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[INST] you* That I can tell you [/INST] ^^^^^what
[INST] I don't have twitter either. He said it in the earnings call. [/INST] Yeah, I think he mentioned a 10 day downtime to remove or work on bottlenecks in the production line.
[INST] yeah im the dumb fuck for buying a tablet for reading. i bet you have an iphone X and a macbook too, shithead. [/INST] Fag do you even know the cost of a decent hardcover book? Shit ranges from 25-40$ a book. If you actually read you'd know that shit is actually A+ in terms of value.
[INST] I did learn a lesson for sure. Also I understand IV crush, what I don’t understand is why impulsivity is bad and I better learn or stop doing this. I was planning on day trading the amazon option because I expected it to jump up that day. The FDs I expected to go up overnight. I had excuses for everything. Why didn’t they save me. Thanks for the kind words! [/INST] youre not the only one. $1700 amazon calls that i was going to flip over night. drop like a rock the next day
[INST] If the proper source is there, you should be able to provide it. I'm pretty sure everyone that's taken a proper English class while Wikipedia was around knows it's not a valid source for anything [/INST] It's not a valid citation because it's not the direct source of information. However wikipedia sites it's very own sources at the bottom of its article. It's a valid source of accurate information. Definitely beats some random news site someone can pull up. Wikipedia is a lot better than it was 10 years ago
[INST] I'd actually pay for that [/INST] Twitch plays the stock market
[INST] Time stamp is 2pm lol [/INST] Pacific time brah 🏄🏄
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[INST] IV does plummet the next day, but V and MasterCard went up so much that the intrinsic value far exceeded the loss in extrinsic. The MA call I bought could've plummeted to 0 extrinsic value and it was still worth at least a couple hundred more than I paid in intrinsic value the open after earnings. It had ~$800 intrinsic value, but the premium was never anywhere near $8. [/INST] Ah I gotcha thanks for the explanation. I figured that was the reasoning. Buying options that close to earnings still sounds a little too risky for my tastes but sounds like you killed it 👌🏼
[INST] Tomorrow is going to be massively green. Check out the RSI on all time frames. [/INST] Do you work for Seeking Alpha
[INST] In true gentleman fashion I bought calls so that all of your puts would flourish. Enjoy the sell off tomorrow. [/INST] I feel your pain, happened to me yesterday wit Apple puts — they went from $780 to $38 when I closed :(
[INST] Where's the guy that was talking about how SNAP was free money last week.. can't seem to find the post.. i told him wait until earnings. [/INST] Cramer?
[INST] I feel like Amazon's UX for everything is shit, but convenience and price is too hard to pass up. [/INST] Makes sense considering it’s basically the online Walmart of everything
[INST] $BEAT has been a tendie farm. Thanks fam. What calls do you suggest? [/INST] I think August $25s are looking pretty nice and I think they are quite likely to profit. Seems like a pretty safe option. Really just depends on how risky you want to play it and how much you believe in their growth.
[INST] He got assigned his short put, so the other party sold him stock. Shouldn't RH just auto-liquidate this stock to cover his shortfall? [/INST] What RH should have done is exercise the long put at the same time, like every other broker would do. That would have just taken my collateral and gone poof, no further hassle. Now I have to deal with rh support who apparently email via carrier pigeon.
[INST] Nikola died poor and alone... [/INST] I'm working night and day to have the same fate.
[INST] Electric cars are lighter on smog but what about making electric cars? [/INST] China somehow has a huge boner for them. Every car producer in China has to sell a fixed percentage of electric cars
[INST] I deleted the app within 60 days of getting it. No good came of it. [/INST] I think that /r/personalfinance is that way over there
[INST] btfd [/INST] And then sell it the next day or something right??
[INST] What are you gonna do? Dump them? Then you’ll have nothing. Assuming the stuff you listed are actual shares you have. [/INST] Actual long term calls. Yeah I plan to hold them but it’s frustrating that they’re all sinking like rocks
[INST] REEEEEE [/INST] TARD
[INST] To be fair, he sounds high as fuck in the call [/INST] Celebrating, ownership in China confirmed
[INST] A margin call is when you have to deposit funds/sell stocks to cover potential losses as demanded by your broker [/INST] Can you explain what a 'broker' is? Is that slang for the Robinhood app?
[INST] Blue Origin sucks balls compared to SpaceX and Elon Musk is whacking his big ole elephant dick upside Jeff Bezos' bald head [/INST] sounds as if you'd like to suck that elephant dick until it's coming out of your ass, faggot
[INST] “Faggy”? What is this 2010? Homophobic much? Edit: Its a joke guys, see who I’m replying to. [/INST] Kys
[INST] It's always been joy because: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8fgsz1/anyone_else_find_it_cathartic_to_lose_money/ [/INST] Here I am trying to get my kid to sleep and your thread has me laughing my ass off.
