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[INST] God I fucking hope we see 300 by Friday. I lost 30% of my account today and bought some Musky FDs to try and save my ass [/INST] $$$$$
[INST] I'm already bag holding MJ @ $36 something. [/INST] 'Shame' *ding ding*
[INST] Me too. A few big gains, only big loser is MU \(WTF!\). Are you going to take the WFC profits or let them ride? [/INST] I’ll pulled out of MU ten mins after the market opened lol made a quick buck and I’ll buy back later today. WFC is a bit harder to grasp, their trends are all fucky. I’ll hold onto them until almost closing time and probably sell. Happy to have made two profits in one day, all on vacation nonetheless
[INST] No one countered your argument, they just poked fun at you implying that the collegestudent was investing. [/INST] Is English not your first language or something? What you've been posting doesn't mesh with anything that happened contextually.
[INST] I haven’t learned imgur yet. Ain’t afraid to say $tho got some huge gain potentials. Printing money over there [/INST] just write out your positions
[INST] Anecdotal at best but it feels like literally all of my nephews and nieces take summer school just to get ahead nowadays. University is a year-round thing anyway. Shit is way too competitive [/INST] What? I graduated in 2011 and almost nobody did unless you failed a class. Summer was time for internships and jobs.
[INST] Possibly stupid question inbound: For those Jan19 80C, the quantity is -514. Does this mean that you wrote those calls? [/INST] yes, I did a bull call spread buying Jan 70's and selling Jan 80's
[INST] What should a late 20s autist be doing now to become a Marty in 10 years? Reading 'The Intelligent Investor'? Masturbating in public? Something different entirely??? [/INST] be smart, build a career, build a nice bankroll with which to invest.
[INST] I honestly don’t know what this means [/INST] Can't walk downstairs to see your family if you live in your parents' basement *pointsathead.gif*
[INST] No. I was only up $1,370 at the top. But that's still a big loss for someone fucking poor like me. I'm riding MU though. Just bought another 6/22 call at the dip. [/INST] That makes zero sense based on the graph honestly but I believe you. Best of luck, I don't have the balls to buy MU right now
[INST] As terrible as the advice was, the original post seems like the dad was already reluctant about diversifying [/INST] After 50s u should stop yoloing and just switch to gay shit like spy and voo. It isn’t pulling shit like Marty and yolo a couple mill on mu. Retirement isn’t worth fucking around in
[INST] AMAT is getting raped today [/INST] Only up 30% now:(
[INST] why do ur mom **gay** [/INST] That user be in more pain then a small child’s anus after Ronald McFondled finger fucked his tiny hole!
[INST] How you feeling now? [/INST] i feel great
[INST] >“I’ve been at CR for 19 years and tested more than 1,000 cars,” said Jake Fisher, director of auto testing at Consumer Reports, “and I’ve never seen a car that could improve its track performance with an over-the-air update.” [/INST] That’s caz auto makers r gay and don’t want support older models. I hate how “built in gps” become out of date and u have to pay for updates while gmaps is free
[INST] Probably closer to holding several dicks and simultaneously jerking them off, a la season 1 finale of Silicon Valley. [/INST] Capri Sun rusty trombone ....michael cera?
[INST] Already dropping, fuck [/INST] Since I posted this, MU has dropped over 2%. RIP
[INST] https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005656423-Expiration-Exercise-and-Assignment >If you don’t have enough buying power to exercise your option, we’ll attempt to sell the contract in the market for you about 1 hour before it expires. That?? [/INST] Yep, tho I’d email them when I wanted it sold just to make sure.
[INST] Hey guess what sold them at .20 my calls today.... [/INST] Nice. I still don't think it was a good trade, but glad you were able to break even.
[INST] I need to stop looking at it bc I sold at $1.31 and now it’s around $1.69 [/INST] Fockkkkk
[INST] I lost money FOMOing MU once before. Never again. I'll buy MU back when it reaches 20. [/INST] Can I use your time machine when you're done?
[INST] With the cash they have on hand, more acquisitions are coming. Huge room to run [/INST] Thanks boi
[INST] not losing money is just as important as making money [/INST] Not making out with your sister is just ad important as getting a blow job?
[INST] Heard you the first time. [/INST] Haha. Faggot
[INST] comparing to netflix it has higher subscriber #s right? so valuation at less than half of netflixes valuation isn't insane [/INST] iQiyi is more like a combination of YouTube and Netflix. Only a small portion of it's active users buy the premium subscription. Most of its revenue is from ads, like YouTube. It does have at least 400M active monthly users, though. I think $70B valuation by this year is way too much of a stretch, but I do also have $20 Sept calls with 200%+ gains.
