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[INST] oh, well im fucking wrong as shit then. my bad [/INST] Someone owning up to a mistake? A first for Reddit, well done
[INST] Omg I’d weigh a cubic shit ton but that’s fun. [/INST] Pretty much everyone puts on a freshman 15 when they move here. There are bowls of candy everywhere.
[INST] Yeah my grub call went from $440 to $50 [/INST] IV crush was pretty bad on grub. Luckily I was on the sell side of it.
[INST] I bought May 18 $104 today. [/INST] That seems like it might be a bit far OTM... But fuck if I know
[INST] Its a bit passive for my taste, but sure OP could do this and come out ahead. I usually try to sell shorts to reduce my cost basis, so I can get the long call for free. [/INST] I'm not smart or risky enough for that
[INST] if youre young fuggggg it...its tuesday time to load up on lotto tickets [/INST] Whats your definition of young ?
[INST] 12/13.5 credit put spread [/INST] Prayers for both of us.
[INST] You've got three masters now, the third in losing money. [/INST] Everyone here already has a doctorate in that.
[INST] Wait wtf. In line for a company that always beats...and the stocks up???????? [/INST] Announced a stock Buy Back and divided hike too
[INST] Of the dick or the options. Fuck it, why not both? [/INST] just the dick
[INST] is this going to cause an issue for the stock? [/INST] No one cares about 780k less sales when the expectation was 3+ million missed.
[INST] Rest In Peace in PEACE? Nice. [/INST] thats the joke, tard
[INST] I sold mine for 💯% profit. [/INST] oops
[INST] I don't know about others, but I usually buy calls for a month out then watch the price everyday. If I'm up 5% I sell off the option to someone else. Works well but I'm too much of a puss boi to go in with anything more than a grand [/INST] What made you choose option instead of shares? 5%?...
[INST] I got 3 may 18 $16.50 calls. I'm with you [/INST] We will be okay right? Right?
[INST] Ta. Wireless charging is cool, and the fact that they have a patent is big. Looks like they likely won't be swooped by one of the big boizzzz. So not worth an options play right now? Might pick up some shares and see how they run over the next few months. [/INST] I used to buy shares at $18 and sell at $20. Pretty reliable, until March-ish. I'll be looking at some calls when volume returns.
[INST] God dammit [/INST] Was about to blame you for convincing me to hold these Apple calls but they worked out thank you :)
[INST] Could've missed and still moonshot with that. Edit: Although honestly, sending 100 bil into the ether seems like a waste. If they want to increase shareholder value... why not just go around buying up companies or something. Maybe they won't retire the shares and actually hold 100 bil of their own market cap, that would be interesting. [/INST] I agree, Unless for some reason they see their own shares as undervalued, which they might. There is a reason Buffet is sitting on cash and not doing share buy backs. It doesn't add any real value.
[INST] ok so we've got apple earnings, fomc meeting, thursday, then the friday sell off. I almost feel bad for the market she just cannot catch a break. [/INST] don't feel bad, this was the best bull run in recent history IMO. look at the 20 year chart. We broke out of the resistance from the last bear market and went full parabolic. She needs to come down brotha. It's a necessity. Start planning a new strategy for the bear market. You can make money in any scenario
[INST] i am laughing my throat off at work now. [/INST] > laughing my throat off
[INST] WAT? [/INST] OKAY
[INST] I am sure they will copy everything what works well on MTCH platform just like what they did on instagram. [/INST] I wish tinder had human verified option. I get so many bots on tinder
[INST] Are you using Reddit enhancement suite? [/INST] Did someone say [Reddit Enhancement Suite](https://redditenhancementsuite.com/)?
[INST] Boo yah [/INST] She's fucking hot too. Not like, for redditors hot, but actually hot.
[INST] If I’ve learned anything from this sub it’s that no one has any fucking clue what they’re doing. [/INST] I've never invested in anything so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing which is being too intimidated by words and numbers to even try.
[INST] I just did a quick search...I learned something today... https://www.investopedia.com/news/market-cries-wolf-disneys-espn/ [/INST] So like 30%
[INST] maybe hes mildly a goat, but a fully retarded one? english is confusing. [/INST] Thanks Obama
[INST] I'm not smart or risky enough for that [/INST] If you don't have any cash to put up as collateral, you can sell $70 calls in earlier months to get some money to compensate for the theta decay. If you have money to put up as collateral selling the $60 call is preferable as your credit you gain will be significantly higher.
