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Open an account with TD Ameritrade, throw $5 into it, and then use Think or Swim.
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Yeah then just use thinkorswim.. It's actually amazing, they just only need a couple small minor changes and then I'm not sure why anybody uses anything else.
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might as well hold, you never know maybe they announce some partnership that will moon the price.
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I mean probably not but maybe. I’d still look into ROPE while waiting for this to happen. |
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yeah but you already told the rest of us how to make up to $50 for the work of buying the standard cards. now someone's gonna take your magic tendies.
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If all the cards are normally worthless, maybe OP already loaded up on all of them and this post is a pump and dump scheme
***META*** |
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They started talking about it yesterday before the stock surged. There are two things they do to financially engineer a stock to improvement when there is doubt: buybacks and raising dividends and Apple does both. They have a ton of cash so leveraging it on buy backs is good for stock midterm. Long term they need growth.
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Can I buy your portfolio genius |
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Get Showtime you broke bitch.
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Commercials? You must be old. |
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This whole thread is insane. Wouldn’t you yolo right at earnings and get out quick? Or this is back when people were saying MU to 100. Could shoot up, I can’t explain why it’s not. I have oct 80 calls same boat kinda.
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What do you plan on doing? All I need is 61 cents to break even. |
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You're an idiot if you think they will. This requires human interaction.
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Everything will be automated eventually. |
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Then you accidentally hit the wrong one and discover that it was priced in anyway and make bank by sheer luck
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the true wsb way |
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Too much wage growth is bad for the stock market. Slavery keeps wage* growth down. Long slavery.
(he's technically right, it is a choice)
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Relevant username |
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>possibly at end of year
Nice call there, Timbo.
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Prices have to peak and crash very soon or else the p/e (and MU valuation) is beyond stupid. Market selling off Timbo's comments is just panic selling. Nothing was stated that the market didn't already price in. |
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https://pics.me.me/california-english-no-yeah-yes-yeah-no-no-yeah-30674914.png
Disclosure: Born and raised in So Cal... Definitely do the 'yea no'
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Born and raised in rural NY, did college in PA, and live in VA. I talk like this. Huh. |
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Everyone here already has a doctorate in that.
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7 phds and i cant even fly a goddamn spaceship |
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We're talking about his butthole, right?
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You tell me, queef |
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What is this, an account for ants?
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Also correct. |
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Good luck dude. There actually generating revenue for once with their model 3 so I would sell my puts for all the extrinsic value they have before the earnings call
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Yeah the adoption curve on their products is the real deal. My concerns aren’t revenue, it’s more about how they report their margins and what that means for profits, and their ability to scale production without a significant cash raise.
It’ll go up or it’ll go down. Your guess is as good as mine. |
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That could be true, but it'd be foolish to ignore rate increases and bond yields
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I agree, but the current rate increases are pretty much priced in. Now once we get the Fed minutes from May 1st- 2nd meeting, things might get a little shaky again.
Bond yields at ~3% really is not that significant. It's an overreaction. If they creep up towards 3.25% then that's supposed to be an actual point of getting concerned. A lot of Equity strategists at large firms have reiterated how 3% is not an overly concerning rate. |
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This run-up is nuts.
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It’s already up 28% from its IPO priced. It might be priced in. I bought FD may 18 less IV and have more time for slow dip back to IPO. It would be amazing if it does. |
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Lmao, where was OP at the beginning of February?
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Paper route. |
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screenlock my man, screenlock
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The one strange trick brokerages hate! |
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fuck
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yup, more money u wanna make more u gotta put in. You could've made it all back if you put ~half a mil into AAPL |
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bUt wHaT iF i wAs RIghT ?
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But youre not... |
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they squeezing us!
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Double down! |
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Dw, I bought SNAP calls yesterday.
Only down about 98%
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Why though |
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some nerd on WSB collecting magic the gathering cards. that was the tip.