[INST] this tanked in the last few days the tip was late! [/INST] Down 10% today.
[INST] I mean I'm all in on $MU except $2k split between $MSFT and $BAC so if $MU doesn't explode, I'll go for $ROPE [/INST] turn to DOPE instead 👌
[INST] tMUs [/INST] tendieMUsanjay
[INST] RIP NIGGUH [/INST] My man, you got way to go before it hits $55.
[INST] Charles Schlob on my Knob [/INST] Yeah. My replies on reddit app got added as comments for some reason
[INST] I’d love to see you do that.. My mom used to work for Micron (accountant 20 yrs ago), I’ve personally done work for them (CNC machine work), so not only do I believe fundamentally in them, they also hit close to home.. I’m riding along with you sir, hoping we all make it to our goals.. [/INST] I applied to a handful of engineer positions at Micron... and they rejected me for all of them. Those fuckers. No but seriously I still love you $MU. At least their shares and these calls are paying me.
[INST] Enlighten me on how not to do that [/INST] Buy low sell high
[INST] I'm grabbing some BAC as well. Right on the 200 day MA [/INST] I got 7/20 30 strike yesterday
[INST] He was a Nazi collaborator which wasn't all too uncommon. Basically ze Germans got local kids to tattle on all the other Jews in exchange for either money or candy or whatever. If you've ever interacted with children you won't find this far fetched at all. The little picks aren't exactly what you'd call 'morally sound.' [/INST] HE WAS 8 wtf are you talking about Nazi collaborator? are you insane? what proof or document could possible have shown what you are saying as fact? you either literally making shit up or so dumb you believed some one else who made it up.. lol and you wonder why people take folks like you as a joke?
[INST] What do you qualify as on your way. [/INST] Google searched Yachts, and clicked on images.
[INST] Thank you for losing money so I can gain. 👍 [/INST] Lulz
[INST] The numbers were fine, top and bottom lines beat handily. Guidance was within range, but lower than the top end of estimates. The most concerning factor was deterioration in margin, but bottom line was still able to beat despite the lower margin, so I think a 13% drop is overdone. I don't expect to make back all my money, but I think I can get back more than half by buying into lower-striked calls w/ shorter duration. [/INST] Wish you luck on the recovery.
[INST] They announce earnings AH on the 20th. Take a look at March 22nd [/INST] Thanks!
[INST] We are the people that should be put on the gambling billboards, not some hot bitch with blonde hair. [/INST] Just like to point out if you had taken my advice you’d be up ~83% right now
[INST] But I bought more calls this morning and they should only go up /s [/INST] My account had almost a 50% drawdown today because of this thought. Fingers crossed and anus clenched for conference tonight.
[INST] one day it will go up, i feel it in my loins [/INST] It goes up every day for like 30 minutes then it bleeds it's way back down.
[INST] So like, do you make a shit ton of money? Trying to figure out how you got there. [/INST] I believe he’s a computer programmer. Probably makes decent money but is not rich. He’s been riding the market up for the last few years if I remember correctly (first in stock, then moved into options.) It’s all in his comment history if you go back far enough.
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[INST] Not sure tbh. The call prices seem high af considering it just tanked. I’m a noob when it comes to options. Some of the other slightly less autistic fags around here can probably give you a better answer. [/INST] Yeah that's what I was thinking, while some of the put prices are in the money already.
[INST] Couldn’t any news on it until just now. Seems like the clinical trial is on hold. Doesn’t seem like it failed. “Expected to initiate trial in the second half of 2018” [/INST] Nothing failed, trial halted by FDA, waiting for more info from CRSP and Vertex.
[INST] Did you get citizenship/are you planning to? P.s. Got dat english already in check bOi [/INST] As soon as I bave a real job I will start lookinh into getting citizenship
[INST] Fat gains today on ETP bro. Sector rotations 😎👌 [/INST] Whatever works for you my friend :) I miss shitloads of gains everywhere and even on my own trades. The beauty of trading comes from not having to worry about missed opportunities, but turning profit on most or even all of the shots you take.
[INST] Yea it hasn’t failed a trial only put on hold. CRSPY tendies on sale. [/INST] wow you clearly know nothing about clinical/regulatory stage biotech. why are you in this shit?
