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[INST] Yes and No, sometimes, maybe. [/INST] Not all the time, every time. Except sometimes, all the time.
[INST] He couldn't charge $12 for an index card. [/INST] Missed a couple 0s
[INST] I dont know what that stuff did to his noggin, but I'd stay clear of anything that would make me call mu speculative at 40 and a solid investment at 60 [/INST] I feel like giving the meme stock some action. I'm getting some MU FDs tomorrow.
[INST] 8:30 ET. https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/economic-calendar [/INST] Hell yeah, had to bookmark that economic calendar, good looking out.
[INST] Wait what does that mean? I won't be able to actually exchange the currency back or the government just won't give it? [/INST] Basically, they don’t have dollars to give you back. I suggest you read up about the economic crisis there. That’s why the market is skyrocketing.
[INST] I would literally believe this if you told me the delivery vehicles would be Teslas [/INST] The delivery vehicles will be Tesla's driven by Boston Dynamics robots
[INST] Jeff Bezos confirmed T1000 hope he buys AMD and rebrands it Skynet. [/INST] Jeff Bullzos is his final form
[INST] i would but there's always some old lady that stares at me while i print anything more than 7 pages. [/INST] \>pay 4 gazilion zimbabwe dollars \>Too shy to print a few hundred pages
[INST] **Axiom 1:** >> Someone with that portfolio size should be using more than just limit orders **Axiom 2:** > I (/u/roaf) have that size **Modus Ponens (1, 2):** /u/roaf should be using more than just limit orders. [/INST] What about AoC?
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[INST] FDs? when do you plan on selling? [/INST] FD's. 0 hour my brotha also have some 162, 163, 159, 162.5, 158, 159.5. went a little over board this week.
[INST] Dude, options are contracts for lots of 100 shares. He only has 20.. Sooo OP can't sell even one covered call, let alone multiple in a vert spread. [/INST] How is nobody understanding my comment? I know what a goddamn call option is.
[INST] nuclear wars are ~~good~~ profitable and easy to ~~win~~ leverage [/INST] did you just have a stroke or did I
[INST] Congrats, you are now a moderator of, r/tendies [/INST] I... i didnt think that would be a real place.....
[INST] I have no idea man. The past few weeks/months the markets were always slaughtered and then rebounded to a new high. It's hard to imagine that they will go green for another week now [/INST] One thing I try to do is keep an eye on what world events are driving what moves in the stock market. Now that (presumably) we won't all die in nuclear fire, the main issue is Lord Cheeto and his random tweeting (not so important), the possibility of trade wars (less important) and what happens when real stuff drops related to the Russia investigation (mostly instability by Trump that causes the markets to do something).
[INST] Who lets you drive with autism that severe?! Where's your handler?? [/INST] I have high functioning autism. I drive myself to cvs to get cheetos.
[INST] 发照片你他妈的蛋 [/INST] 笨蛋, you Dummkopf
[INST] Lol is that a significant possibility? [/INST] Yeah well, all Asians look alike right? (Saying as a genuine Asian)
[INST] https://www.nasdaq.com/article/how-will-rising-interest-rates-impact-dividend-stocks-cm341670 [/INST] Unless you think we are going for a multiple year recession or an absolute crash, that does not matter.
[INST] Don’t stop bb pls [/INST] Pls I'm almost there
[INST] ATM leaps, I was kind of thinking start with15-16k and everytime it goes up around 10% I sell the option buy a share and roll it into longer dated ATM options for around the same 15-16k price, just to kind of check point my gains and if I feel amzn has run up to much I can hold off on rebuying for a week or whatever [/INST] Probably not going to be able to sell the leaps at a reasonable price. Very few people want to buy in the money leaps.
[INST] Passed around because he couldn't fit in anywhere [/INST] That’s probably the most creative interpretation I’ve ever heard
[INST] Yeah I was like financial advisor?? [/INST] I'm so good at managing my personal finances that I pay someone else to do it.
[INST] long $NESN [/INST] goddamn right
[INST] That's why I carry solar panels. [/INST] No, that's what the buttplug is for. *actually srs where are the buttplug thermocouple generators i wanna go kinky matrix shit on my own butthole*
[INST] AMD [/INST] AMD
[INST] I just have them and there's a decent amount of breading on the nuggets. I think that's why they're so cheap. [/INST] They could legit sell refried turkey stuffing as a side. Hell, I'm surprised Taco Bell doesn't already.