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>20 comments
My sister got an entire collection of those for xmas from my kids. Several large boxes from a collector... was flipping out. She collects comics and plays d&d too. Physics major. So funny. She always says her collections are her retirement. :\) |
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no $0.15 is price per share in the contract and each contract is for 100 shares so for $15 you can buy 1 call. Also $62.5 call means the stock needs to reach around $63 for you to break even.
use this site to check prices and profits potential http://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
for calls pick Long bullish
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Incredible. So I'm going to say buy 1 call for $15.
Tomorrow it will hit and pop up to almost 61. Then on the 16th it will pop again to 64.
April 17 was last months earnings and had it at 62.28. Started the week at 60.93. |
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Is there a sex futures market
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Not in America, you'll have to go to Thailand for that |
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Ya I have a 46.5 calls, can’t decide on profit taking or waiting until tomorrow morning
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I honestly believe it's going up. Visa, Amex, and Discover all beat estimates and every small business owner I go to uses SQ. My fucking therapist uses SQ. Last quarter's guidence was solid and I fully expect that to continue. I believe it's going to pop up because it's really been beaten down since March. I don't think we're getting all time highs but 52+ is not out of the question. That's why I'm going in with ITM calls. |
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why would you ever sell V
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I was never in V. I was in MA. Cashed out and went all in on SQ. Anyway, V tanked today and saw an opportunity to buy 6/1 call. Hopefully it goes up. |
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> I actually work for Goldman Sachs..
Wow Sweet, how much of the 7.37 billion 2017 net profit (after all expenses) they earned was distributed to you (one of the 34,400) employees?
Shall we compare yacht starboard Olympic pool girths? Or are you larping?
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I only started in January. So no bonus season for me, yet.
If you check Wikipedia, you will actually find that one of my previous employers (Google) rakes in way more dough, even though the banks seem closer associated with money, big tech is where it's at.
I'm in Singapore. Where everything is efficient and the taxes are low.
Not sure what larping is in this context. Life Action Roleplay? |
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nice try, shopify ceo.
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Just using my powers of deductive reasoning. Majority of companies have been getting their dicks kicked in on beats. |
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Well jokes on them. If it comes to that it's going to be the rope and the latter for me.
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The latter what? |
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Shit thanks bitch
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no probz shotey |
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It’s not the worst thing to happen to me.
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What is? |
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Apple threw MU under the bus you idiot
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Further proof that memory shortage will continue. Those fucking retarts can't read the writing on the wall. |
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he's had puts for months
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all those puts he had was the 100B buybacks in the ER |
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Yeah, after the 5,000th post you'd think we'd run out of original shit. But hell no, we still got this shit.
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I thought we just had all new subscribers after every recession |
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My comment is referring to that dude that did an AMA because his mom would blow him and fuck him because his 'arms didn't work'.
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Oh yeah! That was good shit! Sorry I’m retarted. |
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gradually increase your position, I think we will recover today
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Lol another -2% |
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People would probably buy that
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BMW already has a iDrive. I don't think they'd like that. |
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You're probably just pissed he's cashing in on AAPL stock options and you're not.
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You're not wrong lol |
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That would be nice, got some earnings calls that were previously in rough shape that have begun to turn themselves around and if we could see some upward momentum going into ER then at least it'll help drive SP higher if ER is as expected.
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This market is insane. |
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I got $50 I was going to use on a hooker or spx calls if you want it
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You can still use it on a hooker... Meet me behind 7/11 |
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There is no good reason to. Like once a quarter somebody pops up on wsb to tout a uranium play, mentions Cameco is the safest because they are the largest company and hedge with futures, yadda yadda yadda. The 5yr uranium price chart is cancer and I see no legit catalyst for a pop.
https://www.cameco.com/invest/markets/uranium-price
TL;dr nothing to see here
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high supply of uranium, maybe catch a bounce but wouldnt invest long term. |
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I got that, they were trying to make it like Hitler's rise to power, but why were Trade Federation going along with it.
Gunray had literally no benefit for following Palpatine's plan, and the dude got his ships blown up and arrested.