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[INST] RH enables the autistic ability to call TSLA options with your mother's dream house, leveraged 1000x with an expected increase of $5 a share. RH should partner with Autism Awareness. Edit: That mother ain't getting a damn dream house unless some other Robinhood saves her ass. By then, TSLA will be owned by Johnson & Johnson. [/INST] So we should take some long Johnson & Johnson?
[INST] TARRIFS ON EU STEEL. RIP SPY CALLS [/INST] Because the EU exports SO. MUCH. STEEL. Edit: After carefully researching this subject for a entire quarter of an hour it seems that the EU is 2nd behind China by a measly, insignificant, stupidly low amount. China only exports 49% of the global steel industry. Whereas the entire EU exports just above 10%.
[INST] While MU was 64? Or while MU was 61? [/INST] While mu was a bit over 64. Had close to a 50% drawdown at the bottom today.
[INST] Mars or $ROPE [/INST] I’ll ask them their thoughts on $ROPE
[INST] You have no chance of getting that back. 5c whatevs but you'll end up doing it with $500 when you get cocky [/INST] I'm fine with that. Was just dicking around with a new stock.
[INST] I personally hate everything about AAPL stock so im shorting it for huge losses on my end. Again. [/INST] Jesus Christ if you don’t like it just don’t even touch it, why would you short something so objectively good?
[INST] Stop being high, or whatever passes for that in your retarded neck of the woods. > Yerp. If inflation is over the yield, you lose money. >however due to inflation, after two years, the exchange rate is now 1/1190th of what it was They're predicting that the inflation rate will come down over 10 years but not 2 years. That, or the market's as retarded as we are. [/INST] The first year’s interest on the 2 year bond is a shitload more than the 10 years of interest on the 10 year bond. I’m guessing the 10 yr bond hasn’t been sold in a while and just doesn’t reflect reality. Annual inflation is like 23,000% or something.
[INST] Try and buy puts at the top. This is getting pumped and will have a decent pullback... Gotta time it Gl fam [/INST] Hoping I can sell my calls tomorrow, this shit is going to give me an ulcer.
[INST] This is the confirmation bias I come here for. Strike and dates? [/INST] https://imgur.com/a/0IWwECe We moon or we die
[INST] I’ve clawed my way back from 50k+ losses twice and I’m much smarter now and mostly investing in MU and “____ of China” stocks. It’s possible. [/INST] That's insane man. I'd have given up on trading/investing after losing so much a second time. How long did you take to recover each time?
[INST] Finally my autism will be cured 🤪 [/INST] hate to break it to you, but rope has been legal for a while.
[INST] Tendies are still CRSPY, they’re just on sale [/INST] they burnt af bruh
[INST] How does the legalization vote look? Promising or up in the air? I haven't followed it much. If that goes through, Canopy is going to be looking good. Any outlook on $CRON? Worth grabbing a few shares to play with? [/INST] Promising if there was doubt Canopy would be worth alot less. Like I said, Liberals need this to succeed. I dont know enough about cron to comment. I only follow Canopy, Aurora and Aphiria. However if june 7th becomes as good as we hope, all marijuana stocks will get a massive boon, regardless of which
[INST] ouch, glad I sold today [/INST] Got in and backed out before all the gains then loses. Made 2% lol
[INST] $42 [/INST] any plans to keep average down shares?
[INST] Seems like good timing [/INST] you were right. A mere -25% return in one day. I can already taste the leftovers.
[INST] 1PM ET. http://investors.micron.com/events.cfm [/INST] Thanks man
[INST] That’s my plan. I’m comfortable bagholding BAC [/INST] Great idea. Great premium for a stock that isnt bad to hold if you get assigned. I’ll be looking at the chain tomorrow.
[INST] M A D L A D [/INST] It’s genius tbh. Tbexpiees after Canada votes in legalizations . And it’s supposed to pass
[INST] Me 3 [/INST] I somehow managed to sell my 7/20 $60C at today's peak (+200%). Then reloaded with a 7/4 $64C after the dump, which ended up 4.5%.
[INST] Dear degenerate gamblers. Do you like the thrill of risking money or making money? [/INST] Yes
[INST] Buy low sell high [/INST] Do it for the tendies!
[INST] They’re cheap as fuck because not even the basic hoes want their products. Understand the market you’re playing. Numbers might look fine but I don’t see demand for KORS products or their reputation getting any better. [/INST] *shrug* I play value, it's how I was trained. I see P/E of 17, compared to industry average 20-40 and I'll throw a few dollars on the table.
[INST] All in CROX [/INST] Fake. Crocs wont last. Everyone knows socks with sandals is peak performance summer footwear.