[INST] I made $10 [https://i.imgur.com/JfZisjf.png](https://i.imgur.com/JfZisjf.png) [/INST] That enough for two “FI DOLLA FOOTLOWWWWNGZE”
[INST] His Great Granddaughter is Brandi Love the pornstar [/INST] NO FUCKING WAY! That is interesting. Do you have a sorce for that. Haha how many times ii have beat off to his ggd, i had no clue. Edit: Ok googled it myself and it seems true. Wow
[INST] Buying ITM/ATM/OTM or a combo of the above? [/INST] Honestly now that I look back it’s YOLO style. I personally admit there was no strategy, as much as I’d like to think i had one.
[INST] Abbvie already [shit the bed.](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/abbvie-stock-tumbles-11-on-disappointing-results-for-cancer-drug-acquired-in-58-billion-deal-2018-03-22) It is up around 9 - 10% in the past five days, which does not seem stable if we are thinking about the short term. However, in the long run it should be fine. [/INST] Will keep on my watchlist but I have no more money to buy. Need to liquidate some of my own options if it comes to that.
[INST] DELET THIS [/INST] NEPHEW
[INST] yeah I kinda have to. down like 60%. [/INST] I did the same two ERs ago and got some of my money back. Hopefully the same happens to you! I actually closed my calls this week, lost a shit load, though. I think I lost 55%
[INST] AWS is shit tier compared to Google Cloud these days [/INST] Lol nope, you clearly haven't used it
[INST] Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. [/INST] >Their demise was based on fraud, are you insinuating Tesla is a fraud? insinuating . LMAO those guys are insane.
[INST] Survey says...? [/INST] NVDA currently up 3.74 to 230.05 out of nowhere.
[INST] Why stop there? Take that money to tastyworks. If he’s right on SPX 3-4 times in a row from 1.00 or less to 10.00 a contract all in everytime he’ll have a $1,000,000 [/INST] Them log returns.
[INST] Thanks for the advice. I already max my IRA yearly. [/INST] Yeah i am much more conservative than you in terms of closing positions in it quickly but i am solely trading in my ira.
[INST] Is it that hard to atleast pretend to be professional? He has nothing to gain from acting like an asshat and plenty to lose. [/INST] He owns 27% of Tesla and thats usually a big enough block to do what he needs to do.
[INST] Yeah fb dating is odd, my mom has single friends friends.. we might have mutual friends... should get weird fast. [/INST] Do people who are looking for a date really want the other person to see all their family/friends profiles and facebook posts?
[INST] What RH should have done is exercise the long put at the same time, like every other broker would do. That would have just taken my collateral and gone poof, no further hassle. Now I have to deal with rh support who apparently email via carrier pigeon. [/INST] Their email support is worse than useless. Calling them is the only way to have anything resembling an intelligent process.
[INST] How did you get access to this level? Did you just ask for advanced options trading? [/INST] Robinhood will give options to anyone with a pulse, just apply
[INST] NVDA? [/INST] ni🅱🅱a
[INST] can't tell if youre joking or not [exhibit 1](https://i1.wp.com/www.labshape.com/wp-content/uploads/elonisgettingfat.jpeg?fit=810%2C608) [exhibit 2](http://feedmelols.com/uploads/ogeEB.jpg) [/INST] ooOOOooooo boi he too T H I C C 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅😛😛💕💕💦👅👅😛😛💕💕💦👅👅😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
[INST] Half way to the mythical 900% loss [/INST] LeVeRaGe
[INST] Do you think he's profiting off of the drop in share price, indirectly or otherwise? [/INST] Yes
[INST] sick quote [/INST] Its paraphrasing J Paul Getty: 'If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.'
[INST] Real nude, couple months ago. Face down ass up while binded at the ankles and hands tied behind her back or frontal? I have like 350+ pictures. We have lots of fun. But I am pretty confident in BABA, and we share pics sometimes anyways, so ain't no thang. [/INST] Pref back with face turned back. U can blur face if u want. But def back, regardless.
[INST] 7.76 here after a 6.77 entry yesterday. Only a small position (60 shares), but I think I'll play a bit more if it dips back down below 7 again for a bit of hedging against my calls. [/INST] Right. Might even get some uvxy calls next time it dips
[INST] Won't Panama do if it's just debt? A bit closer to the US, nicer weather, beaches, latin alphabet and no islamic dictatorship. [/INST] > no islamic dictatorship Where's the fun in that?!?
