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[INST] He bought convertible bonds, not shares. Lol [/INST] Yeah, If anything he’s short.
[INST] You think there's a 0% chance it'll pull back up a bit on Monday? I bought around 10k worth of calls when it fell to around $277. Looked like a solid support but fell through right after. I was planning on selling calls Monday. Fuck. [/INST] It might be pull back. But I don't think the fall is over yet.
[INST] That would be beautiful.. and retarded. [/INST] 80% retarded rule
[INST] Are you from Alabama? Clearly you can't be, because ain't shit would choose to go to Montgomery over Huntsville or Birmingham. [/INST] The joke
[INST] >Student loans have to crash at some point- there is no way around it. They're not dischargeable through bankruptcy, why do they have to crash? [/INST] There are currently on going lawsuits with bankruptcy being a way out that have won recently.
[INST] LOL so tell us, how does it feel to be retarded? [/INST] Well by the looks of it. This sub is a dumpster fire of shitty investors and meme stocks. I feel good. My money is doing well. No debt. Got a house. So suck my balls while I listen to dave Ramsey podcast and you might really get me off
[INST] this guy faggots [/INST] Even worse, I was slightly (~$150.00) in the money and figured I’d wait a tad more. Now it’s fucking -$620.00 and Monday better help me.
[INST] This is such a naive take lol. Teach yourself about the ERM and stop making statements that belong in r/lsc. [/INST] Except, you know, George Soros has gone on record as suggesting exactly what /u/Gustavus_Arthur said and even wrote a fucking book about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflexivity_(social_theory)#In_economics
[INST] No axis, pls fix. Thx. [/INST] Y axis on the right = -infinite
[INST] who's saying its going to fall 20% further than it already has? [/INST] If they reduce the dividend payout it might very well do another -20% and you're doubly fucked since it stops being a dividend aristocrat. I'm just saying this is not a fool proof strategy. Just look at what happened to GE. Had some T myself, luckily I sold a covered call atm and bought otm puts with some of the proceeds one day after last ex-dividend day. Could capture the dividend while staying almost neutral to the stock's movements.
[INST] Applied Materials designs and builds the assembly lines that manufacture silicon chips like computer processors. Faggot. [/INST] Sounds like pussies that aren’t as cool as $MU
[INST] *To be fair*, you have to have a very high IQ to understand credit scores. [/INST] Equifax treats me like shit while the rest suck my dick. Nice 680 you got there with everyone else, don't mind me as I report you at 550.....
[INST] Price action at end of the day and the way it bounced of off 160 level. 160 was resistance before and became (after yesterday) a support level. [/INST] Bet you wish you hadn't bought those back huh?
[INST] That's where I got it haha. If you want me to delete it so you can have the cred I will. [/INST] Nah. You good haha.
[INST] I have one other friend that trades so one in two people I know beat the market [/INST] See it's a 50/50 chance of beating the market, you either do or you don't.
[INST] Probably some tech meetup by the looks of it. I follow Tai Lopez on SnapChat for the memes and he's always going to shit like that and trying to trick people into giving him money [/INST] seems to be working, judging by the look of his new new lamborghini
[INST] A dip is a dip, right? Regardless of time frame? Anything in the red. Seriously this sub-reddit is dumber than I thought [/INST] TSLA is eventually going to zero so he's asking what's your time frame between now and zero where you think you can scalp a little profit.
[INST] you mean making the same mistakes [/INST] Cant spell poor with out yolo, or something idk I'm retarded
[INST] Well SOMEONE has to buy it new at some point. [/INST] Yeah, an idiot. Don't be that idiot.
[INST] There is no way that any 'smart money' honestly believed that a trade war would take place under a 100% controlled republican administration. Anyone who was duped into selling on this dip is dumb money. [/INST] Sold ATM high IV puts on BIDU
[INST] Sounds like love at first drunk [/INST] Love at first ~~drunk~~ drank
[INST] Ded [/INST] What about me?