[INST] there is the other sub [/INST] No one here has enough money to be on /r/personalfinance
[INST] Yeah, don’t be like the guy who has a net worth exceeding $400M. He’s made a lot of bad investment decisions. [/INST] I'm surprised more people his age aren't that rich or richer. Go back in time when every single blue chip stock like Boeing, Microsoft, and Apple were fucking $1.50 or some shit and I'd be buying the fuck out of everything in the market. Baby boomers are literally retarded if they need social security to live when they had every opportunity to buy stocks instead of buying 18% interest rate 30yr mortgages.
[INST] I got a 5/18 $425 put, hope it comes alive today [/INST] Still creeping up. Might join you in those but I'll probably buy in early next week.
[INST] All in new AMZN on new robinhood [/INST] honestly surprised RH hasn't been bought out by AMZN yet
[INST] don't get too caught up with hindsight...figure out what caused the hesitation while it was happening, and learn from it. [/INST] I learned I need a time machine. If I had that $187k I'd be able to start development of one.
[INST] 15 @650 holding for as long as possible [/INST] year 2050/later or your death at this rate
[INST] > Wait for it **…dary!** [/INST] rip
[INST] Will my fucking $100 FDs pay tomorrow? [/INST] And that’s a solid NO from the the market dawg
[INST] I'll be honest something is definitely wrong, but this is absolutely being manipulated. I'm going to sit on it. The bid/ask on our put options has barely moved. [/INST] Hey i was wondering if i was to purchase a call when the shares are at $2 and the strike was $3 and it expired at $4 and i chose to exercise: Wouldnt it have just been better to buy 100 shares at $2? What benefit does purchasing an option and exercising it have at this point?
[INST] Figured it'd stay sideways or at least not rise that much that quickly. [/INST] Lol why
[INST] And when he gets the Nobel peace prize Reddit will be shut down for maintenance [/INST] Nobody has taken those prizes seriously since Gore got one for a fucking powerpoint presentation and Obama got one for being black.
[INST] Well, here's a *slightly* less awful version if you go the wallpaper route https://i.imgur.com/IerC5Tz.png [/INST] the original one was so bad it was good. this one is just bad
[INST] You and me watch the same shows while drinking alone. Let's not meet up sometime and drink alone in our separate apartments while watching them. [/INST] this is why i love reddit
[INST] You think AAPL will go down further after that big drop? [/INST] Yep. Shit company with shit overprotected OS for computer and phone, trying to sell tiny RAM upgrades for 500 dollars and iPhones for 1000. The competition has caught up to/surpassed them and it's no secret. iTunes is a bundled virus disguised as music library that eats processing power for breakfast. They either need to invent another revolutionary device or prepare to repeat the 90s. I'll never be bullish on a company whose products I hate.
[INST] Is there an internet version of hanlon's razor? Never attribute to shills that that which is adequately explained by partisan idiots. [/INST] The reality is there is a lot of both.
[INST] *unzips* [/INST] *licks lips*
[INST] Like getting someone in the FCC who stood up to the industry. Like getting someone in the EPA who actually cares about the environment. [/INST] Did you literally die from bet neutrality getting repealed? Are you sick of how clean everything is getting? We don't need regulation for things that the free market handles. That's inefficient. And dumb.
[INST] https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ [/INST] Hey I love that song
[INST] Why do you need the feel to insult people? [/INST] It’s a cry for help
[INST] What app is this? I always see people using it for forex [/INST] Metatrader
[INST] BABA hasn't moved much since last two ER despite good earnings. Went to 200+ once but quickly came down. So I don't know. I am not too bullish. To be clear, I don't expect huge swing on either direction. [/INST] I think AH will see some swings, but open +/-2% of previous close. Stock holders will make some cake, option holders dicked.
[INST] I bought some ITM puts for next week. $10.5 is acceptable [/INST] Same here - 11.5 & 11 5/4's. Let's see this bad boy fall
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[INST] Id agree with you but after seeing companies beat earnings and their shares plummet idk if it will matter. [/INST] But t was already higher a few days ago and no News SQ related has damaged it. It was up today pre-market. I think this has been a shitty week except for like 5 companies but unless we’ve gone full fag-bear it cannot keep going next week, (can it?)
