme. |
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How do you lose more than 100% of your investment?
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Yeah how?? |
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spy and most major index.
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Don’t forget UVXY! |
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this is true, either way good luck with everything! sure it will all work out, going about it very pragmatically
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Thanks man, I’m an over thinker as you can see in that block of text |
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13k in collateral to make a $360 gain though? A 2.7% return on 13k? He'd probably have been better off just outright buying AAPL.
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I agree, this trade on its own is not an effective use of capital, but it can be hedged without needing that much more in collateral. I would morph the position into a short strangle, higher chance of profit. |
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Self study is the key to long term success.
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O ive studied myself plenty m8
Late nights spent on pornhub with the ky jelly |
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buy FD put. mrkt red tmrw. get rich. fck bitches.
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Ahhh |
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Then you should be asking the government for a refund quarterly
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You can also get free food from the government, be sure to ask about their EBT Club |
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That was a younger, more ambitious me. I’ve matured a lot since the last MU run up
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Haven’t we all. I like the NVDA position as well. Options are so pricey but I have them sitting at around $300, but will they get there in a month? Might pick some up |
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Curse is broken. TMUS two days in a row. Rocket ship ready to take off back to $65
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Good call dude |
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damn man you can at least be bearish on something...
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He is bearish...
On his portfolio. |
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I had a strategy market goes up x amt I buy puts... market goes down x amt I buy calls. Usually I bought far enough out that the swings were bearable 20k-50k... not this time.
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You remind of me last year. The strategy worked until it didn't work. And just with a few big trades it wiped all the gains and then some more.
Now I'm back in the game with much smaller bets. No,more than 10k per trade |
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So if I wanted/needed to leave, I wouldn't be staring at such a huge number to get out. Not the right move numbers-wise I suppose, but better for peace of mind.
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Dont short sales exist for this exact reason?
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~2500
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I’m about to ask a real retarded question, borderline dumbass: why does your “all time” appear in green when it looks like youre are currently under where you started ? |
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Explanation - I've been staring at this page on and off all day, and the bid ask spread was normal, with the option price displaying as the average between those. Twice during the day, the price just plummeted, and the cause was someone placing an essentially unfillable buy order, presumeably as a troll. This doesn't effect the 'actual' price you'd pay if you bought a contract, I know, just the displayed price.
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I do the troll bids all the time. Sometimes it’s so annoying if you do a single contract they’ll buy it just to make you fuck off. |
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Did you forget about the dude that lost 4mil on XIV?
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Yeah that dude that lost 4m on xiv was the only thing that keeps me going after losing 50k on xiv myself.
Fuck this current volatility. |
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Neck and neck. MMs have running bets on first to 60. Oh mu gets an upgrade today? Fuck it let's let sq climb 5% too.
Difference is mu doesn't give af about 60. We got our eyes on 70 😎
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Ni🔯🔯a this bitch going to 90 by EOY |
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Tldr;
>And according to marketing company WebPageFX, nearly 85% of consumers say the main reason they choose one product over the other is color. Another 80% said that colors are what give brands that memorable stamp of recognition.
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The average consumer is a moron. |
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Are those Jan. 2020 $90s?
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Fuck yeah they are. Only 5.40 too. |
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Shit i wish i lost an amount like that.. am i the only poor person in this reddit with a 2k YOLO robinhood balance?
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Surely you don't want it because it ruins your game. I made so much more than my day job, but i feel depressed most of the time because of the roller coaster. I deleted most of my past posts but you can see some of them when I gained 20-30k every other week for few months.
Then it all got wiped out in just few bog trades that gone wrong.
Playing spx option is really not for the faint-hearted |
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Did you calculate pouring money into the gaping pit called home maintenance?
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Considering I have spent 12,000 on repairs in 8 years in my house. New fireplace, new hvac, new roofing insurance claim, 3 appliances and 2 rooms of flooring yea I did. I still come out ahead. |
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Greatest investor of all time. I'm pretty sure he said to put all your money in gold once
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Didnt he actually make a lot of money of selling covered calls before the internet bubble popped? |
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glengarry glen ross.. the actual scene is gold
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Is the movie worth a watch overall? |
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Just Sayin’
EDIT: He deleted his account. LOL stupid white kids. He probably lives in suburbia, his dad is still married to his mom, eats terribly unseasoned chicken, never saw a day of struggle but somehow wants to glorify hood culture. SMH. Gotta love the rap generation of white kids.
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Lol y did he delete? |
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[done and done ](https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/8jytsz/our_fearless_leader/?st=JH9N03TH&sh=028c960a)
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lol. they bought it. |
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I need to talk with my wife... actually I'd like to talk to a mortgage broker, anybody you recommend?
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Bitch better like me, sent her ass to Cabo |
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if you wake me up
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G |
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Yeah but the garbage is only trash if you sell.
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Jesus said that right? |
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Better Call Margin
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Holy shit |
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bruh you are bitchng about 3% 10 year Ts but they are Institutional investors out there buying 30 years Ts at same 3%.
And people think Institutional investors are intelligent.
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Maybe they’re buying because they think rates will decline in the future and they can sell the bonds for a gain you window licker. |
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>Why would you buy calls $3 in the money?
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It's like buying the stock with leverage |
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US markets don't even have a lunch break. Don't bitch
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other markets have lunch breaks wtf |
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Just curious, what prompted you to buy them back at close?
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Price action at end of the day and the way it bounced of off 160 level. 160 was resistance before and became (after yesterday) a support level. |
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Literally my only concern. There is no way all of us could be right about something. Unless it's about the innocence of our boy Shkreli.