[INST] I'm holding 5/4 $172.5 into earnings. [+91% total, -1% total.](https://imgur.com/a/sUwmcy9) ESKEETTITTT [/INST] I'm *this* close too breaking even on my 172.5 calls for June 1. I don't have the balls for 5/4 lol
[INST] In all seriousness, Zuckerberg has not shown that he is the right person to continue building FB. Many founders do great, great things, which he has, he has successfully built an incredibly revolutionary and titanic company. But he simply is not the right man for the job going forward. [/INST] Lol wut
[INST] Ad revenue up 66% y/y because of that shitty redesign. But then they lost all their users L [/INST] L
[INST] MTCH will be up $2 per share tomorrow. Talk about an overreaction. Wasn't facebook going out of business two weeks ago? [/INST] I bought $39 May 18, get on my level.
[INST] I mean it's kinda like gambling. So it makes sense to go with that mentality. [/INST] That’s exactly the way I approach my options trading. Just some extra money I was going to blow on something stupid, so might as well see if I can fuck around and make a few bucks.
[INST] Oh he lost it all. They're currently worth $0.06 on the bid and no ask. So pretty much nobody is buying these fuckers. [/INST] I paid .05 so it's $20 not losing anything. But it drorpped off at open and then spiked pm again. Can't fucking sell it 😂
[INST] She don't fux with all that shit [/INST] I'll fux with R0binhood when they add r1pple as a buy1ng 0ption.
[INST] Ded ✌️ [/INST] Who's Zed?
[INST] Seriously how the fuck did he lose money in 2017? What kinda shit was he holding, besides his dick [/INST] First time I ever traded stocks back then I was a dumb motherfucking fag and did some dumb shit. I'm Probably still autistic tho.
[INST] His dad can’t be proud of him because he is clearly a faggot [/INST] [Clearly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI&app=desktop)
[INST] you mean happy IT worked out. I was referring to the AMD options. [/INST] I’m new here. I looked up AMD (Advanced micro devices Inc.) and it looks like it’s hovered around $9-$13 in the pas year. Can someone tell me why this sub mentions it non stop?
[INST] Good. Fuck this garbage company into the ground. [/INST] I'm waiting for the buyout offers to start rolling in
[INST] That was the same-universe non-cannon spin-off [/INST] No, it had a cannon
[INST] why do i want a pepsi butt plug all of the sudden [/INST] haha I can't believe I missed it. OP slipped that one in on us.
[INST] This is the best gilding I’ve ever seen. [/INST] This sub delivers.
[INST] So you are looking for 100% gains in a year safely? That's not gonna happen.. [/INST] Should we introduce him to options?
[INST] I own a semi-conductor company. MU all day baby [/INST] Good thing you don't own the company I work for then
[INST] Whats your definition of young ? [/INST] well he said he's making 120k so I'm assuming like 22 or 23 years old.
[INST] Funny, how? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny. [/INST] funny like a clown fucking himself!
[INST] It's the sequel to 'farm to table' [/INST] 'we like to call it farm to table to toilet to lake to farm to table or f2t2t2l2f2t for short.'
[INST] Sixth Sense, I think. [/INST] Yeah, that's it, thanks.
[INST] You bought puts on APPL? Are you the legendary contrarian faggot the elders speak off? You will lose, everything... [/INST] Haha it was 3% of my account with the way earnings have been going of crushing and falling it has a decent chance, they are/were near the money. I am balls deep in AMZN calls so... if that dives then yea I'll basically lose everything.
[INST] Goodluck filling tomorrow. BABA up afterhours [/INST] Yeah, OP will have to use higher strikes to get the same pricing
[INST] Another g and you coulda been on TDA... [/INST] Hopefully I can get free commissions when I start working there next month.
[INST] Because women totally like being messaged on facebook by randos from dating apps. Also, one of the big drawbacks of dating with facebook is revealing all your cards and seeing the other persons immediately. I like a little surprise. I'd prefer a prospective partner doesn't see my entire online history before we've met. [/INST] They didn't say grinder, they said tinder! It's FB so expect separate app
[INST] Nah it's full insane due to typo [/INST] This whole thread is insane. Wouldn’t you yolo right at earnings and get out quick? Or this is back when people were saying MU to 100. Could shoot up, I can’t explain why it’s not. I have oct 80 calls same boat kinda.