[INST] Seriously. This is still very much a non event. don't even have to go back to 08 to see *real* volatility. [check out this clip from 5/6/10](https://vimeo.com/11570780). This should put into perspective how minuscule today is... [/INST] Lol all that stress when you can just buy and hold. Obviously you can make boat loads more if you can play it right, but good ducking luck with that
[INST] Discounted calls today, though, since it's dropped 4.5% since open. [/INST] I'm very tempted but the volatility has me spooked.
[INST] He looks unhealthy [/INST] Jim Cramer has been diseased for 15 years, he's being held up by nanotechnology plus machine learning systems maintained by Goldman Sachs. You can see it starting to break down when conversation moves away from pre determined talking points and them give him a redbull so he starts shaking.
[INST] Why Iron condors on TSLA? That's mainly what I'm wondering. [/INST] Because they have high liquidity. Period. Liquidity in underlying stock is the #1 qualifier in ticker selection. Remember that all trades should be *outside* of earnings. You are betting sometime in the next 45 days it will be in between your strike range with some other consideration. Wide range too, it can even go out if out wants, nbd. But with selling Iron Condors you are collecting theta every day instead of losing it. One of the true gems here
[INST] God damn my dude that’s pretty brutal I bought back in around 2.50 so I’m just riding it out until the next 30-40% jump in a day [/INST] I see small jumps like that once or maybe even twice a quarter if lucky, but it also scares me. Haha, a failed pump and dump. I wonder if I can get down enough for the next jump but it's a decent size chunk of money to put down.
[INST] I really want to short, but that run up they had last week scared me. [/INST] It's already setting the new 52 week low. I feel like 10.50 is a stretch but also isn't. Just wondering if people think it'll reverse before then.
[INST] FB can make tinder obsolete if they choose to not share their user base idk why you guys think this is free tendies, don't try to cuck the zuck [/INST] Apparently you can signup via number now.
[INST] That 1.5% ally banking looks so much better than my portfolio after the last three months [/INST] even with getting destroyed by RAD I'm beating 1.5%...
[INST] I hold that kind of stuff in my 401k and Roth Ira. It's safer for sure. Is my Robinhood account up more? Yes, but I have also taken a 25% loss in a day before. Only trade with money you're okay with losing. [/INST] correct answer for this sub ^^^^
[INST] They'd have to actually be manufacturing them first, though. [/INST] No, they are happy to take payment for imaginary cars.
[INST] Nova Scotians. [/INST] He wouldn't dare
[INST] You know what, I tried to talk him out of it, and I was going to keep trying, but fuck it. He has the gambler's mindset and he's on a lucky winning streak. [/INST] 10% up and I sold them off. Coulda waited but didn’t want to be greedy. Can’t keep looking at it. The more I do the worse I feel.
[INST] But which ones can we short? [/INST] Fresh Eats was also another one fucking $15 for a salad i had to make myself
[INST] Well they hopped on the GC strain after (I think) the Pulse Night Club shooting, saying they wouldn't sell AR-15's anymore. After Parkland they've said they won't sell any rifles at all to anyone younger than 21, though in most states you can purchase a rifle at 18. Either way, I guess they figured the PR they'd get from taking that stance would outweigh lost sales from firearms. [/INST] > Pulse Night Club shooting I'm not sure about Pulse, but they went full in and stopped selling modern sporting rifles (AR-15 style rifles) after the Parkland shooting.
[INST] https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/992033877035307008 [/INST] lmfao, youtubers rejoice, investors crying
[INST] vaginas, mostly [/INST] Mostly?
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zsn4x/shorting_powerball/ https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zvxp5/shorting_powerball_update/ [/INST] Anyone know if anything came of this? (Like getting caught)
[INST] $F will give you a 'friends and neighbors' discount on their cars of you hold 100+ shares for 6 months or more. So no one here. [/INST] What about a call for 6 months in the future
[INST] With a bracket [/INST] True. Every broker ive used, including my current one (TDA) uses negative
[INST] I love you both [/INST] I love lamp.
[INST] Yeah I just use Google Sheets so I can update it from work or home. [/INST] Mind sharing? I would have no idea what functions would result in the last 4 columns.
[INST] M U S K ↻ K S U M ⇄ K-O-H ⇒ SUM ⇒ KHAN [/INST] [???](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Yg4GUVgIUg3bf7W/giphy.gif)
[INST] >Either option is pretty embarrassing for the board. They have an engineering problem, not a publicity problem. As for the board, they don't give a shit. Has anyone resigned? [/INST] They have engineering problems, publicity problems, financial problems, ect... My point is that, under normal circumstances, the CEO should answer to the board and shareholders. In Tesla's case, Elon tells the board and retail investors what to think and they comply.