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Mm i seem to remember everybody bitched and moaned and said “MEME STOCK!!!” the first time to $60, and when they were proven to be omega cucks, they silently 180’d and became stage 3 dildo concealing MU cheerleaders. |
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Same, I'm expecting it to be trading around $60 in 20 days
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$68 |
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Dude sell the 5/18s what are you doing??
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Planning to at open |
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up another 70 cents AH as we speak
get a good macro environment and a decent beat and you should get a nice chance at cashing out on morning spike
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Just need 5% morning spike to get him almost $1MM cash man |
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really stupid take
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You're a Celtics fan; your opinion is irrelevant. |
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but didn't Tepper increase his MU ?
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Yes and he bought an NFL team |
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Data looks pretty good from ASCO abstracts, I bet its up tomorrow
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i might miss the rocket. send the moonpeople my best |
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We shall see. July calls are just about even using intrinsic value so I need the run to continue to start making real gains on those. Tempted to roll up to Jan calls but I’m hoping this will run more first. My (what I thought was conservative at the time) PT for July was $75 with what I thought was a reasonable stretch goal of $85
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Investment ≠ speculation. Says the broke highschool student to a millionaire. What is Reddit. |
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Less risk, recession proof, room for reasonable growth (in business terms), low volatility, dividends, durable competitive advantage, capital, high credit rating
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Good reasons to buy underlying not june calls |
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Literally
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https://johorbahru.okit247.com/c/u/jo/ho/rbahru/2017/02/trainphoto.jpg |
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Bitch better like me, sent her ass to Cabo
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I focus on immigrants, you know, once they find out they're getting a home they sign where you tell them to sign. |
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Way to dream big.
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The important thing is he isn't going to bitch about the system. |
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lol. they bought it.
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Top post is asking for sources. |
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Asking for a friend, do wash sales apply the same way to unexercised options as they do to stock?
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Yes. |
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With Alzheimer
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That developed after the stroke... |
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Valid point. This isn't a risk free strategy, being that he still needs to own the stonks
Edit: Wait it's SPY so he's good to go
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And even if it is something speculative you can still do a costless collar. |
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It's fake bro.
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I was being sarcastic. jesus.
fucking hilarious how you are so serious about this. |
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Soooo buy puts?
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I don’t know, I wouldn’t, yet. I’d be taking some profits though. |
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I've already got one of those, hence my username lol. I bought my dream house last year, before I got into trading. I make 12.5x more than that trade per year, doing something im passionate about.
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.7172 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/68736) |
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I think he does this often.
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Lol he's a weirdo. |
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Market cap, earnings growth and forward p/e higher than Amazon's.
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Isn't that akin to comparing Apple to a fruit basket |
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It is shut I’m typing
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This entire exchange was brilliant... |
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It is completely retarded.
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You own 100 shares of amd. you know it always hits $13 then drops back to $10. So you know you want to sell at $13. Instead of setting a sell order at $13 you can just sell a covered call. Someone will pay you like $5 to sell all 100 of your shares at $13 by the end of the week. Unless the price is still under $13 then nothing happens and you pocket $5. |
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F
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A |
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Buy high and sell low homie
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That's for pussies. Buy high and let expire OTM worthless. |
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Haha right? My thoughts exactly. Too bad I'm a degenerate. Oh well, I couldn't do it any other way.
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I take my degenerate winnings and put them in V. Keeps me from getting too leveraged so I still get the rush of big portfolio swings without putting it all on the line. I stay at about 25% value in options and 75% stock equity, most of which is V or NVDA. |
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The price is pretty close and it's not the dumbest thing we've seen
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What would be the dumbest thing we've seen? |
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It’s only a loss if you sell. Stay strong bby.
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Or the stock goes to $0 I guess. |
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People blindly followed the shitty mix tape.
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12 month PT is 350, not too stupid to think it will drop short term, which it will. It just needs a catalyst. |
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Own Intel. Waited on earnings from Cisco as they seemed to be too priced in, possibly get into that. Will take a look at Juniper. Thanks
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Juniper is basically dead on the security side - look at how much market share they've lost over the past 3 years.
Cisco's core business is strong but their security offerings are mostly bolted-on acquisitions and starting to heavily lose share as well.
Intel... not much business on the security side unless I'm forgetting something after the McAfee divestiture |
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Goodbye
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https://youtu.be/vjcp1klct6M?t=5 |
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Dude I have been saying that shit since 2011.
It's insane, I had to move away because I couldn't hang
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If you had bought in 2011 you'd be singing a different tune. |
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Hey, BimmerBismarck, just a quick heads-up:
**alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**.
Have a nice day!
^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment.
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alot |
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The day wsb isn’t declaring a bull market is the day we should probably run for the hills
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It'll probably happen here first because people are talented at losing money, so its sort of an early predictor. Once WSB says the market is going bye bye, we all run before the others catch up! |
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Yep you're the guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/803y46/rtrd_wsb_etf_week_13_not_much_has_happened
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I'm offended that someone had to go and check |
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short term, just because economy is doing great. as far as I know I don't see any 'modernization' or push towards an online platform that major brick and mortar retailers like $TGT $WMT $BBY are doing. On top of that, Amazon Fashion is eating their market share. next crash and Macy will hurt even worse than '08
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Up over 2% in premarket |
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But also one more, the call writer
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How do you know they're all one entity? Could've been a multiple of people filling that order. |
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