[INST] You have any regrets yet? [/INST] I don't regret theoretical profits that just as easily could have potentially been loses.
[INST] Do you know what sub you're in? [/INST] That's probably why both are up voted xD
[INST] It's 3.7% of the S&P. The top 4 tech companies are like 10% of the index. [/INST] So it’s like big?
[INST] I'd sell those @ open tbh [/INST] YOU LACK CONVICTION
[INST] Lol..... [/INST] Is that lol crying or lol sobbing?
[INST] Which is why I was worried about aapl tanking. Considering selling my TQQQ for 150 in afterhours right now... 'sell the news' right? [/INST] Yea I’m selling mine
[INST] This is actually the least faggy thing I've ever read about SNAP [/INST] They were probably ladyboy hookers, so still pretty faggy.
[INST] At open? There is usually that 30 minute dip and then it goes up again... [/INST] That's what I thought about AMZN and that bit me in the ass.
[INST] your mom is officially over [/INST] I hate my mom more than BoJack does. Not as much as Hemingway hated his mom though.
[INST] Faggot's Delight was originally an earnings strategy, now any long option in the closest expiration is referred to as an FD. [/INST] Sometimes I wonder if behind closed doors Wallstreet is exactly like WSB. Its like Wolf of Wallstreet fucked Boiler Room and the child came out retarded.
[INST] I've never invested in anything so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing which is being too intimidated by words and numbers to even try. [/INST] I used it to just get my toes wet. I mean I transferred like 30 bucks and bought like 3 shares from some cheap companies. Never did more than that but I learned the basics, and made maybe $5 lol
[INST] It's probably mostly about risk management and hoping you're right more than 50% of the time. [/INST] It is very much about risk management.
[INST] any online courses you can recommend for an analytical background? [/INST] I don't know about online courses, but N/N Group put out lots of great research and articles
[INST] Buffet doesn’t do divs [/INST] ....lol?
[INST] RH is clunky as fuck. [/INST] I love the part when I click one of my options contracts and the app crashes every time.
[INST] ATVI is a good one. thx m8 [/INST] > ATVI is a good one. thx m8 No love for BABA or JD? ERs are coming up. Maybe a quick win
[INST] Another 10-year bull run seems in place here. [/INST] [mfw](https://i.imgur.com/H0GR7vg.jpg)
[INST] I can't find those on NYSE [/INST] conspicuously missing from a lot of places these days fam brb tendies are done
[INST] How else can you lose money both ways? [/INST] A straddle?
[INST] It just does dude. Look it up. You can have all the money in the world but less money is still less money. Edit: I guess I've read that on the announcement of a dividend hike the price can drop. apple probably announced it months ago so you could be right. Also I now just read your link. Thanks for the DD, I learned something new 👍 [/INST] The price of a stock falls by the amount of the dividend on the ex-dividend date.
[INST] Yeah good luck with that [/INST] daddy dont need luck, but thx bby
[INST] He's got one profitable strike out of 4 and the 11.5s since he got a later expiry he may make a little on. [/INST] He probably will profit on all of them if he sells at open.
[INST] Facebook isn't going to buy them They have their own stuff Maybe.. Google? [/INST] Tencent, they already got a decent stake
[INST] https://i.imgur.com/ohDKCIO.jpg [/INST] Needs more jpeg
[INST] Fuck me, what am I doing with my life. [/INST] Not going into I-banking like the rest of the Econ-bros.
[INST] FOMC might just shit all over any bull’s hopes and dreams. [/INST] Not for this JNUG bull ;)
[INST] U drunk go home [/INST] Ur home go drunk
[INST] I literally just started trading because I live near a casino and figured if I’m gonna gamble I might as well do it like an adult. 5 days later here I am buying my first puts and feeling like a goddamn Robinhood savant - 5/18 13.5 puts bought at 3:51pm GAINZ GAINZ GAINZ [/INST] that's called an FD at the whistle, and congratulations, you got that one win out of the way, now you're going to lose every fucking time after. Don't kill the messenger.