[INST] Ayyy you're the guy I was talking about MU with in r/teenagers [/INST] Yea that was definitely an r/teenagers convo. Extra cringe
[INST] Wow, just like model 3 and S! [/INST] Hey faggot... The model s is about the same price as this newly announced performance model 3... Get the semen out of your eyes and read
[INST] Sorry, still feeling the side effects from my recent vaccinations [/INST] You're supposed to do those daily for max trading performance
[INST] Still waiting for my white privilege to start kicking in...... [/INST] I keep hearing about this white privledge but I'm poor. How do I cash in on it? I'm obviously not using my privilege correctly
[INST] Lol man that’s fucking disgusting. Hilarious. [/INST] Cannot unsee it.
[INST] Don’t worry it was already within you this whole time, determined by your chromosomes! [/INST] +10% chromosomes = +10% stock gains
[INST] You’ll have to teach me how to do that. [/INST] Take viagra. One in the morning and one at night
[INST] FUCK YAH BABY. Papa needs a new Rolex. [/INST] A new rolex?, motherfucker I need a new Ferrari boii. If we not touching M's then it ain't risky enough. Haha
[INST] omg I'd lose all faith in the stonks market if that happened. [/INST] hahaha TSLA somewhere near $50b eval so don't worry yet
[INST] God’s not listening to you [/INST] God hates me.
[INST] Typical Bear [/INST] When people get their cock out and say “Now watch this”, it usually end badly. Your mum has sharp teeth.
[INST] Fuck you. Finna rip bull ALL DAY [/INST] You finna sip on redbull all day? Dam son. Why fuck me tho?
[INST] 10k isn’t enough for emergency repair of our yachts tho [/INST] >implying that I don't have a second yacht to use when the first one needs repairs
[INST] I thought that number seemed low. I don't know a single college that only charges $6k/year. Minimum is usually $10k. [/INST] I paid 4K a semester.
[INST] Ready for tomorrow boys? [/INST] Just sold for 35% gain
[INST] I love $, I hate $FB. There are other places to get $ [/INST] fag
[INST] 😂😂. Just curious, PDT doesn't affect cash accounts does it? [/INST] No, but a cash account can't trade with unsettled funds, which is a huge trade-off. T+2 is rough when your money is being put to work instead of sitting as cash.
[INST] Take viagra. One in the morning and one at night [/INST] ”masterbate”
[INST] My dude, you're missing out. [/INST] what do you do, open it up and input an mp4 url?
[INST] Lol, shut up faggot. You're wrong and market agrees with me. Thanks for the tendies grandpa [/INST] http://amp.timeinc.net/thedrive/news/5207/this-video-reminds-us-that-the-tesla-model-s-is-an-awful-track-car?source=dam Not saying it won't make money...
[INST] probably adobe after effects and/or premier pro [/INST] Wat how does anyone here have enough money for this software
[INST] About half do. Which gets upvoted depends on if we're green or red for the day. [/INST] Right. Not all for sure though.
[INST] You can buy the model x right now if you have the money. [/INST] *Narrator: He doesn't.*
[INST] I'm just trying to tell you how cool I am. And sum up my recent plays. [/INST] Well I did the same thing and lost all my money so I didn’t know if u were trolling me or not lol
[INST] Inflation is happening mostly due to full employment. [/INST] labor force participation rate is still pretty low though, but yeah it would be difficult to have a much lower rate at this point
[INST] Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true [/INST] Obligatory /r/cantwatchscottstots
[INST] Can't believe NVDA is up almost 5 bucks [/INST] Well, fuck. Bunch of pussies sold off.
[INST] But is it fair to not count tech just because it isn't doing well? Sounds kinda like a sports team saying they had a great season when you forget that they lost half Thier games. [/INST] thats why i think its good strategy to instead of investing in SPY, investing in QQQ and BRK.B in similar proportions to the SPY sector allocation
[INST] that was 3 weeks ago. 3 weeks [/INST] Shhh let him buy calls on priced in info.
