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[INST] we literally keep AMD stock afloat. [/INST] sec investigation any day now for mm.
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[INST] And back down by Monday [/INST] Back down by 09:31 tomorrow
[INST] Yeah but better then nothing tbh [/INST] Just gotta keep going, cocaine will cure everything eventually
[INST] U smat [/INST] Wicked smaht
[INST] i get my information from several sources but you asked for a link so this is the first one i had im sorry i dont have canadian government documents saved in my favorites the July go live date was posted in several places [/INST] Treudeau never once committed to a date in July, or any date for that matter. How can you talk about a delay when no original date other than summer 2018 was given? Last time I checked August is summer. >“The date will not be July 1, I can assure you of that,” the prime minister told Quebec’s TVA network. “I don’t know where that date came from.” From an interview in December.
[INST] Praise bae. [/INST] May the lord open
[INST] Sold puts in the IRA. Hoping to get assigned actually. Guess I’ll pocket my sweet $12. [/INST] Puts, this guy is screwed in after market. Wait a minute, sold? What are you doing trying to make money off those in this sub?
[INST] This is why you let robots do a human's job [/INST] [Bears are no match for Zuck's shtoyle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZAnn6gPak&ab_channel=KingHomer)
[INST] >oh he’s gay? How is it a surprise? He’s French isn’t he? [/INST] Downvoted for speaking the truth. respeckt
[INST] 4 [/INST] So 2
[INST] Not 8% [/INST] My AMD calls :( :( Edit: oh look my $10.50 calls are green after hours after I dumped them
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[INST] Their CFO just said they faced margin headwinds and probably wouldn't be as profitable. Still bottom line growth. [/INST] 'we aren't going to be as profitable' vs 'YO WE GONNA MAKE MORE LATER'
[INST] Oh I have lost 100% several times. Just keep adding more and keep adding more. My portfolio looks like I started at the top of Everest and have been skiing down hill. [/INST] Well, at least you effortlessly summited Everest then. The unfortunate thing is that you didn't die at the top preserving your portfolio at 100% for an eternity like the frozen corpses left strewn all over the mountainside.
[INST] Yeah, this is what gets me about this line of thinking. You know how we can easily disprove this? There's just as many autists here that are shorting TSLA as there are buying calls on it. The institutional traders can't screw over both of you. [/INST] That's what I said to him this morning but he seems hellbent on believing they can. I just said that if they make more than they lose they've won and that's ultimately what they try to achieve.
[INST] > ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ take my Energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Only Subae takes energy. Zuck only takes offers of souls. [/INST] The zucc also accepts D A T A
[INST] But they jail some of the richest people. You have to find the ones that are strongly party aligned/connected. [/INST] My dick bleeds when I pee
[INST] 10%~~~~~~ [/INST] Not anymore
[INST] Didn't you hear bro? Companies that have tons of debt and make hardly any money are the new thing. [/INST] YES IT NOSEDIVED WOOOOOOO
[INST] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [/INST] hehe
[INST] Last time I yoloed a pennystock I got fucked, so I'm taking a little time off. Good luck brother, hopefully FB keeps rising! [/INST] $171!
[INST] I know some of those words edit: in it 2 win? [/INST] yup.
[INST] THIS. Smart move to push a heavier buyback. Zuck knows what's up. [/INST] Throwing his big JEWY JEW dick around like it's a solid diamond.
[INST] > dorm room to monetizing nearly half the world in 10Y. > 22,000 employees. god tier indeed. and Benjamin Graham assholes wonder why they don't understand tech. [/INST] Yeah but you can't put Facebook on your hot dog, can you?
[INST] Good, My puts need it tomorrow. [/INST] Sorry man, I'm also sitting on some puts just not on semis and unfortunately not JNUG or SPXS. I think we know where we can put ours though :(
[INST] No. [/INST] Ok.
[INST] But This is the first time I've felt movement in my penis in 2 months [/INST] IM PITCHING TENTS OVER HERE TOO BRO!