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My guess is that they were motivated by the possibility of monopoly power over galactic trade routes. Neimoidians, along with the Muuns, are, after all, Space Jews who wanted nothing more than to get more space shekels. |
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OTM spy calls like always
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Well ... OP's strategy is to create a thread and whine like a little bitch. |
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Especially when they've just acquired 300 rounds of 9x19.
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In all seriousness 300 rounds is not much at all. |
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😩👌🏾💦
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Options on margin on short-term futures that are leveraged 2500:1 |
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LOL. for now my friend. We'll see what the lizard people at the fed say at 11:00 or 14:00 or whenever.
I'm holding in a juicy one for your plastic seats.
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Now will you remove your disease ridden asshole from my car? |
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I changed my mind
gfs are a bear market
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>gfs are a bear market
no shit
fuckbuddies are bull markets (the word 'bull' is a dead giveaway)
bears are things that never leave the house and dont shave |
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What's your mom's car's make/model?
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Hummer H1 neon pink |
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today is a good day! its dropping like a rock!!
start with $6.82 and only buy 20 shares.. then buy more at $6.75
then more at $6.39 if it even makes it down there.. it wont.. but that's the idea.
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And when does it recover? I’ve only seen it drop value today... |
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Thank you
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Press F to pay regards |
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The one on the left.
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wtf did you just say about Andrew Left. fuck that guy |
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To be fair, he posted those tweets without context and expected people to understand them. He also said slavery was a choice. He's fallen off the deep end.
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Agree. |
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Need to get in the option game myself. Currently, all funds tied to SRRA. You can check past post to see how bad it's at right now.
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It's fun but don't fuck around by going OTM too much or you will lose it all. EL has an RSI of fucking 20, so day traders will be all over it |
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I bought ITM 60s before earnings AMA
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when do they expire and are you buying more calls, or taking it on the chin and buying puts down to $35? |
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> Going to beat and moon
ftfy
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If only |
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Thanks Papa I'm taking in the $Monies$
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Glad at least one person listened ! Plus the best thing is with a 5/18 call it has less of a time decay so retarded people late to the show can hype up the bad news and increase our premiums! :) |
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[i aint no bitch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8Znv9dIo0)
edit: guess i got bitched
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Rip |
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Any reason for not picking a farther out date for just a little more $? Sorry, picking your brain cuz sick gains.
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More like a little less, you pay more premium for farther out. He probably didn't plan to wait anyway. |
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You just sell the calls.
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so then, the calls will sell for the exact price difference right? so 180 call if stock is at 190 will be $10 each? |
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It’s already up 28% from its IPO priced. It might be priced in. I bought FD may 18 less IV and have more time for slow dip back to IPO. It would be amazing if it does.
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did you buy ?☺ |
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Weird because I believe Tastyworks always requires the max loss as collateral for credit spreads. Either you have the cash to enter the trade or you don't, it doesn't change dynamically.
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Probably because tw is a decent broker |
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Fuck me, got the fucking FD police over here
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Well yeah man you’re showing us how autistic you aren’t... |
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If all the cards are normally worthless, maybe OP already loaded up on all of them and this post is a pump and dump scheme
***META***
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get off this sub you're thinking too hard |
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Catch that fucking knife. I dare you.
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+5% after hours, whoops |
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like poopy
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Good news, I bought 265 calls at 2:15. |
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maybe you should get a (((real broker)))
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Oy vey! |
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Hummer H1 neon pink
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mom is a fuckin baller |
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no dont
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Oh boy... even before earnings you're down big time... |
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I didn’t buy shit the bid ask was too far apart
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Offer around the middle.... It generally gets filled |
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Er
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just glancing eps was slight beat, is guidance down? |
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will you be holding calls for er?
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yeah I kinda have to. down like 60%. |
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Because Amazon is also getting [Amazon'd](https://i.imgur.com/EEGQzDh.png)
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those are like 0.05% swings
nibba |
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Check again fam lmao
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I bought puts... |
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Now will you remove your disease ridden asshole from my car?