[INST] I am getting fucking ass raped on my Jan 2020 calls. Down 80%. Management can eat a dick. [/INST] Ya I heard Cramer saying it was a buy at 90 so that’s when I knew it was going to drop more 😂 but honestly that blows I’m surprised they haven’t been able to figure it out
[INST] DOW is american so it uses USD. Edit: really didn’t think I needed the /s [/INST] No the Dow is not in dollars you fuck tard
[INST] If it doesn’t make sense to you or you don’t like it you aren’t the target audience, it’s not that hard everything isn’t made with you in mind. To answer your question tho, it’s Mexicans [/INST] Ever heard of rednecks?
[INST] FAKE DD NEWS. Consumer OLED tvs are minimum 55' fag. Dis is LCD crap. LONG OLED. [/INST] THIS SHIT IS MADE IN CHINA. IF LED WAS BETTER, THE CHINESE WOULD HAVE THEM EVERYWHERE.
[INST] Link no worky [/INST] [https://www.google.com/search?q=%24DOW](https://www.google.com/search?q=%24DOW)
[INST] All except the market's enthusiasm... Staring at the ticker staying flat - so much for getting work done this afternoon... [/INST] It will move when the marketwatch or motleyfool article comes out at the end of the presentation... people dont watch that shit.
[INST] Weekly’s? [/INST] I bought about 3wks ago... I had 4.5 calls I was holding last week... And fucked myself holding
[INST] Properly done, trading commodities stock can be very lucrative. A pity I decided to do it like shit. [/INST] Better be, I'm loading into weed stocks. Gonna have my yacht soon. PS: I'm a fag too.
[INST] I mean, at the end of the day, odds are your degree is gonna be worthless anyhow. [/INST] If you pick a stupid degree
[INST] is there a derivative on this guy's derivative I could get in on? [/INST] Is there a derivative combining different pieces of these two derivatives that I could get in on?
[INST] SHOP wasnt a scandal so much as the lemon party research guy running his short scam [/INST] Eh, point is buy the bad news. OH, I almost forgot INTC that time they did a bad thing.
[INST] US is also said to have pointed discussions with the Russians and Chinese with regards to issuing new debt to Venezuela [/INST] But those two don’t give a shit about democracy. I mean for some reason opposition leaders just get shot when they talk too badly about Putin
[INST] His presentation ability is inversely correlated to Micron's capacity to print stacks. [/INST] stacks of tendies?
[INST] Omg look at those red candles [/INST] jesus christ dude. this is textbook chasing losses due to emotion. i hope you didnt close the puts when you grabbed those calls.
[INST] Rolled a few too many GOOG 1095 6/15 calls last week. Got ravaged Friday. Now thank fuuuuck it I’m selling. [/INST] u know we like seeing losses too? So PSA to peeps with losses: post those, whether you make it back or not! It gives us ego boosts. Thx. ---WSBers
[INST] You aren't special faggot, I was talking in general [/INST] now kiss
[INST] Good call (lol)! Good thing you did too, it's dipping as we predicted! Wait seriously could you order me tendies to eat today? I haven't eaten properly in a while :( [/INST] TENDIES ARE FOR CLOSERS.
[INST] We were all born a month too early [/INST] My mom was 46 when I was conceived. I don’t look like my dad.
[INST] HR needs to stop bothering me with phone calls or I'm nevergoing to finish [/INST] Edging is a way of life. Keep submitting more paperwork to HR so they keep calling.
[INST] Edging is fun [/INST] I knew a girl who totally got off on that. It was strange.
[INST] That is what I'm afraid of. This week I will keep my eye on news and his shitty Twitter account. I kinda like my current tendies. [/INST] Is this code for long TWTR and FOXA?
[INST] Why not buy a fresh one? unless you can get yours back for 80k [/INST] yea you can go all in and just not buy one until you need it and hope the one you have left makes it till you die for another reason.
[INST] Not really, they're all going to ITT Tech [/INST] Trump University.
[INST] what's that [/INST] Another word for derivative
[INST] I haven't been that red guy... yet. [/INST] I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing.