[INST] Can u not m8 [/INST] Ban this faggot if he isnt allergic to peanuts
[INST] Believe me, my past performance is indicative of my future result unless I somehow actually turn autistic or have a brain transplant. [/INST] Well good thing you're already autistic, you fuck.
[INST] Higher, faster, more [/INST] Harder, deeper, gayer!
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/87bbio/facebook_has_lost_100_billion_in_10_days_and_now/ [/INST] Holy shit please stick to index funds
[INST] https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/23/gundlach-says-hes-long-energy-stocks-short-facebook-at-sohn-conference.html [/INST] Another billionaire hedge fund manager was wrong about something. What a surprise. FB beat estimates by 25%, roll on tomorrow
[INST] 'investing' [/INST] Mom he's just a 'friend'
[INST] Just today I was seriously thinking about selling the whole Micron position. Then I remembered it's even more of an undervalued company now, if I were to buy anything, it's Micron. So I stay in. See you tomorrow when it's down 10% again. [/INST] Why not just sell calls or puts OTM while you're at it?
[INST] It's just too much pop science buzz words for my taste. To each their own. I like that you're using your brain, just doesn't hit the mark for me. [/INST] How are those pop science buzzwords. This is basic chemistry and he used the vernacular associated with it. Pop science buzzwords would encompass 'ground-breaking, biotech, cure, nanotech, hack, etc.'. Maybe it seems like hes pulling conclusions and connections out of his ass, but he is definitely not overhyping the theory behind it all.
[INST] I’m not him but I posted in that thread crying about holding 5-18 calls @130 strike. Currently down 64%. Hopefully tomorrow shows a change of pace. [/INST] I have Jan 135s. I’m excited.
[INST] I tried...a week later I couldn't help but buy back in. [/INST] This guy bets!
[INST] Where’s the DD [/INST] Mod fucking deleted it. Unbelievable
[INST] Why? it jumped 10% to 10.60, usually if anything there is a sell off or gradual climb, not another massive spike of 5+% [/INST] AMD jumped from $10 to $13 within a day after they released their earnings awhile back. It’s definitely possible.
[INST] I don't know...I feel like the Fiesta was a waste of money and I only see like one Taurus on the road a month. [/INST] In America maybe but the Fiesta is an outrageously popular rally car internationally.
[INST] is it just me or did futures just go down a shit load [/INST] Just you
[INST] I have too much exposure to TSLA for him to riding around on rockets when the *business infrastructure is malfunctioning.* Like, get the fucking house in order or hire someone who can [/INST] Probably having trouble finding talent that wants to step into that shitshow. He's lost three of his top Executives in that company in the last 18 months
[INST] $.05/min. But seriously, I have $46.15 sitting doing nothing in my RH account, can I bet this against you somehow? [/INST] That's enough for 2 shares of Ethan Allen (ETH) my dude. Earnings tomorrow after hours, should be interesting shitttttttt
[INST] Finger your asshole in the shower [/INST] Water is a terrible lubricant. Hope he has a can of WD-40 in his bath, ...so that he can lube it up with conditioner.
[INST] The fraud wouldn't have gotten the book thrown at him if the world didn't hate him so much, but Lmao tru [/INST] he was under investigation, or at least 'under the SEC's spotlight' before he price hiked iirc....
[INST] Mmm. Doubt it. [/INST] holy shit lets see if the am keeps this up. He may become a full-blown degenerate after this
[INST] well, you could always sell things on the advice of random internet people short positions are just as good for burning money, possibly even better [/INST] So, internet stranger, what calls are we selling tomorrow?