[INST] Eh doesn't apply for Tesla because the fookin' car needs to exist before anyone can buy it. BTW Apple isn't the only brand used for consumer spending, a lot of clothing/goods companies like Kors, Coach etc. are used as well. [/INST] I just got back from a vaca in San Francisco. I was under the impression Teslas were much like unicorns, but I saw a lot of them out there.
[INST] The guy shorting Powerball. That shit was awesome [/INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zsn4x/shorting_powerball/ https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zvxp5/shorting_powerball_update/
[INST] An inflated price is still a price that buys you tendies. [/INST] inflated tendies
[INST] If TVIX drops to $6.50 tomorrow I’ll shit my pants. That would be a 7% loss. Fml [/INST] Tvix gonna be over 10 by june
[INST] I agree, Unless for some reason they see their own shares as undervalued, which they might. There is a reason Buffet is sitting on cash and not doing share buy backs. It doesn't add any real value. [/INST] No, Buffet BELIEVES it doesn’t add value to BERKSHIRE. If Apple doesn’t see any opportunities to invest cash at a return greater than its cost of capital then distributions to shareholders via dividends or buybacks optimize shareholder value.
[INST] I’m new here. I looked up AMD (Advanced micro devices Inc.) and it looks like it’s hovered around $9-$13 in the pas year. Can someone tell me why this sub mentions it non stop? [/INST] This sub is about risks not stability
[INST] Yeah, on a plate. We got $3 per pound for the last 10k pounds of BSB we packed out. The *only* fish that we bother with really is flounder. Is that speculation, or proven? I tell everyone you need to ask where their seafood is acquired;it's important. Like I said, ive been fishing commercially for 10 years now....the only seafood I really even care to eat: skrimp, or $callops. No fish, no squid. Disgusting. [/INST] well a. it lists the origin on any tasting menu worth a damn, b. I can taste the difference, they're not serving me shitty fish, otherwise they wouldn't have michelin stars
[INST] We shuck them at sea, as the picture shows. That's why we make the big bucks lol. [/INST] I've only ever bought scallops that are still in their shell, same with oysters or any other shellfish
[INST] I don't get why phones need 8 motherfucking gigs of RAM. Just how many surveillance apps are we supposed to be running in the background? EDIT: Just checked and the Iphone X only has 3gb of RAM lol, that's the same as my Motorola XT1254 that was released in 2015. No wonder Apple gets 86% of all smartphone profits. [/INST] Really bro. People always look at the number and not the big picture. So many variables to take into judgement. Ive never had any issues with laggyness what so ever with my x. Great phone.
[INST] Hmm let's see.... Prices drop 50%, but demand goes up 15%... Yup makes sense to me! Edit: You retards don't know the definition of a cyclical market. Look at the history of ram prices. They have spiked a few times in the last 20 years, only to go back down when supply is even. Good luck losing your dad's money. [/INST] just because it peaks doesnt mean prices will go down? Prices on memory cant go up forever but it can stay at the current price for a long time.
[INST] Ah [/INST] It is worthless unless the price rises.
[INST] Banks can sell or buy what ever they want. Thats the beauty of the stock market or the Forex market. It allows them complete control of the cost of the goods. How can they have control over the price of something they don't own? Because the stock market allows you to sell what you don't own. Short selling should honestly be made illegal. [/INST] Do you even know how short selling actually works?
[INST] Sell puts because you think it's going back up? I'm trying to learn more about the options space. Is there any way to get around to collateral because right now it RH is asking me for a 3 grand deposit [/INST] I think it is going back up 100% and you have the stock so it isnt as if you are naked. 3 grand collateral? Do you not have a margin account?
[INST] It's Cold War trade. [/INST] You heard it here first: trade the Cold War
[INST] Listening to CNBC and believing them is bad for the ole portfolio. [/INST] Ralph Nader's opinion is worth hearing.
[INST] _Almost_ [/INST] I used this awesome real estate trading platform to make a shitload of money and buy a ton of property, but I couldn't get anyone who'd accept the little cardboard deeds or the paper money https://m.imgur.com/gallery/vX3zm
[INST] I've noticed similarities between u/brutalpancake and nofapguy's cadence and overall 'tude. Just sayin it's worth looking at. [/INST] Given how many calls I continue to buy I guess you coulda also say I’m....seeking theta....
[INST] Go to r/options if you want ideas and advice. Damn bro take it easy. [/INST] hahahahaha this guy says he came here for advice he must be fucking retarded ...good thing you get paid well