[INST] Exactly [/INST] soro tori da
[INST] Liver is the only organ that regenerates outside your skin. Free money. [/INST] Submit this to r/churning
[INST] not really, China doesn't care about their populous... We do, the 'math' is their favor, but the reality, is if Chain cuts off our 'toys' Americans will fucking flip... China went in and said 'we going to cut off all your smartphones and computers' the negotiators went 'oh shit...' We have ZERO power over China especially if the Republicans want to win midterms... [/INST] fiji_taku has literally 6 publicly viewable comments on 2000 karma as of may 21 2018 dude's a fucking troll
[INST] That almost happened in Y2K but we updated all the computers to accept more money. [/INST] Not the irs. They only accept checks of 999,999,999
[INST] At least when you have plastic shit you have something to throw away later. [/INST] Does throwing away hopes and dreams count?
[INST] I also don't understand why it's dropped so far. Can someone give me a good ELI5, preferably with a decent amount of verbal abuse a homosexual slurs? [/INST] Their COO, Qi Lu used to be a Microsoft executive and was a 'star hire' by Baidu. Left after less than 2 years and is their 'AI expert' which Baidu is trying to captailize on instead of their shit search engine.
[INST] I bought it the day before Zuck testified because I realized that the only way it was not going up is if he had an autistic fit during the testimony. But the dude can easily afford to get the best coaching/prep in the world for whatever testimonies and speeches. [/INST] You would think that about Trump as well, so you can't be too sure
[INST] Hey, supermanmustdie, just a quick heads-up: **seperate** is actually spelled **separate**. You can remember it by **-par- in the middle**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Stfu
[INST] Inflation at the time was crazy so [real returns](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/realrateofreturn.asp) ended up more modest. [/INST] Not to mention that since the Great Depression savings rates have never been 28%. Prime rate didn’t exceed 20% in the 70’s and banks pay far less than prime on savings. https://www.gobankingrates.com/banking/interest-rates/see-interest-rates-last-100-years/
[INST] wtf you looking at faggot? [/INST] Hopefully OP is eye level w/ CEO’s waistline
[INST] For Model X I'd do it. [/INST] I'll do it for a model 3.
[INST] You should be happy about that, it’s good keep it up and consistent [/INST] That's what she said
[INST] Well I did the same thing and lost all my money so I didn’t know if u were trolling me or not lol [/INST] I feel that man. Last week was rough for me.
[INST] I went from 7k->350k in two weeks. 350k->-13k in 20 mins. All in everytime 2-5 day expiry spy calls and puts playing intraday peaks and dips in February. I drank for about two months straight and I'm still in the hole. But MU is going to save me [/INST] 7k to 350k. Wow you must have been feeling pretty great. I know that feeling, but on a much smaller scale.
[INST] What is this? A TV for ants? [/INST] Lot of people in the room? You need more space? Walah, right into the wall. Sometimes OP will just stand there and watch television for hours.
[INST] (Ron Howard as narrator): however it was not from lack of trying unfortunately yolo options trades rarely go as planned [/INST] Works better with Ron Jeremy as narrator.
[INST] How many ft lbs? [/INST] Tree fiddy
[INST] My grandpa does. [/INST] has gramps every heard of scrap metal
[INST] Goodbye. [/INST] Well if y’all are now dead, y’all won’t be needing your mouths *unzips*
[INST] Ball out and buy a phone charger [/INST] goddamn he's trading with 1% battery WTF
[INST] $85 strike July calls. Had to read that twice. Lemme guess. You got $25 AMD calls as well expiring in a few months? Lord help this man's autism. [/INST] 🤦‍♂️😂 Classic Hinduhamma. You are my fav.
[INST] Oh you ridin. [/INST] Chicken is back on the menu!
[INST] I’d do your own research but I’m still really bullish. With Iran sanctions, Venezuela news, etc we could see $4/gallon this summer. CHK was trading at $25 at that price and they’ve really trimmed a lot of fat since then. [/INST] Look at price of oil per barrel, gasoline prices aren’t as good of an indicator.