[INST] Thanks for responding! I assumed the 1400 number was all the way down, I did not know the puts were limited but makes total sense. The crux of my question was is that my only exposure is the 32 max loss? Theres no way I could possibly lose more? Thanks again [/INST] You know, I've wondered that same thing myself. I'm pretty sure the 32 is your only exposure but I'm pretty new to this too
[INST] it's an acquired taste accessible to a select few [/INST] Asshole and cunt really is
[INST] You're off by a factor of 10, chief [/INST] I meant the futures went up 2 basis points on the margin after the tweet. They we're already green. EMH kemosabe
[INST] My old roommate wrote him and got a brief letter back thanking him for support and so on. [/INST] Sweet. My issue is that he comes off very pompous (even if he doesn’t intend to) and everyone including himself knows he is very smart, so when it comes to interacting with a personality like that it feels very intimidating to me, so I end up coming off more passive and flustered than I want to as I create a power struggle in my head over it.
[INST] Bingo [/INST] Bing you say?
[INST] I love it when he shit talks in the middle of the day. Put the stock graphs up and watch it react to his tardation. Fascinating stuff. [/INST] Holy shit we could pull a Veenamalli and show futures instead after each 'I'm a stable genius' and watch em tank
[INST] I second this fag. [/INST] I third this, fagg.
[INST] I'm a mod too, let's eat crayons together! [/INST] This sentence is written too well. This guy isn't a mod he's just a phony!
[INST] But how do we know he is not merely lucky [/INST] I thought that’s what options was?
[INST] You're right. I should just gamble on the games instead. Gonna put $100 on Shanghai this week. [/INST] It's fun until the obvious match fixing occurs.
[INST] Are there any black people on this subreddit [/INST] Haven't seen a brother here since ever. Guess I'm your token black man?
[INST] Essentially, once you identify a stock is range bound, yes: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rangeboundtrading.asp [/INST] So did you sell when AMD violated its trading range and broke to the downside earlier this month? Because that would have been the predictable thing to do, it also would have caused you to sell at the very bottom.
[INST] Hey, wunderbreadv2, just a quick heads-up: **alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Good not
[INST] My success with spreads has been when I want to hold until about expiration. Buying and selling same day or even same week can yield shit results [/INST] For sure. Spreads take time to realize full profit even when the stock is above the short option.
[INST] It should be painful, if you're a faggot [/INST] ^ that's because he's voluntarily being assfucked through his own bad decisions.
[INST] Prior [/INST] Hard to fucking say since idk what the value of your option was when you bought it
[INST] Bought up some snap calls last week and then doubled down when we went -8% today. Will profit by next week when they smash earnings and short squeeze combo. They always beat 'cause everyone thinks its a shit stock (may well be, no DD for my FD) [/INST] > 'I'm going to go long and leveraged on this company because everybody agrees it's shit' Actually that's pretty advanced level of DD for this sub.
[INST] I would rather be down 5000% than have legal tendies locked in a 3% anything. [/INST] Username check out
[INST] I’m too fat to sneak in through the mail slot, we’re gonna have to go through the roof [/INST] We'll send you in through the sewers and up the toilets.
[INST] Yeah, of course. I totally understand the risks with buying OTM. I almost always choose my strike price and expiration based on a delta of 0.3 to 0.4, and an expiration far enough away that it has enough time to move. If I wanted to make a play with a closer expiration, I would definitely choose an ATM strike price. I agree that everything is priced in, which is why a hunch is as good of a reason as any to take a risk with something. [/INST] How far out do you go? 2 months? Or more?
[INST] Fam why, are you trying to be lawyer? [/INST] Engineer. Private school, so it was a really expensive undergrad. But then they gave me a full scholarship for a MS, so it worked out.
[INST] why does everyone reverberate this same bullshit line whenever he's mentioned? [/INST] Because it is true
[INST] We are all friend of Shkreli. [/INST] >We are all Shkreli.
[INST] Enlightened probably thought 'cars' includes the F-150 and whatnot. [/INST] Not to mention they are rolling out the new Ranger and still have the Bronco in the works. Ford is a truck company first and are doubling down on that. They will trade sideways with an alright dividend like they have for years.
[INST] Done that. Twice. And Archer. And F is for Family. And BoJack Horesman. And God knows what else. I'm considered a professional drinker by most standards. [/INST] You and me watch the same shows while drinking alone. Let's not meet up sometime and drink alone in our separate apartments while watching them.