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NO.
AAPL didn't do shit for SPY and TQQQ. I've got one cooking for you until SPY 270. |
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I bought $50.50 puts break even is $47.84. Reasonable, only like 2.something percent.
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Yeah that's actually not bad I was looking ATM and slightly OTM |
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nah MU will never have a P/E in the double digits man come on
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For sure it will, just gotta get those earnings down. |
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BMW already has a iDrive. I don't think they'd like that.
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iRide
an atonimous car, ain't nobody doing any driveing. |
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>20 comments
My sister got an entire collection of those for xmas from my kids. Several large boxes from a collector... was flipping out. She collects comics and plays d&d too. Physics major. So funny. She always says her collections are her retirement. :\)
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bruh get your sister on WSB |
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Wait until they pass through you.
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Something something.. hot crack |
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Ladder.
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I can't believe I have to explain this to you mongs but when referencing this statement:
>they want the account holder to pay rather than to kill himself.
There's two options laid out, the former 'pay' and the latter 'kill himself'. It was a play on words and some of you really seem to be struggling with it.
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So my TVIX isn’t gonna pop then
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well.. well... well.... |
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Bruh you don't understand this stock. You are going to get Elon Dicked. 30% short float and all Elon ia going to talk about is Model 3 ramp and the size of his massive erection.
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Oh, I wouldn't touch this stock with a 10 foot pole, dude. I was just stating my opinion. I would NEVER bet against the Elon cult. |
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You make $1.5 million per year. You'll be fine.
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Yeah, this is my account where I pretend I'm rich. |
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Ah ok
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Go ahead, say it again.. Have a look at that chart on $TVIX again... ha |
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WOW
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Really makes you 🤔 |
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Yup. Mods deleted the thread. I tried to help.
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'Mods delete and I tried to help!' aka you tripped automod and didn't say anything to the mods to get it unspammed. It's not some conspiracy you fucker. |
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So how is it that my VIX calls dying so hard??
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Should have bought SPX puts. VIX moves in mysterious ways. |
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REEEEEEEEFUND
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REEEEEE |
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But you have less money overall with which you need to buy the same non-discretiobary consumer goods, including rent or mortgage interest (both of which go up) , giving you less discretionary spending.
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you dont have less since all your debt is cheaper to pay off. Most people have at least some debt so its a positive. |
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Double down!
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$$ |
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Everything will be automated eventually.
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Not what I do. |
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Well, the old subscribers still stay subscribed, but they become inactive. I wonder why.
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$ROPE |
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SPY is ok too but it’s not cash settled and SPX has better tax treatment. I find SPX easier to understand as it’s the actual index whereas SPY has some tracking error as well. Much tighter spreads on SPY, but I never have trouble getting out near the midpoint of bid / ask.
Just don’t take potshots on SPX - you need days like today where there’s an obvious catalyst for a big swing. Most days you will just bleed theta waiting for something to happen.
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My plan is try like 3-5 options on SPX and get out in 1-5 minutes if I see $50-100 profit haha
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Coupe you silly fag.
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Gross. Coupes are high in the rear to prepare the owner for the right way to take the dick.
Here's my sedan. Practically a 'built' car. 7xx to the wheels.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cadillac/comments/8e178i/it_has_4_doors_of_course_its_not_fast_i_love_my/?utm_source=reddit-android |
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I eat a lot of soy sauce. So... good news for me. Cheaper soy sauce
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/u/RobinhoodFag is a soyboy. who would have guessed. |
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Point is, if Trump cannot accomplish shit when his own party controls Congress, what will he accomplish when the Dems take over next year?
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Rhinos have widely rejected Trump. That's not news to anyone |
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I took a look at their balance sheets and cash flow, still pretty fucking bad, and in this quarter their bonds are downgraded to BBB.
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BBB? More like Big Business Boner amirite long tsla |
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