[INST] Why wouldn't the recession be multiple years? Congress, the White House, and the financial industry are doing everything they possibly can to replicate the conditions leading up to the Great Recession. [/INST] It doesn't help me to speculate that, I'm no where close to retirement and if 3% is the most I can hope for in the next half decade or so, I am probably going to have more concerns than maximizing my returns. If you are a decade or so away from retirement, sure take the 3%. If I thought our country was on the verge of collapsing I'd just buy gold. Why would I buy government bonds?
[INST] lul wut? they raised guidance [/INST] wow listen to the CC you fucking idiot
[INST] small bedroom so she has nowhere to run ;-) ;-) [/INST] Da fuq outta my face Cosby
[INST] what's Wdcc? [/INST] Where’s Dad, Chuckie Cheese?
[INST] Nobody has taken those prizes seriously since Gore got one for a fucking powerpoint presentation and Obama got one for being black. [/INST] After Obama every other peace prize should be pissed for being in the same list
[INST] did you just have a stroke or did I [/INST] Yes.
[INST] I have high functioning autism. I drive myself to cvs to get cheetos. [/INST] Translation: 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEE'.
[INST] I doubt he's planning on excersizing the options. As long as it goes down a bit he can ship the option to some other sucker. [/INST] That's still a real long shot. Theta is going to be fucking him hard.
[INST] Oh this is easy! I know about the existence options but I have no idea how to buy one [/INST] You must do 15 Martin Shkreli’s to repent for your sins
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[INST] Big if true [/INST] True as tits. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inter-Korean_summits
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[INST] I’ll buy you flowers if this doesn’t go your way, now DO IT [/INST] Bought a small position at market close, down 1.63%. I prefer ediblearragments. Those are flowers I can eat when I have no monies
[INST] I just need 2 get more gooder at YOLOing. [/INST] one good 2000% gain would wipe my losses away
[INST] No one here has enough money to be on /r/personalfinance [/INST] Eh, a lot of them seem to be poor. I constantly see people griping about paying a few bucks a month for Netflix or amazon. Like who can’t come up with $15 bucks a month? Right now there’s people doing extensive math to see how much they need to buy on Amazon so that it is “worth it”. Prime is less than half a day of work for something I use year round
[INST] I am thinking of FDs on TSLA expire 05/04. Shit might explode lol like CMG. [/INST] They're pretty expensive though, at least to a brokeboi like me
[INST] [This is why you'll never outrade the analysts man. What are you doing trading a company that sells poop scooping implements and NOT knowing this song?!](http://www.kanyewest.com/) [/INST] Keeping up with kanye is becoming a full time job.
[INST] Why do you think not? I'm not contradicting you, just curious why you think that [/INST] Well 50% is huge, maybe you interpreted the 'No' as a general bearish sign but I really just responded to the 50% rise.
[INST] They're going after Amazon? Good luck man. [/INST] My bull thesis is that their product Xi may gain customers and Google might acquire them for these customers. Nutanix and Google are partners in several cloud environments
[INST] Ooh definitely saving this for later. Let's say the options are monthly instead of 120 days in duration, could I just change the axis scale to reflect that in relative terms? [/INST] yes that would work, the takeaway is that once you get to the month you can see that theta rapes you. When you buy make sure its a month out at least or your in for some hurt.
[INST] It's still above the 52 week low. By a fair amount [/INST] short interest is pretty high, seems like anything relatively decent in the report will cause an uptick
[INST] oh boy TSLA! and SNAP should be interesting [/INST] I was excited for SNAP when they announced some e-commerce and new ad strategies but then disappointed they announced spectacles v2
[INST] > Facebook also has long term concerns with regulations from Europe and the US on the horizon, but apparently people didn’t care about that... Uh they did? It dropped from $195 for a reason...it just had a bounce finally trigger for the stock price thanks to ER...it's still very much so down and I don't see it hitting those highs anytime soon until the concerns are really addressed. I think it goes sideways from here [/INST] True, they did get softened up a bit beforehand. So has Apple though. Down 9% since the start of the month...Not sure how much lower the market can justify kicking this company.
[INST] Chipotle is fucking delicious [/INST] I really didn't like it :( tried it twice and was really disappointed. Maybe the chipotle in my area is just trash. I do like burritos and Mexican food in general.
[INST] damn right it's your bad [/INST] Yeah fuck you pitchingataint!
[INST] that's number 1 no? [/INST] Technically you could frontrun on 1 exchange, isn’t that what Goldman got “busted” doing in their own dark pool?