[INST] http://www.businessinsider.com/the-altman-z-score-is-it-possible-to-predict-corporate-bankruptcy-using-a-formula-2011-4 'In subsequent tests over 31 years up until 1999, the model was found to be 80-90% accurate in predicting bankruptcy one year prior to the event.' https://twitter.com/ElonBachman/status/992118617306255360 [/INST] How do I long statistics?
[INST] Yep. Went to grab some calls, bought shares instead. [/INST] how high of a jump will it need to disregard iv
[INST] Mods, ban this fag [/INST] Jack Ma's 90ft. dong is going to hit his tonsils like a fucking punching bag tomorrow.
[INST] Kys [/INST] No u
[INST] Thanks to him I've made so many of my tendies. 1. Follow big daddy Trump on twitter and look for any company/industry he talks shit about 2. Wait a 2 days for the stock to bottom and buy the dip 3. Hold your tendies for 2 weeks. Profit. [/INST] RIP @BOTUS on Twitter
[INST] Yeah I'm confused too [/INST] It's half the big publishers revenue and more.
[INST] it is if you have the RH Extra Autism DLC [/INST] Dear lord that was spot on
[INST] Set stop limit orders... [/INST] I'm an idiot and forgot to set them up. Mistakes are good teachers
[INST] It’s ~~Bernoulli~~ binomially distributed with n = 16, p = 0.005. Probability of getting 0 successes is 0.92293, so getting at least 1 success is 1 - 0.92293 = 0.07707. [/INST] yeah you right im dumb af
[INST] Because they have high liquidity. Period. Liquidity in underlying stock is the #1 qualifier in ticker selection. Remember that all trades should be *outside* of earnings. You are betting sometime in the next 45 days it will be in between your strike range with some other consideration. Wide range too, it can even go out if out wants, nbd. But with selling Iron Condors you are collecting theta every day instead of losing it. One of the true gems here [/INST] Look into double diagonals to play earnings on those liquid stocks. I make the market gargle my balls with those.
[INST] Make sure you create another thread for maximum attention seeking. How did those AAPL puts go? [/INST] see latest post,.. I didn't h ave apple puts I was saying I knew it was rigged and manipulated so that they wouldn't drop it past $175 and look at that, they didn't..
[INST] That's a good link and quite possibly could be another reason for him doing so. I actually remember hearing this described on a financial radio show a few weeks ago. [/INST] Financial adviser here. It's accurate and called the fairness rule. The company is probably paying the average employee very little compared to executive pay and is now on a forced safe-harbor-match, or else the execs will be limited to a lower contribution. It vests immediately, which is nice, but is ultimately less money in the average employee's pocket.
[INST] IMO no, volatility rises quick but settles slowly. You need a string of non-bullshit days to make uvxy puts/svxy calls to work, compared to just one day like today to make uvxy calls work. [/INST] See my latest post, that's what I did and it sure settled nicely.
[INST] I closed my broker and started drinking... what happened? [/INST] my puts ate shit
[INST] Get money fag. 25k [/INST] U can take out a loan remove pdt yolo on fds. Then pay back the loan
[INST] Did you get it filled? [/INST] Nope. I didn't think there was much of a chance anyway.
[INST] Well considering Elon flat out said that they intend to be profitable this year, and considering their past historical curve of cap-ex during new model rollouts, I'd say you'll have your answer in the next few quarters. [/INST] Elon said they would be profitable IF they can produce 5000 cars/week. That is their path forward, if they can't do that, it's all over.
[INST] https://i.imgur.com/0s0mWgP.jpg I chose my hill to die on. It’s all the hills. [/INST] You didn’t take profit on the way down? Ouch
[INST] I sold a 165P 200C 5/4 strangle. Lost my options selling V-card. OOolala. Hope I don't get fucked. [/INST] How much did you get credited for that wide af straddle
[INST] Hey, blackmushh, just a quick heads-up: **truely** is actually spelled **truly**. You can remember it by **no e**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Phuck off stupid bot!
[INST] What if you were to use a shell company? Or, say your cousin did it..? [/INST] Ratholes spawn rats
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[INST] I met my wyfe on match.com [/INST] She said you’re just what I’m looking for. Autistic.
[INST] lmao bro that was 100% a joke. [/INST] Oh. I forget I'm in wsb. I'm new to the naked option thing so it flies by me.
[INST] Ha, not even close!! I'm not even management, definitely dead end tho. [/INST] I hope you're job hunting, man. Good luck.
[INST] > no islamic dictatorship Where's the fun in that?!? [/INST] Islamic Dictatorship = Strict Laws = High Prices on Black market = high profit margins
[INST] AMD will get there first ^^I ^^hope [/INST] [Oh you poor thing](http://i.imgur.com/3F9gZuB.gifv)
[INST] Is Vanguard bad? That's who my company uses. [/INST] Anyone who defaults to mutals is