[INST] They're calling it VLN(Very low nicotine) tobacco. Basically cigs with little to no addiction. The worst possible thing for tobacco companies. Cigs already on the decline due to public opinion, rise of electronic cigarettes. [/INST] I doubt it will happen.. free market warriors going to die on that hill. Whats next, limiting the amount of alcohol in whisky? they won't let them open that door. Now a company that makes VLN cigs specifically as a smoking alternative could potentially be an interesting market
[INST] I guess I could use my 60k in AMD profits to buy a new one...But why would I do that when I have this one? [/INST] yo use those profits for same hater blockas and chill out.
[INST] Most policies don’t let u cash in on suicide till after two years [/INST] > Most I gotchu.
[INST] You really fucked up [/INST] big foul.
[INST] Literally everyone CAN do that. They just choose not to. Fucking fags I say. [/INST] Can confirm I can do upwards of 70 but choose not to
[INST] 1. Inflation projected to run slightly higher than 2% 1. Ally savings account at 1.6% 1. /r/personalfinance cucks saying dumb shit like 'Ally only goes up.' [/INST] Probably over half the people who trade options on this sub lose money or barely break even lol
[INST] Hmm decision time on whether to sell my gains for June and wait for further dip [/INST] You won’t be upset if you take gains. You will be upset if you have losses. 5% drop in 3 days is usually a sell signal. If it’s actually related to ms today it will prob go lower as portfolios are rebalanced and profits are taken.
[INST] We didnt even go much above the previous high in march. And now we have buybacks and all the other insanely good news. Mu is really a weak sauce stock. [/INST] .... yes it did. For a moment.... then it “didn’t feel so good” after analyst thanos snapped his cock wrangling fingers
[INST] What is ally ? [/INST] 1.6% savings account
[INST] I kept quite a bit of my account liquid incase this happened. BTFD [/INST] I sold yday. To everyone else, Welcome to thursday ya cunts! You think it would be green today!?
[INST] Exactly [/INST] But maybe it won't split. Next year?
[INST] Strategic shit. Wish I could find an agenda for the conference but I can’t. As for tomorrow I don’t see anything in their calendar [/INST] This one? http://investors.micron.com/disclaimer.cfm?eventid=188905
[INST] No one who trades short vol reads the prospectus weren't you here a few months ago [/INST] Too real homie
[INST] I thought you had a lot more money from your Amazon gainz [/INST] ? I'm saying the puts of $MU only cost a few cents because I bought them when it was around $63 or something..
[INST] And only 8000 taxable events you need to track now! [/INST] this is what worries me the most.
[INST] That would probably go down in value in this environment too lol. With half a mil though? Just throw that shit in coca-cola and collect dividends till you die. [/INST] They'd go down, but *less*.
[INST] Stupid question... But can you donate to for-profit firms like that? Can you hit up GS and be like 'yo here's some free money' and would they accept? If so, would that actually count as charity on your taxes? [/INST] It's the short term capital loss ordinary income deduction max.
[INST] a simple thing called compounded gains [/INST] More like.. compound losses. Inflation is going to kick his ass.
[INST] Can’t find toilet paper there... that’s why they use money. [/INST] 💸 🌈 ❤️ S O C I A L I S M ❤️ 🌈 💸
[INST] July 20th, half my account is MU $75 strikes see you on the moon [/INST] Why would you buy so far out of the money? Damn
[INST] DONG [/INST] The Long Dong of Elon
[INST] How can you resist though? [/INST] Lose money lol
[INST] My man, you got way to go before it hits $55. [/INST] 60.6 pre. 58 today? Although the 62.5 puts I added yesterday are already up 600%. Fuck it cashing out, buying BIDU Calls.
[INST] Too bad buddy I closed my outs that I bought yesterday for $1800 Got proof in pictures coming.. Now I'm down - $1200 on the calls but I got 15 days for those to get back up [/INST] How did you know to buy yesterday? I didn’t hear about downgrade until this morning
[INST] Ant Financial IPO has much more potential than Uber IPO imho. [/INST] I think that’s a fair opinion. Is there an estimated date for when the IPO? I’ve tried googling and couldn’t really find much regarding a date beside a general 2018
[INST] ....and this is why my SPY calls are sinking. [/INST] He said he wants to maintain his trade policy until there are no more Mercedes cars on Fifth Avenue. You are absolutely fucked.
[INST] Wait...so Wydham bought them, so what happens now to the calls? Worthless? [/INST] Shit, how much did you lose?