[INST] WSB talking about others getting played by the stock market. That’s rich coming from the autists here [/INST] I use Robinhood sir. Know the game you play and you're one of the autists here now too
[INST] That's going to be 4 more years to your sentence. [/INST] Worth.
[INST] check again tomorrow ;) [/INST] Congrats, I hope it blows big, I’m no hater I like to see people make $ around here. I’m also long some Tech so good news helps my portfolio as well.
[INST] i would def record hookers and winning jackpots but not every little second deal with it [/INST] if you're trying to record hookers it's not me you're going to have to deal with. it will be a very large man who has much less problems getting involved in physical altercations. oh, and good luck filming in casinos. i'm sure that will go over well for you.
[INST] Agreed. It’s more like their internal problem rather than the economy. Fucking Faggot should not have done shaddy shit and had to pay huge penalties. [/INST] Yeah I mean anybody that thinks it’s not a problem that is isolated to DB is a total db. I mean just look at the way Goldman put it’s fat Jewy cock down the markets throat Q1. Every other relevant bank also pretty much made money hand over fist as well.
[INST] Alert. So is a good number of other tech stocks. QQQ is bustin a nut all over putholders [/INST] Hopefully it keeps it up I got 4/27 164 165 and 167’s are down a lot lol
[INST] looks like another failure [/INST] You know it's bad when the first new feature reveled is a smaller case.
[INST] Can’t be, he’s outside and people are stood near him. Clothes seem to not be inside-out. He’s not yelling about SPY in a strangled voice. Not looking at his phone. Still has the shirt on his back. [/INST] Is he talking to... a girl? 👀
[INST] what’s the expiration date and strike price? If it’s like $10 you should be fine if the date is months out imo if these are FDs then i hope your asshole is stitched up to normal soon [/INST] $10 4/27 It was a straight up earnings play. I regret nothing.
[INST] You have to understand [/INST] that these things
[INST] Got it. Ive been trying to get a grasp on all this, glad Im finally getting it! I have seen that a few times and have finally started to get a handle on the greeks and how they affect options pricing. Appreciate your response! [/INST] If you want an example -- go look at Amazon right now and check out their IV...over 100% on 4/27 calls/puts. Look at those astronomical premiums
[INST] Even fucking WACHOVIA blew us off man [/INST] I mean who schedules a meeting for 4:30 on a Friday?
[INST] WHO SCHEDULES A MEETING FOR 430 IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON [/INST] Ted does.
[INST] What made you change? [/INST] Basketball
[INST] Gulp that kool aid [/INST] It's called Truth.
[INST] is 20 even reasonable in the next year [/INST] Yes
[INST] I used to have a thousand. [/INST] AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they?
[INST] You don't net money by donating it... [/INST] You do if your wife works for your foundation!
[INST] imagine if these were FDs [/INST] I had FDs only went up 100% because IV crush
[INST] Non-verbal [/INST] suicided
[INST] Jokes on you, I *love* crunchwrap supremes, puta. [/INST] If it's a well run Taco Bell, it's not that bad. At many places, everything that doesn't sell, you get to eat. Lots of free nacho fries were consumed the week they came out.
[INST] Mod fucking deleted it. Unbelievable [/INST] Kick ass DD btw. Made me a few tendies. Keep up the work.
[INST] Bought a few 269 strike 5/4 calls for $0.56. Really hoping it moonshots; might have myself a ten bagger if it gets up to 276. [/INST] Yeah, if.
[INST] say it ain't so [/INST] Goodbye.
[INST] Did you sell any options? If so, go and google what an option is. I knew there were stupid people, but ffs, not to this point. [/INST] > I knew there were stupid people, but ffs, not to this point. HMB -WSB 2018
[INST] Engineer. Private school, so it was a really expensive undergrad. But then they gave me a full scholarship for a MS, so it worked out. [/INST] What s your expected salary?
[INST] S [/INST] Goodbye! Fagit