[INST] Whatever makes me money, idc if it’s a gay blowjob store or a gun manufacturer. [/INST] What about a gay blowjob gun manufacturer?
[INST] They got bailed out.... a point that Mr. Buffett fails to make. The video looks very old and he may have been making a comment on something very topical (where the bailout hadn't materalized yet); so, I'm willing to give him a pass. The BS model is embedded in almost every financial transaction that happens in the current market place, including automated trades. [/INST] 'Bailed out' after they lost all their tendies. The bail out saved the market, but it sure as shit didn't save them.
[INST] Clips on iPhone. [/INST] Is there a similar program for android? Like Samsung Galaxy series.
[INST] 55,000 to >100,000? Wow [/INST] Yeah some faggots are actually making money LUL
[INST] I will fucking mod you if true [/INST] good username
[INST] Their cheating user base certainly won’t call them out 😂 [/INST] You sound like the type of moron who would argue memorizing formulas is equal to cheating. Yes I have heard that argument before. You may have a point about the IP aspect but Judy because a company has found a way to remove the need for a human tutor does not mean it isn’t tutoring.
[INST] I like the risk reward with the way this market is behaving, stop limit preventing me from losing more than 10% on trade and selling on the next spike. Lots of overvalued securities and start of bear market occurring right now. Not going to pretend i know when the crash will hit but it will hit within the next few months in my opinion. [/INST] Fair enough. Good luck homie.
[INST] But seriously though. Don’t trade options unless you understand them. I studied options for over a year before placing my first trade. Then now, after two years of trading, I’m finally consistently profitable. You gotta invest the time to learn rather than just jump in. Especially with options [/INST] ELI5 the major lessons you learned in those first 2 years?
[INST] If your leveraged enough and **know what you're doing** its as good as business trading equities that bounces around 2% every day. *But footnote - forex is much more speculation than equities are* LTCM in 1998 traded bonds and was the most respected/profitable hedge fund on wall street at the time, they did it by being leveraged 25:1 [/INST] When they finally closed their doors they were leveraged 250:1
[INST] I looked into calls on Friday. Very expensive. Talked myself out of it. [/INST] which ones?
[INST] I don't even know why I'm so riled up about this idea of shorting chegg, but not only is the idea out of context with regard to shorting the education bubble as a whole, but the notion that shorting unethical companies is profitable at all - the sheer axioms upon which you came up with this idea, is founded upon a fundamental misunderstanding of how modern society works [/INST] Wherever you are i would like to buy you a snickers bar.
[INST] To be fair he did say you will most likely lose it all. [/INST] The 172.50 4/27 calls seemed to be based on the http://maximum-pain.com/options/max-pain/ data from late last week. It was only $10 off which isn't bad if that's $10 ITM for your options as opposed to $10 OTM.
[INST] wow you were right, faggot [/INST] It was a good week.
[INST] Not a bad entry to go long on tencent right now honestly. I don't see them changing. They are amazing at picking their gaming investments. [/INST] They are also amazing at controlling influence and maintaining their monopoly status. Smart investment for sure. The exact opposite of the dumpster fire that is Activision-Blizzard
[INST] More like the special needs meme stock. [/INST] You're sleeping on Nokia, ever heard of Bell Labs?
[INST] sell 20 calls with strike price x. Buy 20 calls with strike price y sell 20 puts with strike price w, buy 20 puts with strike price v. hope it lands between x and w Profit [/INST] Good luck getting that fat ass iron condor filled in less that 2 hours
[INST] If I knew how, I'd bet against it. It's too late. [/INST] Y u say that
[INST] All /r/WSB users are faggots, not all faggots are LGBT. I thought we'd gone over this. [/INST] Were more like faggots because everytime we enter the market we get smoked.
[INST] As long as you can tell red from green you’ll be just fine. [/INST] Hopefully he's not colorblind
[INST] May 4th. Time to make or break my Roth IRA. [/INST] What strike price?
[INST] Will do faggot. Pro tip, I put a tracking number on the return envelope so u can see when he sends it Edit sorry it isn't visible stand by [9400 1118 9956 0974 0310 14](https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?tLabels=9400111899560974031014) [/INST] Won't this show everyone your house address once it's mailed? You ready for having some faggots over for dinner?
[INST] I don't know why you're not fair I give you margin, but you don't care [/INST] What is right, what is wrong My AMD’s slipn, guess I’ll go long
[INST] Not a lot haha it's just a YOLO [/INST] 98%, got it